What's taking so long?

什麼事花了這麼長時間？

I never got my fries!

我從來沒有得到我的薯條!

Why doesn't my father love me?

為什麼我的父親不愛我？

Come on! Why are you so slow?

來吧！你為什麼這麼慢？

- Hey, Squidward. - Quit it.

- 嘿，章魚哥。- 戒掉它。

- Hey, Squidward. - Quit it.

- 嘿，章魚哥。- 戒掉它。

- Hey, Squidward. - Quit it!

- 嘿，章魚哥。- 別鬧了！

Mr. Squidward, clean up in the head.

章魚哥先生，頭部清理一下。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Hey, Squidward.

嘿，章魚哥。

Also, clean up here.

另外，在這裡打掃衛生。

[whimpering]

[嗚咽聲]

- Hey, Squidward. - I said clean up!

- 嘿，章魚哥。- 我說了打掃衛生！

Squidward! Squidward!

章魚哥！章魚哥！

Hey, Squidward.

嘿，章魚哥。

[grumbling]

[抱怨聲]

Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward.

嘿，章魚哥嘿，章魚哥。嘿，章魚哥嘿，章魚哥

- Squidward! - Hey, Squidward.

- 章魚哥！- 嘿，章魚哥。

Hey, Squidward, Hey, Squidward.

嘿，章魚哥，嘿，章魚哥。

[grumbling] Oh, no.

[抱怨] 哦，不。

Don't just lay there. Clean up! Clean up! CLEAN UP!

不要只是躺在那裡。清理一下！清理！清理！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

It was just a dream.

這只是一個夢。

Just a horrible, realistic, totally on point dream.

只是一個可怕的、現實的、完全到位的夢。

Oh, I can't believe I'm dreaming about work

哦，我真不敢相信我在夢中看到了工作

when there's so many more interesting things

當有很多有趣的事情

I could be doing.

我可以做的。

Just look at my unfinished painting.

看看我未完成的畫吧。

And my unfinished symphony.

還有我未完成的交響樂。

And my uneaten strudel.

還有我未吃完的餡餅。

My strudel!

我的餡餅！

Just tasted like pie to me.

對我來說，只是嚐起來像餡餅。

It's a strudel, you barbarian.

這是個餡餅，你這個野蠻人。

Just look at those pastry layers.

看看這些糕點層吧。

Hmm.

嗯。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Ohh... I just woke up

哦......我剛剛醒過來

and the day's already a disaster.

而這一天已經是一場災難。

I can't face the Krusty Krab today.

我今天無法面對蟹堡王。

I am staying home

我呆在家裡

and diving into an ocean of Squidward.

並潛入章魚哥的海洋中。

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[trumpet playing]

[小號演奏]

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

What the-- Hmm?

什麼... 嗯？

[grumbling]

[抱怨聲]

Anymore of that layer pie?

還有沒有那層餡餅？

Get out!

出去！

Now, to get rid of the other monkey on my back.

現在，要擺脫我背上的另一隻猴子了。

[monkey screeching]

[猴子的尖叫聲]

[clearing throat]

[清嗓子]

[coughing]

[咳嗽聲]

[ringing]

[鈴聲]

Krusty Krab.

蟹堡王

[coughing]

[咳嗽聲]

Oh, Mr. Krabs, it's... [coughing]

哦，蟹老闆，這是... ...[咳嗽聲]

Squidward.

章魚哥。

Mr. Squidward, what do you doing on the phone?

章魚哥先生，你在電話裡做什麼？

You should be working.

你應該在工作。

[coughing]

[咳嗽聲]

I can't work, too... [coughing]

我不能工作，也...[咳嗽聲]

sick. [sneezing]

有病。[打噴嚏]

You do sound pretty bad.

你的聲音確實很糟糕。

You sure you're too sick to work?

你確定你病得很重，不能工作？

[laughing] I mean, I mean...

[笑]我是說，我是說...

[coughing] positive.

[咳嗽]積極。

Hmm. [grunting]

嗯。[咕嚕聲]

Mmm, too sick, eh?

嗯，太變態了，嗯？

I've got the cure for what ails ya.

我有治病的方法，可以治好你的病。

Well, you just rest up Mr. Squidward.

好吧，你就好好休息吧，章魚哥先生。

I'll take care of everything.

我會處理好一切。

Okay. Bye, talk-- I mean, I mean [coughing]

好的，再見，談談 -- 我是說，我是說 [咳嗽]

Bye.

再見。

No one fakes sick on Mr. Krabs and gets away with it.

沒有人可以在蟹老闆身上裝病而逃脫。

Ugh.

呃。

♪ No work for me today Mr. Squidward gets to play ♪

今天我沒有工作 章魚哥先生可以玩了

♪ No customers for me to fear ♪

沒有客戶讓我害怕

♪ SpongeBob can take a long walk Off a very short pier ♪

海綿寶寶可以在一個很短的碼頭上走很遠的路

Huh? Oh, that must be the crudités I ordered.

嗯？哦，那一定是我點的烤麵包。

Well-- Whoa!

嗯 -- 哇！

Oh, Mr. Krabs, I didn't see you there.

哦，蟹老闆，我沒看到你在那裡。

How thoughtful of you to visit me in my...

你是多麼的體貼，在我的...

[coughing] weakened state.

[咳嗽]虛弱的狀態。

Oh, think nothing of it, Mr. Squidward.

哦，別想了，章魚哥先生。

You sounded so bad on the phone.

你在電話裡聽起來很糟糕。

I rushed right over to make sure

我馬上趕過去，以確保

you were taking good care of yourself.

你把自己照顧得很好。

Well, I wouldn't want to infect anyone.

嗯，我不想感染任何人。

So, you should probably go now.

所以，你也許應該現在就去。

Oh, you are in no condition to be alone.

哦，你現在沒有條件獨處。

That's why I brought you some help.

這就是為什麼我給你帶來了一些幫助。

Take one of these and call me in the morning.

拿著這些東西，明天早上給我打電話。

The doctor is in.

醫生來了。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Swaddle, swaddle, swaddle.

襁褓，襁褓，襁褓。

Hush-a-bye now. Don't strain yourself.

現在噓聲一片。不要太緊張。

Hmm. [grunting]

嗯。[咕嚕聲]

Really, Mr. Krabs, this is unnecessary.

真的，蟹老闆，這沒有必要。

Of course it is.

當然是這樣。

If I find out you were faking it

如果我發現你是假的

just to get out of work, I'd have to fire ya.

只是為了擺脫工作，我必須要解僱你。

Oh, no faking here. No, I'm really...

哦，這裡沒有作假。不，我是真的...

[coughing]

[咳嗽聲]

sick.

有病。

Okay, back to the swaddling.

好了，回到襁褓中。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Oh, yes, I like that. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Indeed.

哦，是的，我喜歡這樣。嗯哼。嗯，嗯。的確如此。

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Squidward, you're overexerting yourself!

章魚哥，你用力過猛了！

Now, you just rest that sick little body of yours

現在，你只需讓你那病態的小身體休息一下

while SpongeBob finishes up your self portrait for you.

而海綿寶寶為你完成了你的自畫像。

But, but, but.

但，但，但。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Oh, yeah! Yeah! [laughing]

哦，是的！是啊！[笑聲]

Done. In my imagination, you're a helpless, little baby.

完成了。在我的想象中，你是一個無助的小嬰兒。

Gee, you're sicker than I thought.

嘖嘖，你比我想象的更有病。

Blah.

胡說八道。