-Talk about gorgeous. Look at this right here.

Ooh, la-la, saison. -Thank you.

-I mean, this is the biggest magazine --

-I didn´t know you spoke French.

-Well... Un poquito.

[ Laughter ]

This is the largest magazine I´ve ever seen in my lifetime.

-Yeah, well, and the interesting thing --

-This is Hillary Clinton´s new book.

[ Laughter ]

-It´s unbelievable.

-I don´t know why she chose me for the cover...

-"Of your book?" -...but I´m really flattered.

-Honored, yeah. -Yeah.

-Well, this is gorgeous. -I said, "Of course."

-Of course. There´s different covers, right?

-Yeah, this is the Annie Leibovitz.

And then, I actually have --

I don´t own one of these,

´cause I thought that would be super modest.

-Yeah, just have it laying around your apartment,

like, "Oh, I guess I´m on the cover of Vogue.

-That´s not me.

-No, it´s hard to find you in here.

None of these are you.

-This is the one with Bruce Weber.

-[ Gasps ] I love Bruce Weber.

-And I haven´t worked with Bruce Weber

since I was 15 and I did an Abercrombie shoot.

-Me too! Dude, I was --

[ Laughter ]

-And I have none of the pictures.

-I´m always shirtless at Abercrombie.

-None of the pictures ended up being useful,

because they told us to play football,

but it was, like -- you know, like, model football.

But I was like, red-faced,

sweating, nostrils flared, like, "Grr!"

At one point, a girl said, "Get her away from me."

[ Laughter ]

-Really? -Yeah.

And then when I went to do the shoot with Bruce -- hang on.

We did -- We had done this photo.

How does this work?

-It´s a magazine. Oh, wait.

Is that what it does?

-So we had done this photo, where my hair´s all greasy.

-Yeah.

And so, the next day, I showed up,

and I tried to wash my hair like six times,

and it just was not going anywhere.

And so I showed up, I hadn´t seen him since I was 15,

and all sweaty and disgusting.

I showed up like a grease ball.

They were like, [French accent] "What are we going to do?

We have to wash your hair."

[ Normal voice ] And, uh -- I speak French, too.

-Ooh, la-la, saison! -Oh, ah!

-Un poquito, yeah.

-You´re not the only one.

-Look at this -- the horse whisperer.

I mean, look at this.

-Yeah. I don´t know if the horse

was doing that because I was doing that.

-Yeah, are you frightening -- Was that real?

-It was real. -It was real.

-The horses were very --

-What were you saying to the horse?

-"Stand up."

[ Laughter ]

What else do you say to a horse?

-I don´t know, man.

But you grew up with horses, so this must have --

-I did, yeah. I grew up --

I grew up with horses.

-what was yours horse´s name? -Well, I had many horses.

-Bones was one.

-There was one horse named Bones.

Growing up on a farm, you have ups and downs.

There´s good things and very sad things.

I was at a cheerleading competition.

I was a cheerleader, which I´m really proud of.

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

-I was at a cheerleading competition,

and my mom in the audience was mouthing something,

and I didn´t understand what she was saying,

and I was like, "What?"

And she was like, "Bones is dead."

[ Laughter ]

"Bones died!" And I was like, "What?"

-"Bones is dead!"

-Yeah, and she´s here, and I was like,

"Can you try to rethink what your thinking was

on the timing on that?" -Did you start crying?

-No, and then she just went into how --

what she´s getting my 3-year-old nephew

for his birthday.

She was like, "Did I tell you

what I´m getting Theo for his birthday?

Getting him a leaf blower. A real leaf blower."

[ Laughter ]

-"A real leaf blower." -"A real leaf blower."

-"Oh, he´s gonna love it." -Yeah.

-"He´ll be out there, blowing leaves."

-He actually really will. -He will?

How old is he?

-He´s turning 3, but he loves engines, trains, locomotives.

Is that what they´re called? -Yeah.

-Oh, cool.

-Yeah, well, I don´t think you´re getting him a locomotive.

-I don´t know why I keep drinking this water.

-It´s ´cause water´s good for you.

I remember, as a kid, I really wanted a metal detector.

That´s what I wanted. [ Laughter ]

I don´t live by the beach.

I didn´t grow up --

I just had my back and my front yard.

-Oh, I was picturing -- Oh, you mean the scanner.

I thought you meant the kind we walk through at the airport.

[ Laughter ] -What?! No!

-I joined the TSA when I was 3 years old, yeah.

-I begged for and finally got a clap on/clap off in my room.

Oh, it was sick. -It didn´t quite work.

My grandparents had that, and they had it hooked

into their Christmas tree but also the television.

-Oh, my God. -It was so awful.

´Cause they would be like -- [ Claps ]

And I would just run into there --

I would run into the room, clap, and then leave the room.

And the tree would go off, the TV would turn on.

They loved me. I was a great grandkid.

[ Laughter ] -You sound like a hoot.

-I know, yeah. I want to talk to you

about reality shows, because I heard

that you like reality shows, and I love them, I´m obsessed.

What do you -- -Bravo? Is it Bravo?

-Bravo´s on in my household 24/7.

-I am a...I guess kind of a producer

of all of "The Real Housewives," Andy Cohen and I.

-That is not true at all. -I would call us colleagues.

-You and Andy Cohen?

-Yeah, I get really passionate, and I give him a lot of advice.

-Wait. I do, too. -I know, really?

But do you text him? -Yeah, I --

Do you make a difference in the show, like me?

[ Laughter ] -I´ve never made a dent.

Do you really? Have you changed the --

-I mean, we´ll see, ´cause one of the star´s fate

is kind of in my hands, so... [ Laughter ]

-This is insane. -Not to brag.

-Which one do you watch?

-Well, I have different --

With "Beverly Hills," my friends

and I have a drinking game of anytime Lisa Rinna

says her husband´s full name, Harry Hamlin.

She always calls -- Have you guys ever noticed that?

She always goes, "Harry Hamlin´s on his way."

And so we have a drinking game for that.

-Every time she says his full name, yeah.

-But when I found out

when Luann announced her divorce to Tom,

I was horrified and shocked, and my stomach dropped,

because I realized that I had just seen the reunion,

which means they aren´t filming.

And so I texted Andy, and I was like,

"Get a camera in Ramona´s face right now."

And I also told him to show the interview --

or, not the interview but the moment in the Berkshires

where Bethenny´s crying and going,

"I just don´t think your guy´s a good guy."

Anyway, I don´t know. -No, that´s good!

-It´s hard to explain the ways of producing

you know, if you´re not a producer, so...

-Oh, my gosh. You are un--

Does Andy every call you and give you ideas for your --

-You wouldn´t get it.

-"It´s a little bit over your head.

You wouldn´t get it."

Does Andy ever call you and give you notes

on your acting?

-He doesn´t say the same thing about me.

-Yeah, no, yeah.