It's Orange and sis here to break the Internet with a new challenge episode.

這是橙子和姐姐在這裡用新的挑戰集打破互聯網。

No, don't do it.

不，不要這樣做。

Orange we're doing to try not to break a challenge.

橙色我們正在做的是儘量不打破一個挑戰。

Oh easy mistake To me what?

哦，簡單的錯誤 對我來說是什麼？

I guess not.

我想不會。

So tell us this what are we not breaking today?

那麼，請告訴我們，今天我們沒有打破什麼呢？

We have an extra special guest.

我們有一位特別的客人。

Everyone give a jumbo sized shallow to Todd the egg.

每個人都給了一個特大號的淺淺的蛋來託德。

Yeah.

是的。

Hi listen you too.

嗨，我也聽你的。

If you break me, I'm gonna be mad.

如果你破壞了我，我就會生氣。

You understand?

你明白嗎？

Like really mad.

就像真的很瘋狂。

Okay, I'm serious, we get it.

好吧，我是認真的，我們明白了。

You're not yoking around with look, okay, I'm just here to do a challenge video, make a couple bucks and maybe get a few followers in the process.

你不是在和看，好吧，我只是來做一個挑戰視頻，賺幾個錢，也許在這個過程中得到一些追隨者。

Are we clear exceedingly.

我們是否清楚得很。

I could really do without the jokes.

我真的可以不看這些笑話。

Who's making jokes?

誰在開玩笑？

Todd?

託德?

I think you're exaggerating.

我認為你在誇大其詞。

You just tell us what exactly is bothering you.

你只要告訴我們到底是什麼在困擾著你。

Can we please just get this over with?

我們能不能把這個問題解決了？

Hey everyone at home, I'm Todd the egg.

嘿，在家的各位，我是雞蛋託德。

Follow me on food book, Todd the egg to not Todd the egg or Todd the egg one.

關注我的美食書，託德蛋到不託德蛋或託德蛋一。

Okay, I don't know those guys, but frankly for content stinks like rotten egg and coming from an egg, you know, it's gonna be bad.

好吧，我不認識這些人，但坦率地說，內容像臭雞蛋一樣臭，而且來自一個雞蛋，你知道，它將是壞的。

So let me explain what's going down.

所以讓我解釋一下發生了什麼。

Todd.

託德。

The first round is called hatch the egg, just hop up onto this wall, we'll take turns, try to catch you when you fall off.

第一輪叫做孵蛋，只要跳到這面牆上，我們輪流，當你掉下來的時候，試著接住你。

This is exactly how my uncle went here to be enough.

這正是我叔叔到這裡來的原因，足以說明問題。

Okay, Seems simple enough.

好吧，似乎很簡單。

Oh man, you guys don't catch me.

哦，夥計，你們沒有抓住我。

I'm gonna be mad.

我要生氣了。

All right, ready for me to fall.

好了，準備好讓我倒下。

We sure are okay.

我們肯定是好的。

one to wait for 20 years catching me.

一個等待20年的人抓住了我。

Oh, wow, we really should have discussed that.

哦，哇，我們真的應該討論這個問題。

Yeah, good thing.

是的，好東西。

You didn't jump.

你沒有跳。

Seriously?

真的嗎？

Okay, you guys, If I crack, I am going to be like super mad ladies first sys Hey, I'm no lady, but I'll go first, ready when you are Todd.

好吧，你們這些傢伙，如果我破解了，我就會像超級瘋狂的女士優先系統一樣，嘿，我不是女士，但我會先走，準備好當你是託德。

Okay, Here goes wait, I remember I don't have hands Oh come on, I think he's angry.

好了，開始吧，等等，我記得我沒有手，哦，來吧，我想他在生氣。

I am mad.

我很生氣。

I'm like super duper.

我喜歡超級超級。

Mad.

瘋了。

Better get fixed up Todd.

最好把託德修好。

We still got two rounds to go what you mean?

我們還有兩輪比賽，你是什麼意思？

I got to do the rest of the video.

我得做剩下的視頻。

I mean if you want to get paid yeah, Also if you don't do the whole video we'll edit out your food book handle.

我的意思是，如果你想得到報酬，是的，另外，如果你不做整個視頻，我們會編輯掉你的食物書手柄。

It's all in the contract.

這一切都在合同中。

Sorry, fine, I'll go get put back together again.

對不起，好吧，我再去把它裝回去。

The second round is called drop the egg.

第二輪被稱為 "掉蛋"。

I'm sensing a theme you betcha in this round, Susan, I will put our scientific knowledge to the test.

我感覺到了一個主題，你打賭在這一輪，蘇珊，我將把我們的科學知識進行測試。

Each of us will build a contraption that allows Todd to float gently down to the ground from the top of this wall.

我們每個人都將建造一個裝置，使託德能夠從這面牆的頂部輕輕地飄落到地面。

Good.

很好。

He used a contraption like that a minute or two ago.

一兩分鐘前，他用了一個類似的裝置。

Todd.

託德。

You're back.

你回來了。

Yeah I'm back.

是的，我回來了。

Got to earn that money you know?

必須賺取這些錢，你知道嗎？

No I mean you're back.

不，我是說你回來了。

Oh I must have fallen off.

哦，我一定是掉下來了。

Just slap it on there.

只要把它拍在那裡就可以了。

If you don't mind orange you can go first This time.

如果你不介意橙色，這次你可以先走。

Here are the materials.

以下是有關材料。

Let's see what to do with this plastic bag.

讓我們看看如何處理這個塑膠袋。

Probably a parachute, right?

可能是一個降落傘，對嗎？

I mean maybe crumple it up and use it as padding.

我的意思是，也許可以把它揉成一團，作為填充物使用。

Oh yeah those are good ideas but already cut it up to make racing stripes.

哦，是的，這些都是好主意，但已經把它切成了賽車條紋。

Yeah that thing is looking fast fast.

是的，那東西看起來很快很快。

That's not really the point here is it?

這並不是真正的重點，是嗎？

Oh look what I did with this cotton padding.

哦，看看我用這個棉墊子做了什麼。

I rolled it up really hard and it's a glute and made a spike that's perfect.

我非常努力地捲起它，它是一個臀部，做了一個釘子，很完美。

Todd can sit right on top of it.

託德可以直接坐在它上面。

Wait I'm really beginning to question your graph of the way.

等等，我真的開始懷疑你的圖的方式。

Whoa that was extreme.

哇，這太極端了。

I heard that, try to look on the sunny side Todd, now go get fixed up around three.

我聽到了，儘量往好的方面看，託德，現在去把三點左右的事情處理好。

No, no, dude, I said no, whoa!

不，不，夥計，我說不，哇！

I think he's mad, extremely mad.

我想他是瘋了，非常瘋了。

In fact, I am, I'm like super mad, I'd have to be some kind of crackpot to come back here for a third round of this, nah, after I get fixed up, I'm gonna go straight to my bed to get rest, wow, he's not taking this laying down, I don't know about you, but I'm gonna let this slide, that's it, I'm so out of here.

事實上，我是，我就像超級瘋狂，我必須是某種瘋子才會回到這裡進行第三輪治療，不，在我修好之後，我要直接去我的床上休息，哇，他不接受這個躺下，我不知道你怎麼樣，但我要讓這個滑動，就是這樣，我就這樣離開這裡了。

Okay, third and final round, it's called china run, we're gonna put on these blindfolds and try to make it through all these stacks of fine china without breaking any of them.

好了，第三輪也是最後一輪，叫做瓷器跑，我們要戴上這些眼罩，試著穿過所有這些精美的瓷器堆而不打碎它們。

Sounds great.

聽起來不錯。

I'll go first and hopefully what, luckily none of the plates broke.

我先走，希望是什麼，幸運的是沒有一個盤子碎了。

Oh hot.

哦，熱。

Are you kidding me?

你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

I'm like really mad about this Todd.

我對這個託德真的很生氣。

I thought you were going to bed.

我以為你要去睡覺了。

I sleep on top of a precarious stack of fine china.

我睡在岌岌可危的一疊精美瓷器上面。

You've got a problem with that?

你對此有意見嗎？

No, I guess not.

不，我想不是。

It's just what what is it?

這只是什麼是什麼？

Tell me it's just a really unexpected place for someone to sleep.

告訴我這只是一個非常意外的人睡覺的地方。

That's it.

就這樣了。

I want my check pronto.

我想馬上得到我的支票。

Toronto.

多倫多。

Okay, but I don't think you're gonna like who delivers it?

好吧，但我不認為你會喜歡誰來送？

I don't care if the devil himself delivers the check, I want my money and to be done with this video.

我不在乎魔鬼是否親自送來了支票，我想要我的錢，並且要完成這個視頻。

I've been cracked, smashed, crushed, squashed precisely now if you don't mind, where is my money?

我已經被敲碎、砸碎、壓碎，正是現在，如果你不介意，我的錢在哪裡？

I want it now and I want it to do someone order to check express delivery.

我現在想要它，我想讓它做別人的訂單來檢查快遞。

Nice egg pun, squash.

漂亮的雞蛋雙關語，南瓜。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。