- Hello sir,

- 你好，先生。

welcome to McDonald's.

歡迎來到麥當勞。

May I take your order?

我可以接受你的訂單嗎？

- Hold on, I'm thinking.

- 等一下，我在想。

Hmmmm.

嗯，嗯。

- Oh, that's fine.

- 哦，這很好。

Just let me know when you've decided.

當你決定了就告訴我。

- Decided on what?

- 決定了什麼？

I'm thinking about a really funny thing I said last night.

我在想昨天晚上我說的一件非常有趣的事情。

- Oh, so you weren't even thinking about what to order?

- 哦，所以你甚至沒有考慮過要點什麼？

- No.

- 沒有。

(laughter)

(笑聲)

- Why are you laughing?

- 你為什麼要笑？

- I told you, I said that hilarious thing last night.

- 我告訴過你，我昨天晚上說了那件搞笑的事。

(laughter)

(笑聲)

Oh man, so classic.

哦，夥計，太經典了。

So this wombat and a rabbi walk into a bar.

所以這個樹袋熊和一個拉比走進了一家酒吧。

- Care to join us here in reality?

- 願意在現實中加入我們嗎？

There's a line forming behind you.

你身後有一條隊伍。

- There is?

- 有嗎？

Oh man, did grapefruit draw a butt on my butt again?

哦，天啊，柚子又在我的屁股上畫了個屁股嗎？

- I'm not saying there's a line on your behind.

- 我不是說你背後有一條線。

I'm saying there's a line of customers behind you.

我是說你身後有一排顧客。

- Oh.

- 哦。

(laughter)

(笑聲)

- Hey, why is that funny?

- 嘿，這有什麼好笑的？

- It isn't,

- 不是的。

but that thing I said last night sure is.

但我昨晚說的那件事肯定是。

I'm telling ya,

我告訴你。

you wouldn't believe what comes out of the wombat's mouth.

你不會相信袋熊的嘴裡會說出什麼。

(laughter)

(笑聲)

- Ugh, yeah, yeah.

- 呃，是的，是的。

I'm sure it was a real knee slapper.

我敢肯定，這是一個真正的打膝蓋的人。

What would you like to order?

你想訂購什麼？

- Okay, sure.

- 好的，當然。

Hmmmm.

嗯，嗯。

Give me a Baconator.

給我一個Baconator。

- Sir, this isn't a Wendy's.

- 先生，這不是溫迪餐廳。

- But, but, but, but,

- 但，但，但，但。

you said I could have it my way.

你說我可以按自己的方式行事。

- Ahhh, that's Burger King and I'm not royalty.

- 啊哈，那是漢堡王，我不是皇室成員。

- This isn't a Burger King?

- 這不是漢堡王嗎？

- No.

- 沒有。

- Is this a Taco Bell?

- 這是一個塔克貝爾嗎？

- No!

- 不!

- Is this a bar?

- 這是一間酒吧嗎？

- Why would you think this is a bar?

- 為什麼你會認為這是個酒吧？

- I guess I was just hoping

- 我想我只是希望

cause maybe that hilarious wombat would be here.

因為也許那個搞笑的袋熊會在這裡。

(laughter)

(笑聲)

- Ahhh, sir, you're at a McDonald's.

- 啊，先生，你是在麥當勞。

- Oh, well, in that case, I'll have one farm please.

- 哦，好吧，既然如此，請給我一個農場。

- What?

- 什麼？

We don't have farms.

我們沒有農場。

- Of course you do, your jingle even says so.

- 當然了，你的廣告詞甚至這麼說。

E, I, E, I, O.

E、I、E、I、O。

- No, that's not even our jingle.

- 不，這甚至不是我們的廣告詞。

- Then what is your jingle?

- 那麼你的廣告詞是什麼呢？

- It's uh,

- 這是呵。

ba da ba ba ba.

巴達巴巴巴。

- I'm oven mitt.

- 我是烤箱手套。

(laughter)

(笑聲)

I remember it now.

我現在想起來了。

I love that jingle.

我喜歡這句順口溜。

One oven mitt please.

請給我一個烤箱手套。

- We don't sell oven mitts.

- 我們不賣烤箱手套。

- Geesh, talk about false advertising.

- 嘖嘖，談不上什麼虛假廣告。

- Ah, sir, you need to order something off the menu

- 啊，先生，你需要從菜單上點些東西。

or leave.

或離開。

- Okay, let me think.

- 好吧，讓我想想。

Hmmm.

嗯。

Hmmm.

嗯。

- Could you maybe think faster?

- 你能不能想得快一點？

- Hmmm.

- 嗯。

- And less loudly.

- 而且不那麼大聲。

- What'd you say?

- 你說什麼？

I can't hear you over all my thinking.

在我所有的思考中，我聽不到你的聲音。

(laughter)

(笑聲)

- Sir, please order something.

- 先生，請點菜。

- Okay, okay, give me a pizza.

- 好吧，好吧，給我一個比薩。

- That isn't on the menu!

- 這不在菜單上!

- Oh, sorry.

- 哦，對不起。

I meant a McPizza.

我是說麥當勞比薩。

- Eh, wrong again.

- 呃，又錯了。

- Oh, I forgot to phrase it as a question.

- 哦，我忘了把它表述為一個問題。

What is a McPizza?

什麼是McPizza？

- Time to go, sir.

- 該走了，先生。

- But, but, but, but

- 但，但，但，但

McWhy?

麥子為什麼？

- Because I said so.

- 因為我說過。

- Is it because I have no McShoes and no McShirt?

- 是不是因為我沒有麥子鞋，沒有麥子衫？

I'm McSorry, but I have no McBody.

我是McSorry，但我沒有McBody。

- That is not why I'm refusing you service.

- 這不是我拒絕為你服務的原因。

Also, stop putting Mc in front of everything you say.

另外，不要再把麥克放在你說的每句話前面。

- Fine, I'm never coming to this Donald's again.

- 好吧，我再也不會來這個唐納德餐廳了。

- That's not our name.

- 這不是我們的名字。

- Sorry Donald, but you can't have it your way,

- 對不起，唐納德，但你不能用你的方式。

this apparently isn't a Burger King.

這顯然不是一個漢堡王。

- Ahh, look, what do I need to do to get you to leave?

- 啊，聽著，我需要做什麼才能讓你離開？

- Easy, just give me a McFlurry.

- 簡單，只要給我一個麥片。

- Ahh, our McFlurry machine is broken.

- 啊，我們的McFlurry機器壞了。

Something's stuck in there,

有東西卡在裡面了。

we can't figure out what it is and.

我們搞不清楚它是什麼，而且。

- No sweat Donald, I'll just pick something else.

- 沒有汗，唐納德，我就選別的東西。

Hmmm.

嗯。

- I am so not getting paid enough for this malarkey.

- 我沒有得到足夠的報酬來做這些蠢事。

(laughter)

(笑聲)

- Ugh, Really?

- 呃，真的嗎？

This is the worst shift of my life, buddy.

這是我一生中最糟糕的一次轉變，夥計。

What the heck is so funny to you?

你到底有什麼好笑的？

- Wombat.

- 袋熊。

- Oh, right,

- 哦，對了。

forgot about your spontaneous wombat memory.

忘了你的自發樹袋熊記憶。

- No, wombat.

- 不，袋熊。

(yelling)

(叫喊聲)

Whoa, well that bites.

哇，好吧，那就咬咬牙。

Oh, also scratches.

哦，還有劃痕。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)