That's just a little taste. Welcome to how to be a rapper,

這只是牛刀小試 歡迎來到『如何成為饒舌歌手』

if you don't already know my name is R-Dizzle and welcome to the show.

怕你還不知道 我是R-Dizzle 歡迎來看秀

By the time you finish watching this video, you're gonna know

看完這部影片後 你就會知道

how to rap like a PRO-FESSIONAL, YO, HOE, TOE.

如何專業地饒舌 YO、鋤頭、腳趾頭

I just keep giving these rhymes out for free. You're welcome

我就這樣免費送出這些押韻 不客氣

to the show. My name is R-Dizzle if you don't already know.

來到這秀 怕你不知道 我是R-Dizzle

First thing you gotta do in order to be a rapper is to come up with your rapper name.

成為饒舌歌手的第一步：想一個饒舌名

A lot of people spend way too much time choosing the rapper name, all you guys do is

很多人花過多時間在選饒舌名 其實你只要

pick something simple and that makes sense to who you are.

選一個簡單又有意義的名字

For example, Eminem, he created that name because his real name is Marshall Mathers

舉例來說 Eminem(阿姆)會取這名字是因為他本名叫Marshall Mathers

M&M get it, like the candy M&M's which happens to be a chocolate which is like

M跟M 懂嗎？像M&M恰巧是巧克力就像

the phone he used to have back in the day, the chocolate cell phone and cell phone

以前用的那種手機-巧克力機 而手機這字

has the word CELL in it like jail cell, jails sounds like the initial JO JO backwards

裡有個CELL 就像監獄牢房 監獄(jail)聽起來就像JO JO倒過來

is like Oj, Oj not like the orange juice but like OJ Simson the convict, like

就是OJ 不是柳橙汁(Orange Juice) 是OJ辛普森(美國運動員)這罪人(音似Konvict)

Konvict Muzik founded by AKON, AKON, acorn

就像Konvict Muzik(唱片公司)由AKON(歌手)所成立 AKON 音似橡子

a corn on a cob, web, Webster's dictionary.

就像梗上的玉米 網 網(韋)氏字典

Wind that back to acorn, a single corn, a unicorn, a unicorn which is mystical and magical

回到橡子 一粒玉米 一隻獨角獸 一隻神祕又有魔力的獨角獸 (皆押corn)

the 2 Ms, the M and M and that's where EMINEM got his name, simple as that.

這兩個M M&M就是Eminem這個名字的由來 如此簡單

The next thing you are going to need in order to be a rapper is your signature catchphrase,

成為饒舌歌手的下一步：你需要自己的口頭禪

you know something you shout out in the beginning of a song, so people know that's you singing,

在歌一開始的時候喊出來 好讓別人知道這是你的歌

you know like Tyga always says: MUSTARD ON THE BEAT at the beginning of his songs.

就像Tyga在歌一開始都會說：MUSTARD ON THE BEAT(芥末在巡邏)

Or like Trey Songz when he yells: YUUPPP! 50 Cent used to always say G-UNIT

或像Trey Songz會喊：YUUPPP! ; 50 Cent則會說：G-UNIT

or even like 2 CHAINZ when he acts like a Pokemon and he says his own name, 2 CHAINZ

或像2 CHAINZ會用神奇寶貝的方式喊自己的名字 "2 CHAINZ~"

Your catchphrase can be whatever you want it to be, just make sure it's unique, original and it doesn't sound like anybody else's.

什麼樣的口頭禪都可以 只要確保它夠獨特、原創、與眾不同

Here are some tips that I made up to help you guys come up with your very own catchphrase:

這兒有些撇步可以幫助你想到獨一無二的口頭禪

You could buy a hotdog from a clumsy salesman

你向粗心店員買熱狗

Oh sorry sir. Oh come on dude, you just got "MUSTARD ON MY FEET"

噢先生抱歉 吼拜託老兄 你讓"MUSTARD ON MY FEET"(芥末在腳上)

You could answer your brother's girlfriend when she asks if your brother is up.

當你哥的女友問你他起床了沒 你可以回：

Hello. Hey is your brother awake yet, he is not answering his phone?

哈囉？ 你哥起床沒？他沒回電話耶

"HE UP" You could act surprise when you find out about your friends not so masculine hobby.

"HE UP"(音似YUUPPP) 當你發現朋友娘娘的嗜好時 可以回：

Hey bro you wanna play some ball? I think I'm just going to knit today. "GEE? You KNIT?"

嘿兄弟 想打球嗎？ 我今天只想打毛線。 "GEE! You KNIT?"(音似G-UNIT)

Or you can even be like a dentist who is really proud of his recent tooth replacement.

或你可以當個很滿意剛做好植牙手術的牙醫

And we are done. "TOOTH Change!"

完成囉 "TOOTH CHANGE!" (音似2 CHAINZ!)

Next you are going to need your signature look. Something that people will look at and instantly think of you and only you.

接著你得有些識別物 讓別人一看到就只會想到你

For example, Lil Jon has a big ass cup,

舉例來說 Lil Jon有個大杯子

or Pharrell has a big ass hat, Nicki Minaj has a big ass...concoction of colors on her face.

Pharrell有個大帽子 Nicki Minaj有個大屁股...呃是臉上充滿色彩

Every rapper has to have their very own thing that only they do.

每個饒舌歌手都得有自己獨特的識別方式

For me, I almost carry around a cell phone whether it's in my hand,

像我無時無刻都帶著手機 不管是在我手上

in my pocket, in my bag it doesn't matter, it's my thing.

在我口袋裡 在我袋子裡 都不重要 那是我的特色

That's how my fans recognize me and that's how I recognize my fans.

我的粉絲就是這樣認出我的 也是我用來辨認粉絲的方式

Hey, I appreciate that, girl.

嘿 謝啦女孩

Hey, thanks for the support bro.

嘿老兄 感謝你的支持

Hey bro you got a cell phone on you? No, but I got a pager though.

嘿老兄 你有手機嗎？ 沒耶 但我有逼逼扣(呼叫器)

Oh, okay, so you're just a fan of my old stuff. Thanks man.

哦 所以你是我的舊粉絲囉 謝啦老兄

In order to really sound like a rapper, you have to learn how to un-enunciate,

要像個真正的饒舌歌手 你得學會 含滷蛋說話

Every rapper knows that the one thing you don't want people to do when they listen to your rap is understand it.

每個饒舌歌手最不希望發生的事就是：讓人聽得懂自己在唱什麼

So you really wanna un-enunciate. So you want to not speak clearly,

所以你得含滷蛋唱歌 講話要含糊

for example, if the line is MAN I LOVE THAT GIRL TWERKING ON THE DANCE FLOOR

舉例來說 如過要講"我好愛那個在舞池扭臀的女孩"

which is a pretty common rap line. You just have to un-enunciate to make it sound more rappy.

這是個很常見的歌詞 你只要含著滷蛋講就會更有饒舌感

MAAH I LUHH DAT GURRR TWERKEH AH DA DAN FLO. Easy.

"Maah窩豪愛那菜舞痴妞臀的妞啊" 簡單吧

Once you got that down, the next thing is to pick your rapping style,

這招學會後 下一步就是選一個饒舌風格

there's a lot of different rap styles out there that rappers like to use and you just gotta find the one that fits you,

饒舌風格有很多種 你要選一個適合自己的

such as whisper rapping:

像是 輕聲細語饒舌風：

Run girl trying to get your body wet, work that, let me see your drip sweat.

跑啊女孩讓自己濕吧 動啊 讓我看到你滴汗

ASTHMA Rapping: Where is my inhaler.

氣喘饒舌風：我的 吸入器 在哪

You can use lazy rapping like Drake, started at the bottom of the stairs, still at the bottom because there is too many stairs.

你可以學Drake的懶人饒舌：從樓梯口開始 但還在樓梯口因為太多階了

Druggy rapping like Lil Wayne: Young Mula Baby...

或Lil Wayne的吸毒饒舌：年輕富豪(其所屬公司)北鼻...

Angry rapping like Eminem: *** close your eyes *** ma!

Eminem的憤怒饒舌：***闔上你的眼***媽！

As quietly as you possibly can to the point that almost sounds like mumbling rapping like Justin Bieber:

或小聲到像是Justine Bieber那種的嘀咕饒舌：

If I was your boyfriend I would never let you go, I can take you place, catch a tiger by its toe. Some girl...

我若是你男友就不會讓你走了 我可以帶你去天涯 抓老虎靠抓牠腳趾頭 有些女生...

Too fast to understand rapping like, Busta Rhymes:

Busta Rhymes快到讓人聽不懂的饒舌：

Let's go, cause it doesn't really matter what I say, what I say, what I say, cause you can't understand anyway way way,

開始吧 因為我說什麼我說什麼我說什麼我說什麼不重要 反正反正反正 你也聽不懂

cause the man in the back, 45 can get a 50, can I get a 55, 60 sold to the man in the black, in the black, in the black, in the black, in the black

後面那位男士 45 有人出50嗎 55有不有 60賣給後面那位黑衣黑衣黑衣男士

Now you got all the tools you need to rap, the last thing you have to learn is how to write.

現在你已經知道所有饒舌方法 最後一步：學會如何寫詞

In order to create a rap just like some of the most brilliant mainstream rappers we have today,

要創造出像當今一樣偉大的主流饒舌樂

all you have to do is remember the international rappers MOTTO:

你只需要記得這個國際饒舌座右銘：

write it, rap it, spit it on a track when you want a new rap, it's as simple as that.

想要出新歌就 寫詞 唱出來 吐在唱片上 就是如此簡單

If you can remember that MOTTO and apply all the lessons we covered so far,

如果你記住這座右銘並且善用今天所上到的技巧

you should sound a little something like this,

你的歌聽起來應該會像：

About to make some sound right now

現在準備開始饒一下

that don't have any meaning, UH check Uh yo

沒什麼意義的詞 嗯 來聽看看 嗯 yo

U wanna learn how to write a rap song? HE-UP

你想學如何寫饒舌樂？ HE-UP

U wanna learn how to sound like a mainstream rapper? GEE, YOU KNIT?

你想學如何唱的像主流饒舌歌手？GEE, YOU KNIT?

Well imma show you how right now. TOOTH CHANGE. Check, check. MUSTARD ON MY FEET. Uh, check, check.

我現在就示範給你看 TOOTH CHANGE. 來聽聽 MUSTARD ON MY FEET 嗯 來聽聽 嗯

Get your checkbook out. Get it out.

拿出你的支票簿 拿出來

Write it all down for the right amount. Right amount. Wrap it in an envelope. Spit, to seal.

全部寫下來 金額要對 金額要對 放進信封袋 用口水密封

And you be on track for a record deal! Rap record deal. Rap rap record deal.

唱片合約就是囊中物了 饒舌唱片合約 饒饒舌唱片合約

Buy your lyrics from a writer.

跟作詞家買歌詞

Rap record deal. Rap rap record deal.

饒舌唱片合約 饒饒舌唱片合約

Make this whole song in a minute. Rap record deals.

一分鐘內唱完這整首 饒舌唱片合約

Oh my god, that's gross. TEEHEE.

噢我的天 好噁 TEEHEE

Yo so thank you all so much for watching. If you wanna see the bloopers

Yo yo非常感謝你的收看 想看更多NG及

and behind-the-scenes click the one on the left and the one on the right

幕後畫面請點左邊 或請點右邊

because that one has the previous video. So have a good night.

因為那裡有之前的影片 晚...安