Oh my God guys, it's a bus.

哦，我的上帝，夥計們，這是一輛公共汽車。

It's a yellow bus.

這是一輛黃色的巴士。

Yeah.

是的。

Mm That was when we we are.

嗯，那是當我們我們是。

This is such a nice place.

這真是一個好地方。

Just look behind me.

只要看看我身後。

There's just the ocean by the way.

順便說一句，那裡只有大海。

Yes, this is the atlantic ocean.

是的，這就是大西洋。

Like right now, I feel like I'm pointing at like africa right there.

就像現在，我覺得我正指著像非洲一樣的地方。

I'm pointing at like brazil right here.

我指的是像巴西就在這裡。

I'm pointing, I'm putting out my sister.

我指著，我把我的妹妹放出來。

What do you think?

你怎麼看？

Should we, should we go further?

我們是否應該，是否應該走得更遠？

Because like, it's a little bit dangerous.

因為像，這有點危險。

But you could probably go, do you know, I am too young to die.

但是你可能會去，你知道嗎，我太年輕了，不會死。

You're too young to die.

你太年輕了，不能死。

Yeah.

是的。

Well, I sure as hell I'm not.

嗯，我肯定不是。

Yeah.

是的。

Look at that guys.

看看這些傢伙。

I almost fell into cactuses I guess.

我差點就掉進仙人掌裡了，我想。

I guess my sister was right.

我想我姐姐是對的。

I already know how I'm going to title this blog.

我已經知道我要怎麼給這個博客起標題了。

This leg is going to be titled, I almost died.

這條腿要有標題，我差點死了。

So right now we're at this food market where there's like not only food but like also different accessories, purses, whatever you want to buy.

所以現在我們在這個食品市場，那裡不僅有食品，還有不同的配件，錢包，任何你想買的東西。

We only have to be a little bit cautious about the prices because it's pretty known around here that to foreigners sometimes they will give like four times the price, five times the price.

我們只需要在價格上謹慎一點，因為這裡的人都很清楚，對外國人來說，有時他們會給出四倍的價格，五倍的價格。

So we just have to be a little bit cautious.

是以，我們只是要謹慎一點。

So we decided that we're going to have breakfast here.

所以我們決定，我們要在這裡吃早餐。

We're going to try some Portuguese pastry and sweets.

我們要嘗試一些葡萄牙的糕點和糖果。

First thing we got some nice orange juice.

第一件事，我們得到了一些漂亮的橙汁。

So this is pasto janata.

所以這就是pasto janata。

Then we've got some bone JK asia and all the other things here.

然後我們有一些骨頭JK亞洲和這裡的所有其他東西。

I really don't know the names of.

我真的不知道這些人的名字。

So you just have to take my word for it that when I say that it's delicious and as I was there munching my warm bunge occasion, something wild happened.

所以你只需相信我的話，當我說它很美味時，當我在那裡啃著我溫暖的包子時，一些瘋狂的事情發生了。

This shopkeeper lady started offering us something that felt like dozens of samples of different fruits and flavors, basically trying to make us spend as much money as possible in her shop.

這位女店主開始向我們提供一些感覺像是幾十種不同水果和口味的樣品，基本上是想讓我們在她的店裡儘可能多地花錢。

And it was so funny that she kept switching between different languages, it was pretty hard to get rid of that lady.

而且她不停地在不同的語言之間切換，真是太有趣了，要擺脫那位女士是相當困難的。

And later we actually found out that the fruits that we bought didn't even taste like the samples that should let us taste.

而後來我們居然發現，我們買的水果根本就不像應該讓我們品嚐的樣品。

So yeah, don't do the same mistake as us.

所以，是的，不要做和我們一樣的錯誤。

You're not kidding.

你不是在開玩笑。

I think I saw an animal there.

我想我在那裡看到了一個動物。

Oh my God, it's a fucking lying dude.

哦，我的上帝，這是一個他媽的說謊的傢伙。

I love how here on Madeira we're expecting super exotic animals and the first thing that we get is a cow, but it's a nice cow, you know, it's a nice nice cow, cows are cows are nice animals to please put this into my quotes, cows are animals too.

我喜歡在馬德拉島這裡，我們期待著超級奇特的動物，而我們首先得到的是一頭牛，但這是一頭很好的牛，你知道，這是一頭很好的好牛，牛是牛是很好的動物，請把這句話放到我的引號裡，牛也是動物。

Mhm.

嗯。

Okay, so we are on a hike right now, so today we're kind of on a hike.

好吧，我們現在正在徒步旅行，所以今天我們算是在徒步旅行了。

Um what I have to say, Madeira nature is stunning.

嗯，我不得不說，馬德拉島的自然環境是令人驚歎的。

It's awesome.

這真是太棒了。

It's like breathtaking.

這就像令人歎為觀止。

I can't breathe, I can't breathe.

我不能呼吸了，我不能呼吸了。

Okay, minor plug in fact, guys, the name of this waterfall in Portuguese has actually gargan to fund a uh which means deep throat, especially, you know what this place would be perfect for.

好吧，小插曲其實，夥計們，這個瀑布的名字在葡萄牙語中實際上有gargan來資助一個呃，這意味著深喉，特別是，你知道這個地方將是完美的。

Yeah, a picnic, wow.

是的，一個野餐，哇。

I think the sun will set today.

我想今天的太陽會落山。

It'll definitely 16.

它肯定會有16個。

Okay, don't worry, my hoodie will protect you.

好吧，別擔心，我的連帽衫會保護你。

Okay, I'm trying to support myself, but like, these rocks aren't looking very stable.

好吧，我正在努力支持自己，但就像，這些岩石看起來不是很穩定。

It's like, it's like, look guys, by my merge, you guys, it's a bus, It's a fucking busted.

這就像，這就像，看，夥計們，由我的合併，你們，這是一個公共汽車，這是一個他媽的破滅。