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  • From the company that owns a monopoly on teenage girl fantasies

  • comes the only film about starving children with it’s own delicious sandwich tie-in!

  • Subway: be bold, eat fresh!

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

  • Youve seen the first Hunger Games,

  • now, prepare for the way better follow-up to the thinking girl's Twilight

  • and watch as this good movie gets hailed as great because everyone wants to be BFF’s

  • with Jennifer Lawrence.

  • "I'm sorry, I did a shot before I --"

  • God, she’s just so down to Earth.

  • Return to Panem, where it’s taken 75 years for people to get a little bit upset about

  • the annual child murdering competition

  • and reunite with Katniss.

  • Watch as this global role model and feminist icon spends the entire movie

  • getting saved by boys,

  • "Duck!"

  • "Whoa whoa whoa!"

  • "Get out of my way!"

  • complaining,

  • "I don't want anyone looking to me."

  • "I'm really not in the mood for a lecture."

  • "So far, I'm not overwhelmed by our choices."

  • "I should have just eaten the berries in the arena and died like I was supposed to."

  • being antisocial,

  • "These tributes are crazy."

  • "God, does anybody actually believe this?"

  • "You son of a bitch!"

  • "You are a strangely dislikeable person."

  • "I've never been very good at friends."

  • and getting manipulated to the point where her actions have no effect on the plot at

  • all.

  • "You have been our mission from the beginning."

  • "Better for you to know nothing at all."

  • Follow Katniss as she must once again choose between Gale, a total hunk

  • "Hey, Kat-nip."

  • or Peeta, a total burden to everyone around him.

  • Whether he’s drowning,

  • falling,

  • "Peeta!"

  • "I can't carry him!"

  • wandering into a forcefield,

  • "Peeta no!"

  • or wandering into a pack of killer monkeys,

  • nothing will stop Peeta on his neverending quest to escape from the friend-zone.

  • "What's your favorite color?"

  • "Now you've stepped over the line."

  • "Seriously, though, what is it?"

  • "For you."

  • "Thank you."

  • "Nobody needs me."

  • "I do."

  • Holy sh*t, it worked!

  • Not bad, cake boss, not bad.

  • Join Peeta and Katniss as they spend 12 days riding around on a train,

  • "You never get off this train!"

  • even though flying hovercrafts exist in the same movie.

  • Then gear up for Hunger Games All Stars: Rumble in the Jungle.

  • Full of new twists like...

  • older people,

  • fog herpes,

  • and the rotating danger zones from Battle Royale.

  • Meet new competitors like...

  • Joanna, a hottie who does her best to make Katniss jealous,

  • Finnick, a hottie who does his best to make Katniss jealous,

  • and a bunch of new random tributes who die before you even bother to learn their silly

  • names.

  • "Not a threat."

  • So experience a film that’s ultimately just a commercial for the next film...

  • "This is the revolution, and you are the Mocking Jay."

  • which will ultimately just be a commercial for the next film...

  • because now every successful franchise has to drag things out as long as possible.

  • OK! Well go see the sequels!

  • Don’t hurt us!

  • Starring...

  • J-Hutch

  • Baby Thor

  • Jack Bauer’s Dad

  • Ryan Seacrest

  • Minecraft

  • Jeffrey Wrong

  • Aqualad

  • Yoda

  • Stormtroopers

  • Matthew McConaughey

  • Jerry Bruckheimer Films

  • The Claaaaaw

  • Infinite arrows

  • And a Totally Average Down to Earth Girl, Just Like You!

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.

  • Now THAT’S how Buttercup is supposed to look. Was that so hard, guys?

  • Thanks for watching!

  • Be sure to subscribe and tell us in the comments below what movie you want

  • to see next.

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