The light in my tiny new york apartments bathroom just went out, so we're shooting this against a window facing the street and my dog peaches, just gonna kind of join us as we get through my beauty routine.

我的紐約小公寓浴室的燈光剛剛熄滅，所以我們對著窗戶拍攝，面向街道，我的狗桃子，只是要加入我們，因為我們通過我的美容程序。

My beauty routine is naturally a lot of lotions and most of what I go to bed with.

我的美容程序自然是大量的乳液和大部分我睡覺時用的東西。

I also wake up with because yeah, my makeup is a lot of creams and I think that's a California thing just to look oily appear to be glowy, even though you are painfully dehydrated.

我醒來時也是如此，因為是的，我的妝容是很多面霜，我認為這是加州的事情，只是為了讓自己看起來油光滿面，即使你痛苦地缺水。

So this is the Taca one step, camelia cleansing oil.

是以，這是Taca的一個步驟，山茶花潔面油。

It is heaven.

它是天堂。

Um I love this because especially when I come home on saturday night from saturday night Live, I have so much makeup on, including fake lashes on what this does is it acts like a makeup remover and cleanser.

我喜歡這個，因為特別是當我週六晚上從週六夜現場回家時，我化了很多妝，包括假睫毛，這個的作用是它就像一個卸妝和清潔器。

So I'll just get this on my mascara here.

所以我就把這個放在我的睫毛膏這裡。

I kind of rub it in and then you do this, which I love where you look like someone dumped you in the rain.

我有點擦傷，然後你這樣做，我喜歡你看起來像有人把你扔在雨中。

And the best part is when little fake eyelashes just kind of fall to your cheeks.

最好的部分是當小的假睫毛只是有點落到你的臉頰上。

Then we're going to wash it.

然後我們要把它洗乾淨。

Oh, okay.

哦，好的。

And yes, I am washing my face in my living room and using a dog bowl to clean it.

是的，我在客廳裡洗臉，用一個狗碗來清洗。

But you know what?

但你知道嗎？

We needed good lighting for this just as harper's bizarre, we gotta have the good lighting also if you take the back of your skin and it just feels like a little babies.

我們需要良好的照明，就像哈珀的怪異一樣，我們必須有良好的照明，如果你把你的皮膚背面，它只是感覺像一個小嬰兒。

But you know you touch it, you touch it, you can get this at Sephora.

但是你知道你觸摸它，你觸摸它，你可以在絲芙蘭得到這個。

I've certainly got like that with money.

我對錢當然也是如此。

It's a four as we all do.

這是一個四，因為我們都在做。

That's kind of the price of being a woman, but that was worth it.

這算是作為一個女人的代價，但這是值得的。

Okay, so then I go into cleansing number two.

好吧，那麼我就進入第二項清洗。

This you don't have to do every day.

這一點你不需要每天都做。

But I like to just really like get a lot of the makeup off if I'm even wearing it.

但我喜歡真的喜歡把很多化妝品卸掉，如果我甚至穿著它。

So I use in your face cream deep enzyme cleanser.

所以我使用在你的面霜中的深層酵素清潔劑。

This is lovely.

這很可愛。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Very natural.

非常自然。

I kind of like to combine chemicals and natural, which to me is like new york, L.

我有點喜歡把化學品和自然結合起來，對我來說，這就像紐約，L。

A.

A.

You know, she's bi coastal and her skin care routine is also okay.

你知道，她是雙海岸，她的皮膚護理程序也是可以的。

So I kind of pat that in and then if I want to be a freak, I will add an extra exfoliant to it.

是以，我把它拍在裡面，然後如果我想成為一個怪人，我會在裡面添加一個額外的去角質劑。

Which is this Tasha, the rice polish.

這就是這個塔莎，大米的拋光劑。

This stuff is amazing.

這東西很神奇。

This like changed my skin, it kind of minimized pores and just made it feel lovely and it kind of looks like cocaine.

這就像改變了我的皮膚，它有點像縮小毛孔，只是讓它感覺很可愛，看起來有點像可卡因。

So you take the cocaine, the cocaine, and then you add a little bit of water and then it turns into this cool paste, and then I'll add it two, this situation that is on my face, this is good, especially if you have mask me, which let's face it, we all do.

所以你把可卡因，可卡因，然後你加一點水，然後變成這種涼爽的糊狀物，然後我把它加二，這種情況是在我的臉上，這很好，特別是如果你有面具我，讓我們面對它，我們都做。

I always get them here, which I think is from like salad dressing and this usually this will be washed off sometimes if I want to just pinch pennies, I will sit and watch tv and then pretend this is a face mask, that's probably not how that works, but it's working for me.

我總是在這裡得到它們，我認為這是從像沙拉醬和這通常這將被洗掉有時，如果我想只是捏硬幣，我會坐下來看電視，然後假裝這是一個面膜，這可能不是如何工作，但它對我的工作。

Okay, so let's wash this off.

好吧，讓我們把這個洗掉。

People looking good, nice and squeaky clean, got a bit of a glow and you can now really see my pimple, which is what you want when you really clean your face to just confront the mask.

人們看起來很好，很好，很乾淨，有一點光澤，你現在可以真正看到我的痘痘，這是你想要的，當你真正清潔你的臉時，只是面對面具。

Me.

我。

So now we'll get into facemask land this I got recently, it's the talk to harper mask or serpent.

是以，現在我們將進入面罩領域，這是我最近得到的，它是與哈珀面罩或大蛇的對話。

I really like this because it smells natural and nice and textures great, and I think I've probably used too much of it because you can't really tell how much is supposed to go down, so it goes on clear, which is fun too, because you can forget you put it on be in the grocery store, which in Los Angeles, I will say a lot of people just rock a face mask in public, like no shame, proud of that, then just gonna wash it out.

我真的很喜歡這個，因為它聞起來很自然，很好聞，質地也很好，我想我可能用的太多了，因為你真的無法知道應該用多少，所以它是透明的，這也很有趣，因為你可以忘記你把它放在是在雜貨店，在洛杉磯，我會說很多人只是在公共場合搖晃一個面膜，就像沒有羞恥感，為之驕傲，然後只是要洗掉它。

Do you do?

你有嗎？

Nice, lovely.

不錯，很可愛。

If I had the time I would use this Tasha, luminous dewy skin mask, which is great.

如果我有時間，我會使用這個塔莎，發光的露水皮膚面膜，這很好。

I'll just show it to you real quick, we'll put it on, but not do the full experience.

我只是快速給你看，我們會把它穿上，但不做完整的體驗。

Okay, so it's milk.

好的，所以它是牛奶。

This is literally milk and what I like about this.

這簡直就是牛奶，也是我喜歡的地方。

Yeah, it doesn't make a great present.

是的，這不是一個好的禮物。

I get these for people all the time.

我一直在為人們弄這些東西。

Um and what they are, you don't have to wash your face afterwards.

嗯，他們是什麼，你不必在事後洗臉。

So it's kind of like a cool way to do a facial in a pandemic.

所以這有點像在大流行病中做面部護理的一種很酷的方式。

Not that I really got facials, pray the pandemic, but and you just kind of let the serums into your skin.

不是說我真的做了面部護理，祈禱大流行，但你只是讓精華液進入你的皮膚。

What you could do is have a face roller which I don't have on hand and you can kind of go like so and like really get the serums in there.

你可以做的是有一個臉部滾筒，我手頭沒有，你可以像這樣去做，就像真的把精華液放在那裡。

Really press them.

真的按他們。

I like to fully do this and just have my super is outside staring at me.

我喜歡完全這樣做，只是讓我的超級在外面盯著我。

But you know it's new york baby.

但你知道這是紐約的寶貝。

Let's pretend that this went down.

讓我們假想一下，這事發生了。

This is my favorite serum in the world again in your face cream serum.

這是我在世界上最喜歡的精華液，又是在你的臉上的奶油精華液。

This is like shit Taki mushrooms and hyaluronic acid and it looks like that and I just rub this in and it is awesome.

這就像狗屎塔基蘑菇和透明質酸，它看起來就像這樣，我只是把這個擦在裡面，它是真棒。

It kind of smells like me.

它有點像我的味道。

So like a healthy me so ditch and I love that about it.

所以就像一個健康的我這麼溝，我喜歡這一點。

Just kind of really get it in there and I left us really get in my skin.

只是那種真正得到它在那裡，我離開我們真的得到我的皮膚。

It's kind of like an orgasm for your face is what I was told and it sold me on it and I bought it because I listened to the poop podcast.

有人告訴我，這有點像你臉上的高潮，這讓我對它產生了好感，我買了它，因為我聽了大便播客。

I definitely got the biologically sheriff, but I will say I immediately broke out into a rash so I'm going to lean into it eventually.

我肯定得到了生物學上的警長，但我要說的是，我馬上就出了疹子，所以我最終要靠攏它。

But yeah, we're not quite there yet.

但是，是的，我們還沒有完全達到目的。

So I'm kind of doing a more natural thing until I have the balls to go through the purge.

所以我在做一件更自然的事情，直到我有膽量去完成清掃工作。

But it's not really on my agenda at the moment.

但目前這並不在我的議程上。

Um mm Mom.

嗯，媽媽。

Okay, so then this is another oily serum.

好吧，那麼這又是一款油性精華液。

I really like buy more known.

我真的很喜歡買更多的東西。

This is a little bit, oh, it smells really good.

這有點，哦，它聞起來真的很好。

It has like an orangey vanilla thing.

它有一個像橙色的香草的東西。

I also, I'll be honest.

我也，我會說實話。

I kind of like my skin care to be my perfume, especially because you never want to be too stinky.

我有點喜歡把我的皮膚護理當作我的香水，特別是因為你永遠不想太臭。

Then after all that I sometimes we'll use this vitamin C.

然後在所有這些之後，我有時會使用這種維生素C。

O.

O.

Baggy thing because a dermatologist was like, you're in your thirties, like you're screwed.

袋子裡的東西，因為一個皮膚科醫生說，你已經三十多歲了，好像你已經完蛋了。

Um but it just makes my hands stink.

嗯，但它只是讓我的手發臭。

So we're not gonna do that boo boo now for the mother lode.

所以我們現在不打算為母體做那個噓聲了。

I really like a sick lotion.

我真的很喜歡病態的乳液。

I am a dry dehydrated girl.

我是一個乾燥缺水的女孩。

So this, I love again in your face cream huge fan.

所以這個，我又愛上了你的面霜的巨大粉絲。

It just gives you like a super yummy glowy complexion.

它只是給你一個超級美味的光澤膚色。

And also, I feel like most makeup nowadays is lotion.

還有，我覺得現在的大部分化妝品都是乳液。

Do you know what I mean?

你知道我的意思嗎？

I've already said that, but like glowy beauty, you can do the highlighter thing or you can just have like a thick ass cream.

我已經說過了，但就像光彩奪目的美女一樣，你可以做高光劑的事情，或者你可以只擁有像厚厚的屁股霜。

Which is what I like to do if you also want to get like the whole foods version of that.

這是我喜歡做的，如果你也想得到像全食物版本的東西。

I also really like this will lead to skin food.

我也非常喜歡這將導致皮膚的食物。

I'm not going to add to it.

我不打算補充了。

Um But yeah, it's great.

嗯，但是是的，這很好。

Then I'll sometimes do an eye cream again.

然後我有時會再做一個眼霜。

Talk to a little bit of here, little bit here.

跟這裡的一點，這裡的一點談一談。

Who them?

他們是誰？

Mm I also really like their um luminous firming eye serum but we're only gonna do one.

我也非常喜歡他們的發光緊緻眼部精華液，但我們只做一個。

And now for the Holy Grail, this is sea buckthorn.

現在是 "聖盃"，這是沙棘。

Best skin ever.

有史以來最好的皮膚。

It's technically a cleansing serum, which means you could put the oil on.

嚴格來說，它是一種清潔精華，這意味著你可以把油放在上面。

Do like a hot towel will take off your makeup.

做到像熱毛巾一樣可以脫掉你的妝。

But I just love the way it smells so much that I don't want to wash it off my face.

但我就是喜歡它的味道，以至於我不想把它從臉上洗掉。

And I do, this is my topper.

而我是這樣做的，這是我的頂樑柱。

It just smells like heaven.

它只是聞起來像天堂。

And then if you have extra, I just kind of put it in my hair, which feels like a really yummy thing to do.

然後如果你有多餘的，我就把它放在我的頭髮上，感覺這真是一件很好的事情。

I feel like I saw Gwyneth Paltrow do that at some point.

我覺得我好像看到格溫妮絲-帕特洛在某個時候這樣做。

Okay.

好的。

And then the last most important step is my dogs dental hygiene before I brush my teeth.

然後最後一個最重要的步驟是我的狗在刷牙前的牙齒衛生。

This is enzyme toothpaste for dogs, extremely important for the beauty of little peach.

這是給狗用的酶牙膏，對小桃子的美容極為重要。

Here.

在這裡。

You you love it.

你你愛它。

No kiss.

沒有親吻。

Anyway, that's that.

總之，就是這樣。

Thank you so much, harper's bazaar.

非常感謝你，哈珀的集市。

I hope you like this skin bedtime routine.

我希望你喜歡這個皮膚睡前程序。

Mhm.

嗯。

We're both glowing.

我們都在發光。

Thank you guys.

謝謝你們。

Yeah.

是的。