- You guys, you guys.

- 你們這些傢伙，你們這些傢伙。

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.

哦，我的天哪，哦，我的天哪，哦，我的天哪。

You gotta listen to this.

你得聽聽這個。

You gotta hear it now.

你現在得聽聽。

- Only if it's as good as these mashed potatoes.

- 只有當它像這些土豆泥一樣好的時候才行。

- Seriously, they're delicious.

- 說真的，它們很好吃。

- You monsters.

- 你們這些怪物。

(crying)

(哭)

- I'm telling you, this song is even better than that food.

- 我告訴你，這首歌比那個食物還要好。

Just listen.

請聽我說。

("Baby Shark")

("鯊魚寶寶")

- Um, Orange.

- 嗯，橙色。

- Go ahead, pass it around.

- 來吧，把它傳過來。

Make sure everyone gets a listen.

確保每個人都有機會聆聽。

- Orange, we've all heard this.

- 橙色，我們都聽說過這個。

- Yeah, everybody's heard it.

- 是的，每個人都聽說過。

- Really?

- 真的嗎？

You've all heard of Baby Shark?

你們都聽說過鯊魚寶寶嗎？

- Orange, Baby Shark literally became

- 橙色，鯊魚寶寶簡直成了

the most-watched video on YouTube.

是YouTube上收視率最高的視頻。

- Wait, so you're telling me a lot of people

- 等等，所以你是在告訴我很多人

know what this is?

知道這是什麼嗎？

Oh, that's great news, 'cause I just wrote a parody song.

哦，那是個好消息，因為我剛剛寫了一首模仿歌曲。

You guys ready for it?

你們準備好了嗎？

It's called Baby Fart.

這叫做 "寶寶放屁"。

(laughing)

(笑)

- Orange, somebody's already done Baby Fart.

- 橙子，有人已經做了嬰兒放屁。

- What?

- 什麼？

- I'd bet my butt a dozen people have done it.

- 我敢打賭，我的屁股有一打人做過。

- Ah, great minds think alike.

- 啊，偉大的思想是一樣的。

Well, here's one nobody has thought of, Baby Darth.

好吧，這裡有一個沒有人想到的，達斯寶寶。

- Dude.

- 老兄。

- Bro.

- 兄弟。

- Get it?

- 明白嗎？

You know, like Darth Vader?

你知道，像達斯-維德那樣？

- People have done it.

- 人們已經做到了。

- Lady Stark?

- 史塔克夫人？

- People have all done it.

- 人們都有過這樣的經歷。

- Okay, but what about?

- 好吧，但怎麼辦呢？

- People have done it.

- 人們已經做到了。

- What are you guys saying?

- 你們在說什麼？

I can't do a parody of Baby Shark?

我不能模仿 "鯊魚寶寶 "嗎？

- Sure you can, Orange, if you have a time machine

- 你當然可以，奧蘭治，如果你有一臺時間機器的話

to take you back to 2017.

帶你回到2017年。

(laughing)

(笑)

- Ah, sorry, Orange, but you're too late.

- 啊，對不起，橙子，但你太晚了。

- Maybe next time, buddy.

- 也許下一次吧，夥計。

(boinging)

(啵啵)

- Aww.

- 嗷嗷。

- Psst, hey.

- 噓，嘿。

- Hey.

- 嘿。

- Hey.

- 嘿。

- Listen, don't give up.

- 聽著，不要放棄。

There's still a Baby Shark spoof out there

仍然有鯊魚寶寶的惡搞。

that nobody's thought of.

沒有人想到的。

- What's the point?

- 這有什麼意義？

They're right.

他們是對的。

I'm too late to the game.

我來得太晚了。

- Orange, I have it on good authority

- 橙色，我有很好的授權

that the spoof is happening.

欺騙行為正在發生。

Only question is, do you want in?

唯一的問題是，你想加入嗎？

- I'm listening.

- 我在聽。

- Every single one of your friends just had mashed potatoes

- 你的每一個朋友都剛吃過土豆泥

which I made sure had a very special gravy drizzled on top,

我確保有一個非常特別的肉汁淋在上面。

and that special gravy is going to start working its magic

特別的肉汁將開始發揮它的魔力

in oh, about three, two.

在哦，大約三，二。

- Orange, I don't feel so good.

- 橙色，我感覺不是很好。

(gasping)

(喘息聲)

- Wait.

- 等等。

I think I know what's about to happen.

我想我知道將要發生什麼。

- You do?

- 是嗎？

What?

什麼？

♪ Gravy barf ♪

♪肉湯巴夫 ♪

♪ Do do da doo doo doo ♪

Do do da doo doo doo ?

♪ Gravy barf ♪ (retching)

♪肉汁嘔吐 ♪ (反胃)

♪ Do do da doo doo doo ♪

Do do da doo doo doo ?

♪ Gravy barf ♪

♪肉湯巴夫 ♪

♪ Do do da doo doo doo ♪

Do do da doo doo doo ?

♪ Gravy barf ♪

♪肉湯巴夫 ♪

- Okay, nobody eat the mashed potatoes.

- 好了，沒有人吃土豆泥。

That's the end of it, Orange.

這就是結束了，奧蘭治。

No more gravy barf.

不再有肉汁吐出。

- Not a problem, 'cause I noticed y'all

- 不是一個問題，因為我注意到了你們

also ate the hors d'oeuvres.

還吃了開胃菜。

- Wait, what does that mean?

- 等等，那是什麼意思？

What's about to happen?

將要發生什麼？

♪ Pastrami barf ♪

臘腸巴夫 ♪ Pastrami barf ♪

♪ Do do da doo ♪ (retching)

♪ Do do da doo ♪ (反胃)

♪ Pastrami barf ♪

臘腸巴夫 ♪ Pastrami barf ♪

♪ Do do da doo ♪

Do do da doo ?

♪ Pastrami barf ♪

臘腸巴夫 ♪ Pastrami barf ♪

♪ Do do da doo ♪

Do do da doo ?

♪ Pastrami barf ♪

臘腸巴夫 ♪ Pastrami barf ♪

- Please, tell me that's the end of it.

- 請告訴我，這就是結束了。

- But next up is beef patty barf.

- 但接下來是牛肉餅巴夫。

- But none of us ate the beef patties.

- 但我們都沒有吃牛肉餅。

♪ Beef patty barf ♪ (retching)

♪ 牛肉餡餅的嘔吐物 ♪ (反胃)

♪ Do do da doo doo doo ♪

Do do da doo doo doo ?

♪ Beef patty barf ♪ - Aw, come on, man.

牛肉餡餅吧 - 哦，來吧，夥計。

♪ Do do da doo doo doo ♪

Do do da doo doo doo ?

♪ Beef patty barf ♪

? 牛肉餡餅barf ?

♪ Do do da doo doo doo ♪

Do do da doo doo doo ?

♪ Beef patty barf ♪

? 牛肉餡餅barf ?

- You know, Orange, we've got some pretty gross episodes

- 你知道嗎，奧蘭治，我們有一些非常噁心的劇情

over the years, but this one takes the cake.

多年來，我們一直在努力，但這一次是最成功的。

- Yeah, maybe don't mention food of any kind.

- 是的，也許不要提任何種類的食物。

- Yeah, every time a food gets mentioned,

- 是的，每次提到食物的時候。

that music starts up and gross things happen.

音樂響起，噁心的事情發生。

- If you thought that was gross, just wait until.

- 如果你認為這很噁心，那就等著看吧。

- No! (record scratching)

- 不!(唱片刮擦聲)

Orange, no more verses.

橙色，沒有更多的詩句。

Whatever you sing about comes true, and it's always awful.

無論你唱的是什麼，都會變成現實，而且總是很糟糕。

- But, but, but, but, but.

- 但，但，但，但，但，但。

- I'm serious, Orange, no more verses.

- 我是認真的，橙色，沒有更多的詩句。

(grumbling)

( 抱怨聲 )

Oh my God, gotta get out of here.

哦，我的上帝，必須離開這裡。

That was disgusting.

那是令人厭惡的。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

- [Apple] Gotta get out of here.

- [蘋果]必須離開這裡。

- Sorry, you two, they didn't want to hear your verses.

- 對不起，你們兩個，他們不想聽你們的詩句。

- You, you mean they didn't want a free massage

- 你，你的意思是他們不想要一個免費的按摩

and winning lottery ticket?

和中獎彩票？

Those are the two best verses.

這是最好的兩節經文。

- I know.

- 我知道。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉。

♪ Gravy barf ♪

♪肉湯巴夫 ♪

♪ Do do da doo doo doo ♪

Do do da doo doo doo ?

♪ Gravy barf ♪

♪肉湯巴夫 ♪

♪ Do do da doo doo doo ♪

Do do da doo doo doo ?

♪ Gravy barf ♪

♪肉湯巴夫 ♪

♪ Do do da doo doo doo ♪

Do do da doo doo doo ?

♪ Gravy barf ♪

♪肉湯巴夫 ♪

♪ Pastrami ♪

臘腸