Around 4 months? Total?

April, May, June, July 4

So there, she's been here for 4 months I've been here for just a month

There are so many people They're all going to church

Get serious! How is it?

Something's moving inside Oh! There's so much eggs inside

How does it taste?? Tastes like sweet potato?

Yuuck!! I'm having goosebumps

No, it's like Tostillos that's chewy on the outside

Pull it! Pull it! Yuccck!!

The butterfly came out Its skin's kinda crunchy

The inside's like fish's egg sac Exactly!

It's tasty! It's like broiled chicken

Yum! Yuuuuck!

It gets stuck on my tongue You aren't supposed to eat the legs

since they're barbed Well I chewed it first

Ok, suit yourself No, it gets stuck on the tongue!

That's why you should remove the legs first How is it?

Frytz will eat what's left It's like a lollipop

I won't eat it anymore Ready?

Is it OK? Delicious!

Tastes like a whiting fish that's raw

Why am I always so unlucky? There's still something inside

Maybe it's the undigested mouse What do you call this?

Monkey Kidney? Yuck! This is gross!

I think this is a plant I don't eat plants

Eat it like a zombie! There you go!

Eeew! Strawberry Testicles! It gets stuck on my teeth

Boo!

So we are here, where they are selling illegal stuff Which is why they're covering their goods

You are such a liar! They're covered up because they're still closed!

Don't speak in Chinese Don't even try

It'll be harder to haggle Just let them be

We can see there Julius Babao is an international personality

Though he looks different here I think he's sick.

So, how is your trip in China so far? Where are we now?

I don't know where we are! We're at Wang Fu Jing

There, the bell is ringing So there, the bell is ringing

It's their bedtime already They'll start to go home

You can see by their eyes that they're sleepy

So here is our driver But it doesn't smell like smoke, right? Or we just got used to it?

I don't think it's smog. I think it's fog

Fag Fag

You just can't say anything good, huh? Can you just shut it, even for just 11 minutes?

Could I just be called on my Chinese name? What's your Chinese name?

My Ass! Then call me "Chin Chun Su" (a Chinese whitening cream brand)

So as you can see, they are into bikes There's even a dedicated lane just for bikes

So these are their cargo trucks or cargo bikes rather

They also have colorum transpo So there, we paid 20 yuan

And here is, Mang Romel He's an OFW who has been

living here for some time now He has three families to feed

I have here with me an authentic Chinese fellow So what can you say Mr?

"I know, I don't know, tomorrow, yesterday, 1,2,3,4"

So he's saying that this was built at the same time as the Great Wall

This is what they call the Bird's nest This is where they named the soup after

Because it looks like the Bird's nest soup, right Mr?

"Yes correct!" Now, this here is the water cube

What can you say about the water cube? "I want to drink Coke"

So he's saying that If you mix the bird's nest and the water cube

It becomes their national soup which is the "Bird's Nest Soup"

"Yes yes correct!" So there, now our ingredients are complete