God gave me a magic wand.

上帝給了我一根魔杖。

Why wouldn't I want to cast a love spell?

我為什麼不想施展愛情咒語？

Wow, you are the most aggressive person I've ever met.

哇，你是我見過的最有攻擊性的人。

It's ridiculous.

這很荒唐。

It's a ridiculous how much pleasure I could bring to your smell garden.

我可以給你的氣味花園帶來多大的樂趣，這真是太可笑了。

Trust me, be the best you ever had dick.

相信我，成為你有史以來最好的小弟弟。

You are a dick.

你是個混蛋。

You know what, Bucky Larson is a bigger star than you now because he showed people that it wasn't about having a giant wiener swinging between your legs.

你知道嗎，巴基-拉森現在是一個比你更大的明星，因為他向人們表明，這並不是說你的兩腿之間有一個巨大的維納在擺動。

It's about being a beautiful and caring partner.

這是關於成為一個美麗和關懷的夥伴。

And even though it broke my heart and to, I knew it was more important for him to continue helping the world then for me to have happiness.

儘管這讓我心碎，我知道對他來說，繼續幫助世界比我擁有幸福更重要。

So you know what you need to do now give you some good rebound sex, let you sweat on my sweet meat.

所以你知道你現在需要做什麼給你一些好的反彈性，讓你在我的甜美肉體上出汗。

No, you need to leave.

不，你需要離開。

Oh, look who's back Kathy.

哦，看看誰回來了，凱西。

I remember the first time I saw you at the diner, my heart stopped, my stomach felt funny.

我記得我第一次在餐廳看到你時，我的心跳停止了，我的胃感到很奇怪。

I thought I had the flu, but I didn't.

我以為我得了流感，但我並沒有。

It was you being in those nude movies?

是你在那些裸體電影中的表現嗎？

That's not my destiny being with you.

那不是我和你在一起的命運。

Is you make my heart smile.

是你讓我的心微笑。

Does your heart have buck teeth to shut your cock?

你的心是否有齙牙來關閉你的陰莖？

What I'm trying to say is I love you, Kathy, I love you too bucky.

我想說的是我愛你，凱西，我也愛你bucky。

Slow down.

慢下來。

Do me a paper.

為我做一份報告。

Yeah.

是的。

Will you give me a ride home to Iowa with honors?

你能帶著榮譽送我回愛荷華嗎？

Yeah.

是的。

Mhm.

嗯。

That smell of garden Bride Little wrong?

那股花園新娘的味道小錯？

Yeah.

是的。

Mm hmm.

嗯，嗯。

Mhm.

嗯。