Yeaaaah, see you're very popular!

Yeaaaah, see you're very popular!

Yes.

是的。

So last year I made a video reading out various hate mail and oh it was so much fun wasn't it?

是以，去年我做了一個視頻，讀出了各種仇恨郵件，哦，這太有趣了，不是嗎？

Reading out comments from people telling me they hate my face or from people holding me accountable

讀出人們告訴我他們討厭我的臉的評論，或來自人們對我負責的評論。

for losing the American Revolutionary War over 200 years ago

為200多年前在美國革命戰爭中的失敗付出代價

This english british prick lost the Revolutionary War

這個英國混蛋在革命戰爭中失敗了

Do not trust him!

不要相信他!

-From A Great American.

-來自《偉大的美國人》。

Ever since then, loads of people have been asking me to make another one.

從那時起，大量的人一直要求我再做一個。

Make another hate mail video, what a ridiculous idea.

再拍一個仇恨郵件的視頻，真是個可笑的想法。

You seem to have overlooked one rather tragic flaw

你似乎忽略了一個相當悲慘的缺陷

I don't get any hate mail these days, everyone loves this channel!

這些天我沒有收到任何仇恨郵件，每個人都喜歡這個頻道!

The Abroad in Japan channel brings joy and laughter to thousands all around the world

留學日本頻道為世界各地成千上萬的人帶來歡樂和笑聲

Your humor is so bad it gave me depression

你的幽默感太差了，讓我得了抑鬱症

What?!

什麼？

Yeah well I guess it's like I always say

是的，我想這就像我常說的那樣

No one walks away from these videos empty handed, so..

沒有人從這些視頻中空手而歸，所以。

You're great!

你真了不起

Heeey see?

嘿嘿，看到了嗎？

But rude when it comes to respecting culture.

但在尊重文化方面卻很粗魯。

What?!

什麼？

Come to another country, respect the culture period

來到另一個國家，尊重文化的時期

and cut the laughter to avoid insulting anyone.

並切斷笑聲，以避免侮辱任何人。

Thanks, asshole!

謝謝你，混蛋！

Well, what utter mind-fuck that was!

好吧，那是多麼徹底的頭腦風暴啊!

Why would you put "you're great"

你為什麼要把 "你很偉大 "放在一起？

and then spend the next 26 words

然後用接下來的26個字

attacking with a nonsensical paragraph of meaningless shit?

用一段毫無意義的廢話來攻擊？

Dao Pham!

Dao Pham!

Sounds like a bloody schizophrenic Vietnamese dictator

聽起來像一個血腥的精神分裂的越南獨裁者

Oh Dao Pham came to our village with a promise of friendship!

哦，Dao Pham帶著友誼的承諾來到了我們的村莊!

And then suddenly he saw someone laughing, he changed his mind

然後，他突然看到有人在笑，他改變了主意

burned down the village, shot everyone,

燒燬了村莊，槍殺了所有人。

and stole all our porridge.

並偷走了我們所有的粥。

For thanking us for a great day out!

感謝我們提供了美好的一天!

Dao Pham! I don't like you, I don't like your bullshit nonsensical rhetoric

道範!我不喜歡你，我不喜歡你的狗屁不通的言辭

I don't like anything you stand for.

我不喜歡你的任何主張。

But besides that.

但除此之外。

I think you're great!

我認為你很好!

This guy is so fucking gay, why does Japan attract bottom of the barrel white guys?

這傢伙真他媽的是個同志，為什麼日本會吸引底層的白人？

Oh for f... come on now!

哦，他媽的......來吧!

I like to think I'm at least middle of the barrel!

我想，我至少是個中流砥柱。

The reason why bottom of the barrel white guys moved to Japan is to escape life in the barrel

底層白人移居日本的原因是為了逃避木桶裡的生活

You know, no one...er...no one wants to be in a barrel!

你知道，沒有人......呃......沒有人願意呆在桶裡!

I dreamt about Abroad in Japan last night.

我昨晚夢到了《在日本的海外》。

We had to escape from an evil summer camp.

我們不得不從一個邪惡的夏令營中逃脫。

I think I've been watching too much Goosebumps.

我想我已經看了太多的《雞皮疙瘩》。

Wow first I escaped a barrel, now I'm escaping an evil summer camp!

哇，我先是逃出了一個木桶，現在又逃出了一個邪惡的夏令營！"。

Two questions though:

不過有兩個問題。

One, were we successful in escaping the evil summer camp?

一，我們是否成功逃離了邪惡的夏令營？

Two: Is Goosebumps still actually a thing?

二："雞皮疙瘩 "實際上仍然是一個東西嗎？

I remember watching it back in the 90's along with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and Hey Arthur!

我記得在90年代的時候，我和《新鮮的貝萊爾王子》和《嘿，亞瑟！》一起看了這個節目。

God the 90's were good weren't they?

天啊，90年代真好，不是嗎？

Hi as being a cat every time I can read/write/speak for every 10 minutes every time I hot a bong. Any meow meow meow meow meow

嗨，作為一隻貓，每次我都能讀/寫/說，每10分鐘一次，每次我都會熱血沸騰。任何喵喵喵，喵喵喵

And that...

而這...

That is the power..

這就是權力。

..of drugs!

...的毒品!

I'll move to Sendai very soon.

我很快就會搬到仙台。

Once I move there, Chris, I will throw a pie in your face because I'm a clown.

一旦我搬到那裡，克里斯，我會把餡餅扔到你臉上，因為我是一個小丑。

Great well I don't regret telling people which city I live in.

很好，我並不後悔告訴人們我住在哪個城市。

More important though, why are clowns even a thing?

但更重要的是，為什麼小丑會成為一種東西？

I swear nearly half of all people hate clowns and the other half are just ambivalent as to their existence.

我發誓，幾乎一半的人都討厭小丑，另一半人對他們的存在感到矛盾。

I've never met anyone in my life who's gone:

在我的生活中，我從來沒有遇到過走了的人。

I really like clowns! They're so funny aren't they? There's so funny and witty!" -No one in the world ever.

我真的很喜歡小丑!他們太有趣了，不是嗎？有那麼多的搞笑和詼諧！"-世界上從來沒有人。

No! They're not!

不，他們不是。

When I'm dictator of Earth, I will have every single clown strapped to a rocket and launched into the sun

當我成為地球的獨裁者時，我將把每一個小丑都綁在火箭上，發射到太陽上。

With the notable exception of Ronald McDonald because it's funny the way his name rhymes..Ronald Mcdonald

羅納德-麥當勞是個明顯的例外，因為他的名字押韻的方式很有趣。

I think you are dangerously good-looking. like heart-breaking status.

我覺得你長得很危險。就像令人心碎的狀態。

Wait a minute.

等一下。

Where's the punchline?

句子在哪裡？

Wow it's possible real!

哇，這有可能是真的!

Dangerously good-looking

長得很危險

Like heart-breaking status!

像令人心碎的狀態!

Finally!

終於來了!

The comment I think we can all agree with!

我想我們都能同意的評論!

Are there any helpful japanese vids that don't involve this asshole???

是否有任何不涉及這個混蛋的有用的日本視頻？

Sharla in Japan and Rachel&Jun, they're pretty good!

日本的Sharla和Rachel&Jun，他們都很不錯!

Oh and by the way!

哦，順便說一下!

Go Fuck Yourself!

去你媽的!

Actually I've forgotten to mention, Natsuki does read your comments!

其實我忘了說，夏木確實讀了你的評論!

Really? Really?

真的嗎？真的嗎？

Yeah, you're very popular!

是的，你很受歡迎!

The world needs more Natsuki

世界需要更多的Natsuki

Wow!

哇哦!

Give me a chance!

給我一個機會!

Give me a chance of the world!

給我一個世界的機會!

And that's another good one!

這也是另一個好例子!

Oooh Natsuki is so likeable!

Oooh Natsuki是如此的令人喜歡!

Ohhh yeahhh thank you!!

哦，是啊，謝謝你！！！。

His eyes are friendly and accepting.

他的眼睛是友好和接受的。

"Accepting?"

"接受？"

Yeaaah inviting!

是的，邀請!

Your eyes!

你的眼睛！

Inviting?

邀請？

Yeah!

是的!

His aura is Golden Diamonds!

他的光環是金色的鑽石!

Golden Diamonds!!

金色的鑽石！!

Aura...Golden Diamonds!!

Nope!

沒有!

I'm a Golden Diamond!!

我是金鑽！！！"。

Aura...

傲羅...

How many Japan YouTube bloggers are you friends with?

你和多少位日本YouTube博主是朋友？

Are you friends with Mr Ryan Boundless.... bet you are.

你是Ryan Boundless先生的朋友嗎？....，我打賭你是。

You bet wrong!

你肯定是錯的!

First off, I am friends with maybe a dozen or so YouTubers in Japan, there is a good community

首先，我和日本的十幾位YouTubers是朋友，有一個很好的社區。

As for this Ryan Boundless character

至於這個瑞安-無界的角色

People bring him up with me all the time and ask me my views

人們經常向我提起他，問我的看法。

As he's a guy who's also made many videos about life in Japan

因為他是一個也拍過很多關於日本生活的視頻的人

But his views about Japan are usually somewhat negative.

但他對日本的看法通常有些負面。

In fact that's an understatement he has an entire series of videos entitled Dream Crusher

事實上，這是一個輕描淡寫的說法，他有一整個系列的視頻，名為《夢想粉碎機》。

Trying to put people off of coming to Japan

試圖讓人們放棄來日本的想法

But I have had many people ask me

但有很多人問我

if Japan is as bad as he makes it out to be

如果日本像他說的那樣糟糕的話

and it's really started to annoy me.

而這真的開始讓我惱火了。

I've sat through a few of these Dream Crusher videos and the experience was about as fun

我已經坐過幾次這樣的碎夢機視頻，其經驗和樂趣差不多。

as falling down the stairs into a bucket of used syringes

就像從樓梯上掉進一桶用過的注射器裡一樣

Quite honestly you could learn more about life in Japan

坦率地說，你可以學到更多關於日本生活的知識

by staring at this photo of a bemused fucking donkey

盯著這張該死的驢子的照片發呆

than you will ever learn by watching one of his multimedia tirades.

比你看他的多媒體咆哮所能學到的更多。

So please just ignore them, they won't crush your dreams

所以請不要理會他們，他們不會粉碎你的夢想。

but they will rob you of your precious time!

但他們會搶走你寶貴的時間!

The same precious time that you'll need to make your dreams become a reality!

你需要同樣的寶貴時間來使你的夢想成為現實!

Oh and no...we're not friends!

哦，不...我們不是朋友!

You think is of funny while also out the bad! very shameful of england make me laugh, a pittance

你認為是有趣的，同時也是壞的！非常可恥的英格蘭讓我笑，一個小錢

-regrads

-畢業生

No idea, sometimes it could be difficult to work out if it's a compliment or an insult

不知道，有時可能很難弄清楚是讚美還是侮辱。

What do you think, let us know in the comment section and together we'll solve this mystery!

你怎麼想的，請在評論區告訴我們，我們將一起解開這個謎團。

How the hell does Chris manage to look sexy with glasses?

克里斯到底是如何做到戴著眼鏡看起來很性感的呢？

Err, like this!

Err, like this!

I don't understand. Where is true intention and where is a joke.

我不明白。哪裡是真正的意圖，哪裡是一個笑話。

It's fair enough to be honest.

說實話，這很公平。

Not even I know, sometimes where true intention is and where is joke.

有時連我自己都不知道，真正的意圖在哪裡，哪裡是玩笑。

But presumably Mr Sakamoto didn't give up because he carried on powering his way through the videos

但據推測，坂本先生並沒有放棄，因為他繼續在視頻中發力。

Until about an hour later when he wrote this comment on a separate video saying:

直到大約一個小時後，他在一個單獨的視頻上寫下這樣的評論說。

Hate British Joke

討厭英國人的笑話

But at least he gave it a good try!

但至少，他已經做了一次很好的嘗試!

Your hair makes me depressed...why can't mine fly so good

你的頭髮讓我很沮喪......為什麼我的頭髮不能飛得這麼好？

Send me a check for 50 dollars, and I'll reveal the secrets to flying hair absolutely free

給我寄一張50美元的支票，我就會完全免費地揭開頭髮飛揚的祕密

Why do all the youtubers do some kind of video talking about their haters?

為什麼所有的優酷網友都會做一些談論他們的仇人的視頻？

First off, it is a valid point, surely it's wrong to give attention to trolls and people who are just shit.

首先，這是一個有效的觀點，當然，給巨魔和那些只是狗屎的人以關注是錯誤的。

But I have to disagree, it's quite rewarding to take something that is bad, unpleasant, stupid

但我不同意，把一些不好的、不愉快的、愚蠢的東西拿出來是很有意義的。

and converting it into something positive.

並將其轉換為積極的東西。

Namely, a video that has entertained thousands of people.

也就是一個讓成千上萬的人開心的視頻。

And in all honesty I don't think I've ever had a bad comment that has really gotten to me or affected me

說實話，我不認為我曾有過真正讓我心動或影響我的壞評論。

Perhaps with the exception of being called

也許除了被稱為

an over seas retard.

一個越洋的弱智。

It's not very nice is it.

這不是很好是吧。

But I do want to say thank you to all the people who regularly leave nice comments

但我確實想對所有經常留下美好評論的人說聲謝謝。

For me it's the things people write, it's the things you write that keep me motivated and keep me wanting to do this after 4 years

對我來說，是人們寫的東西，是你寫的東西讓我有動力，讓我在4年後還想這樣做。

So I am truly honestly grateful

所以我真的真誠地感謝

And it's so unfortunate that I'm so sarcastic that even when I'm trying to sound genuine it doesn't work

而且很不幸的是，我是如此的諷刺，甚至當我試圖聽起來很真誠的時候，它也不起作用。

I don't know where true intention is....anymore!!

我不知道真正的意圖是什麼....anymore!!

Oh I've ran out of coffee!

哦，我的咖啡已經用完了!

Well thanks for watching guys! We'll end it there, please leave your comments and questions below

好了，謝謝大家的觀看！我們將在這裡結束。我們將在此結束，請在下面留下您的評論和問題。

and they'll feature in the next comment reading video, which will be soon!

他們將在下一個評論閱讀視頻中出現，這將是很快的事!

I wanna do it more often

我想更經常地這樣做

And...oh what the hell,

還有......哦，管他呢。

One more comment, one last comment!

還有一個評論，最後一個評論!

Just go somewhere, anywhere. Get out of your silly country and expand your little mind.

只要去某個地方，任何地方。走出你那愚蠢的國家，擴展你的小心靈。

I did, you muppet!

我做了，你這個木偶！

That's why I'm abroad in Japan!

這就是我在日本出國的原因!

They're real, they're real!

他們是真實的，他們是真實的!

No fake??

沒有假貨嗎？

No fake, you're popular!

不假，你很受歡迎!

Real comment?

真正的評論？

In the world?

在世界上？

I say: thank you!

我說：謝謝你!

Thank you thank you! Let's enjoy...

謝謝你，謝謝你!讓我們一起享受...

...Abroad in Japan together

...一起在日本出國

Join me!

加入我吧!

Alright you can have your cigarette now!

好了，你現在可以抽你的煙了!