[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Need some help?

需要一些幫助嗎？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

Making Krabby Patties?

製作蟹皇堡？

Where's the love?

愛在哪裡？

What is taking you so long?

你怎麼這麼久才來？

I'm adding the love.

我在添加愛。

You're not being paid to love.

你不是為了愛而得到報酬。

Well, I'm not in it for the money.

嗯，我不是為了錢。

Now from now on,

現在從現在開始。

I want you to fire two patties for every Krabby Patty we sell.

我們每賣出一個蟹皇堡，我希望你能炒兩個餡餅。

One for the patty itself

一塊是餅本身

and the second just for the grease.

而第二種只是為了潤滑。

Then, slather the grease from the second patty

然後，將第二塊餅的油脂塗抹在上面

onto the first one, and voilará!

到第一個，然後就可以看到了!

It's a Deluxy Krabby Patty with extra flavor.

這是一個具有額外口味的豪華蟹皇堡。

He doesn't want to eat us for being lazy,

他不想因為我們的懶惰而吃掉我們。

he wants to eat us because he's hungry.

他想吃我們，因為他很餓。

Fellas, leave this to me.

夥計們，把這個交給我吧。

[sniffing]

[聞]

We've got plenty of Krabby Patties

我們有大量的蟹皇堡。

right here, in the freezer!

就在這裡，在冰櫃裡！

[microwave] Ding.

[微波] 叮。

See? Customers at the museum

看到了嗎？博物館裡的顧客

can cook the patties themselves! Like this!

可以自己做餈粑!像這樣!

Yeah, it's so convenient, see?

是的，它是如此的方便，看到了嗎？

There it is! Your new patty!

就在那裡!你的新餡餅!

Wait, no, you can't improve the Krabby Patty!

等等，不，你不能改進蟹皇堡的做法！這是不可能的。

It's perfect perfection that cannot be perfected upon.

它是無法完善的完美。

Yeah, right, sensitive to time.

是的，沒錯，對時間敏感。

Make me 200 of these, pronto!

給我做200個這樣的東西，馬上!

[sniffing]

[聞]

Oh, no!

哦，不!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Oh, now, lookie here.

哦，現在，看這裡。

Night Patties!

晚上好！帕提斯

Now you're getting the swing of it.

現在你已經掌握了其中的奧妙。

N-N-Night Patties?

N-Night Patties?

Order up, people!

大家快來訂購吧!

All right, Night Patties!

好了，"夜巡"！

First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup, mustard,

首先是麵包，然後是肉餅，接著是番茄醬和芥末。

pickles, extra onions, lettuce, cheese,

泡菜，額外的洋蔥，生菜，奶酪。

tomatoes and bun, in that order.

番茄和麵包，按順序排列。

One Crying Johnny!

一個哭泣的約翰尼!

Ooop!

Ooop!

Whatever.

不管怎麼樣。

[quickly listing ingredients]

[快速列出成分]

One dozen Crying Cows on the Farm!

農場裡有一打哭泣的奶牛!

Ooop!

Ooop!

Kitchy, kitchy, koo.

奇特的，奇特的，咕咕的。

What kind of monster is responsible for this horror?

什麼樣的怪物要對這種恐怖負責？

That's it, boys.

就這樣吧，孩子們。

Keep that gelatinous gold a-flowing.

保持膠質金的流動。

Everyone, watch and learn.

每個人都要觀察和學習。

No one watches Jim.

沒有人看吉姆。

[ring]

[鈴聲]

One Patty the Right Way.

一個拍子的正確方法。

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

It's a thing of beauty.

這是一個美麗的東西。

[making random noises]

[發出亂七八糟的聲音]

[making random noises]

[發出亂七八糟的聲音]

Hey, looks like you guys and girls are done.

嘿，看起來你們這些傢伙和女孩已經完成了。

In all of my years of fry cookery

在我這麼多年的油炸烹飪生涯中

I have never seen such a lovely group of patties.

我從來沒有見過這麼可愛的一群餈粑。

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

I love karate!

我喜歡空手道!

I love Kara-teh.

我喜歡卡拉-特。

I love money-eh!

我愛錢--呃!

I hate all of you.

我恨你們所有的人。

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

Two salads.

兩份沙拉。

Eww, gross.

噢，真噁心。

Those aren't salads.

那些不是沙拉。

Take those back.

把這些拿回去。

Remove the bun, the patty and the condiments.

取出麵包、肉餅和調味品。

But that leaves just lettuce and tomato.

但這隻剩下生菜和西紅柿。

Exactly.

正是如此。

All right.

好的。

Okay, no buns.

好的，沒有包子。

That's hip.

這很時髦。

No patties, happening.

沒有餡餅，發生。

Oh, yeah, that's definitely the coolest meal I ever saw.

哦，是的，這絕對是我見過的最酷的一餐。

You want to fight over this recipe?

你想為這道菜單打架嗎？

I'll give you a fight you'll never forget!

我將給你一場你永遠不會忘記的戰鬥!

Well, that's ruined.

好吧，那就毀了。

But, no use letting this go to waste.

但是，讓這些東西白白浪費是沒有用的。

These kids will eat anything.

這些孩子什麼都能吃。

[sniffing]

[聞]

I've done it.

我已經做到了。

I've discovered the perfect patty batter!

我已經發現了完美的肉餅糊!

What's is this contraption you've hauled into me place?

你拖到我這裡來的這個裝置是什麼？

A miracle, a marvel!

一個奇蹟，一個奇觀!

It'll cook Krabby Patties at a fabulous pace!

它能以驚人的速度烹製蟹皇堡。

But how are the patties? I mean, how do they taste?

但是肉餅怎麼樣？我是說，它們的味道如何？

I'll let you try one.

我讓你試一試。

Shove this in your face.

把這個塞到你的臉上。

I have to admit, that patty was yummy,

我不得不承認，那塊肉很好吃。

though it sits like a rock when it lands in me tummy.

雖然它在我肚子裡的時候像一塊石頭一樣坐著。

But I've got me a fry cook, and he's always on time.

但我有一個油炸廚師，他總是很準時。

Ah, but this gizmo is faster, and you won't pay it a dime.

啊，但是這個小工具更快，而且你不會付給它一毛錢。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Once upon a time...

很久以前...

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Perfect.

完美。

I don't like crusts on my sandwich.

我不喜歡三明治上有面包皮。

It's a bun. It's all crust!

這是個小麵包。這都是麵包皮!

How am I supposed to cut the crust off a bun?

我怎麼能把麵包的外皮切下來呢？

Peel it?

剝開它？

Happy?

開心嗎？

There, enough for everyone!

在那裡，每個人都足夠了!

Excellent, SpongeBob!

好極了，海綿寶寶！

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[cackles maniacally]

[狂笑]

Okay, let's go.

好了，我們走吧。

Aged Krabby Patties here!

這裡是陳年的蟹皇堡!

Get your artisanal aged Krabby Patties here!

在這裡，您可以買到手工製作的陳年蟹皇堡。

Oops, if you're going to work here,

哎呀，如果你要在這裡工作。

you'll need an official Krusty Krab hat.

你需要一頂蟹堡王的官方帽子。

Hat?

帽子？

Say, that's a pretty neat trick.

說，那是一個相當整潔的技巧。

I'm going to get some extra mayonnaise from the back.

我去後面拿一些額外的蛋黃醬。

No mayonnaise!

沒有蛋黃醬!

Okay...?

好吧......？

Don't you get it, you crustaceous cheapskate?

你還不明白嗎，你這個小氣鬼？

I can't make

我不能讓

a Double Krabby Patty with the works!

一個雙份蟹皇堡的作品！這是個好主意。

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions,

我不能把肉餅放在麵包上，加上生菜、奶酪、洋蔥。

tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles,

西紅柿、番茄醬、芥末、泡菜。

and top bun together in that order!

和頂部的包子一起按這個順序排列!