into the magical world of Ramen.

進入拉麵的神奇世界。

We've already showed you Tonkatsu Ramen- (yes sir)

我們已經向你展示了冬瓜拉麵-（是的，先生）。

we've also shown you Chuka Soba (yes we have)

我們還向你展示了Chuka Soba（是的，我們有）。

Today we are going to show you probably one of MY favorite ramens out there-

今天我們將向你展示可能是我最喜歡的拉麵之一------。

Tsuke Soba, also known as: Tsukemen.

Tsuke Soba，也被稱為。Tsukemen。

Martina: So today we're at Tsuke Soba: Katsumto Kanda-

瑪蒂娜：所以今天我們是在Tsuke Soba。Katsumto Kanda-

Simon: youre gonna love it !

西蒙：你會喜歡它的!

Oh man- Let me tell you, it is Complicated to film At A Ramen Shop!

哦，讓我告訴你，在拉麵店拍攝是一件很複雜的事情。

This is a very small amount of space,

這是一個非常小的空間。

look at-

看-

Gigantic Martina Out Front,

巨大的瑪蒂娜在前面。

and Tiny Simon ! [unintelligible] I've lost a lot of weight

和Tiny Simon ! [不知所云]我減了很多肥

Yeah- this is what I'm-

是的，這就是我的...

Let me Just tell you, I've lost a lot of weight-

讓我告訴你，我已經減掉了很多體重------。

supposed to-

應該是

Martinaaah-

Martinaaah-

Ma-a-an! Are you trying to make me look like in The Lord of The Rings,

馬-阿-安！你想讓我看起來像《指環王》裡的樣子嗎。

when you have like, Gandalf and the...

當你有像甘道夫和...

There's literally other way for us to film this-

從字面上看，我們有其他方法來拍攝這個------。

No, sorry guys.

不，對不起，夥計們。

We both went for the 'Tokusei'

我們都選擇了 "Tokusei"。

which is a supreme-

這是一個至高無上的

-wouldn't even just say Tokusei, I think that's really weird-

-甚至不會直接說Tokusei，我認為那真的很奇怪--

So we went for the Tokusei Chuka Soba- not Chuka,

是以，我們選擇了 "Tokusei Chuka Soba"，而不是Chuka。

we went for the Tokusei Tsuke- (Both: laughing) I'm so hungry!

我們去吃 "德生月"（兩個人：笑）我太餓了！"。

It's just so-

這只是...

we went for the Tokusei Shoyu Tsukesoba!

我們去了東昇醬油屋!

it comes with an egg, it comes with char siu, it comes with nori,

有雞蛋，有燒餅，有紫菜。

it comes with All the little toppings, bits and bobs-

它與所有的小餡料、零碎的東西都在一起--。

and we even get

而且我們甚至可以得到

TWO different kinds of noodles.

兩種不同的麵條。

so this is gonna be very unique for a tsukemen shop

所以這將是一個非常獨特的津門店。

because you usually just get One Kind of noodle

因為你通常只得到一種麵條

but here they're giving you two,

但在這裡，他們給了你兩個。

they're giving you the 'hoso-men'

他們給你的'Hoso-men'。

which is a skinny noodle,

這是個瘦小的麵條。

and the 'hira-men' which is a flat noodle

和 "平面"，這是一種扁平的麵條。

so you could-

所以你可以-

try two different kinds of noodles

嚐嚐兩種不同的麵條

and appreciate both!

並欣賞這兩樣東西!

it's finally here !

它終於來了!

I'll let you have it first because I love you the most-

我先讓給你，因為我最愛你------。

-I accidentally pressed record this is... recording into my crotch... *chicken noise*

-我不小心按了錄音，這是......錄到了我的褲襠裡......*雞叫聲*

Tha-a-ank Go-o-od

Tha-a-ank Go-o-od

See, for you only 20 seconds have passed,

看，對你來說，只有20秒的時間。

but for us,

但對我們來說。

we've been shooting B-cam shots for the past hour and a half-

在過去的一個半小時裡，我們一直在拍攝B-cam鏡頭。

like this one:

像這樣的人。

["sexy" voiceover]: Ooh~, pour that broth all over my BODY~

["性感 "配音]。哦~，把肉湯倒在我的身體上~。

I KNOW IT WOULD BURN, but it'd be worth it~

我知道這將會燃燒，但這是值得的。

and this one:

和這個。

["sexy" voice]: OOOH that [???] -perfect, tender MEAT

["性感 "的聲音]。哦，那是[???]完美的、鮮嫩的肉。

AUUUGH

AUUUGH

-and this one:

-還有這個。

["sexy" voice]: look at the precision!

["性感 "的聲音]：看準了!

LOOK at that Citrus Brush!

看看那把柑橘刷!

LOOK AT BOWL OF DELICIOUSNE- oh...

看一碗美味的食物 - 哦...

Simon: well that's a terrible angle of you,

西蒙：好吧，你的角度太糟糕了。

why did I even do that one-

我為什麼要這樣做呢？

But now it's finally time...

但現在終於到了...

for us to eat

給我們吃的

Itadakima-a-asu

伊達基馬-阿-蘇

Oh mercy,

哦，憐憫。

hoh,

hoh,

all this patience,

這一切的耐心。

OHH-

羥基-

my god, that was...

我的上帝，那是...

mmm

呣

Worth the wait!

值得等待!

MMM!

MMM!

this bowl is far too hot for me to hold-

這碗飯對我來說太熱了，我拿不動------。

wait-

等待-

wait-

等待-

I'll be honest, I dumped a bit of that in my lap.

說實話，我在我的腿上傾倒了一點。

the broth has like a,

肉湯有如一個。

a fattiness, yet a citrus-

脂肪，但又有柑橘的味道。

yea-a-ah! The yuzu's really cutting through nicely-

是啊！是啊！是啊！是啊！是啊柚子的味道真的很好喝---。

most tsukemen that I've had

我吃過的最多的火鍋

has been [???]-based

已有[??]為基礎的

which is a really really thick,

這是一個非常非常厚的。

almost like a gravy?

幾乎像肉汁一樣？

Right!

對了!

really really rich,

真的非常豐富。

but this one's more of like uh, shoyu-based?

但這個更像是 呃，以燒酒為基礎的？

so it feels a lot lighter, but it still has a bit of like a

所以感覺輕了很多，但還是有一點像

buttery, oiliness to it

黃油，有油性

I really like

我真的很喜歡

being able to go back and forth between the noodles,

能夠在麵條之間來回走動。

because the thin noodles are VERY al dente,

因為細麵條是非常硬的。

they have a very nice bite to them,

它們有一個非常好的咬合力。

they have, they what? They're:

他們有，他們什麼？他們是

the thicker noodles

較粗的麵條

have such a great bounce to it,

有這樣一個偉大的反彈。

kind of like my favorite udon shops

有點像我最喜歡的烏冬麵店

when you bite into the udon-

當你咬著烏龍的時候

it really bounces back.

它真的反彈了。

I originally thought the fat noodles

我原本以為是肥腸面

were going to be really dense and kind of like,

他們將是非常密集的，有點像。

much heavier?

重得多？

but they're not,

但他們不是。

they're REALLY light,

他們真的很輕。

they have a nice, kind of like,

他們有一個很好的，有點像。

bounce to them

向他們反彈

and they really pick up, you can FEEL the broth

他們真的很有活力，你能感覺到肉湯的味道。

all over your lips when you're slurping up the noodles

啜飲麵條的時候，嘴脣上都是。

the big ones are a LOT denser

大塊頭的密度大得多

now you might notice-

現在你可能注意到--

AAAUGH-

AAAUGH-

notice- A-U-U-U-GH!

通知--A-U-U-GH!

(laughing) -nothing happened!

(笑) -什麼也沒發生!

nothing ha- nothing happened!

什麼也沒發生！

I was like,

我當時想。

'O-oh, my god! My food is so good...'

'哦--哦，我的天啊!我的食物太好吃了...'

LOOK at this, sexy egg~

看看這個，性感的蛋~

that you have going on there,

你在那裡發生的事情。

I LOVE Japanese eggs.

我很喜歡日本雞蛋。

If i ever leave Japan

如果我有一天離開日本

I'm gonna miss the eggs-

我會想念雞蛋的

Martina: I'm gonna bring the eggs with me

我要把雞蛋帶過來

Simon: I need to bring Japanese chickens with me! [*chicken sound*]

西蒙：我需要把日本的雞帶過來![*雞叫聲*]

you know what's a really important part

你知道什麼是真正重要的部分

that we haven't explained yet to people?

我們還沒有向人們解釋過的問題？

what?

什麼？

how to EAT tsukemen.

如何吃津門。

you might be tempted to take this bowl of broth,

你可能會受到誘惑，拿這碗肉湯。

and to dump it all over your noodles

並把它全部倒在你的麵條上

DO NOT!

不要!

that would be the wrong thing to do

這樣做是不對的

that's the WRONG way to do-

那是錯誤的做法 --

you're actually just taking it

其實你只是在拿它

and you are

而你是

putting it into the broth

放在肉湯裡

you're not letting it sit there to get all bloated

你不會讓它坐在那裡變得臃腫。

pushing it around a bit,

把它推來推去。

letting it coat on top of it,

讓它塗在上面。

and then you're scooping it back up again

然後你再把它舀起來

and you're slurping it in a totally,

而你完全是在啜飲它。

unladylike fashion-

不倫不類的時尚

this is what it's all about

這就是它的意義所在

mmm

嘸嘸

mmm!

嗯!

the difference between this

這之間的區別

and the regular ramen

和普通拉麵

is that a regular ramen

那是普通的拉麵嗎？

you should finish within six or seven minutes,

你應該在六或七分鐘內完成。

because, the broth is gonna bloat the noodles

因為，肉湯會使麵條膨脹。

so you have to eat that really quickly

所以你必須快速吃下這些東西

here,

這裡。

the broth and the noodles are separate

湯和麵是分開的

so you can take your time a little bit more

所以你可以多花一點時間

this is meant to be,

這是命中註定的。

a summer dish. Kind of rereshing and cool

一道夏天的菜。有種清新和涼爽的感覺

but I'll be honest,

但我要誠實。

I only learned that fact half an hour before coming here

我在來這裡的半小時前才知道這個事實

and we've been eating tsukemen

我們一直在吃火鍋

All year round!

一年四季都是如此!

regardless of the season

不分季節

it's perfect all times of year

一年四季都很完美

we just need a little slogan underneath Simon when he says that

當西蒙說這句話的時候，我們只需要在他下面加一個小標語

LOOK

外觀

at my beautiful meat.

在我美麗的肉。

I don't even need to use my teeth to eat it

我甚至不需要用我的牙齒來吃它

Simon: you might notice how the broth on its own is very salty,

西蒙：你可能會注意到，肉湯本身是非常鹹的。

it's not meant to be a soup that you drink by itself,

它並不意味著是你自己喝的湯。

think of it more as just like, a dipping sauce or kind of a gravy

認為它更像是一種蘸醬或一種肉汁。

you don't drink gravy on your own, or at least,

你自己不喝肉汁，或者至少。

you shouldn't be drinking gravy on its own.

你不應該單獨喝肉汁。

the noodles themselves, are really gonna balance out the flavor

麵條本身，是真的會平衡味道的

of the saltiness of the broth.

肉湯的鹹味。

you wanna think about the fatty side, the sweet side, the fishy side

你要想一想肥的一面，甜的一面，腥的一面

it has so many different flavors in it

它有這麼多不同的味道在裡面

Before coming to japan, I liked noodle soups

在來日本之前，我喜歡喝湯麵。

but I never really focused on the noodles themself-

但我從來沒有真正關注過麵條本身 --

because usually the broth takes over, especially with like

因為通常肉湯會佔據主導地位，尤其是像

a Pho for example,

a 譬如說Pho。

but if you have tsukemen-

但如果你有津門-

-but if you have tsukemen, you CANNOT

-但如果你有津門，你不能

get the noodles wrong.

把麵條弄錯了。

I'll tell you that I really noticed how much I like wrapping my noodles in nori

我告訴你，我真的注意到我有多喜歡用紫菜包麵條了

yeah!

耶！

normally I'm not a fan of seaweed in my ramen, because

通常我不喜歡在拉麵中加入海藻，因為

I find it really overpowering. But if you wrap it in the noodles

我發現它真的很霸道。但如果你把它包在麵條裡

and then you eat it as a little package, it almost tastes like a little maki roll

然後你把它作為一個小包裝來吃，它的味道幾乎就像一個小的捲餅。

I think it's fantastic

我認為這很奇妙

are you gonna finish all your noodles?

你要吃完所有的麵條嗎？

Umm, I AM gonna finish all my noodles, so-

嗯，我一定要吃完我的麵條，所以......。

cause I'm almost done my noodles, and I still have many things I want to say

因為我的麵條快吃完了，我還有很多話想說。

why didn't you order the bigger noodles then? (laughs)

那你為什麼不點大一點的麵條？(笑)

why- why are you ordering the same amount as me I'm smaller than you

為什麼......為什麼你要和我點一樣多的東西，我比你小。

*SIGH* fine

*嘆氣*好

you can have some of my noodles

你可以吃我的麵條

if you wanna give me all of them I'm totally okay with that-

如果你想把它們全部給我，我完全可以接受。

that's too much.

這也太過分了。

sumimasen- soup wari[?], Kudasai.

sumimasen- soup wari[?], Kudasai.

at the end of your meal you can ask for extra soup

在用餐結束時，你可以要求加湯

it's not gonna be the same as before because it's not salty

它不會像以前那樣，因為它不鹹了

they're just kind of like, taking the soup itself

他們只是有點像，拿著湯本身

without all the soy sauce in it.

沒有所有的醬油在裡面。

true love is when you share your, end broth... stuff

真正的愛是當你分享你的，結束肉湯...的東西。

name that I cant remember, with the person sitting beside you-

我不記得的名字，和坐在你身邊的人------。

I just taught everyone, did you learn as well?

我剛剛教了大家，你也學會了嗎？

no. I didn't listen to you, I zone you out a lot. (laughs)

沒有。我沒有聽你的，我經常把你隔開。 (笑)

this is what 11 years of marriage does,

這就是11年的婚姻所帶來的後果。

I listen to everything she says

我聽著她說的每一句話

that's a filthy lie-

那是一個骯髒的謊言-

I listen to you all the time girl

我一直在聽你說，女孩

no, you don't !

不，你沒有！

what was I telling you this morning?

我今天早上跟你說過什麼？

no. doesn't recall-

不，不記得了

you were telling me abou-u-ut, your dream.

你告訴我關於你的夢想。

which was about?

哪些是關於？

I don't want this soup to get cold!

我不想讓這碗湯變冷！"。

o-o-oh, I see.

o-o-oh，我明白了。

- you can have some, love.

- 你可以擁有一些，愛。

I remember Simon's dream! He told me his dream but he doesn't remember my dream!

我記得西蒙的夢！他告訴了我他的夢，但他不記得我的夢了！他的夢是什麼？

I had a dream that, I was Mexican (laughing) and Donald Trump had erected a wall

我做了一個夢，夢見我是墨西哥人（笑），唐納德-特朗普豎起了一堵牆

-and, Martina was on the other side of the wall in a prison

-而且，瑪蒂娜在牆的另一邊的監獄裡

and I tried to jump the fence, and I couldn't jump the fence!

我想跳過柵欄，但我無法跳過柵欄!

and like, how am I gonna get to my wife? This is a terrible dream!

和喜歡，我怎麼去找我的妻子？這是個可怕的夢!

and then I woke up pretty upset about it.

然後我醒來的時候對這件事很不高興。

"Martina, Martina we were mexican!" and I'm like, "what is happening right now?"

"瑪蒂娜，瑪蒂娜，我們是墨西哥人！"我想，"現在是什麼情況？"

mmm! oh it is refreshing!

嗯！哦，它是清爽的。

thank you so much to Katsumoto for sponsoring this video- If you

非常感謝Katsumoto贊助這個視頻--如果你

recall we did a video about chuka soba a while ago that was

記得我們不久前做了一個關於Chuka Soba的視頻，那是

also Katsumoto- they make INCREDIBLE

還有Katsumoto--他們做的是INCREDIBLE的。

ramen (yup), we've enjoyed both of them, I hope you open up a

拉麵（是的），我們都很喜歡它們，我希望你能開一家

third shop and try something else because they (yes) know what they're doing.

第三家商店和嘗試其他東西，因為他們（是的）知道他們在做什麼。

and I feel like this is just, a dream scenario for us (yeah-)

我覺得這對我們來說只是一個夢想的場景（是的--）。

because we ate here before we actually filmed this video (mhm)

因為我們在拍攝這段視頻之前就在這裡吃過飯（嗯）。

and we absolutely loved the tsuke soba, and so for them to be like

而我們絕對喜歡的是津助蕎麥麵，所以對他們來說，就像

"hey could you film here for a sponsored video?" we were both like:

"嘿，你能在這裡為一個贊助視頻拍攝嗎？"我們都很喜歡。

YUP!

是的!

If you wanna try this out, and I highly recommend you do-

如果你想試試這個，我強烈建議你這麼做

make sure you click on the info box below, we're gonna have directions,

請確保你點擊下面的資訊框，我們會有訓示。

we're gonna have a blog post-

我們將有一個博客帖子-

and I'm gonna give you a heads up! Umm,

而我要給你提個醒!嗯。

we are not the only people that know about how awesome this shop is-

我們不是唯一知道這家店有多棒的人--。

they normally have a queue- give yourself a 20-minute buffer

他們通常要排隊，給自己留出20分鐘的緩衝時間。

if you're starving because you're gonna be waiting outside with everybody else

如果你餓了，因為你要和其他人一起在外面等著。

and you're just gonna smell it, and it's gonna TORTURE YOUR SOUL

你將會聞到它，它將會折磨你的靈魂。

well I believe we're just about out of steam ! (laughing) so-

我相信我們就快沒力氣了!(笑)所以...

I'm gonna go fall asleep on the train ride home.

我要在回家的火車上睡著了。

ok this is it,

好了，這就是了。

I'm going !

我要走了!

goodbye everyone!

再見了，各位!