M: Hey guys, funny story for you before I start cooking.

M: 嘿，夥計們，在我開始做飯之前，給你們講個有趣的故事。

M: And by funny I mean not funny at all.

M：我說的有趣是指一點都不有趣。

M: Last night in the middle of my slumber.

M：昨天晚上在我的睡夢中。

M: A mosquito broke into our house.

男：一隻蚊子闖入我們的房子。

M: Mauled my body. I have mosquito bites on my neck, on my eyelids.

M: 蹂躪了我的身體。我的脖子上、眼皮上都有蚊子的叮咬。

M: And Simon, Meemers, and Spudgy were all sleeping in the same room.

M：而西蒙、梅默斯和斯巴達都睡在同一個房間裡。

M: When I *cute voice* hue hue hue I'm sleeping.

男：當我*可愛的聲音*呼呼呼我在睡覺。

M: And the mosquito just violated my face and I woke up at like 2 AM itchy and swollen.

M: 蚊子剛剛侵犯了我的臉，我在凌晨兩點醒來，又癢又腫。

M: So, I'm feeling a little on the cranky side of not having any sleep.

M：所以，我覺得沒有任何睡眠，有點暴躁。

M: I had to sleep downstairs in the basement terrified covered in a blanket.

男：我不得不睡在樓下的地下室裡，蓋著毯子，很害怕。

M: Because I thought the mosquito was still upstairs. Like, I heard it buzzing and it didn't bother Simon at all.

M：因為我以為蚊子還在樓上。就像，我聽到它的嗡嗡聲，但它根本沒有打擾西蒙。

M: So I had a lonely, cuddleless, freezing cold, itchy sleep.

男：所以我有一個孤獨的、沒有擁抱的、冰冷的、瘙癢的睡眠。

M: It was really hard.

M：這真的很困難。

S: Cuddles M: It didn't bite you at all?

S:M：它完全沒有咬你？

S: No M: Not even a little?

S:沒有 M：一點也沒有？

S: Why would it bite me if it's got your sweet sweet blood instead?

S:如果它有你的甜美的血液，它為什麼要咬我？

S: Your sweet BLOOOOD

S：你可愛的BLOOOOD

M: So toda- S: YOUR SWEET BLOOOOOOD

M：那麼，今天-- S：你的甜蜜的BLOOOOOOD

M: So TODAY I'm going to make some comfort food.

M：所以今天我打算做一些舒適的食物。

M: I am making niku udon, which is beef udon.

男：我正在做niku烏冬麵，也就是牛肉烏冬麵。

M: And for those of you that do not eat meat, I am including a version for you involving SEITAN. How do you say this?

M：對於那些不吃肉的人，我為你們準備了一個涉及SEITAN的版本。這句話怎麼說？

M: Tempeh (Tem-pay). TEM-PEEEEEEH

M: Tempeh（Tem-pay）。TEM-PEEEEH

M: Simon help me.

西蒙：西蒙幫助我。

S: It's the devil's candy.

S：那是魔鬼的糖果。

M: I dont know what it's called. It's like not meat and you can rehydrate it. And then it absorbs flavors.

M：我不知道它叫什麼。它就像不是肉，你可以讓它重新水化。然後它可以吸收各種味道。

M: And I'm pretty sure it's called SEITAN.

M：而且我很確定它叫SEITAN。

M: Let me know in the comment section below. Let's get started on some delicious beef udon everyone.

M：請在下面的評論區告訴我。讓我們開始吃美味的牛肉烏冬麵吧，各位。

M: So, for last Martina's Midnight Munchies I taught you guys how to make miso soup.

M：那麼，在上一期瑪蒂娜的午夜小食中，我教了你們如何做味噌湯。

M: And I warned you at the beginning of the video that "Dashi is the classic cooking stock used in a lot of Japanese cuisine.

M: 我在視頻開始時警告過你，"Dashi是很多日本料理中使用的經典烹飪湯汁。

M: Once you learn how to make this, you can make tons of other dishes. And I will forever constantly refer back to this video.

M：一旦你學會了如何做這個，你就可以做大量的其他菜餚。而我將永遠不斷地參考這個視頻。

M: And if you're like (I wanna make dashi!) and I'm like GO BACK TO THE MISO SOUP VIDEO.

M: 如果你說（我想做魚湯！），我就會說回去看米蘇視頻。

M: So, if you don't know how to make that you can check out my video after you watch this one.

M：所以，如果你不知道如何製作，你可以在看完這個視頻後看看我的視頻。

M: It's right at the beginning so you don't have to like fast forward through tons of stuff.

M：它就在開頭，所以你不必像快進一樣看大量的東西。

M: All though I might of talked at the beginning as I normally do.

男：儘管我可能會像平時那樣在開始時說話。

M: The point is that once you've got that ready, then we can start making our udon together.

M：重點是，一旦你準備好了，那麼我們就可以開始一起做烏龍飯了。

M: I would make the udon from scratch, which I can do. But I am far too cranky to do that this morning.

M: 我想從頭開始做烏冬麵，我可以做到。但我今天早上太煩躁了，沒時間做這個。

M: Not to mention my nails are really nice and it's very difficult to like knead noodles.

M：更不用說我的指甲真的很好看，而且很難像揉麵一樣。

M: I'm just using store bought, fresh udon. If you don't live near an Asian marketplace, you could order it online

M: 我只是用商店買的新鮮烏龍麵。如果你不住在亞洲市場附近，你可以在網上訂購。

M: and I'm sure lots of lovely nasties are going to let you guys know where they order their stuff.

M：而且我相信很多可愛的討厭鬼會讓你們知道他們在哪裡訂購他們的東西。

M: I'm going to be anteing it up a little bit because I like to have some mushrooms and some onions in mine.

男：我打算增加一點，因為我喜歡在我的裡面放一些蘑菇和洋蔥。

M: I'm also going to be including some fish cakes. All these are just additional choices.

男：我還將包括一些魚餅。所有這些都只是額外的選擇。

M: I think once you get the base down on the actual broth and how it tastes

M：我認為一旦你在實際的肉湯上打下基礎，以及它的味道如何

M: Then you can kinda go crazy.

男：那你就可以有點瘋狂了。

M: GO CRAZY. S & M: GO CRAZY. GO CRAZY. GO CRAZY. GO CRAZY. GO CRAZY.

M：瘋狂吧。S & M：發瘋吧。瘋狂吧。瘋狂吧。瘋狂吧。瘋狂吧。

M: KPOP ruined my vocabulary life.

M: KPOP毀了我的詞彙生活。

M: So we're going for a 3 step process here. Once you make the broth, you're literally just dumping it all

M：所以我們要在這裡進行3個步驟的處理。一旦你做了肉湯，你就會把它全部倒掉。

M: together in a bowl and warming it up.

男：一起放在一個碗裡，並把它加熱。

M: The other one is a separate pot all together for boiling the udon noodles

M: 另一個是單獨的鍋，用來煮烏龍麵。

M: You do not boil the udon noodles inside the broth. We're going to be adding the broth to the noodles once they're cooked.

M: 你不要把烏龍麵放在湯裡煮。我們要在麵條煮熟後將湯加入麵條中。

M: And the other thing we're going to be doing is frying up our beef or our tofu or whatever substitute

M：我們要做的另一件事是煎炸我們的牛肉或豆腐或其他替代品。

M: you are using.

M：你在使用。

M: And making a kind of caramelized teryaki sauce with onions and mushrooms.

M: 用洋蔥和蘑菇做一種焦糖色的鐵板醬。

M: And that might taste very sweet at first. When we add it to the broth it's going to dissolve a bit.

M：而且一開始可能嚐起來很甜。當我們把它加入肉湯中時，它將會溶解一些。

M: So that's the 3 steps that we're gonna be doing today.

M：所以這就是我們今天要做的3個步驟。

M: I've started boiling my hot water to boil my udon in.

男：我已經開始燒熱水來煮烏冬麵了。

M: I'm warming up my broth in the corner here. And now we're going to start sauteing and carmelizing everything.

男：我正在角落裡熱我的肉湯。現在我們要開始炒菜了，把所有東西都烤焦。

M: I have this on medium heat. We're gonna add the beef, the onions and the mushrooms.

M：我把這個放在中火上。我們要加入牛肉、洋蔥和蘑菇。

M: And then we're gonna add in that little glaze that I mixed with you guys.

然後我們要加入我和你們混合的小釉料。

M: You guys might notice that I didn't add any oil, because the beef has natural fat that it's going to give off.

男：你們可能會注意到，我沒有加任何油，因為牛肉有天然的脂肪，它將會釋放出來。

M: If you're not using beef and you're using just tofu or tempeh or SEITAN,

M：如果你不使用牛肉，只使用豆腐或豆豉或SEITAN。

M: then you might wanna add a dash of olive oil in there.

男：那麼你可能想在其中加入少許橄欖油。

M: Just a smidgen of olive oil. Rub it all over the pan. Mmmmmm.

M：只需一丁點的橄欖油。把它擦在鍋裡。嗯哼。

M: That's my Nigella impersonation.

M：這是我的Nigella模仿秀。

M: (coughing)

M：（咳嗽）。

M: We've been sick.

男：我們一直在生病。

M: We've been sick the past couple days

男：過去幾天我們一直在生病。

M: Things are starting to soften up.

M：事情開始軟化了。

M: I'm gonna add in my sauce.

男：我要把我的醬汁加進去。

M: Come on sugar.

M：來吧，甜心。

M: It smells great already. Doesn't it? S: mhmmm

M：它已經很香了。不是嗎？S: mhmmm

M: Okay I'm gonna turn that down a little bit.

男：好吧，我把它調低一點。

M: Awwww yeah.

M：啊哦，是的。

M: We gonna get schwifty.

男：我們會變得很有活力。

M: You can see that it's nice and coated and everything's shrinking down.

M：你可以看到，它很好，有塗層，所有東西都在縮小。

M: I want it to go a little bit longer on like medium to low so it stops being as liquidy

M：我想讓它在中到低的溫度下再多呆一會兒，這樣它就不會像液體一樣了。

M: I want it to get a bit sticky and caramelly and then I'm going to add my dashi.

M：我想讓它變得有點粘稠和焦糖味，然後我將加入我的魚湯。

M: This is the one that I didn't add for the soup broth. The leftover dashi that I included in the recipe.

M: 這是我沒有加入的湯湯水水。我在菜單中加入的剩餘的魚湯。

M: Okay I'm gonna add a quarter cup of dashi.

M：好的，我將加入四分之一杯的魚湯。

M: And I'm just gonna let this simmer on like a low heat, for around 5 minutes or so.

男：我打算用小火慢燉，大約5分鐘左右就可以了。

M: Now that the beef is actually already cooked, I'll be able to taste it along the way and see if it needs more

男：現在牛肉實際上已經煮熟了，我就可以順便品嚐一下，看看是否需要更多的東西。

M: soy sauce or more sugar.

男：醬油或更多的糖。

M: So while the beef, mushrooms and onions are simmering

M: 所以，當牛肉、蘑菇和洋蔥在燉的時候

M: I wanna warm up my fish cakes.

男：我想熱一下我的魚餅。

M: I wanna add my fish cakes, my green onions and my enoki mushrooms to the broth.

男：我想在湯中加入我的魚餅、我的蔥和我的金針菇。

M: The reason I'm adding it to the broth and not to the actual meat is that I don't want them to overcook.

男：我之所以把它加到肉湯裡，而不是加到實際的肉裡，是因為我不想讓它們煮過頭。

M: Fishcakes are already cooked, so you just need to kinda warm them up

男：魚餅已經煮好了，所以你只需要稍微加熱一下就可以了。

M: And enoki mushrooms just dissolve into nothingness if you put them in a pan

M：如果你把金針菇放在鍋裡，它就會溶化成虛無。

M: and then you cook them and your like "whelp they're gone", it's like a waste of money.

男：然後你把它們煮熟，你就會說 "它們沒了"，這就像在浪費錢。

M: So I like to warm them up in the broth rather than actually overcook them in the pan.

所以我喜歡用肉湯加熱，而不是真的在鍋裡煮過頭。

M: So I actually had brought this broth up to a boil.

M：所以我實際上已經把這些肉湯燒開了。

M: And then I turned it down because I don't want it to evaporate and not have any broth left.

M：然後我把它調小了，因為我不想讓它蒸發，沒有任何肉湯。

M: Just warming it up is all you're doing.

男：你所做的只是熱身而已。

M: And since there's nothing meaty in here you can actually taste it in advance to see if you wanna

M：因為這裡沒有肉，所以你實際上可以提前品嚐，看看你是否想吃。

M: add more flavors to it or not.

M：是否添加更多的口味。

M: So I'm just bringing the heat back up again, warming up everything and then turning it down.

M：所以我只是把熱度再次調高，把所有東西都熱起來，然後再把它調低。

M: In the meanwhile lets take a look at this sexy stuff over here.

M：與此同時，讓我們來看看這裡的性感的東西。

M: Oh yeah look at that. Look at that getting all mmmm.

男：哦，是的，看那。看那得到的都是嗯嗯。

M: Mhhmmmm

M: Mhhmmmm

M: Let me taste this beef and see if it needs anything.

男：讓我嚐嚐這個牛肉，看看它是否需要什麼。

M: WHOA LET'S CALM DOWN EDS.

M：哇，讓我們冷靜下來吧，編輯。

M: Calm down.

M: 冷靜下來。

M: I think I would like it to be a tiny bit sweeter since the broth is gonna be quite on the salty side.

M：我想我希望它能更甜一點，因為肉湯會很鹹。

M: So I'm gonna add a little bit more of the brown sugar

M：所以我要多加一點紅糖。

M: Which I have waiting here.

男：我已經在這裡等著了。

M: Perhaps I should've used a different hand

男：也許我應該用另一隻手。

M: It naturally shakes itself out.

M：它自然會自己搖身一變。

M: Some onions are sweeter than others. Some onions are salty. Some mushrooms are sweet.

男：有些洋蔥比其他的更甜。有些洋蔥是鹹的。有些蘑菇是甜的。

M: Gotta keep tasting it.

M：得繼續品嚐。

M: Alright I have tasted this, it is very delicious. The brown sugar has caramelized nicely

M：好吧，我已經嘗過了，非常美味。紅糖已經很好地焦糖化了

M: The sweet onions are giving out amazing flavors.

M：甜洋蔥發出了驚人的味道。

M: I'm gonna kill the heat on this. We're gonna move into udon cooking. It takes only two minutes to cook udon.

男：我要在這個問題上殺出重圍。我們將進入烏冬麵的烹飪。煮烏龍麵只需要兩分鐘。

M: Then you drain it, do not rinse it, and then you put it into the bowls.

男：然後你把它瀝乾，不要衝洗，然後你把它放進碗裡。

M: Ta-da! It's all finished! I also reccommend adding some of the S&B 7 spice powder to it

M: 噠噠!這一切都完成了!我還建議在其中加入一些S&B的7種香料粉。

M: because I like hot food.

男：因為我喜歡熱的食物。

M: Alright got a little bit of mushroom, a little bit of beef, a little bit of udon.

M：好吧，有一點蘑菇，一點牛肉，一點烏龍。

M: Mmm

M: 嗯

M: Mmm

M: 嗯

M: The beef is a little bit sweet.

男：牛肉有一點甜。

M: The onions are all caramelized.

男：洋蔥都已經焦糖化了。

M: The mushrooms remained all fresh and crunchy.

M: 蘑菇仍然很新鮮，很脆。

M: MMM!

M: MMM!

M: I hope you guys get a chance to try this at home. Let me know if you make it the same way I do.

M：我希望你們有機會在家裡試試這個。如果你用我的方法做，請告訴我。

M: Or if you decide to throw in some different ingredients.

M：或者如果你決定加入一些不同的成分。

M: And whoa, I feel like if I keep talking Simon's is gonna get all like swollen, and bloated and sad.

男：哇，我覺得如果我繼續說下去，西蒙的就會變得像腫脹，臃腫和悲傷。

S: HURRYYYYY

S: 匆匆忙忙

M: Because the more you talk the more udon noodles absorb the broth and it starts to like make it all crappy

男：因為你說得越多，烏龍麵就越能吸收湯汁，並開始像讓它變得很糟糕。

S: PLEASEEEEE

S:PLEASEEEEE

M: You want some Ducky? S: Yeah

M：你想來點Ducky嗎？S：是的

M: Niku Udon? S: Yeah

M：Niku Udon？S: 是的

M: Come on in.

M：進來吧。

S&M: Mmmm

S&M: Mmmm

S: OISHI!

S:OISHI！

S&M: (unintelligeble udon speak)

S&M: (不理解的烏龍語)

M: UMAI!

M: UMAI!

M: Mmm

M: 嗯

M: And make sure you let me know in the comment section below if you make it. Send me a tweet.

M: 如果你做到了，一定要在下面的評論區告訴我。給我發一條推特。

M: Send me a Facebook post.

M：給我發一個Facebook帖子。

M: Tag me on Instagram. I'm not adding anymore social media things cause it's getting out of control people.

M：在Instagram上標記我。我不會再添加社交媒體的東西了，因為它已經失去控制了。

M: Mmm. I'm going to eat.

M：嗯。我要去吃東西了。

M: Meemers you thought you could escape him.

M：梅默斯，你以為你能逃過他的手掌心。

S: You thought that this video wouldn't have a makeout session?

S：你認為這個視頻不會有親熱環節？

S: Yeah, I know you did.

S：是的，我知道你做了。

S: Come here my sweet boy.

S:過來，我的寶貝兒子。

S: Your big soft tummy.

S：你柔軟的大肚子。

S: Have any of you ever pet a kitty tummy like this?

S：你們有誰撫摸過這樣的貓咪肚子嗎？

S: Look at that soft tummy.

S:看那柔軟的腹部。

Meemers: Well that's it for this week's video. Thanks for watching guys. Bye bye.

Meemers:好了，本週的視頻就到這裡。謝謝大家的觀看。再見了。

Meemers: Oh wait, are you guys still here?

Meemers。哦，等等，你們還在這裡嗎？

Meemers: Wow, I'd like it if you kind of left me alone, thanks.

梅默斯。哇，如果你不打擾我，我會很高興，謝謝。

S: Yeah this is how my cat sits on me.

S：是的，這就是我的貓坐在我身上的樣子。

M: That's normal.

M：這很正常。

M: Normal household cat sitting

M: 正常的家庭貓咪坐姿

S: (coughs)

S:(咳嗽聲)

Meemers: I don't like coughing it's terrifying!

梅默斯。我不喜歡咳嗽，這很可怕!

Spudgy: I'M CUTE TOO

斯巴達：我也很可愛

M: You're my sweet boy, I love you despite that you're gross and old. I love you.

男：你是我的好孩子，儘管你又粗又老，我還是愛你。我愛你。

Spudgy: Thanks mom!

Spudgy: 謝謝媽媽!

M: Aww

M: Aww

M: Such a good boy.

男：真是個好孩子。