Placeholder Image

字幕列表 影片播放

  • From the creator of your older sister’s favorite 80’s movies

  • and the Chris Columbus that didn’t kill any Indians

  • comes the Christmas classic that cable channels have rerun every holiday season for the last

  • 20 years.

  • 20? God that makes me feel old...

  • Home Alone.

  • Deck the halls and gather round for a family film about standing your ground

  • "Hello!"

  • in one of the most violent kids movies ever made,

  • that’s one part Ferris Bueller

  • and one part Saw.

  • This Christmas, travel to the all-white part of Chicago

  • to meet the Mcallisters

  • the worst family ever.

  • "Kevin, you're such a disease."

  • Rejoice in the Christmas spirit as they gang up on this 8-year-old boy.

  • "Don't you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?"

  • "You're completely helpless."

  • "Look what ya did, you little jerk!"

  • "Everyone in this family hates me!"

  • Then stick him in the attic and leave the country.

  • "What else could we be forgetting?"

  • "Mom?"

  • Witness years of neglect and abuse take their toll on this small child,

  • as he shows all the signs of becoming a sociopath, like

  • manipulation,

  • "Go."

  • "I'm sorry."

  • talking to himself,

  • "I can't seem to find my toothbrush so I'll pick one up when I go out today."

  • and trapping two non-violent criminals inside a sadistic world of torture from which there

  • is no escape.

  • But gosh darn if he isn’t just the cutest little thing.

  • Meet theWet Bandits."

  • There’s Marv, who sounds like the narrator from the Wonder Years.

  • "Kids are scared of the dark."

  • And Harry, who sounds like Joe Pesci trying not to curse in a PG movie.

  • Watch as these bumbling idiots

  • only rob from one block in broad daylight,

  • wear fingerless gloves during a burglary,

  • and are irrationally obsessed with one house

  • "That's the one, Marvin. That's the silver tuna."

  • that's really just full of mannequins and poinsettias.

  • Seriously, there’s like nothing there worth stealing here.

  • So bundle up and relive the early 90’s joy of

  • Micro Machines,

  • Starting Lineup figures,

  • Johnny Carson,

  • 35mm cameras,

  • landline phones,

  • answering machines,

  • pre-9/11 air travel,

  • and McCaulay Culkin.

  • "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

  • Prepare to have your heartstrings tugged as Kevin, who’s been Home Alone for 3 days,

  • is finally reunited with his family

  • then immediately left alone again.

  • That was awkward.

  • Starring...

  • Joe Pepsi

  • Wish Kid

  • Little Big Pete

  • Arcade Fire

  • The Dad From Home Alone

  • Igby Wets Bed

  • Jasper Beardly

  • John Cameo

  • Buzzfeed

  • The Running Mom

  • and Space Jam.

  • Home Alone.

  • Oh man...

  • This scene always gets me.

  • I'm not crying! You're crying!

  • I

  • really should call my dad!

  • Thanks for watching!

From the creator of your older sister’s favorite 80’s movies


單字即點即查 點擊單字可以查詢單字解釋

B2 中高級 美國腔

誠實的拖車 - 孤獨的家 (Honest Trailers - Home Alone)

  • 1005 51
    高婕恩 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日