I told you I swan to do it because it's cool.

我告訴過你，我是為了做這件事，因為它很酷。

Yeah.

是的。

Here goes nothing.

這裡什麼都沒有。

Yeah, hilarious.

是的，很搞笑。

I got the picture.

我得到了圖片。

Can we go now?

我們現在可以走了嗎？

Yeah I got a hold on.

是的，我堅持了下來。

Are you stuck like that?

你就這樣被困住了嗎？

Yeah I want because.

是的，我想，因為。

Yeah.

是的。

Oh my gosh.

哦，我的天啊。

Hey everyone get in here or he's got his tongue stuck to a swines but never never.

嘿，每個人都到這裡來，否則他的舌頭就會粘在豬身上，但永遠不會。

No never never got out.

沒有從來沒有出過門。

Look now Jack.

現在看，傑克。

Um What the heck are those?

嗯，那些是什麼東西？

Oh those those arm onions?

哦，那些那些洋蔥的手臂？

Yeah.

是的。

Gotta go.

得走了。

Thanks God to say I'm really warming up to you will guys.

感謝上帝，說我真的對你們會暖和起來了。

Yeah dr bananas explain what's going on.

是的，香蕉博士解釋了發生了什麼。

Um Onions have only one desire in this world to serve a master who makes people cry.

洋蔥在這個世界上只有一個願望，就是為一個讓人哭泣的主人服務。

Whatever person makes others cry the most.

無論什麼人，只要讓別人哭得最多。

They will follow that person incessantly.

他們會不停地跟蹤這個人。

You seem to be speaking from experience indubitably.

你似乎是從經驗中得出的結論。

They came into my life shortly after I invented my tear gun.

在我發明了我的催淚槍之後不久，他們就進入了我的生活。

No God Tier gun.

沒有神梯槍。

Now it's broken.

現在它已經壞了。

You hear me broken?

你聽到我的破碎了嗎？

I broke it on purpose.

我是故意打破它的。

I had to.

我不得不這樣做。

These minions were driving me bananas.

這些奴才把我逼瘋了。

I really need to hurry up and invent that annoyance repellent.

我真的需要快點發明那種討厭的驅蟲劑。

Yeah.

是的。

In this kitchen you'd sell out of it in like five minutes.

在這個廚房裡，你會在五分鐘內賣完它。

Wait.

等等。

So you're saying that they're following Orange around because I think he's really good at making people cry indubitably.

所以你是說，他們跟著奧蘭治到處跑，因為我認為他真的很擅長讓人哭得不可開交。

That is the nature of the Munyon.

這就是Munyon的性質。

Hey, you guys want to hear a joke?

嘿，你們想聽個笑話嗎？

What did little Apple say when he tried to read Shakespeare jo jo to kinda cou Oh you've heard this one already?

當小蘋果想讀莎士比亞jo jo到kinda cou時，他說了什麼？

I am not a letter at I all the good news is they're not gonna follow Orange around much longer.

我不是一個信在我所有的好消息是，他們不會跟隨奧蘭治很多時間。

He doesn't make people laugh but he doesn't make them cry either.

他不會讓人笑，但也不會讓人哭。

Hold on.

等一下。

What's this?

這是什麼？

Greenish my eyes.

我的眼睛發綠。

Yeah, that's my bad.

是的，這是我的錯。

Sorry Orange.

對不起，橙子。

What'd you eat for lunch, tear gas right now we're crying and some onions.

你中午吃了什麼，催淚瓦斯，現在我們正在哭，還有一些洋蔥。

Love orange more than ever.

比以往任何時候都更喜歡橙色。

Fine by me.

我覺得很好。

Whatever keeps them away from my laboratory.

只要能讓他們遠離我的實驗室就可以了。

Hey, I really like these guys.

嘿，我真的很喜歡這些人。

You do.

你會的。

Yeah, they really speak my language.

是的，他們真的講我的語言。

Watch this.

看這個。

Oh no brother.

哦，不，兄弟。

What's the matter with them drippings my top shelf material.

他們滴水不漏是怎麼回事，我的頂層材料。

Dude, they don't like you because you're funny.

老兄，他們不喜歡你是因為你很有趣。

They don't, but that's why everybody likes me.

他們不知道，但這就是為什麼大家都喜歡我。

Yes, Everyone loves you orange because you're so funny.

是的，每個人都喜歡你的橙色，因為你是如此有趣。

No.

沒有。

See they think that you're making people cry and that's why they're following you around.

你看，他們認為你讓人們哭泣，這就是他們跟隨你的原因。

So if I want them to laugh at my jokes again, you have to make people cry.

是以，如果我想讓他們再笑我的笑話，你必須讓人們哭。

Oh, I see little Apple your smell.

哦，我看到小蘋果你的氣味。

You tell me that every day Orange that isn't gonna make me cry.

你每天都跟我說，橙子是不會讓我哭的。

It was worth a shot.

這值得一試。

Hey, pear.

嘿，梨子。

You smell.

你聞到了。

No, I don't.

不，我不知道。

Yeah, I know.

是的，我知道。

Hey dr, bananas you smell indubitably.

嘿，博士，香蕉你聞起來很誘人。

Uh man, this making people cry stuff is harder than I thought.

呃，夥計，這種讓人哭泣的東西比我想象的要難。

I'm losing them.

我正在失去他們。

You guys come losing them, you could always felt again.

你們來失去他們，你總是可以再次感覺到。

Why?

為什麼？

Why would you suggest that?

你為什麼要這樣建議呢？

Thanks a lot.

非常感謝。

Now he's gonna cut the cheese precisely.

現在他要精確地切割奶酪。

No, cut the cheese.

不，切斷奶酪。

What's he talking about?

他在說什麼呢？

I am cheese.

我是奶酪。

Wait, you don't think that means I'm gonna soak my blues, Everybody runs it.

等等，你不認為這意味著我要浸泡我的藍調，每個人都在運行它。

That's, wow, woah, what are you doing, Munyon, don't just stand there, wow.

那是，哇，哇，你在做什麼，Munyon，不要只是站在那裡，哇。

Yeah, yeah, dr bananas.

是的，是的，香蕉博士。

I didn't know you cared about them so much.

我不知道你這麼關心他們。

I don't, I'm just crying because an onion got cut in the vicinity.

我沒有，我只是在哭，因為附近有一個洋蔥被割傷了。

I'd actually rather pleased that he got cut, wow, I'm crying to me to me.

其實我比較高興的是他被裁掉了，哇，我對我對我哭了。

Three, wow.

三，哇。

What do you guys want to Takato what?

你們想對高藤什麼呢？

I can't understand.

我無法理解。

You get off me, would you?

你放開我，好嗎？

Sorry, Orange looks like they found a new master.

對不起，橙子公司看起來找到了一個新的主人。

Now.

現在。

What master?

什麼大師？

I didn't sign up for this.

我不是為了這個而報名的。

Got away from me.

從我身邊逃走了。

Cut it out.

把它剪掉。

Cut it out.

把它剪掉。

Nice.

不錯。

Sorry, they left you Orange.

對不起，他們給你留下了橙色。

I know you liked having him around.

我知道你喜歡有他在身邊。

Orange.

橙色。

Never, ever, ever move.

永遠、永遠、永遠不要動。

I'll get the blowtorch.

我去拿噴燈。