It's your friendly neighborhood orange.

這是你的友好鄰居橘子。

And today I'm here with sys.

而今天我在這裡與系統。

Hey Pear.

嘿，梨子。

Hello and diminutive Reginald Applebaum the third.

你好，矮小的雷吉納德-阿普爾鮑姆第三。

Thanks for using my full name for once.

謝謝你用我的全名，這一次。

Get psyched to everyone because today we're doing the chapstick challenge.

給大家鼓鼓勁，因為今天我們要做的是辣椒醬挑戰賽。

What the chapstick challenge?

脣膏挑戰賽是什麼？

What the heck is that?

那是什麼鬼東西？

I'll get to the rules in a sec right now everybody go ahead and pick out a tube of chapstick.

我馬上就會說到規則的，現在大家都去挑一管脣膏吧。

Okay, got mine.

好吧，得到了我的。

Does everybody have their chapstick on, yep.

每個人都有他們的chapstick上，是的。

Mm.

嗯。

So what do we do now try to get the flavor something like that.

所以我們現在要做的就是儘量讓味道這樣的東西。

Now you have to guess whether the sticky chose was chapstick or a glue stick.

現在你要猜測一下，選擇的粘稠物是辣椒醬還是膠水棒。

Wait, are you telling me I might have glue on my lips right now, I'm pretty sure minus chapstick because it tastes fruity.

等等，你是在告訴我，我現在嘴脣上可能有膠水，我很確定減去了脣膏，因為它的味道是水果味的。

Then again, it could just be tasting myself, pretty sure mine's chapstick.

不過話說回來，也可能是我自己嚐到了，很確定我的小白臉。

How about you pair?

你這對怎麼樣？

What's your guess?

你的猜測是什麼？

I'm I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

對不起，我沒聽清。

I'm sorry pair, but we're gonna need an answer.

對不起，對，但我們需要一個答案。

That's time sis and little apple you guess correctly?

那就是時間姐姐和小蘋果你猜對了嗎？

That's prepared.

這是有準備的。

Well I guess we'll never know.

好吧，我想我們永遠不會知道。

Dude, I clearly had glue on my lips.

夥計，我的嘴脣上明顯有膠水。

What kind of challenge video you're running here?

你這是什麼挑戰視頻？

The kind where you can win a lifetime supply of chance stick.

那種可以贏取終身供應的機會棒。

That's what?

那是什麼？

Whoa.

哇。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

That's actually pretty useful considering 20 of my body is my mouth.

考慮到我身體的20是我的嘴，這其實很有用。

Then let's stick to the plan and do round two.

那就按計劃做第二輪吧。

Just grab another tube of chapstick and put it on, wait a minute or any of these glue sticks.

只要再拿一管chapstick塗上，等一下還是這些膠水粘的。

No way that was round one.

不可能是第一輪。

Now we're on to round two.

現在我們進入第二輪。

I promise we are through with glue.

我保證我們的膠水已經用完了。

So in round two we get to guess the flavor.

所以第二輪我們就可以猜味道了。

Exactly.

就是這樣

Okay then.

好吧，那麼。

Okay I'm sensing cherry.

好吧，我感覺到了櫻桃的味道。

I think Correctamundo sis gets a point.

我覺得Correctamundo姐說的有道理。

I think mine is raspberry way strawberry, right?

我想我的是覆盆子方式的草莓，對嗎？

You are a point to the gentleman and read what's your guess Spare mm minds kind of strange.

你是點到君子，讀到你的猜測是什麼備用mm心思有點奇怪。

I'm not sure it's fruit flavored.

我不確定這是水果味的。

It's more of a, I don't know.

這更多的是一個，我不知道。

It's like a chemical or something.

這就像一種化學物質或什麼。

You need to be more specific.

你得說得更具體些。

Ticktock pair.

滴答對。

Oh gosh.

哦，天哪。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I'm sorry you're out of time.

很抱歉你沒時間了。

The chemical name we were looking for was 246 tri nitro to Halloween.

我們要找的化學名稱是246三硝基到萬聖節。

Uh, more commonly known as T and T.

呃，更常見的是T和T。

Wait to get away from me care, relax.

等離我關心，放鬆。

It's not lit.

它不亮。

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧。

Well that was still pretty uncalled for Dude, what can I say?

好吧，這還是很不應該的 酷哥，我還能說什麼呢？

Uncalled for is my middle name.

無理取鬧是我的中間名。

Really Not really.

真的不是真的。

How could I have a middle name?

我怎麼會有一箇中間名呢？

I don't even have a last name now then final round sis and little Apple are tied for the lead with two points apiece.

我現在連姓氏都沒有了，那麼最後一輪姐姐和小蘋果各得兩分，並列領先。

But pair can still win it because round three is worth triple points.

但對子還是可以贏的，因為第三輪是價值三倍的。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

So why did we even bother with the first two rounds?

那我們為什麼還要參加前兩輪的比賽呢？

Never mind that.

不要緊

Now, select your round three chapstick tubes.

現在，請選擇你的圓形三支chapstick管。

Hold on orange.

等一下，橙子。

I need your word on this.

我需要你的承諾

No funny business this round.

這一輪沒有搞笑的事情。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

All I gotta do is choose a normal flavor of chapstick.

我所要做的就是選擇一種普通口味的脣膏。

You know, something that won't explode.

你知道，不會爆炸的東西。

I promise pair.

我保證對。

No funny business.

別開玩笑了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Mhm.

嗯

My tastes like lemon.

我的味道像檸檬。

I think I'm sorry.

我想我很抱歉。

That's incorrect.

這是不正確的。

It's actually lemon lime, man.

其實是檸檬青檸，夥計。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I think your mind might be mingo.

我想你的腦子可能是明哥。

Oh, I'm sorry.

哦，我很抱歉。

It's actually mango watermelon, papaya.

其實是芒果西瓜、木瓜。

So close.

好險啊

Wait, so I could win this thing right now, if I guess correctly.

等等，如果我猜得沒錯的話，我現在就可以贏得這個東西。

Them's the rules pair.

他們是規則對。

What's your guess?

你的猜測是什麼？

I'm rooting for you pair.

我支持你們兩個。

Not me.

不是我

Oh man.

哦，天啊

I really want that lifetime supply of chapstick.

我真的很想要那支終身供應的脣膏。

No kidding.

別開玩笑了

Because for you it be like to lifetime supplies.

因為對你來說，它就像一輩子的用品。

We seriously almost made it a whole video without a small joke.

我們認真的幾乎做了一整個視頻，沒有一個小笑話。

Orange.

橙色。

Okay, I've got my answer.

好吧，我已經得到了我的答案。

Here we go.

我們走吧

This is for all the marbles.

這是為了所有的彈珠。

My chapstick tastes like lemonade.

我的脣膏喝起來像檸檬水。

No, wait, Pink lemonade pair.

不，等等，粉紅檸檬水對。

I'm afraid you are correct.

恐怕你是對的。

Seriously, I'm serious pair.

說真的，我是認真的對。

You want a lifetime supply of chaps.

你想要一輩子的小褲褲供應。

Tag this.

標記這個。

This is amazing.

這是驚人的。

I never win these things.

我從來沒有贏過這些東西。

And here's your lifetime supply back around.

而這是你一生的供應回周圍。

Wait, that's the lifetime supply of chapstick over there.

等等，那邊是終身供應的脣膏。

So what did pair just put on a swim?

那麼，對剛剛穿上游泳的是什麼呢？

Wow.

哇哦

Looks like we got ourselves a sticky situation.

看來，我們得到了自己一個棘手的情況。