Yeah I do. How come?

有啊 怎麼了嗎?

Really?

真的? 那猜猜這是什麼音

Guess what note this is.

(又來了)

*angry music*

...好..來 1.一天到晚被測試

Okay... sure.

1.一天到晚被測試

*E flat on piano*

嗯...

Um......

.....這是

*running diagnostics sound effect*

E♭

*running diagnostics sound effect* That's a... E flat.

哇喔那這個呢

Whoa!

不要偷看不要偷看不要偷看

How about this note?

(你認真的嗎..)

*sinister sound effect*

A

Don't look.

哇喔

*Highest octave A on piano*

那...那這個呢

*running diagnostics sound effect* It's an... A.

*嘆氣*好

Wow.

這是g小調

Okay, how about this?

也就是 G B♭ D

*sigh*

不會吧

Okay.

好吧那這個呢

*G minor chord on piano*

這是 GG FU

*running diagnostics sound effect*

[絕對音感的種種困擾]

That's a G minor chord, so G, B flat, D.

2.出個錯就被批判

*sinister sound effect* No way.

嘿嘿嘿嘿 這什麼音?

Okay, how about this one?

老兄

*random pressing on piano*

現在早上七點我才剛起床

*crickets sound effect*

不知道啦

*random pressing on piano*

那你猜猜看嘛猜猜就好

*running diagnostics sound effect*

(我好想睡)

That's a GG, F you.

(為什麼)

*yawn*

(????)

Hey, hey, hey, what pitch is this?

B?

Dude...

不

*sleepy music* It''s 7 a.m. in the morning.

那不然是什麼

I just woke up. I can't tell...

是C!

No no, take a guess. Take a guess.

這算半音吧...而且我才剛起床..

*sigh* Okay, I dunno...

才不是

*'Pending' music*

對就是對 錯就是錯

B?

3.被當調音器對待

Nah!

嘿嘿嘿這是441(Hz) 還是442(Hz) 3.被當調音器對待

What was it?

不知道啦

It's a C!

我怎麼會知道

It's a semitone up. Look I just woke up. Sometimes I-

你真的有絕對音感的話就應該要聽得出來啊

*sigh*

絕對音感才不是這樣好嗎 算了隨便

Nah, it's either you got it or you don't!

不過其實是440(Hz)

*plays 'A' on tuner*

我只是想鬧鬧你（＠￣︶￣＠）

Hey, hey, hey. Is this 441 or 442?

4.被批評音準

*continues playing 'A' on tuner*

握握握握!!

I don't know. How am I meant to know?

怎麼會走音走成這樣?

But if you really have perfect pitch you should be able to tell.

我以為你有絕對音感!Σ(｀L_｀ ).

That's not how perfect pitch works. But okay...

真是浪費天分

It's actually 440. I'm just messing with you.

5.一堆假設性問題 嘿嘿嘿嘿

*rage sound effect*

你寧可做為一位沒有絕對音感的音樂神童

*out of tune violin playing*

還是做個有絕對音感的平凡人

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

呃 拉小提琴不需要絕對音感

Why are you playing so out of tune?

那我當神童吧

I thought you had perfect pitch!

哦好吧

*sigh*

那如果是音癡呢

What a waste of talent.

(浪費時間)

*rage intensifies*

嘿這是什麼調?

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

A小調

Would you rather be a prodigy, and not have perfect pitch?

6."真了不起啊 絕對音感先生"(不是你問的嗎)

Or have perfect pitch, and be mediocre?

(wtf)

Well, you don't need perfect pitch to play the violin so...

(夠了)

...yeah. Probably be a prodigy-

嘿嘿嘿 你知道這是什麼音嗎?

Okay. What if you're tone-deaf?

老兄 這沒有音調

Oh, man...

它只是單純的聲響

*J.S. Bach Violin Concerto in A minor*

不是吧

Hey, what key is this?

7."任何聲響都有音調" 我有個朋友能聽出任何聲響的音調

*J.S. Bach Violin Concerto in A minor*

不不不...(好想死)

A Minor.

聲響不是這樣...

*silence*

他可以聽出敲桌聲是A 椅子是G

Well, sorry.

群眾是C

Mr. Perfect Pitch.

RRRR

*sigh*

8.老被問有絕對音感是什麼感覺 絕對音感是什麼感覺?

Hey, hey, hey.

你怎麼分辨不同聲音的啊?

Can you tell me what note this is?

怎麼聽得出C是C?

*knocking sound*

......

Dude, there's no pitch in that.

嗯就像是

That's literally just noise.

凸(-_-ﾒ)啥?

No, that's not true.

就...整個音高

I have a friend that can hear literally every single note.

Brett我覺得好無力

No, no, no, that... *sigh*

什麼意思

that's not quite how acoustical sounds works-

我要消失了( ・᷄д・᷅ ) (

He can hear a table 'A',

去哪了

A chair 'G', a keyboard 'C'-

我的調音器去哪了?

*rage intensifies*

Argh!

Hey, what does it like to have a perfect pitch?

Like how do you hear the different sounds, you know?

Like why's- How's a 'C' just a 'C' in your head?

Yeah like-

What?

Just.. The whole pitch-

Brett.. I'm not feeling too well.

What do you mean?

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm fading...

Eddy!

Where's the-

Where's my pitch?!