So if the landlord asks if you've seen me, you haven't.

Nice to meet you too, but I'm actually not new here.

I've lived in this neighborhood for like five years.

I just don't leave the house during daylight hours, like ever.

I think we should all wear name tags around the apartment building.

It'd make things so much friendlier.

Don't you think?

I mean, I know everyone's name already anyway, but it'd be good for everyone else.

Oh, this is a cute place.

Not really how I would have furnished or decorated it whatsoever, but still cute.

Oh, what are you doing with the landscaping?

Why would you put a bush there?

It looks terrible.

You know, the guy who used to own your house, he never would've put a bush there.

You donut.

Hey neighbor, I saw you hired an electrician yesterday.

Next time don't throw away your money.

Just give me a call.

I can't promise I'll be happy to hear from you, but unlike them, I will actually fix the issue and only charge you a 12 pack of beer.

Wow, this is a really nice apartment.

How much money are you making to afford this view?

I'm sorry, was that an inappropriate question?

Excuse me, are you the one who keeps leaving his laundry in the dryer for hours and hours after it's done?

Your shirts are gonna be so wrinkled, it's going to take forever to iron them.

Look at your life, look at your choices.

You're welcome over anytime.

My door is always open.

Well, unless the door is closed, that is.

Then you better knock first because who knows what I'll be up to? (laughs)

Yeah.

I'll probably just be watching TV.

Hi, I brought you cookies.

Oh my gosh, but I didn't even ask if you have any food allergies.

What kind of a fool am I?

Hey there.

Sorry for knocking so furiously on your door.

I just keep seeing your dog in the yard and I really want to know his name so I can greet him properly when I walk by.

I was guessing his name is Roger.

Is that close?

So listen, if you don't see anyone in and out of this apartment for a few days or weeks or months, let's say hypothetically a year plus, don't assume I'm dead.

The last neighbor made that assumption and made for a very awkward check-in with the police.

Just want to let you know I'm here if you need anything.

♪ Like a good neighbor this guy is there ♪

(laughs) I mean, what our neighbors for?

And I know you'd be there for me if I ever needed anything, right?

Right, neighbor?

I'm afraid I'm not great at the whole neighborly thing.

Like don't come to my place asking to borrow a cup of sugar or whatever, because I probably won't have sugar in my apartment.

If you need life advice on the other hand, I've got lots of that.

But like actual useful assistance with day-to-day things, I'm not your guy.

I'm putting together a planning committee for the annual neighborhood charity festival.

I thought you'd be a great addition, so I went ahead and signed you up.

First meeting is Wednesday at 7:00 PM, I'll see you there.

I'm sorry if it was a bit noisy over at my place last night.

You might've heard a lot of weeping sounds, maybe some sobbing into a pillow.

Yeah, that was a movie I was watching.

A real long sad movie, on repeat, all night long.

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