Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Yeah.

是啊。

And that's how I got a date with Nicki Minaj.

這就是我和Nicki Minaj約會的原因。

Wow.

哇哦

Good story, man.

好故事，夥計。

I had the weirdest dream last night.

我昨晚做了一個最奇怪的夢。

Yeah.

是啊。

What happened?

怎麼了？

Well, for some reason, everyone in the kitchen was able to barf up whole fish, entire fish.

嗯，不知道為什麼，廚房裡的每個人都能吐出整條魚，整條魚。

I know, right?

我知道，對吧？

Super weird.

超級奇怪。

Not really sure it was a dream.

不太確定這是一個夢。

I mean, I can barf up a whole trout anytime I want.

我的意思是，我可以隨時吐出一整條鱒魚。

Yeah, me too.

是啊，我也是。

What?

什麼？

Sure.

當然可以

Watch by.

觀看者：

What's that?

那是什麼？

You try.

你來試試

There's no way I can't do that.

我不可能做不到。

Oh, really?

哦，真的嗎？

Well, what's happening?

那麼，發生了什麼？

Well oh.

嗯，哦。

Oh, it was just another dream.

哦，這只是另一個夢。

Dude, are you okay?

老兄，你還好嗎？

It sounded like you were sleep barfing or something.

聽起來你好像是在睡覺嘔吐什麼的。

Yeah, I guess I kind of was.

是啊，我想我是有點。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Let me pour you some medicine for that.

我給你倒點藥吧

I'm fine now.

我現在很好。

It was just Wait.

這只是等待。

Why is that pouring pop?

為什麼要倒掉汽水？

It's not.

不是這樣的

It's pouring down.

傾盆大雨。

Well, then why are we on the C leg then?

那我們為什麼要走C線？

We're not.

我們沒有

Dude, we're on the wall the wall dot Okay?

夥計，我們在牆上，牆上的點，好嗎？

Why?

為什麼？

Gravity is so messed up because fuck, Dude, you up?

地心引力太亂了，因為他媽的，老兄，你起來了嗎？

I'm not sure this might just be another dream.

我不確定這可能只是另一個夢。

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

Yeah, What happened?

是啊，怎麼了？

Look how small he is.

看他多小。

Orange you okay?

橙子你沒事吧？

No, I'm not okay.

不，我不好。

I'm stuck in the middle of some creepy weird fish bar perception Dream sequence.

我被困在一些令人毛骨悚然的怪魚吧感知夢境序列中。

Fish bar perception.

魚吧的看法。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

You mean you've never seen anyone barf up a fish?

你是說你從沒見過有人吐魚嗎？

What?

什麼？

Of course not.

當然不是。

And you've never stood on a wall and poured medicine sideways.

而你從來沒有站在牆上橫著倒藥。

Dude, you're talking crazy.

夥計，你說的是瘋話。

Yeah.

是啊。

Okay, now I know you're crazy.

好吧，現在我知道你是瘋了。

My mom I made it home.

我媽媽我回家了。

Yeah.

是啊。

What's up with orange?

橙子怎麼了？

No clue.

沒有線索。

He's going on about barfing a fish or something.

他在說吐魚什麼的。

That's so weird.

太奇怪了

Everyone knows there's no such thing as barfing up fish.

大家都知道，沒有吐魚這種事。

Only dolphins.

只有海豚。

I know, right?

我知道，對吧？

Care for some sealing team?

關心一些封殺團隊？

Don't mind if I deal.

不介意我發牌吧。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

And what?

還有什麼？

Yeah.

是啊。

Mm.

嗯。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Yo, yo, yo.

喲，喲，喲。

Heavy, shocked rubber fruit lovers.

重，震驚的橡膠果實愛好者。

It's your boy Little apple here with another Superfly challenge.

這是你的孩子小蘋果在這裡與另一個超級蝴蝶挑戰。

Video pro.

視頻專業。

What?

什麼？

Don't say Superfly.

不要說 "超級飛俠"。

What?

什麼？

No, no, but just don't What?

不，不，但就是不要什麼？

Okay, I'll make you a deal.

好吧，我跟你做個交易。

You can say Superfly when it's the year 1974 deal.

當是1974年的交易，你可以說是超級飛俠。

But it will never be the year 1974 again.

但再也不會是1974年了。

Exactly.

就是這樣

Okay, fine.

好吧，好吧。

Anyway, if you at home I've ever seen exception.

總之，如果你在家裡我見過例外。

You know, it's a movie about people who can't figure out if they're living in a dream or not.

你知道，這是一部關於人們不知道自己是否活在夢中的電影。

Ridiculous premise.

荒謬的前提。

Who can't tell whether they're in a dream or not?

誰也分不清自己到底是不是在夢裡？

You sound confident.

你聽起來很自信

Grapefruit.

柚子。

Well, yeah, it's my brand, so I guess you'll dominate today.

嗯，是的，這是我的品牌，所以我想你今天會佔主導地位。

It's the Fish Perception challenge.

這是魚兒的認知挑戰。

Uh, okay, now I know what the fish bar perception challenges, of course, but maybe you could explain the rules for the folks at home.

呃，好吧，現在我知道魚吧的認知挑戰是什麼了，當然，但也許你可以為家裡的人解釋一下規則。

It's super simple, both of us.

超簡單的，我們兩個人。

Guess if we're in a dream or not, who's ever right?

猜猜我們是不是在夢裡，誰永遠是對的？

Winds, Who's ever wrong?

風，誰錯過？

Loses and pray tell, How would someone know they're in a dream?

失落和祈禱告訴你，有人怎麼會知道自己在夢裡？

If you're in a dream, then something weird is bound to happen.

如果你在夢中，那麼一定會發生一些奇怪的事情。

So keep an eye out for anything strange.

所以要注意任何奇怪的事情。

Okay, at the moment, everything seems pretty normal.

好吧，目前看來，一切都很正常。

Kitchen looks difficult.

廚房看起來很難。

I'm as handsome as ever, Grandpa Lemon snapping on the ceiling as usual.

我還是一如既往的帥氣，檸檬爺爺照樣對著天花板啪啪啪。

Wait.

等一下

What the Who what?

什麼誰什麼？

The group I I bet after fish.

群我我賭魚後。

Yeah, that'll happen.

是的，這將會發生。

Dreams be crazy.

夢想是瘋狂的。

I see.

我明白了

We were in a dream the whole time.

我們一直都在夢中。

You're a quick one.

你是一個快速的人。

So ready to play the fish perception challenge?

那麼準備好玩魚的感知挑戰了嗎？

No sweat.

不出汗。

I'm obviously not in a dream anymore.

我顯然不是在夢裡了。

I just woke up.

我剛剛醒過來。

I'm going with real life.

我要用現實生活。

I'm sure about that.

我確信這一點。

Dude.

哥們兒

You could always be in a dream inside a dream, right?

你總能在夢裡做夢吧？

Like that's a thing.

就像那是一件事。

No, my Dominion of friend.

不，我的朋友的統治者。

I'm confident with my choice Ditches.

我對自己的選擇迪奇很有信心。

Real life.

真實的生活。

Final answer.

最後答案：

I mean, just look around us.

我的意思是，只要看看我們周圍。

My bed looks exactly the way it always looked.

我的床看起來和以前一模一樣。

Gravity apparently has no effect on that lamp.

重力顯然對那盞燈沒有影響。

Aquaman is president of the United States of Black Kartika.

阿卡曼是黑卡蒂卡合眾國的總統。

And I just heard myself then.

而我只是聽到自己當時的聲音。

And now I realize this is totally a dream within a Oh, man, those dorsal fins really do a number on your throat.

現在我意識到這完全是夢中之夢 哦，夥計，那些背鰭真的會讓你的喉嚨疼痛難忍。

I'm left 1 to 0.

我剩下的是1比0。

You had enough.

你受夠了

Oh, that's adorable.

哦，那是可愛的。

Little apple.

小蘋果。

A couple of fish parts aren't going to keep me from winning this thing.

幾條魚的零件不會讓我贏得這個東西。

Let's do another round right now.

我們現在再來一輪。

You and me, Round two.

你和我，第二輪。

Let's do it.

我們開始吧

So what's your pick?

那麼你的選擇是什麼？

Well, I've learned my lesson.

好吧，我已經吸取了教訓。

No matter how normal things seem, I'm still probably in a dream, so I'm going with in a dream.

不管看起來多麼正常的事情，我可能還是在夢中，所以我選擇了在夢中。

I'll take real life.

我將採取真實的生活。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

That's a point for all G money.

這是所有G錢的一點。

Go ahead, scoreboard.

來吧，記分牌。

Guy, Toss a point up there for me anytime now.

蓋伊，隨時隨地給我來一分。

Great effort.

巨大的努力。

Neither of us woke up.

我們都沒有醒過來。

You're right.

你是對的

Wait.

等一下

So that means this is real life.

所以，這意味著這是真實的生活。

What?

什麼？

Know what, bro?

知道嗎，兄弟？

How you just popped up a mass of fish?

你怎麼就蹦出了一大群魚？

Well, yeah, I had sushi for lying.

嗯，是的，我因為撒謊吃了壽司。

Seriously, Grandpa Lemon snapping on the ceiling again, huh?

說真的，檸檬爺爺又在天花板上啪啪啪了，哈？

What?

什麼？

Uh, where am I?

呃，我在哪裡？

This is ridiculous.

這太荒謬了。

That's it.

就這樣吧

I want my point.

我想要我的觀點。

And I want out of this dream.

而我想離開這個夢。

Grapefruit.

柚子。

You can't have either.

兩者不可兼得。

This is real life.

這就是現實生活。

Who are you?

你是誰？

I'm little Snapple.

我是小Snapple。

You don't recognize me?

你不認識我了？

We're friends.

我們是朋友

We've been doing this entire challenge video together.

我們一直在做這整個挑戰視頻一起。

Now we have not.

現在我們沒有。

I've been doing this video with little apple.

我和小蘋果一直在做這個視頻。

Little apple.

小蘋果。

Never heard of him.

從來沒有聽說過他。

What the Who the heck are you?

你到底是誰？

Little Scrabble?

小小的拼字遊戲？

Of course.

當然了

Okay, this challenge is over.

好了，這個挑戰已經結束了。

You win.

你贏了

Just let me wake up.

讓我醒來吧。

I want to wake up.

我想醒過來。

Well, it's starting to hit home.

好吧，它開始打家劫舍了。

This is real life.

這是真實的生活。

This is my life Now, my friend is a Scrabble piece.

這就是我的生活 現在，我的朋友是一個拼字片。

Well, great food.

嗯，食物很好吃。

Best make the best of it.

最好的讓它最好的。

Time to accept that.

是時候接受這個事實了。

You'll never I am I like Is this real?

你永遠不會我，我是我喜歡的，這是真的嗎？

Is what real?

什麼是真的嗎？

What's with you?

你怎麼了？

Till the challenges over What challenge?

直到挑戰結束 什麼挑戰？

Get ready for school already.

準備上學了。

You're gonna be late.

你會遲到的

I dreamt the whole thing, bro.

我夢見了整個事情，兄弟。

I've never been so happy.

我從來沒有這麼開心過。

You're not a Scrabble beach.

你不是一個拼字遊戲海灘。

What?

什麼？

Hurry for school.

快點上學去吧。

Her right for real life.

她對現實生活的權利。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Hey, Orange.

嘿，橙子。

Can you barf up a whole fish?

你能吐出一整條魚嗎？

Whole fish?

整條魚？

Well, that's ridiculous.

嗯，這是荒謬的。

How could I possibly could?

我怎麼可能會？

Well, i'll be How a trout.

好吧，我將是如何的鱒魚。

Dad.

爹

Oh, wow.

哦，哇。

Things happen at you Promised us I couldn't help it.

事情發生在你身上 答應我們，我不能幫助它。

It just came up.

它只是出現了。

Don't worry.

別擔心

I'll save us.

我去救我們

Just gotta cut the green wire.

只要把綠線剪斷就可以了

Dude, aren't you color blind?

老兄，你不是色盲嗎？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Wow.

哇哦

Yeah.

是啊。

Fish section is back.

魚的部分回來了。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

Yeah, but what are you laughing?

是啊，但你笑什麼？

A good.

一個好。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

是啊。

This funny face.

這個有趣的臉。

Black.

黑色的

Yeah.

是啊。

Hey, orange fish section is taking over.

嘿，橘子魚區佔據了。

Everyone has fish exception.

每個人都有魚例外。

What are they talking about?

他們在說什麼？

I feel fine.

我覺得很好。

Me too.

我也是

Yeah, there's no fish section going on here.

是的，這裡沒有魚的部分。

Orange.

橙色。

Even more fish exception is coming.

更多的魚例外的來了。

Look out!

小心！

More fish selection.

更多的魚選擇。

What are they talking about?

他們在說什麼？

I have no idea.

我不知道。

Mhm.

嗯

I feel something coming up to Are you kidding me?

我覺得有東西要來了，你在開玩笑吧？

Just a burp.

只是一個嗝。

Yeah.

是啊。

Why is this is only happening to Babe.

為什麼這種情況只發生在貝貝身上。

What everyone perception is back again.

大家認知的東西又回來了。

Look out!

小心！

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Yeah, it's happening.

是的，它的發生。

Hey, orange.

嘿，橙色。

Why do you have TNT in your mouth?

你嘴裡怎麼會有TNT？

Uh, with what is even happening?

呃，與什麼都發生了？

That's what I'm asking.

這就是我所問的。

This fish subject concepts have to end.

這個魚題概念要結束了。

Oh, no.

哦，不

Grapefruit just collected all the infinity stones.

柚子剛剛收集了所有的無限寶石。

You need to stop him before it's too late.

你要趁早阻止他，否則就太遲了。

Huh?

咦？

Wow, That was easier than expected.

哇，這比預想的要簡單。

Dare I say it was a real synapse bear?

我敢說那是一隻真正的突觸熊？

Orange.

橙色。

Orange?

橙子？

What's the matter?

怎麼了？

Oh, you're looking kind of green.

哦，你看起來有點綠。

I feel weird to know.

我覺得很奇怪，知道。

Not you, too.

不是你，也是。

Little apple there.

小蘋果有。

I don't feel so good.

我感覺不太好。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

Stop.

停止。

Ice cream and fish section is back.

冰淇淋和魚的部分回來了。

Now what?

現在怎麼辦？

On earth dies?

在地球上死亡？

Yeah.

是啊。

Wow.

哇哦

Heavens, yeah, that's it.

天啊，對，就是這樣。

I am leaving.

我要走了

I am confused and bewildered by what I am seeing here.

我對我在這裡看到的東西感到困惑和迷惑。

Uh, are you not having fun?

呃，你不開心嗎？

I most certainly I'm not.

我當然不是

I was hoping there would be more math.

我希望能有更多的數學。

Good blood.

好血統。

Is that baldy right behind you?

你身後的那個禿子嗎？

Or just a stack of TNT?

或者只是一堆TNT？