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Hey, gorgeous. How's it going?
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Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights.
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Does it get better than this?
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Question: you're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
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Ah, you see, perfect might be a problem.
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Had you said co-dependent or self-destructive...
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-Do you want a date Saturday? -Yes, please.
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Okay.
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He is cute, he's funny.
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-He's a "he"? -Well, yeah.
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Oh, God.
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I just...I thought.
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You're not, so good, Shelly. Okay.
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I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now.
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Okay. Bye-bye.
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It's hard to enjoy cup of ramen noodles after that.
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I mean, is that ridiculous?
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Can you believe she actually thought that?
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Um.. Yeah.
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Well, I mean, when I first met you...
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You know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be.
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-You did? -Yeah, but then.
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But then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
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Huh, did uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
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-I did. -Yeah, I think so, yeah.
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-Not me. -No, no, me neither.
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Although, uh, you know, back in college, uh, Susan Salidor did.
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You're kidding.
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-Did you tell her I wasn't? -No.
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Well, it's just 'cause uh...
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I-I kinda wanted to go out with her too
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So, uh, I told her, actually you were seeing, uh, Bernie Spellman who also liked her, so..
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Well, this is fascinating.
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So, uh, what is it about me?
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I don't know.
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'Cause you're smart, you're funny.
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Ross is smart and funny. You ever think that about him?
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Yeah, right!
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What is it?
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Okay, I-I don't know.
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You-you just...you have a quality.
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-Yes, right. -Exactly.
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Yeah, a quality.
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Oh, oh, a quality, good.
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Because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.