字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Hey, gorgeous. How's it going? Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. Does it get better than this? Question: you're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you. Ah, you see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said co-dependent or self-destructive... -Do you want a date Saturday? -Yes, please. Okay. He is cute, he's funny. -He's a "he"? -Well, yeah. Oh, God. I just...I thought. You're not, so good, Shelly. Okay. I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now. Okay. Bye-bye. It's hard to enjoy cup of ramen noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that? Um.. Yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you... You know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be. -You did? -Yeah, but then. But then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not. Huh, did uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? -I did. -Yeah, I think so, yeah. -Not me. -No, no, me neither. Although, uh, you know, back in college, uh, Susan Salidor did. You're kidding. -Did you tell her I wasn't? -No. Well, it's just 'cause uh... I-I kinda wanted to go out with her too So, uh, I told her, actually you were seeing, uh, Bernie Spellman who also liked her, so.. Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me? I don't know. 'Cause you're smart, you're funny. Ross is smart and funny. You ever think that about him? Yeah, right! What is it? Okay, I-I don't know. You-you just...you have a quality. -Yes, right. -Exactly. Yeah, a quality. Oh, oh, a quality, good. Because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.