Immigration Reform President Biden made it clear that he will deliver on his campaign promise to use a bipartisan approach to treating immigrants inhumanely.

移民改革總統拜登明確表示，他將兌現競選承諾，用兩黨合作的方式來對待非人道的移民。

The overwhelming majority of people coming to the border and crossing are being sent back are being sent back.

絕大多數來邊境和過境的人都是被送回來的。

Thousands.

數千人。

Tens of thousands of people who are who are over 18 years of age and single people one at a time coming have been sent back by in there, showing strength by pushing back so aggressively against accusations of decency.

數以萬計的人是誰超過18歲，單身的人一次次來的人都被裡面的人送回去了，如此積極地反擊指責體面，顯示了力量。

There was not one question today about Covid.

今天沒有一個關於科維德的問題。

Do you think Americans should try dying of Covid at the border so it gets some attention?

你覺得美國人應該試試在邊境死於科維德，這樣就會引起一些關注嗎？

You know the reason why President Biden didn't focus that much time on the pandemic today is because that's really all he's been talking about since he came into office on January 20th really trying to make it crystal clear what he's doing to roll back what he considers a failed response from the previous administration.

你知道為什麼拜登總統今天沒有把那麼多時間放在疫情上的原因是，自從他1月20日上任以來，他一直在談論這個問題，他真的試圖讓它清晰地表明他正在做什麼，以扭轉他認為前政府失敗的反應。

Yeah, look, I get why the media would skip over the systemic failure affecting every moment of everyone's lives.

是的，聽著，我明白為什麼媒體會跳過系統性的失敗，影響到每個人生活的每一刻。

Sorry, Covid.

對不起，Covid。

Comey.

科米。

When you appeal to my racial panic, Listen, I do give Biden credit for saying we have room for migrant Children in this country and the highly unlikely chance they can't fit within the space of his baffled plazas.

當你呼籲我的種族恐慌時，聽著，我確實給拜登點贊，因為他說我們有空間給這個國家的移民兒童，以及他們在他的困惑廣場的空間內無法適應的極不可能的機會。

Yeah, you know, I was in the room, and I thought Biden proved his Doubters that he can easily handle reporters questions for maximum of 70 minutes before having to take a piss.

是啊 我當時也在房間裡 我覺得拜登證明了他的 "懷疑論 "者可以輕鬆應對記者的提問 最多70分鐘就會小便。

I am not surprised.

我並不驚訝。

The word urine in some form has appeared twice in the show in the first couple of minutes.

在節目的前幾分鐘，尿這個詞以某種形式出現了兩次。

Next, the Metamucil money daddy President Biden was asked about ending the filibuster and ushering in the radical fringe political system known as simple majority rule.

接下來，美塔木西爾錢爸爸總統拜登被問及結束 "拉布 "和迎來被稱為簡單多數制的激進邊緣政治制度的問題。

I think my Republican colleagues are going to have to determine whether or not we want to work together, or they decide that the way in which they want to proceed is to is to just, um, decide to divide the country, continue the politics of division.

我認為我的共和黨同事們將不得不決定我們是否要一起工作，或者他們決定他們想要進行的方式是，嗯，決定分裂國家，繼續分裂的政治。

That was an unforced error by Biden to refer to Republicans as colleagues and not perpetually goalpost moving demons, which are the things Biden wants to do, worth getting rid of the thing that prevents doing them.

這是拜登的一個無心之失，他把共和黨人稱為同事，而不是永遠的門柱移動的惡魔，這是拜登想做的事情，值得擺脫阻止做這些事情的事情。

You know, if you couldn't even get a single Republican to get on board with the American rescue plan, which the overwhelming number of Americans supported, you know, the question becomes, How can you get any Republican support for other things he wants to accomplish having to do with immigration or climate change?

你知道，如果你連一個共和黨人都無法獲得美國救援計劃的支持，而絕大多數美國人都支持這個計劃，你知道，問題就變成了，你怎麼能獲得任何共和黨人的支持，他想完成的其他事情，與移民或氣候變化有關？

Look, Americans don't want laws passed by simple 51 vote majority.

聽著，美國人不希望法律被簡單的51票多數通過。

The idea isn't strong enough if it doesn't get an extra nine rich assholes onboard dismantling Jim Crow.

如果不能讓額外的9個有錢的混蛋加入拆除吉姆-克勞的行列，這個想法就不夠強烈。

That's a job for who else but Strom Thurmond eulogizing Joe Biden.

這活兒，除了斯特羅姆-瑟蒙德悼念喬-拜登，還有誰能幹？

Wait, I have something really important to share.

等等，我有很重要的事情要分享。

Did you all know that 51 is not a prime number?

大家知道51不是質數嗎？

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

Why do I have math on the brain?

為什麼我腦子裡有數學？

Kylie's stop nerd ng out.

凱莉的停止nerd ng出來。

Pardon me while I go clink some beakers together.

對不起，我去把酒杯碰在一起。

JK jk Sorry, just to get things back on track.

JK jk 對不起，只是想讓事情回到正軌。

I like it when people work together because that's usually how we get pulled out of a waterfall.

我喜歡大家一起合作，因為這通常是我們被拉出瀑布的方式。

Oh, that's been a few times that we have had to do that, and it's always been fun.

哦，這已經是我們不得不做的幾次了，它總是很有趣。

Now moving on.

現在繼續前進。

Biden addressed the question on his $3 trillion infrastructure bill.

拜登就其3萬億美元的基礎設施法案發表了講話。

Taking the controversial stands up betting on the country we are currently in.

以我們目前所處的國家為例，採取有爭議的站式投注。

There's so much we can do that's good stuff, makes people healthier and creates good jobs.

我們能做的事情太多了，這些都是好東西，讓人們更健康，創造好的就業機會。

If Biden pushes this infrastructure bill through budget reconciliation, won't that cut Senate Republicans out of the process of stopping the process indefinitely?

如果拜登通過預算調節推動這項基礎設施法案，豈不是讓參議院共和黨人無限期地退出了阻止這一進程？

Well, that's the whole reason why they used reconciliation for the first covid rescue plan that we saw because they couldn't get any Republican support.

這就是為什麼他們用和解的方式來進行我們所看到的第一個拯救計劃的原因 因為他們無法得到任何共和黨的支持。

And right now, we don't know exactly what the next piece the infrastructure plan looks like.

而現在，我們還不知道下一步的基建計劃到底是什麼樣的。

Although that big price tag you just mentioned has been floated.

雖然你剛才說的那個大價錢已經浮出水面。

You know, folks need help.

你知道，人們需要幫助。

I spent my entire stimulus check on a soda machine, turns out, needs a bunch of other stuff to make it do it.

我把我所有的經濟刺激支票都花在了蘇打機上，結果發現，需要一堆其他的東西才能讓它做起來。

Oh, for sure, it's not as simple as plugging it in junior, as we discussed in a sign that the American public is extremely confident the president is healthy, the press gingerly asked if after two months as president, he was ready to retire.

哦，當然，這不是簡單的插入它的初級，正如我們討論的那樣，美國公眾對總統的健康非常有信心，媒體輕聲問道，在擔任總統兩個月後，他是否準備退休。

My plan is the run for re election.

我的計劃是競選重選。

That's my expectation.

這是我的期望。

I'm a great respecter of fate.

我是一個很尊重命運的人。

I've never been able to plan.

我從來沒有計劃過。

4.5.

4.5.

3.5 years ahead for certain.

未來3.5年一定。

Do you believe you'll be running against former President Trump?

你相信你會和前總統特朗普競選嗎？

Oh, come on.

哦，來吧。

I don't even think about I don't I have no idea who I love.

我甚至不考慮我不我不知道我愛的是誰。

The media starting the horse race before the horses.

媒體先於馬匹開始賽馬。

Mama and Papa have even gotten it on with a I think this question should have been asked the moment by and took his hand off that inauguration Bible.

媽媽和爸爸甚至還搞了一個我覺得這個問題應該由問的那一刻，把他的手從那本就職聖經上拿下來。

Is it already too late to start talking about 2032?

現在才開始談2032年，是不是已經太晚了？

I mean, look, even though he has just taken office, the truth is, politically, everyone in the parties are already thinking about 2024.

我的意思是，你看，儘管他剛剛上任，但事實上，從政治上講，各方的人都已經在考慮2024年了。

And because he hadn't launched his reelection campaign yet, and typically that's been done by this point.

而且因為他還沒有發起連任競選，通常這時已經完成了。

It was a question.

這是一個問題。

He also said that Camilla would definitely be his VP.

他還說，卡米拉一定會成為他的副總裁。

Okay, it is not up to Biden to decide whether Kamala runs again.

好吧，卡馬拉是否再次參選，不是拜登能決定的。

She is a strong independent cog in the establishment.

她是建制派中一個強有力的獨立齒輪。

Okay, absolutely.

好吧，絕對的。

Whoa.

哇。

Hold on.

等一下

Breaking news.

爆炸性新聞。

Junior, Are you in the Oval Office?

小詹姆斯，你在總統辦公室嗎？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Yep.

是的。

Nice.

很好啊

And how did you get there?

你又是怎麼去的？

Let's just say security doesn't have time to do a clearance Check if your skip singing.

就說安全人員沒時間做檢查，檢查你是否跳過唱歌。

But I will be honest.

但我會說實話。

The big scary guys outside the door are not happy, Junior.

門外的那些恐怖的大塊頭不高興了，少年。

I'm sure they're just jealous of you.

我相信他們只是嫉妒你。

Mhm.

嗯

Mhm.

嗯

Yeah, Mhm.

是的，嗯