Name: Tariq的Irk名單。"我可以不在乎"，新的R&B廣告-Libs｜吉米-法倫主演的今夜秀。 (Tariq’s Irk List: "I Could Care Less," New R&B Ad-Libs | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon)
Uploaded: 2021-03-26T18:15:59.000Z
Duration: 6 min 43 s

-Well, hey, guys, it is March, late March,

-嘿，夥計們，現在是三月，三月底。

and that means that it's time for people to --

這意味著，現在是時候讓人們 --

-你確定？你確定？ - 你看起來不怎麼樣

-No, I'm just, you know, thinking of some new entries

-不，我只是，你知道的，在想一些新的作品。

-Come on, man. You know, it's a list that I keep

-來吧，夥計你知道，這是我一直以來的清單。

現在是 "塔裡克的伊爾克名單 "的時候了!

-所以，我女兒昨晚把我叫醒了。

You know I haven't been eating meat, girl. I'm weak."

你知道我一直沒有吃肉，姑娘。我很虛弱。"

-So, she says she thinks she heard a ghost.

-所以，她說她認為她聽到了鬼魂的聲音。

Now, no disrespect to people who believe in the supernatural --

現在，沒有不尊重的人 誰相信在超自然 -

I definitely believe energy just transfers and never dies.

我絕對相信能量只是轉移，永遠不會消失。

But I don't really buy into the concept of the traditional,

mischievous, "boo," Scooby-Doo variety of ghosts, Jimmy.

調皮，"噓"，史酷比各種鬼，吉米。

I go, "Child, there's no way ghosts exist."

我說："孩子，鬼不可能存在。"

which at this point, is pretty much all she ever says to me.

在這一點上，是幾乎所有 她曾經對我說。

I produce proof to support anything I ever said --

我拿出證據來證明我說過的任何話 --

complete this CAPTCHA screen, identify all the fire hydrants,

完成這個驗證碼螢幕，確定所有的消防栓。

stop lights, and bridges. It's a bit much.

紅綠燈，和橋樑。這是一個有點多。

有人在YouTube上證實了這一點。"

And she goes, "Why didn't you say that in the first place?"

她說："你為什麼不一開始就說呢？"

And then I tell her, "Because I'm kidding."

然後我告訴她，"因為我是在開玩笑。"

It's actually because I know way too many vengeful,

其實是因為我認識的復仇者太多。

that would have come back a long time ago to haunt somebody,

那會在很久之前就會回來糾纏某人。

It takes one to know one, and I'm that type of person, Jimmy.

這需要一個人去了解一個人，而我就是那種人，吉米。

I'm still mad at you for something you said to me

我還在為你對我說的話而生氣呢

但如果我死了，以鬼魂的身份回來。

So, I'm up now. I can't get back to sleep.

所以，我現在起來了。我睡不著了

Instinctively, she immediately does something that irks me,

本能地，她馬上做出一些讓我不爽的事情。

because for her not to do so would be too much like right.

And she goes, "It's 3:00 a.m. in the morning."

And that's like nails on a chalkboard for me,

這對我來說就像黑板上的釘子。

is already indicative of it being in the morning.

We didn't need both. It's one or the other.

我們不需要兩個都要。要麼選擇一個，要麼選擇另一個。

So consider yourself irk-listed. -Okay, alright, yeah, okay.

所以，考慮你自己的惱怒名單。-好吧，好吧，好吧，好吧。

-I mean, at this point, she basically has a high score.

-我的意思是，在這一點上，她基本上有一個高分。

我是醒著的，夥計。我是 "醒 "醒的。

So I go, hey, I'm going to try and get some work done.

所以，我走了，嘿，我要去嘗試，並得到一些工作。

And she's all, "This is a personal problem.

And it irks me that we're cool as a society

我很不爽，我們這個社會很冷靜。

that it means we actually could not care less.

and use the word couldn't, but we just can't be bothered

用 "不能 "這個詞，但我們就是不忍心。

with the business of adding that one apostrophe "nt"

So, like, I'm a little angry, just a little bit,

所以，喜歡，我有點生氣，只是一點點。

you know what I mean? I'm not "angry" angry.

你知道我的意思嗎？我不是 "生氣 "生氣。

-Have I ever -- Have I ever taken irked shower?

-我有沒有... 我有沒有洗過惱怒的澡？

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