GOOD TO SEE YOU.

很高興見到你。

I'M APLAWGD FOR YOU, BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT!

我為你感到高興，因為你值得擁有！

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

我是你的主播，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

AMERICA HAS BEEN THROUGH A LOT IN THE LAST YEAR-- THE LAST

美國在過去的一年裡經歷了很多事情--過去的一年裡

WEEK.

本週。

WE'RE ALL STILL TRYING TO WRAP OUR MINDS AROUND THE INCIDENTS

我們都還在嘗試著去理解事件的真相

IN BOLDER AND ATLANTA AND WHAT SHOULD BE DONEUIN RESPONSE TO

在BOLDER和ATLANTA，以及應採取什麼行動來回應？

THIS VIOLENCE.

這種暴力。

SOME ARE CALLING ON THE CONGRESS TO PASS GUN CONTROL, WHILE

有些人呼籲國會通過槍支管制，而

OTHERS ARE CALLING ON THE N.R.A.

其他人也在呼籲N.R.A.

TO PASS THE MONEY BUCKET, BECAUSE THE REPUBLICANS ARE

遞上錢袋子，因為共和黨人是

TRYING THE SAME OLD CYNICAL TRICK OF SWITCHING THE SUBJECT

嘗試同樣的舊的週期性伎倆，切換主題。

AWAY FROM GUNS OR THINGS LIKE MENTAL HEALTH, OR VIDEO GAMES

遠離槍支或類似心理健康的東西，或視頻遊戲。

OR, "LOOK OVER THERE!

或者，"看那邊！

IT'S A DR. SEUSS-THEMED GAY WEDDING CAKE FOR THE MARRIAGE

It's a Dr. SEUSS-Themed GAY WEDD CAKE for the MARRIAGE.SEUSS主題的同志婚禮蛋糕，為婚姻。

OF PEPE LE PEW AND MR. POTATO HEAD!"

的PEPE LE PEW和先生。洋芋頭！"

BUT "THE NEW YORK TIMES" LOOKED AT THE DATA AND CONCLUDED,

但 "紐約時報 "看了數據後得出結論：

"WHY DOES THE U.S. HAVE SO MANY MASS SHOOTINGS?

"為什麼美國有這麼多大規模的槍擊事件？

THE RESEARCH IS CLEAR: GUNS."

研究結果是明確的：槍支。"

YES, WE HAVE MORE GUNS.

是的，我們有更多的槍。

THAT'S WHY WE LEAD THE WORLD IN GUN VIOLENCE, SAME WAY WE HAVE

這就是為什麼我們在槍支暴力方面引領世界，我們也是這樣做的

MORE MONSTER TRUCKS, WHICH IS WHY WE LEAD THE WORLD IN

更多的怪獸卡車，這就是為什麼我們在世界範圍內領先。

CRUSHING PERFECTLY FINE CARS FOR NO REASON.

毫無理由地粉碎完美的好車。

HOW MANY GUNS, YOU MAY ASK.

你可以問有多少支槍？

THE U.S., WITH ABOUT 4.4% OF THE GLOBAL POPULATION, OWNS 42% OF

美國佔全球人口的4.4%，卻擁有42%的市場份額。

THE WORLD'S GUNS.

世界上的槍支：

SO IF THIS WAS A PIE CHART, WE'D HAVE ALL THE PIE.

所以，如果這是一個餡餅圖， 我們會有所有的餡餅。

AND FOR THE RECORD, AMERICA DOES HAVE ALL THE PIE.

順便說一下，美國確實擁有所有的派。

AND THE THING IS, THE UNITED STATES IS NOT ACTUALLY MORE

而問題是，美國實際上並沒有更多。

PRONE TO CRIME THAN OTHER DEVELOPED COUNTRIES.

比其他發達國家更容易發生犯罪。

IT'S JUST THAT, BECAUSE OF GUNS, CRIME BECOMES MORE LETHAL HERE.

只是因為有了槍支，這裡的犯罪變得更加殘忍。

FOR EXAMPLE, A NEW YORKER IS JUST AS LIKELY TO BE ROBBED AS

比如說，一個紐約人被搶劫的可能性就和其他紐約人一樣大。

A LONDONER, BUT THE NEW YORKER IS 54 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO BE

一個倫敦人，但紐約人是54倍的可能性是。

KILLED IN THE PROCESS, BECAUSE IN LONDON, IT'S MOSTLY KNIFE

在這個過程中被殺，因為在倫敦，它是致命的刀。

CRIME, AND OVER THERE, THEY HOLD THE KNIFE IN THE LEFT HAND.

犯罪，而在那邊，他們左手拿著刀。

OUR GUN VIOLENCE IS DIFFERENT, BECAUSE WE HAVE GUNS.

我們的槍支暴力是不同的，因為我們有槍。

AND UNTIL THAT CHANGES, NOTHING WILL CHANGE, AND THAT WON'T

在改變之前，什麼都不會改變，也不會改變。

CHANGE UNTIL EVERYBODY VOTES.

改變，直到每個人都投票。

OF COURSE, SOME PEOPLE MIGHT BE UNHAPPY HOW YOU VOTE AND TO TRY

當然，有些人可能會對你的投票方式不滿意，並試圖

TO CHANGE THAT THROUGH VIOLENCE.

通過暴力來改變這一切。

CASE IN POINT: FEDERAL PROSECUTORS ARE COMING DOWN ON

案例分析：聯邦檢察官正在對其進行調查。

CAPITOL RIOTERS LIKE A FLAGPOLE- WIELDING MANIAC.

CAPITOL RIOTERS LIKE A FLAGPOLE-WIELDING MANIAC。

AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT'S "SEDITIONIST

而我將在今晚的 "保守派 "節目中告訴你一切

ROUND-UP ROUNDUP."

ROUND-UP ROUNDUP。"

>> YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO STEER CLEAR OF THESE MOO-CHEBAGS."

>> "你要避開這些笨蛋"

>> Stephen: THANK YOU, BESSY.

>> 謝謝你，BESSY。

THE LATEST INSURRECTIONIST TO SURRENDER TO THE F.B.I. IS SARA

最新向F.B.I.投誠的保險業者是SARA

CARPENTER, WHO IS A FORMER SPOKESPERSON FOR THE NEW YORK

卡彭特，他是《紐約時報》的前發言人。

CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT.

市警察局。

OH, SUCH A SHAME.

哦，真丟人。

ALL THAT GOOD PRESS FOR THE N.Y.P.D. STRAIGHT DOWN THE

紐約警局的所有好新聞都是直奔主題而來

DRAIN.

排水。

ACCORDING TO PROSECUTORS, CARPENTER WAS CAPTURED ON

根據檢察官的說法，木匠被抓獲時

SECURITY FOOTAGE OF THE RIOT, FESTIVELY SHAKING A TAMBOURINE

騷亂的安全鏡頭，激烈地震撼著Tambourine。

INSIDE THE CAPITOL ROTUNDA.

首都輪迴賽的內部。

IT WAS THE MOST FESTIVE ATTEMPTED COUP SINCE THE CZAR

這是自CZAR以來最熱鬧的一次嘗試性合作。

WAS DEPOSED BY TROTSKY WITH MARACAS.

是特羅茨基和馬拉卡斯的存款。

WE DON'T HAVE THE FOOTAGE YET, BUT PROSECUTORS SAY IT DEPICTS

我們還沒拿到錄像，但檢察官說它代表了什麼？

CARPENTER WEARING A RED HAT, GREEN COAT, AND BLACK BOOTS AS

戴紅帽、穿綠大衣、穿黑鞋的木匠。

SHE TWIRLS AROUND AND SHAKES THE TAMBOURINE.

她轉了一圈，搖了搖坦布爾酒。

IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT AN ANGRY MOB IS ATTACKING YOU AT YOUR

憤怒的暴徒在你身邊攻擊你，這已經夠糟了。

WORKPLACE.

工作場所：

IT'S EVEN WORSE THAT ONE OF THEM IS DOING THIS:

更糟糕的是，他們中的一個人正在這樣做。

STOP THE STEAL!

停止偷竊！

STOP, STOP THE STEAL!

停止，停止偷竊！

TREASON, TREASON!

叛逆，叛逆！

TREASON, IS THE REASON!

叛逆，就是理由！"。

( LAUGHTER ) I'M SURPRISED MIKE PENCE DIDN'T

我很驚訝邁克-彭斯沒有這樣做

HANG HIMSELF.

杭自己。

SO...

所以...

HOW DID THEY CATCH HER?

他們怎麼抓到她的？

WELL, APPARENTLY, CARPENTER WAS RATTED OUT TO THE F.B.I. BY AN

好吧，顯然，卡彭特被一個人向FBI告發了。

ANONYMOUS TIPSTER.

佚名的小費。

AND THIS TRUE?

這是真的嗎？

I'M BEING TOLD WE HAVE TAPE OF THE TIPSTER.

我被告知，我們有帶子的TIPSTER。

>> PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO ARREST MY NEIGHBOR.

>> 拜託，你必須逮捕我的鄰居。

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, THE JANGLING!

我不能再忍受了，啷噹！

IT'S LIKE A DRUM, BUT ALSO LIKE SOMEBODY'S THROWING A BUNCH OF

這就像一個鼓，但也像有人扔了一大堆。

KEYS INTO A STEEL BARREL.

鑰匙進入一個鋼桶。

IT'S LIKE SOMEONE PUT A COINSTAR MACHINE INSIDE A WASHING

就像有人在洗衣機裡放了一臺幣星機一樣

MACHINE.

機器。

OH, GOD!

哦，天哪！

SHE'S GONNA DO A SOLO.

她要做一個獨奏。

COME QUICK!

快來！

>> Stephen: AFTER RECEIVING THE TIP, THE F.B.I. CALLED

>> 史蒂芬：收到線報後，F.B.I.打電話給我。

CARPENTER IN FOR QUESTIONING, AND LATER RECOVERED THE

木匠在接受詢問時，後來又恢復了

TAMBOURINE.

坦布林：

NO, LET HER GO!

不，讓她走！

ARREST THE TAMBOURINE.

逮捕坦布林。

SEND IT TO A SUPER-MAX PRISON!

把它送進超級大監獄！

OR THROW IT INTO MOUNT DOOM!

或者把它扔進厄運山!

FUN FACT-- PLUS IT'S FUN.

有趣的事實 -- 加上它的樂趣。

CARPENTER ISN'T JUST AN EX-COP AND CURRENT TAMBOURINE PLAYER.

卡彭特不僅僅是一名前科普球員和目前的坦布林球員。

SHE'S ALSO AN ENTREPRENEUR WHO INVENTED A SPECIAL "SOFT

她也是一個發明了一種特殊的 "軟 "的企業家。

RETRACTABLE LEASH WITH A POCKET FOR WASTE BAGS."

可回收的帶垃圾袋口袋的皮套。"

PRESUMABLY FOR DOGS, BUT ALSO HANDY FOR CLEANING UP AFTER HER

專為狗狗而設，但也便於狗狗之後的清潔工作。

FELLOW RIOTERS.

忠實的暴徒。

BECAUSE THEY POOPED IN THE CAPITOL.

因為他們在首都拉屎了。

WHAT?

什麼？

I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYBODY UNDERSTANDS THE

我只是想確保每個人都能理解這一點

REFERENCE.

參考資料：

IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

已經有一段時間了。

NEXT UP-- SAL LOVES THAT.

下一個... ... SAL喜歡這樣。

IS THIS MIC ON?

這是麥克風嗎？

NEXT UP ON THE ROUNDUP, IT'S A SEDITIONIST ROUNDUP ROUND-UP

下一個綜述，這是一個SEDITIONIST的綜述綜述。

UPDATE.

更新：

YOU MAY REMEMBER RECENTLY WHEN WE PROFILED RIOTER

你可能還記得前不久我們介紹了Rioter的情況。

TIMOTHY HALE-CUSANELLI, SEEN HERE CELEBRATING NEW YORK

TIMOTHY HALE-CUSANELLI，在這裡看到的是紐約的慶祝活動。

FASCIST WEEK.

法西斯周。

THIS WASN'T HEIL-MUSSOLINI'S FIRST BRUSH WITH THE LAW,

這不是Heil -MUSSOLINI第一次與法律擦肩而過。

BECAUSE WE'VE SINCE LEARNED HE'S GOT A RAP SHEET DATING ALL THE

因為我們已經知道他有一張和所有的人約會的說唱表。

WAY BACK TO 2010 WHEN HE WAS ARRESTED WITH A MAKESHIFT GUN

早在2010年，他就帶著一把衝鋒槍被捕了。

BEARING THE WORDS "WHITE IS RIGHT," BECAUSE HE WAS "SHOOTING

帶著 "白人是對的 "這句話，因為他是 "開槍"。

FROZEN CORN AT HOUSES IN HOWELL, NEW JERSEY."

"在新澤西州HOWELL的房子裡的凍玉米。"

WE SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING AGES AGO, JUST BASED ON THOSE

我們應該已經看到了這個未來幾年，只是基於這些。

ADS.

ADS：

♪ HEIL, HEIL, HEIL!

嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿！

WHITE POWER! ♪ ( LAUGHTER ).

白色的力量！ （笑）：

>> Stephen: UNBELIEVABLE.

>> 史蒂芬：不可置信。

THERE'S SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT TODAY.

今天有很多事情要談。

BUT LET'S GET TO THE BIG STORY ABOUT THE BIG PROBLEM:

但是，讓我們來談談這個大問題的大故事。

THE SUEZ CANAL IS BLOCKED AFTER A GIANT CONTAINER SHIP GOT

蘇伊士運河在一艘巨大的集裝箱船遇難後被封鎖。

STUCK.

STUCK.

SO IT'S TIME FOR OUR FIRST-EVER, RECURRING CANAL-BASED ALERT

所以，現在是我們有史以來第一次的、循環的、基於運河的警報的時候了。

SEGMENT: ♪ ♪ ♪

部門：

LET'S JUMP RIGHT IN THE WATER.

讓我們直接跳進水裡吧。

THERE SHE IS, THE MASSIVE GROUNDED VESSEL, THE

她就在那裡，大型的地面飛行器。

"EVER GIVEN," OPERTED BY THE SHIPPING COMPANY EVERGREEN,

"EVER GIVEN"，由航運公司EVERGREEN編輯。

OBVIOUSLY EN ROUTE TO MAKE A VITAL DELIVERY OF LATE-MARCH

顯然正在趕往3月下旬的重要交貨地點。

CHRISTMAS TREES.

CHRISTMAS TREES.

THE SITUATION STARTED YESTERDAY WHEN POWERFUL WINDS FORCED THE

這種情況從今天開始，強大的風勢逼迫了

SHIP AGROUND ON ONE OF THE CANAL'S BANKS, BLOCKING NEARLY

船隻在運河的一個岸邊轉了一圈，幾乎阻斷了運河。

THE ENTIRE WIDTH OF THE CANAL.

整個運河的寬度。

I GET IT.

我得到它。

AFTER A YEAR OF QUARANTINE, NOTHING FITS ANYMORE.

經過一年的配額，沒有什麼合適的了。

THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT THAT SHIP INTO THEIR STRETCHY

他們應該把那艘船放進他們的緊身衣裡。

CANAL-- YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE DENIM, BUT GIVES?

運河... 你知道，一個看起來像牛仔布，但給？

AND IT'S SMART ENOUGH TO GO FROM SOFA TO BRUNCH.

而且它的智能程度足以從沙發到午餐。

I'LL GIVE YOU A SENSE OF HOW HUGE THESE CONTAINER SHIPS ARE,

我會讓你感受到這些集裝箱船有多大。

THIS ONE IS AS LONG AS NEW YORK'S EMPIRE STATE BUILDING IS

這一個是紐約帝國大廈的長度。

TALL.

高大。

WELL, THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM.

好吧，這就是你的問題。

YOU SHOULD HAVE SAILED IT THROUGH UPRIGHT.

你應該把它豎著航過去的。

NOW, YOU LANDLUBBERS OUT THERE ONES WHO TONIGHT HAVE HATS THIS

現在，你們這些陸戰隊員今晚要戴上帽子了。

NICE, PROBABLY LEARNED ABOUT THIS STORY FROM

很好，可能是在這裡瞭解到這個故事的。

VARIOUS SHORE-BASED NEWS OUTLETS, BUT I'M A MAN OF THE

各種岸上的新聞報道，但我是一個人的。

SEA, A SALTY DOG.

海，一隻鹹狗。

SO I'VE BEEN TRACKING THIS BRINY PICKLE FROM THE MOMENT-- FROM

所以，我一直在跟蹤這個BRINY泡菜 從那一刻起，從

THE MOMENT IT BEGAN, RIGHT HERE, ON MY MARINE TRAFFIC

它開始的那一刻，就在這裡，在我的海上交通上。

APP.

APP。

IT SHOWS YOU THE REAL-TIME LOCATION OF EVERY REGISTERED

它向您展示每個註冊用戶的實時位置。

SEAFARING VESSEL ON THE PLANET.

地球上的航海船：

JIMMY, THROW THIS UP ON THE SCREEN THERE.

JIMMY，把這個扔到那邊的螢幕上。

BOOM!

轟！

RIGHT THERE.

就在那裡。

THAT IS A LIVE PICTURE OF THE "EVER GIVEN" BLOCK THE CANAL.

這是一個活生生的圖片 "永遠給 "塊運河。

STATUS: STOPPED.

狀態：停止。

SPEED: 0 KNOTS.

速度：0節。

AND WHEN I SWIPE RIGHT...

當我向右滑動... ...

OOH!

哦！

WE'RE A MATCH.

我們是一場比賽。

MEET ME IN THE MEDITERRANEAN.

在地中海見我。

I'LL BE WEARING A TUGBOAT.

我將穿上TUGBOAT。

NOW, I DID NOT IMAGINE WHEN I READ IN THE SCRIPT THAT I'D BE

當我讀到這段話時，我沒有想象到我會...

WEARING A HAT THAT I'D BE WEARING IT THIS LONG.

戴著一頂帽子，我會戴著它這麼久。

NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT OFF.

不，我不能把它關閉。

I CAN'T TAKE IT OFF.

我不能把它關閉。

IT SAYS IN THE SCRIPT THAT I'VE GOT A HAT ON.

劇本里說我戴著帽子。

NOW, AFTER 150 YEARS, THE SUEZ IS STILL A MAJOR SHIPPING ROUTE,

現在，經過150年的發展，蘇伊士河仍然是一條重要的運輸路線。

AND THERE'S STERN-TO-BOW TRAFFIC THROUGHOUT THE CANAL.

而且還有船頭到船尾的交通，貫穿運河。

SO AUTHORITIES ARE TRYING THEIR BEST TO DISLODGE THE VESSEL.

所以，當局正在盡力拆除這艘船。

HERE'S THE FULL FLEET OF ONE BULLDOZER TRYING TO DIG IT OUT.

這裡是全隊的一個鬥牛士試圖挖出它。

COME ON, GUYS.

來吧，夥計們。

COULDN'T YOU HAVE SENT SOMETHING SMALLER?

你就不能發點小點的東西嗎？

MAYBE AN OLD MAN WITH A GRAPEFRUIT SPOON?

也許是一個拿著葡萄柚勺子的老人？

OR A SINGLE PRAIRIE DOG WITH TENNIS ELBOW?

還是一隻帶著網球肘的單身草原犬？

ANYWAY, THAT'S HOW THINGS STAND.

無論如何，這就是事情的現狀。

FOR CONTINUED COVERAGE OF THIS TALL TALE OF SEABORNE WOE, STAY

如果您想繼續瞭解這個關於西伯爾尼的大故事，請繼續關注。

TUNED, BECAUSE RIGHT AFTER "A LATE SHOW," I'LL BE HEADING OVER

請注意，因為在 "晚間秀 "之後，我將會前往那邊。

TO PARAMOUNT+ FOR MY OTHER JOB AS A GLOBAL MARITIME TRAFFIC

為我的另一份工作--全球海事運輸，到PARAMOUNT+。

REPORTER.

記者：

WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING: "STRAIT TALK."

我們已經得到了一切："嚴格的談話。"

"THE PORT REPORT."

"港口報告"

AND, OF COURSE, MY SPECIAL PANAMA DISPATCH: A MAN, A PLAN,

當然，還有我的巴拿馬特別郵報。一個人，一個計劃，

A CANAL: ANALYSIS.

A運河：分析。

NOW, NOT ALL THE WATERWAY NEWS OUT THERE IS BAD.

現在，並非所有的水道新聞都是壞事。

IN FACT, SOME OF IT IS DOWNRIGHT ADORABLE!

事實上，其中一些是下流的可愛的!

YESTERDAY, DOLPHINS WERE SPOTTED SWIMMING IN NEW YORK CITY'S EAST

昨天，有人發現海豚在紐約市東邊游泳。

RIVER!

河流！

THAT IS SO COOL!

這真是太酷了！

THOUGH, PROBABLY A CONFUSING DAY FOR NEW YORK'S MOBSTERS.

不過，對於紐約的混混們來說，今天可能是個混亂的日子。

"DON'T WORRY, BOSS.

"別擔心，老闆。

LITTLE GINO TWO-FINGERS IS SWIMMING WITH THE FISHES.

小銀諾二指頭和魚兒們一起游泳了.

WELL, TECHNICALLY, DOLPHINS ARE MAMMALS.

好吧，從技術上講，海豚是哺乳動物。

BUT HE LOVED SWIMMING WITH 'EM!

但他喜歡和他們一起游泳！

GOT TO BOOP ONE ON THE NOSE!

一定要在鼻子上打一個！

NEVER SEEN THE GUY SO HAPPY. HE SAID HE COULD REALLY SENSE THEIR

從來沒有見過這傢伙這麼高興。他說，他真的能感覺到他們的。

INTELLIGENCE.

智力：

REALLY MADE A CONNECTION.

真正做了一個連接。

ALL IN ALL, A GREAT DAY FOR LITTLE GINO TWO-FINGERS.

總而言之，今天是小吉諾雙指的好日子。

YOU WANTED US TO DO WHAT?!" HAT BACK ON.

你想讓我們做什麼？"戴上帽子。

THE MARINE MAMMALS IN QUESTION WERE SPOTTED YESTERDAY MORNING

問題中的海洋哺乳動物今天早上被發現了。

SWIMMING NEAR GREENPOINT, BROOKLYN-- WHICH EXPLAINS WHY

在綠點附近游泳，布魯克林--這解釋了為什麼。

THEY WERE DRINKING CANS OF OLD STYLE AND TALKING ABOUT

他們喝著老式的罐子，談論著。

ETHICALLY SOURCED COFFEE.

以道德為源的咖啡。

I GOTTA SAY, IT'S PRETTY INCREDIBLE TO SEE A DOLPHIN IN

我得說，在這裡看到海豚真是太不可思議了。

THE BIG APPLE-- OR, AS ONE NEW YORKER PUT IT:

大蘋果 -- 或者說，正如一個紐約人所說的，

>> I MEAN, THAT'S A (BLEEP) DOLPHIN, MAN!

>> 我是說，那是一條海豚，夥計！

>> Stephen: OKAY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE SALTY TALK, BUT IN FACT,

>> 斯蒂芬：好吧，這聽起來像鹹的談話，但事實上。

HE'S JUST USING THE SCIENTIFIC NAME FOR THIS TYPE OF PORPOISE:

他只是在用這種PORPOISE的科學名稱。

A (BLEEP) DOLPHIN.

一條（嗶）海豚。

NOW YOU KNOW WHY THE NAME OF THE SHOW WAS "FLIPPER."

現在你知道為什麼這個節目的名字叫 "FLIPPER "了吧？

SPEAKING OF MAMMALS: WOMEN.

說到哺乳動物，婦女：

IT'S TRUE.

這是真的。

YOU CAN LOOK IT UP.

你可以找找看。

MARCH IS WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH.

三月是婦女歷史月。

IT'S JUST LIKE MEN'S HISTORY MONTH, BUT IT BUTTONS THE OTHER

它就像男人的歷史月，但它按鈕的其他

WAY, FOR SOME REASON.

辦法，出於某種原因。

EVERY YEAR, CORPORATIONS TRY TO FIND WAYS TO HONOR WOMEN WITH

每年，各公司都會想方設法向女性致敬。

THEIR PRODUCTS.

他們的產品。

FOR INSTANCE, MATTEL RELEASED A SPECIAL-EDITION ELEANOR

暫時，MATTEL發佈了ELEANOR的特別版。

ROOSEVELT BARBIE, WHICH GIVES YOUNG GIRLS THE OPPORTUNITY TO

薔薇芭比娃娃，給年輕女孩提供了機會

CELEBRATE ELEANOR ROOSEVELT, AND ELEANOR ROOSEVELT THE

慶祝埃莉諾-羅塞夫特，以及埃莉諾-羅塞夫特，

OPPORTUNITY TO DEFEAT VOLTRON.

擊敗VOLTRON的機會。

ALSO, HERSHEY CELEBRATED WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH BY RELEASING A

此外，HERSHEY還發布了一個 "女性歷史月"，以慶祝女性歷史月。

BATCH OF LIMITED EDITION HER-SHE'S BARS.

一批限量版的 "她-她的酒吧"。

OF COURSE, COME APRIL, THEY HAVE TO GO BACK TO SELLING THEIR

當然，到了四月，他們就得回去賣自己的東西了

TRADITIONAL MASCULINE, HIM-HE BARS.

傳統的男性化，他他吧。

BUT HERSHEY'S ISN'T THE ONLY PRODUCT PANDERING TO WOMEN BY

但HERSHEY'S並不是唯一向女性推銷的產品。

REBRANDING, OR REPAND-HER-ING.

重塑品牌，或者說重塑她的形象。

JIM?

吉姆？

>> THEY SAY IT'S A MAN'S WORLD, BUT YOU'RE THRIVING IN IT.

>> 他們說這是一個男人的世界，但你卻在其中茁壯成長。

AND AFTER A LONG DAY SHATTERING GLASS CEILINGS, YOU WORK UP AN

在經歷了一整天的玻璃天花板破碎之後，你會發現，你的工作是如此的艱難。

APPETITE.

食慾：

THAT'S WHY, IN HONOR OF WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH, WE'RE INTRODUCING

這就是為什麼，為了紀念婦女歷史月，我們要推出 "婦女歷史月"。

HUNGRY MAN DINNERS FOR WOMEN, BECAUSE STRONG, POWERFUL WOMEN

飢餓的男人為婦女提供晚餐，因為強壯、有力的婦女。

DESERVE STRONG, POWERFUL MEALS.

需要強壯、有力的膳食。

NOW YOU CAN ENJOY YOUR GIRL DINNER ANYWHERE A MAN CAN:

現在你可以享受你的女孩晚餐任何地方的男人可以。

AT THE JOB SITE.

在工作現場：

IN THE BOARD ROOM.

在董事會會議室。

OR, MOST LIKELY, WHILE STANDING OVER THE SINK.

或者，最可能的是，當你站在水槽上的時候。

AND CHECK OUT NEW FEMINIST FLAVORS, LIKE HOMESTYLE

並查看新的女性主義口味，如HOMESTYLE。

MEATLOAF-ETTE.

MEATLOAF-ETTE。

HONEY BAKED MA'AM.

蜂蜜烘焙的夫人。

AND SUSAN BEEF ANTHONY.

和蘇珊小牛肉安東尼。

WOA-MAN.

WOA -MAN。