about all different kinds of things.

關於各種不同的事情。

So with that in mind, I'd like to play a game with you

所以，我想和你玩個遊戲。

called "Wheel of Opinions."

稱為 "意見輪"。

Here we go.

我們走吧

♪ -Wheel of Opinions ♪

觀點之輪

-Thank you for always playing something with us.

-謝謝你總是和我們玩一些東西。

Here's how it works.

下面是它的工作原理。

I'm going to hit this button, which will activate

我要點擊這個按鈕，這將激活

the opinion topic generator, and it'll land on a random topic,

輿論話題生成器，就會隨機落在一個話題上。

and whatever it is, you have to give your opinion on it, okay?

不管是什麼，你都要給出你的意見，好嗎？

Could be right or wrong, could be short, long, here we go.

可能是對的，也可能是錯的，可能是短的，也可能是長的，我們來了。

Ready? And now we go.

準備好了嗎？現在我們走吧

-Ooh. -Alright, goatees. [ Laughs ]

-哦 好吧，山羊鬍子。[笑]

-Goatees can go eff themselves is where they can go.

-雁翎隊能去的地方就是他們能去的地方。

[ Laughter ] -Oh, my goodness.

哦，我的上帝。

-It's out of style and they're gross, so just stop it.

-這已經過時了，而且它們很噁心，所以別再這樣了。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Really?

-真的嗎？

You don't know anyone that's ever -- No.

你不知道有誰曾經... - 沒有

-It's not -- No, just stop it.

-不是... ... - 不，別這樣。

Either grow a beard --

要麼留鬍子...

Even a mustache is cooler than a goatee.

即使是鬍子也比山羊鬍子酷。

A goatee is so uncool.

山羊鬍子太不酷了。

All it says to me is that you're a Republican.

我只知道你是個共和黨人。

[ Audience ohs, laughs ]

[觀眾哦，笑]

-[ Laughing ] Let's get another topic. Here we go.

-我們換個話題吧。在這裡，我們去。

-Ah! [ Laughs ]

-啊！

-Oh, my God!

-哦，我的上帝！

I'm sure you're gonna have an opinion on this.

我相信你一定會有意見的。

Legalizing mushrooms.

蘑菇合法化。

-Oh, yeah, my mushrooms are just about to kick in.

-哦，是的，我的蘑菇就要開始了.

I take mushrooms almost every day.

我幾乎每天都吃蘑菇。

I mean, microdosing mushrooms is a game changer,

我的意思是，微劑量的蘑菇是一個遊戲規則的改變。

and psilocybin is good for everybody.

和psilocybin是好的 為大家。

It puts you in a good mood, keeps you upbeat,

它能讓你有一個好心情，讓你保持樂觀。

and makes you appreciate nature.

並讓你欣賞大自然。

So yeah, legalizing mushrooms for sure.

所以啊，蘑菇合法化是肯定的。

-Wow. [ Applause ]

-哇。[掌聲]

I know you know about that stuff because I've seen the --

我知道你知道這些東西，因為我看過...

What was the ayahuasca one?

綾羅綢緞的是什麼？

Is that mushrooms? -Oh, yeah, ayahuasca.

那是蘑菇嗎？-哦，是的，死藤水。

Yeah, I'll do any drug. [ Laughter ]

是的，我會做任何藥物。[笑聲]

I'll try anything. For all of humanity, give it to me first.

我什麼都可以嘗試。為了全人類，先給我吧。

[ Laughter ] -Alright, here we go.

[笑] 好吧，在這裡，我們去。

Chelsea, are you rubbing your hands?

切爾西，你在搓手嗎？

Or is there a dog?

還是有一隻狗？

-Oh, there is a dog.

-哦，有一隻狗

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Did you think I -- [ Laughs ]

你覺得我 -- [笑]

-I don't know what was -- You're going like...

-我不知道那是什麼... 你要去像...

You were getting into like a dance routine for a second.

你是進入像一個舞蹈程序的第二個。

-Hold on. Let me try and get him up here.

-等一下讓我試著把他弄上來

He's pretty big. -Oh!

他很高大-哦！

-[ Grunts ] -Oh!

-[咕嚕聲] 哦！

Pretty big?! Oh my, Chelsea, be careful!

很大嗎？哦，天啊，切爾西，小心點！

Oh, my God! -Oh, Bert.

哦，我的天！-哦，伯特

Say hi, Bertie. Say hi! -Oh, my goodness.

打個招呼，伯蒂打個招呼！-哦，我的天啊

Are you kidding me? Look at that cute dog.

你在開玩笑嗎？看那隻可愛的狗。

Hi, buddy. -Oh, he's falling off now.

嗨，夥計-哦，他現在掉下來了。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

That's my proof, you guys. That's my proof!

這就是我的證據，你們。這是我的證據！

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Here we go. Let's get another topic.

-好了，我們走吧我們換個話題吧

That was a great exit. Here we go.

這是一個偉大的退出。在這裡，我們去。

Okay. -Frozen --

好吧

-Versus on the rocks margaritas.

-對比冰塊上的瑪格麗特。

-Well, you know what I just want to say is,

-你知道我想說的是：

you brought up mushrooms, which I did just take some

你提出了蘑菇，我只是採取了一些。

right before our interview, some chocolate mushrooms.

就在我們採訪之前，一些巧克力蘑菇。

And I made myself a frozen mar-- well, no, a margarita

我給自己做了一杯冰凍的瑪... 不，是瑪格麗塔酒

on the rocks for our special interview,

在岩石上接受我們的特別採訪。

so this is all coming together very nicely.

所以，這一切都來一起非常好。

-Oh, my gosh! [ Applause ]

-哦，我的天哪！

It's almost -- Oh, look, the dog's leaving.

這幾乎是 - 哦，看，狗的離開。

Chelsea, I love you.

切爾西，我愛你。

Thank you so much for coming on.

謝謝你的到來。

That is all the time we have for "Wheel of Opinions."

我們的 "意見輪 "時間就到這裡了。

My thanks to Chelsea Handler.

我感謝切爾西-漢德勒。

Her stand-up special, "Chelsea Handler: Evolution,"

她的脫口秀特別節目 "切爾西-漢德勒，進化Evolution"

is streaming on HBO Max. Check it out.

是流在HBO最大。看看吧