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  • >> Stephen: HEY EVERYBODY! WELCOME ONE AND ALL.

    >> Stephen: HEY EVERYBODY!歡迎大家。

  • TO "A LATE SHOW."

    到 "晚間秀"。

  • I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

    我是你的主持人STEPHEN COLBERT。

  • FOLKS, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

    夥計們,我很高興你們在這裡。

  • GLAD EVERYWHEREY'S HERE, TOO.

    很高興EVERYWHEREY在這裡,太。

  • YESTERDAY WAS ANOTHER GRIM DAY FOR AMERICA WHEN A GUNMAN WALKED

    今天是美國又一個嚴峻的日子,一名槍手走了。

  • INTO A BOULDER, COLORADO, SUPERMARKET AND KILLED TEN

    進入一個布羅德,科羅拉多州,超級市場,並殺死了十個人。

  • PEOPLE, INCLUDING A POLICE OFFICER.

    人,包括一名警察。

  • IT'S UNSPEAKABLY TRAGIC, AND I CANNOT IMAGINE FOR A MOMENT THE

    它是難以言喻的悲劇,我無法想象的時刻

  • GRIEF OF THESE FAMILIES AND THIS COMMUNITY CAN BE APPROACHED

    這些家庭和這個社區的悲哀可以得到解決。

  • WITH WORDS ALONE.

    僅僅用文字。

  • THE ONLY SUITABLE WAY TO HONOR THESE VICTIMS IS WITH ACTION.

    紀念這些受害者的唯一合適的方式是行動。

  • BUT OUR GOVERNMENT CONTINUES TO DO NOTHING.

    但我們的政府仍然無所作為。

  • NOW, DUE, APPARENTLY, TO PANDEMIC SHUTDOWNS, IT HAD BEEN

    現在,由於,顯然,對PANDEMIC關閉,它已經被

  • A YEAR SINCE THERE HAD BEEN A LARGE-SCALE SHOOTING IN A PUBLIC

    一年前,在公共場所發生了大規模的槍擊事件。

  • PLACE.

    場所:

  • NOW WE'VE HAD TWO IN A WEEK: BOULDER AND ATLANTA.

    現在,我們已經有兩個在一週內, 布爾德和亞特蘭大。波爾德和亞特蘭大

  • EVIDENTLY, THE ONLY SOLUTION FOR AMERICA'S GUN VIOLENCE IS

    事實證明,解決美國槍支暴力的唯一辦法就是

  • PUTTING ALL OF US UNDER HOUSE ARREST.

    把所有的人都關在房子裡。

  • THE RESPONSES FROM GUN APOLOGISTS HAVE BEEN

    槍支道歉者的迴應是:"我是一個很好的人。

  • PREDICTABLE.

    可預知。

  • THE COLORADO STATE SHOOTING ASSOCIATION RELEASED THIS

    美國科羅拉多州射擊協會發布了這一消息。

  • STATEMENT: "THERE WILL BE A TIME FOR THE

    聲明:"將有一個時間,讓我們來討論這個問題。

  • DEBATE ON GUN LAWS.

    關於槍支法的辯論:

  • THERE WILL BE A TIME FOR A CONVERSATION ON HOW THIS COULD

    將會有一個時間來討論這個問題如何解決。

  • HAVE BEEN PREVENTED.

    已被預防。

  • BUT TODAY IS NOT THE TIME."

    但今天不是時候。"

  • WHY NOT?

    為什麼不呢?

  • THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY EVERY TIME THIS HAPPENS, AND THAT'S WHAT I

    每次發生這種事,他們都會這麼說,我也是這麼做的。

  • SAY ABOUT WHAT THEY SAY EVERY TIME THEY SAY IT EVERY TIME IT

    他們每次都說什麼,每次都說什麼。

  • HAPPENS.

    發生。

  • EVEN THE IDEA OF BEING IN A "GROUNDHOG DAY" SITUATION IS

    甚至是在 "土撥鼠日 "的情況下的想法是。

  • ITSELF A "GROUNDHOG DAY" SITUATION.

    這本身就是一個 "土撥鼠日 "的情況。

  • REMEMBER, EINSTEIN SAID, "THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS DOING

    記住,愛因斯坦說過:"精神錯亂的定義是做。

  • THE SAME THING AND EXPECTING DIFFERENT RESULTS.

    同樣的事情,卻期待著不同的結果。

  • ALSO, SAME DAY GUN PURCHASES.

    還有,當天購買槍支。

  • WHOSE STUPID IDEA WAS THAT?

    這是誰的餿主意?

  • THANKS 'EINSTEIN.'" ANOTHER GUN FETISHIST WEIGHING

    謝謝'愛因斯坦'"另一個槍支迷信家權衡。

  • IN ON THE TRAGEDY IS COLORADO REPRESENTATIVE AND H.R.

    科羅拉多州議員和H.R.在悲劇中。

  • SUPERVISOR FOR JOHN WICK, LAUREN BOEBERT.

    約翰-威克的監事,勞倫-博貝特。

  • LAST NIGHT, BOEBERT TWEETED, "WHILE WE ARE STILL AWAITING

    昨晚,BOEBERT在推特上說:"當我們還在等待的時候。

  • IMPORTANT INFORMATION AND DETAILS IN THIS CASE, RANDOM

    本案的重要資訊和細節,隨機。

  • PUBLIC SHOOTINGS AND SENSELESS ACTS OF VIOLENCE ARE NEVER

    公開槍擊和無謂的暴力行動絕不是 "無謂的暴力"。

  • OKAY."

    OKAY。"

  • WHERE DOES SHE FIND THE COURAGE?

    她哪裡來的勇氣?

  • "SENSELESS ACTS OF VIOLENCE ARE NEVER OKAY," IMPLYING, OF

    "無謂的暴力行為是絕對不行的",這意味著:

  • COURSE, THAT INTENTIONAL VIOLENCE IS FINE.

    當然,那故意的暴力是好的。

  • YOU KNOW, THE KIND HER BUDDIES PLAN ON PARLER.

    你知道的,她的朋友們計劃在PARLER的那種。

  • OH, SPEAKING OF CAPITOL HILL, THERE WAS A SENATE HEARING ON

    哦,說到國會山,有一個參議院聽證會,關於:

  • GUN VIOLENCE ALREADY SCHEDULED FOR TODAY, AND REPUBLICANS KNOW

    槍支暴力事件已經安排在今天,而共和黨人知道。

  • THE MAJORITY OF VOTERS WANT SOME FORM OF GUN CONTROL.

    大多數選民都希望有某種形式的槍支管制。

  • SO THEY IMMEDIATELY TRIED TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

    所以他們立即嘗試改變主題。

  • CASE IN POINT, LOUISIANA SENATOR JOHN KENNEDY, WHO

    案例:路易斯安那州參議員約翰-肯尼迪,世衛組織

  • OFFERED THIS DOLLOP OF DISTRACTION:

    提供了這個DOLLOP的DISTRACTION。

  • >> I DO THINK WE OUGHT TO KEEP THIS IN PERSPECTIVE.

    >> 我覺得我們應該把這個問題看清楚。

  • WHAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE LAST FEW DAYS, IN THE LAST YEARS IS,

    過去幾天、過去幾年發生的事情是:

  • OF COURSE, TRAGIC.

    當然,悲劇性的。

  • AND I'M NOT-- I'M NOT TRYING TO PERFECTLY EQUATE THESE TWO, BUT

    我不是... ... 我不是想完美地等價於這兩個,但。

  • WE HAVE A LOT OF DRUNK DRIVERS IN AMERICA THAT KILL A LOT OF

    我們有很多酒後駕車的美國人,殺了很多人。

  • PEOPLE.

    人。

  • WE OUGHT TO TRY TO COMBAT THAT TOO.

    我們也應該嘗試著與之抗衡。

  • >> STEPHEN: I'LL TAKE THAT DEAL!

    >> 我會接受這個交易!

  • LET'S REGULATE GUNS THE WAY WE REGULATE ALCOHOL AND CARS!

    讓我們像管制酒精和汽車一樣管制槍支!

  • GOT TO BE 21, GOT TO PASS A TEST TO GET A LICENSE, GOT TO HAVE A

    必須年滿21歲,必須通過考試才能拿到駕照,必須有一個。

  • REGISTRATION AND INSURANCE.

    登記和保險:

  • IF YOU MOVE TO A NEW STATE, YOU GOT TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN, AND

    如果你搬到一個新的州,你就得重新做一遍,而且...

  • YOU CAN'T GO OUT LOADED.

    你不能出去加載。

  • LATER, SENATOR KENNEDY SPUN A DIFFERENT LINE OF FOLKSY B.S.

    後來,肯尼迪參議員又說了一句不同的民間廢話。

  • >> I DON'T BELIEVE WE HAVE A GUN CONTROL PROBLEM IN AMERICA.

    >> 我不相信我們在美國有槍支管制問題。

  • I BELIEVE WE HAVE AN IDIOT CONTROL PROBLEM.

    我相信我們有一個白痴控制的問題。

  • >> Stephen: OH, WE DEFINITELY HAVE AN IDIOT CONTROL PROBLEM.

    >> 斯蒂芬:哦,我們肯定有一個白痴控制的問題。

  • IT'S PEOPLE WHO DON'T RECOGNIZE THAT THIS COUNTRY HAS LONG HAD A

    這是人們誰不承認,這個國家長期以來有一個。

  • GUN PROBLEM, "JOHN KENNEDY."

    槍支問題,"約翰-肯尼迪"。

  • SO, WHEN IDIOTS LIKE JOHN KENNEDY REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING

    所以,當像約翰-肯尼迪這樣的白痴拒絕做任何事情的時候

  • ABOUT GETTING RID OF IDIOTS' GUNS, IT'S CLEARLY TIME TO GET

    關於擺脫白痴的槍支,現在顯然是時候了。

  • RID OF JOHN KENNEDY.

    擺脫約翰-肯尼迪。

  • AND THAT MEANS VOTING THEM OUT.

    這意味著要把他們投出去。

  • OF COURSE, A LOT OF OTHER IDIOTS OUT THERE HAVE TRIED TO

    當然,許多其他的白痴在那裡已經嘗試了

  • UNDERMINE YOUR FAITH IN VOTING, LIKE THE EX-PRESIDENT'S

    破壞你的投票信念,就像總統一樣。

  • EX-LAWYER AND "HUNGER GAMES" SOCCER MOM, SIDNEY POWELL.

    前LAWYER和 "飢餓遊戲 "足球媽媽,SIDNEY POWELL。

  • AFTER BIDEN WON THE ELECTION, POWELL WENT AROUND LYING THAT

    在比登贏得選舉後,鮑威爾到處撒謊說:

  • DOMINION VOTING SYSTEMS, A COMPANY THAT MAKES ELECTION

    多明尼克投票系統,一家制造選舉的公司。

  • EQUIPMENT, WORKED WITH DEMOCRATS TO RIG ITS MACHINES TO ENSURE A

    裝備,與民主黨人合作,調整我的機器,以確保一個。

  • WIN FOR JOE.

    贏了喬。

  • IN RESPONSE, DOMINION FILED A $1.3 BILLION DEFAMATION LAWSUIT

    作為迴應,DOMINION提出了13億美元的誹謗訴訟。

  • AGAINST HER.

    反對她。

  • BILLION-DOLLAR.

    十億美金。

  • THAT'S NOT GOOD.

    這不是很好。

  • AS THE FORMER PRESIDENT'S LAWYER, HER STRONG SUIT IS

    作為前總統的律師,她的強項是......。

  • CLEARLY NOT "WINNING IN COURT."

    顯然不是 "法庭上的勝利"。

  • BUT POWELL IS DEFENDING HERSELF, IN THE DUMBEST WAY POSSIBLE,

    但鮑威爾在為自己辯護,用最愚蠢的方式可能。

  • ARGUING THAT HER LAWSUIT SHOULD BE TOSSED BECAUSE "NO

    爭辯說她的訴訟應該被駁回,因為 "沒有"。

  • REASONABLE PERSON" WOULD BELIEVE HER CLAIMS.

    合理的人 "會相信她的說法。

  • IN A WAY, SHE'S RIGHT.

    在某種程度上,她是對的。

  • NO REASONABLE PERSON COULD HAVE BELIEVED HER ELECTION-RIGGING

    任何合理的人都不會相信她的選舉操縱行為。

  • NONSENSE.

    NONSENSE。

  • WHICH IS WHY SHE SPENT SO MUCH TIME WITH NO REASONABLE PERSON.

    這就是為什麼她花了這麼多時間 與沒有合理的人。

  • TO GET OUT OF PAYING A BILLION DOLLARS, POWELL'S LAWYERS HAVE

    為了不支付10億美金,POWELL的律師們不得不:

  • ALSO CLAIMED THAT HER CONSPIRACY RANTS WERE JUST "OPINIONS AND

    還聲稱,她的陰謀論言論只是 "意見和。

  • LEGAL THEORIES" AND NOT STATEMENTS THAT THE PUBLIC WOULD

    法律理論",而不是公眾願意看到的聲明。

  • IMMEDIATELY BELIEVE.

    立即相信。

  • YES, I REMEMBER THEM NOT BELIEVING YOU.

    是的,我記得他們不相信你。

  • WHAT WERE THEY CHANTING ON JANUARY 6?

    他們在1月6日喊的是什麼?

  • >> SIDNEY POWELL'S THEORIES!

    >> SIDNEY POWELL的理論!

  • ARE WORTH INVESTIGATING!

    值得調查!

  • NOT THAT WE TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY!

    並不是說我們要認真對待它們!

  • ON AN UNRELATED NOTE!

    在一個無關緊要的問題上!

  • HANG MIKE PENCE!

    懸掛邁克-彭斯!

  • >> STEPHEN: SPEAKING OF PEOPLE UNDERMINING DEMOCRACY,

    >> 說到破壞民主的人。

  • POSTMASTER GENERAL AND BAD GUY IN A KIDS MOVIE THREATENING TO

    在一部兒童電影中,偽將軍和壞蛋威脅到了我們的生活。

  • TURN THE SKATE PARK INTO A CAR DEALERSHIP, LOUIS DEJOY.

    把滑板場變成汽車經銷商,路易斯-德約。

  • EVER SINCE BEING CHOSEN TO HEAD THE POSTAL SERVICE, DEJOY HAS

    自從被選為郵政部門的負責人後,快樂就一直存在。

  • CHOSEN TO DESTROY THE POSTAL SERVICE.

    選擇破壞郵政服務。

  • DURING THE PAST ELECTION CYCLE, DEJOY, WHO IS AN ALLY OF THE

    在過去的選舉週期中,DEJOY是誰的盟友?

  • FORMER PRESIDENT, MADE CHANGES TO THE POSTAL SERVICE THAT MADE

    前任主席對郵政服務進行了修改,使之成為一個新的服務項目。

  • IT A LOT HARDER TO DO MAIL-IN VOTING.

    郵寄投票要難得多。

  • IT WAS SO EGREGIOUS THAT, JUST BEFORE THE ELECTION, A FEDERAL

    它是如此的可怕,就在選舉前,一個聯邦的

  • JUDGE BLOCKED HIS POLICY CHANGES, CALLING THEM "VOTER

    法官阻止他的政策變化,稱其為 "選民"。

  • DISENFRANCHISEMENT," BECAUSE OF HOW BADLY DEJOY HAD SLOWED MAIL

    由於憂鬱症嚴重拖累了郵遞速度,"脫離"。

  • DELIVERY.

    送貨:

  • YOU KNOW YOU'RE DOING A BAD JOB WHEN YOU MANAGE TO SLOW

    當你設法放慢腳步時,你就知道你做得不好。

  • SOMETHING WE ALREADY CALL SNAIL MAIL.

    我們已經叫它 "郵件 "了。

  • UNFORTUNATELY, WE'RE KIND OF STUCK WITH THIS GUY.

    不幸的是,我們是有點被這個傢伙給纏住了。

  • PRESIDENT BIDEN CAN'T JUST FIRE HIM, BECAUSE HE'S NOT

    比登主席不能只解僱他,因為他不是。

  • TECHNICALLY A POLITICAL APPOINTEE.

    技術上是政治任命。

  • AND DEJOY HAS NO PLANS TO MAIL HIMSELF A PINK SLIP, AS HE

    而DEJOY並不打算給自己寄一張粉紅色的單據,因為他... ...

  • RECENTLY TOLD CONGRESS: >> HOW MUCH LONGER ARE YOU

    最近告訴國會。>> 你還要多久?

  • PLANNING TO STAY?

    打算留下來?

  • >> A LONG TIME.

    >>很長一段時間。

  • GET USED TO ME.

    習慣了我。

  • >> STEPHEN: SO, HE'S BASICALLY LIKE HERPES THAT LOSES YOUR

    >> 所以,他基本上就像HERPES一樣,失去了你。

  • PACKAGES.

    包裝:

  • AND OUR POSTAL SYSTEM COULD GET WORSE.

    而我們的郵政系統可能會變得更糟。

  • IN FACT, DEJOY HAS UNVEILED A TEN-YEAR PLAN THAT INCLUDES

    事實上,DEJOY已經公佈了一個為期十年的計劃,其中包括

  • HIGHER POSTAGE RATES, SLOWER SERVICES AND REDUCED POST OFFICE

    較高的郵資、較慢的服務和較低的郵局費用。

  • HOURS.

    小時。

  • THOUGH HE HAS INTRODUCED ONE-DAY PACKAGE DELIVERY, IN THAT YOUR

    雖然他已經推出了一天的包裝交付,在您的。

  • PACKAGE WILL BE DELIVERED "ONE DAY."

    包裹將在 "一天 "內送達。

  • SWITCHING TO LIGHTER NEWS, THE GLOBAL PANDEMIC. ACCORDING

    轉向光明的新聞,全球大恐慌。據

  • TO A NEW STUDY, SINCE THE CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN BEGAN,

    到一個新的研究,自從冠狀病毒鎖定開始。

  • AMERICANS HAVE GAINED AN AVERAGE OF NEARLY TWO POUNDS A MONTH.

    美國人平均每月增加了近兩磅的體重。

  • AND ONE COMPANY THAT ISN'T HELPING IS KRISPY KREME, BECAUSE

    有一家公司沒有提供幫助,那就是KRISPY KREME。

  • THEY JUST ANNOUNCED THAT, IN ORDER TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO GET

    他們剛剛宣佈,為了鼓勵人們去獲得。

  • THEIR COVID SHOTS, THEY WILL BE GIVING FREE DOUGHNUTS TO ANYONE

    他們的COVID鏡頭,他們將提供免費的甜甜圈給任何人。

  • WITH PROOF OF VACCINATION.

    有疫苗接種的證明。

  • THIS OFFER PERFECTLY SUMS UP AMERICANS' PRIORITIES.

    此優惠完美地體現了美國人的優先權。

  • "LIFE-SAVING MEDICINE?

    "救命藥"?

  • WAIT, THERE ARE DONUTS?

    等等,還有甜甜圈?

  • OUT OF THE WAY, GRANDPA!

    別擋路,爺爺!

  • I HAVE A PREEXISTING CONDITION OF NOT HAVING A DONUT IN MY

    我有一個既存的條件,我的身體裡沒有甜甜圈。

  • MOUTH!" I COULD GO FOR ONE.

    嘴!"我可以去一個。

  • OH, GOD, YES.

    哦,上帝,是的。

  • >> YOU HAVE TO HAVE COFFEE.

    >> 你必須有咖啡。

  • >> Stephen: I'LL HAVE YOURS THEN.

    >> 史蒂芬:那我也要你的。

  • KRISPY KREME SAYS THAT FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR, VACCINATED

    KRISPY KREME說,在今年剩下的時間裡,打了疫苗的

  • INDIVIDUALS CAN GO BACK EVERY SINGLE DAY AND CONTINUE GETTING

    個人可以每天都回去,繼續獲得以下服務

  • FREE DOUGHNUTS.

    免費的甜甜圈。

  • THERE'S THE INEQUITY INHERENT IN OUR SYSTEM.

    這就是我們系統中固有的不公平。

  • OUR SOCIETY IS NOW BROKEN UP INTO TWO GROUPS: UNVACCINATED

    我們的社團現在抽成了兩組。未受感染的

  • PEOPLE HIDING IN THEIR HOMES FOR FEAR OF INFECTING THE ELDERLY,

    人們因為害怕傳染給老人而躲在家裡。

  • AND INVINCIBLE GODS, BESTRIDING THE WORLD WITH UNLIMITED FRIED

    和不朽的神,用無限制的自由征服世界

  • DOUGH.

    DOUGH.

  • WHILE WE'RE ON BREAKFAST, I'VE -- DONUTS FOR BREAKFAST, RIGHT?

    當我們在早餐,我已經 - 甜甜圈的早餐,對不對?

  • OH, ABSOLUTELY.

    哦,絕對的。

  • >> Stephen: NOW WE'RE ON SOME BAD NEWS, UNFORTUNATELY, FOR

    >> 史蒂芬: 現在我們迎來了一些壞消息,不幸的是,對於... ...

  • SUGARY CEREAL LOVERS THIS WEEK, BECAUSE

    本週喜歡吃巧克力的人,因為

  • A TWITTER USER REVEALED THAT HE FOUND SHRIMP TAILS IN HIS

    一位微博用戶透露,他在家中發現了蝦尾。

  • CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH.

    肉桂麵包脆餅。

  • HOW COULD ANY PART OF A SHRIMP GET MIXED UP WITH CINNAMON TOAST

    鮮蝦的任何部分怎麼會和肉桂麵包混在一起呢?

  • CRUNCH?

    CRUNCH?

  • DID I MISS A SEASON OF "DEADLIEST CATCH?"

    我錯過了一季的 "最致命一擊 "嗎?

  • FIRST OF ALL, SHRIMP TAILS DO NOT BELONG IN BREAKFAST CEREAL.

    首先,蝦尾不應該放在早餐餅裡。

  • SECOND OF ALL, SHRIMP TAILS DO NOT BELONG ON SHRIMP.

    第二,蝦尾不屬於蝦。

  • THEY ARE HARD, THEY'RE SHARP, AND THEY DO NOT TASTE GOOD.

    它們很硬,很鋒利,而且味道不好。

  • I DON'T WANT THEM IN MY PASTA DISH ANYMORE THAN I WANT HOOVES

    我不想讓它們出現在我的意大利麵盤裡 就像我想要蹄子一樣

  • ON MY BURGER.

    在我的漢堡上

  • CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH DENIES PUTTING SHRIMP TAILS INTO THEIR

    肉桂麵包脆餅否認在麵包裡放蝦尾。

  • PRODUCT, EXPLAINING, "AFTER FURTHER INVESTIGATION WITH OUR

    產品,解釋說:"在與我們的進一步調查後,我們將對產品進行調查。

  • TEAM THAT CLOSELY EXAMINED THE IMAGE, IT APPEARS TO BE AN

    仔細檢查該影像的小組,它似乎是一個。

  • ACCUMULATION OF THE CINNAMON SUGAR THAT SOMETIMES CAN OCCUR

    有時會發生肉桂糖的積聚。

  • WHEN INGREDIENTS AREN'T THOROUGHLY BLENDED.

    當原料沒有充分混合時:

  • WE ASSURE YOU THAT THERE'S NO POSSIBILITY OF CROSS

    我們向你保證,絕對不會發生交叉感染。

  • CONTAMINATION WITH SHRIMP."

    用蝦米汙染。"

  • WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, C.T.C.?

    你在說什麼,C. T. C. ?

  • THOSE ARE CLEARLY SHRIMP TAILS!

    這些顯然是蝦尾!

  • THIS IS LIKE THE LUCKY CHARMS LEPRECHAUN SAYING:

    這就像幸運符LEPRECHAUN說的。

  • (IRISH ACCENT) "AFTER FURTHER INVESTIGATION,

    (愛爾蘭口音) "經過進一步的調查。

  • WE'VE DETERMINED ME LUCKY CHARMS DO NOT CONTAIN MOONS, STARS AND

    我們已經確定我的幸運吊墜不包含月亮、星星和。

  • CLOVERS.

    外衣:

  • LOTS OF SHRIMP, THOUGH."

    很多蝦,但。"

  • THEN, THIS AFTERNOON, CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH DOUBLED DOWN ON

    然後,這個下午,肉桂麵包脆餅雙倍地減少了。

  • THEIR DENIAL, TWEETING, "WHILE WE ARE STILL INVESTIGATING THIS

    他們的否認,在推特上寫道:"當我們還在調查這個。

  • MATTER, WE CAN SAY WITH CONFIDENCE THAT THIS DID NOT

    事,我們可以肯定地說,這並沒有。

  • OCCUR AT OUR FACILITY.

    發生在我們的工廠。

  • WE ARE WAITING FOR THE CONSUMER TO SEND US THE PACKAGE TO

    我們正在等待消費者將包裹寄給我們。

  • INVESTIGATE FURTHER."

    再調查一下。"

  • YES, THEY NEED THE CONSUMER TO SEND IN THE PACKAGE SO THEIR

    是的,他們需要消費者提交的包裝,所以他們的。

  • EXPERTS CAN ANALYZE IT IN THEIR C.S.I. LAB, WHICH OF COURSE

    專家們可以在他們的C.S.I.實驗室分析它,這當然

  • STANDS FOR CEREAL SHRIMP INVESTIGATION.

    STANDS FOR CEREAL SHRIMP INVESTIGATION.

  • WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

    我們已經為你準備了一個很棒的節目,今晚。

  • I'LL BE TALKING TO DANA CARVEY ♪♪♪

    我會和DANA CARVEY說話的。

>> Stephen: HEY EVERYBODY! WELCOME ONE AND ALL.

>> Stephen: HEY EVERYBODY!歡迎大家。

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