I GET TO SHARE SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL WITH YOU TONIGHT --

我今晚要和你分享一些特別的東西 --

A CONVERSATION WITH HOLLYWOOD ICON, ROBERT DOWNEY JR.

與好萊塢標誌性人物ROBERT DOWNEY JR的對話。

YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS IRON MAN.

你可能知道他是鐵人。

YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS SHERLOCK HOLMES.

你可能知道他是謝洛克・霍姆斯。

YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS CHAPLIN.

你可能知道他叫查普蘭。

YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS SUPPORTING CHARACTER DEREK LUTZ FROM THE

你可能認識他，因為他是電影《大話西遊》中的配角DEREK LUTZ。

1986 FILM "BACK TO SCHOOL."

1986年電影 "重返校園"。

AND IF THAT IS WHERE YOU KNOW HIM FROM, CHECK OUT HIS OTHER

如果你也是在那裡認識他的，請看他的其他的

STUFF.

東西。

I THINK YOU'LL BE SURPRISED BY HIS RANGE.

我想你會驚訝於他的範圍。

HERE'S THE THING, WHEN R.D.J.R.

事情是這樣的，當R. D. J. R.

JOINED ME FOR MY "A LATE SHOW: SUPER BOWL SPECIAL" BACK IN

加入我的 "晚間秀，超級碗特別節目超級碗特別節目 "回到

FEBRUARY, I HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME TALKING WITH HIM ABOUT

2月，我和他聊得很開心。

EVERYTHING FROM HIS SUSTAINABLE "FOOTPRINT COALITION" VENTURE

他的可持續發展的 "腳印聯盟 "企業的所有產品。

FUND TO THE YEARS THAT HE DISAPPEARED INTO-- AS HE PUT

在他失蹤的那幾年裡，他把基金... ...

IT-- HIS OWN "SIX-HOLE," THAT WE ONLY HAD TIME TO AIR HALF OF IT.

這是他自己的 "六孔"，我們只來得及播出一半。

AND EVER SINCE-- MUCH LIKE THE SNYDER CUT-- FANS ONLINE HAVE

自從... ... 就像SNYDER的切口一樣... ... 粉絲們在線上已經...

BEEN DEMANDING TO SEE ALL THE AMAZING STUFF LEFT OUT OF THE

一直要求看到所有的驚人的東西離開了。

INITIAL RELEASE.

初次發佈：

I HAVE THAT RIGHT, RIGHT.

我有這樣的權利，權利。

>> Stephen: THEY HAVE DEMANDED, RIGHT?

>> 史蒂芬：他們有要求，對嗎？

>> EVERY DAY.

>>每天都有。

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> 史蒂芬：好的。

SO, HERE YOU ARE, MY EXCITING NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN INTERVIEW WITH

所以，在這裡，你是，我興奮的前所未有的採訪與

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. THE "REST OF IT" CUT.

ROBERT DOWNEY JR."其餘的 "剪輯。

ARE YOU AN ADVENTUROUS PERSON?

你是一個冒險的人嗎？

BECAUSE YOU SEEM LIKE A CREATIVELY ADVENTUROUS PERSON.

因為你看起來像一個有創造力的冒險家。

YOU ARE INCANDESCENT WITH YOUR ENERGY BUT DO YOU DO ADVENTUROUS

你對自己的能量很敏感，但你會做冒險的事嗎？

THINGS?

東西？

DO YOU MOUNTAIN CLIMB OR JUMP OUT OF PLANES OR HANG GLIDE?

你是登山攀巖還是跳出飛機或懸掛滑行？

DO YOU DO DANGEROUS ADVENTUROUS STUFF?

你會做危險的冒險事情嗎？

>> I HAVE DONE STUFF.

>> 我已經做了一些事情。

I'M MIDDLE-AGED NOW, SO IT'S ALL ABOUT PROTECTING THE ASSET,

我現在是中年人了，所以要保護資產。

LITERALLY.

字面意思是：

>> Stephen: MM-HMM.

>> 史蒂芬：MM-HMM。

BUT, YOU KNOW, I WENT SKY DIVING AND ADVANCE FREE FALL

但是，你知道，我去了天空潛水和高級自由落體。

FROM 12,000 FEET.

從12000英尺。

I HAD TWIST IN MY LINE.

我的生產線上出現了曲折。

IT WAS NOT FUN.

這並不有趣。

IT WAS A REAL BUZZ WHEN I REALIZED THAT I WAS NOT GOING TO

當我意識到我不會去的時候，我真的很激動。

HIT THE GROUND AT TERMINAL VELOCITY AND MY CHUTE OPENED.

以終端速度撞上地面，我的降落傘打開了。

>> Stephen: THAT'S A HIGH.

>> 史蒂芬：這是一個高。

YEAH.

是的。

>> Stephen: ONE DOES NOT -- THAT WASN'T THE FIRST TIME YOU

>> 斯蒂芬：一個人不 -- 這不是你第一次。

JUMPED, WAS IT?

跳躍了，是嗎？

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> Stephen: NO WAY!

>> Stephen: NO WAY!

WAS IT THE LAST TIME YOU JUMPED?

你最後一次跳傘是什麼時候？

>> YOU'RE ( BLEEP ) RIGHT.

>> 你是（嗶）對的。

>> Stephen: YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?

>> 史蒂芬：你有過Bungee JUMPED嗎？

>> NO!

>> 不！

I WOULD DO THAT.

我也會這樣做。

>> Stephen: I HAVE DONE THAT, AND I WOULD NOT DO THAT.

>> 斯蒂芬：我做過，我不會這麼做。

>> DID YOU TOUCH THE WATER EVEN THOUGH THEY TOLD YOU YOU

>> 即使他們告訴你，你有沒有碰過水？

WOULDN'T?

會不會？

>> Stephen: NO, I DID NOT TOUCH THE WATER.

>> 斯蒂芬：不，我沒有碰過水。

I DID NOT TOUCH THE WATER.

我沒有碰過水。

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY。

>> Stephen: I DETEST HEIGHTS, BUT THERE WAS A CAMERA POINTED

>> 斯蒂芬：我討厭高度，但有一個攝像頭指向。

AT ME.

在我。

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

你打算怎麼做？

NOT JUMP?

不跳？

>> THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH CAMERAS.

>> 這就是攝影機的問題。

I BET YOU AND I WOULD DO DAMN NEAR ANYTHING IF WE WERE DOING

我敢打賭，你和我都會做幾乎任何事情，如果我們在做

A, YOU KNOW, THREE-PART MINISERIES.

A，你知道的，三部分事工。

>> Stephen: I THINK IT LOBOTOMIZES YOU.

>> 史蒂芬：我認為它使你身體器官化。

>> YES.

>> 是。

THERE'S THAT PHRASE, TOO, IF YOU SEE FEAR, HEAD FOR IT.

還有那個階段，也是，如果你看到恐懼，就去找它。

BUT FOR ME, I'M 55, BROTHER.

但對我來說，我55歲了，兄弟。

>> Stephen: WHEW!

>> Stephen: WHEW!

I'M LOOKING AT THE BACK NINE.

我在看後九號。

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO MY KIDS WHY I'M IN TRACTION

我不想向我的孩子們解釋我為什麼會被人追殺

OR WHY MAY FACE LOOKS DIFFERENT OR WHY I'M NOT AVAILABLE FOR

或者為什麼我的臉看起來不一樣，或者為什麼我無法獲得以下資訊

MONTHS AT A TIME BECAUSE I'M REHABBING SOMETHING I DID

幾個月的時間，因為我康復的東西，我做的。

BECAUSE I'M STUPID.

因為我很笨。

>> Stephen: WHAT'S THE HEADLINE I'VE EVER READ ABOUT

>> 史蒂芬: 我讀過的標題是什麼？

YOURSELF POST-EMERGING FROM YOUR OWN SIX-HOLE, WHAT'S THE

你自己從自己的六合彩開獎結果出來後，有什麼辦法？

HEADLINE YOU'VE READ ABOUT YOURSELF YOU'RE, LIKE, I DON'T

頭條新聞，你已經讀過你自己的資料了，你是，好像，我不知道。

KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN THAT HEADLINE TO MY OLD ME.

知道如何向我這個老傢伙解釋這個標題嗎？

I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.

我給你舉個例子。

I ONCE GOT INTO A BOATLE ACCIDENT WHERE I BASICALLY HIT A

我曾經遇到過一次船難，在那裡我基本上撞到了一個人。

DOCK IN A STORM AND SPLIT MY FACE OPEN RIGHT HERE AND HAD

在暴風雨中，我的臉裂開就在這裡，並有。

STITCHES IN MY FACE.

縫在我的臉上。

I WENT ON AND DID THE SHOW AND DIDN'T EXPLAIN TO THE AUDIENCE

我去了，做了節目，但沒有向觀眾解釋

WHY THERE WERE STIMPS IN MY FACE, JUST DIDN'T MENTION IT AT

為什麼我的臉上有刺，只是沒有注意到它在

ALL.

所有：

A HEADLINE ON CNN THE NEXT MORNING SAID WHAT MAPPED TO

美國有線電視新聞網第二天早上的頭條新聞說：

STEPHEN COLBERT'S FACE?

斯蒂芬-科爾伯特的臉？

AND I WANT TO SEND THAT HEADLINE TO MYSELF BACK IN TIME JUST TO

我想把這個標題發給自己，讓自己回到過去。

SCARE THE ( BLEEP ) OUT OF ME THE PAST.

嚇死我了，過去的事情。

IS THERE A HEADLINE THAT YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY EXPLAIN TO

有沒有一個標題是你無法解釋的？

YOUR OLD SELF?

你以前的自己？

>> MY GOSH...

>> 我的天啊...

UM...

嗯...

YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD SOME PRETTY GOOD HEADLINES IN THE LAST TEN

你知道嗎，我在過去的十年裡有過一些不錯的頭條新聞。

YEARS, BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A COUNTERPOINT.

年，但我會給你一個反擊點。

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> 史蒂芬：好的。

I ONCE HAD A REVIEW FROM THE LOST YEARS WHERE IT CLEARLY

我曾經有一個評論從失落的歲月，其中它顯然是。

STATED THAT I LOOKED LIKE PEE-WEE HERMAN JUST COMING OUGHT

說我看起來像皮威-赫曼只是來了一個人

OF A COMA.

的昏迷。

( LAUGHTER ) AND WHEN I READ IT, I SAID, YOU

當我讀到它的時候，我說，你... ...

KNOW WHAT?

知道嗎？

THAT IS APT REPORTING.

這是APT報告。

>> Stephen: THAT IS I CANNOT -- I'LL FACT CHECK THAT

>> 這是我不能 - 我將事實證明這一點。

AND I WILL VERIFY IT.

我會驗證它。

>> THE FACT THAT YOU CIRCLE BACK TO SIX-HOLE JUST MADE MY DAY.

>> 你能回到六洞的事實讓我很開心。

NOW, LET ME BREAK THAT DOWN.

現在，讓我來分析一下。

HERE'S WHERE THAT COMES FROM.

這裡是哪裡來的。

IN GREAT SABATINI, SABATINI WHAT YOUR SIX, THAT MEANS DOWN, WE'RE

在偉大的薩巴蒂尼，薩巴蒂尼什麼你的六，這意味著下來，我們是。

BEHIND.

後面。

SO THAT'S WHERE IT IS ON THE CLOCK SO THAT'S WHY WE CALL THAT

所以這就是它在時鐘上的位置 所以這就是為什麼我們叫它 "時鐘 "的原因。

THE SIX-HOLE.

六合彩。

>> Stephen: THE SIX-HOLE.

>> 斯蒂芬：六孔。

OKAY.

好的。

IS THAT ALSO LIKE A HOCKEY TERM?

這也是一個冰球術語嗎？

ISN'T THERE A FIVE-HOLE IN HOCKEY?

是不是有一個五洞冰球？

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> 我不知道。

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW EITHER.

>> 史蒂芬：我都不知道。

>> I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT SPORTS.

>> 我想了解更多關於體育的知識。

>> Stephen: DO YOU NOT FOLLOW THE SPORTING THAT MUCH?

>> 史蒂芬：你不關注這麼多的體育賽事嗎？

>> I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH.

>> 我不知道夠不夠。

I'M A BIG U.F.C. GUY, AND I KNOW THAT I LOVE THE PITTSBURGH

我是一個大的U. F. C. GUY，我知道我愛匹茲堡。

STEELERS.

STEELERS：

>> Stephen: U.F.C. IS OKAY.

>> 史蒂芬：U.F.C.沒問題。

A LOT OF IT JUST BREAKS DOWN INTO SORT OF AWKWARD CUDDLING

很多事情都是在尷尬的摟抱中發生的。

AFTER A WHILE.

一段時間後，

THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE SPOONING AFTER A WHILE BECAUSE THEY

他們看起來像他們的勺子一段時間後，因為他們的。

CLUTCH AND FALL DOWN AND THAT'S IT.

抓緊然後倒下，就是這樣。

I LIKE THE SWEET SCIENCE.

我喜歡甜美的科學。

I LIKE THE GOOD OLD FASHIONED BOXING.

我喜歡古老時尚的拳擊。

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY。

HERE'S WHAT I GOT.

這是我得到了什麼。

YOU AND ME, NEITHER OF US LIKE HEIGHTS, SO WE'RE GOING TO GO UP

你和我，我們都不喜歡高度，所以我們要去了。

TO ONE OF THOSE PLACES WHERE FOLKS BASE JUMP, AND THEN WE'RE

到那些人們跳傘的地方去，然後我們就可以了

GOING TO DO A LITTLE SPARRING, AND REMEMBER, IT'S ALL GOING TO

去做一個小的sparring， 並記住，這一切都將到。

BE A JOKE BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO FALL, LIKE, 80 YARDS INTO A HUGE

開個玩笑，因為我們要掉進一個巨大的80碼深的地方。

NET, YOU KNOW, LIKE AT THE END OF THAT MOVIE "THE GAME."

就像電影 "遊戲 "的結尾一樣。

>> Stephen: YEAH, SURE!

>> Stephen: YEAH, SURE!

SO LET ME GET THIS RIGHT -- YOU AND I ARE GOING TO GO UP TO THE

所以，讓我得到這個正確的 - 你和我要去的地方

TOP OF HALF DOME, WE'RE GOING TO BARE KNUCKLE BOX, AND THEN FALL

在半圓頂上，我們要去裸指盒，然後落下。

OFF OF IT 80 FEET!

離它80英尺！

HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN 80 FEET ROBERT DOWNEY, JR.?

你有沒有從80英尺高的地方摔下來過 羅伯特-道尼，JR？

>> I KIND OF HAVE.

>> 我算是有了。

I WAS ON A WIRE, BUT I DIDN'T REHEARSE RIGHT AND, SO, IT WAS

我是在一條線上，但我沒有排練正確的，所以，它是

KIND OF LIKE FALLING.

有點像墜落。

BUT HEARST THE OTHER THING -- BUT HERE'S THE OTHER THING, BACK

但聽到其他的東西 - 但這裡是其他的東西，回來。

TO THE M.M.A., YOU'RE SELLING IT SHORT.

對M. M. A. ，你在賣空。

IT IS IN MANY WAYS THE MOST EVOLVED SPORT BUT YOU'RE CORRECT

它在很多方面都是最先進的運動，但你是對的。

OFTEN IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE KISSING EACH OTHERS COXIC BONES.

有時看起來就像他們在親吻對方的牛骨。

IMAGINE DOING THAT IN A FREE FALL, WE'LL SHOW THEM HOW IT'S

想象一下，在一個免費的秋天，我們會告訴他們如何做。

DONE.

完成。

>> Stephen: I HAVE JUMPED OFF BRIDGES IN THE PAST FOR FUN AND

>> 史蒂芬：我過去曾從橋上跳下來，為的是好玩，也為的是讓自己能有個好的生活環境。

I AM HERE TO TELL YOU WITH NO WIRE, NO MARVEL SPECIAL EFFECTS

我在這裡告訴你，沒有電線，沒有奇蹟的特殊效果。

WIRE ON, YOU JUST JUMP OFF A BRIDGE.

接線，你只是跳下橋。

WHY?

為什麼？

BECAUSE YOU'RE YOUNG AND DUMBER THAN ( BLEEP ) AND EVERYBODY

因為你比任何人都要年輕和愚蠢。

ELSE IN YOUR GANG DID IT AND YOU'RE HIGH AS A KITE.

在你的團伙中的其他人做了，你是高作為一個風箏。

( LAUGHTER ) >> MY COUSIN DILAN, MAJISTER

（笑） >> 我的表弟DILAN，MAJISTER。

DILAN, A LATIN TEACHER IN CONNECTICUT --

DILAN，康涅狄格州的一名拉丁語教師 -- -- --

>> Stephen: STEPHEN SPEAKING LATIN ).

>> Stephen: STEPHEN SPEAKING LATIN ).

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>>YEAH，YEAH。

THEY WENT TO A FAMOUS PLACE WHERE PEOPLE JUMP OFF A BRIDGE,

他們去了一個著名的地方，人們從橋上跳下來。

AND HIM AND HIS MISSUS AND ONE OF THE KIDS DID IT, I LOOKED AT

而他和他的夫人和一個孩子做了，我看了看

IT, MANAGEABLE JUMP, MOVING WATER, I THINK, I THOUGHT THAT

它，可管理的跳躍，移動的水，我認為，我認為，

WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA.

是一個可怕的想法。

>> IT IS A TERRIBLE IDEA!

>> 這是一個可怕的想法!

ONE OF MY FRIENDS, AND WE'LL BLEEP HIS NAME BECAUSE I DON'T

我的一個朋友，我們要把他的名字擦掉，因為我不知道。

WANT TO GET HIM IN TROUBLE OR BE EMBARRASSED, ( BLEEP ), HE HIT

想讓他陷入困境或尷尬， （嗶），他打了

THE WATER NOT QUITE RIGHT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GO IN

水流不對，因為你想進去。

NEEDLE, TOES POINT, YOU KNOW.

針，腳趾尖，你知道的。

>> FISTS DOWN.

>> FISTS DOWN.

>> Stephen: AND TIGHT, TIGHT IN BY YOUR SIDE.

>> 史蒂芬：還有緊緊的，緊緊的在你身邊。

HE WENT IN AT A LITTLE BIT OF AN ANGLE.

他在一個小角度進去了。

THEY HAD TO TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL TO HAVE THE CREEK WATER

他們不得不把他帶到醫院去取溪水。

REMOVED FROM HIS ASS.

從他的屁股上取下。

HE HAD A SCHOOL OF CARP IN HIS LOWER INTESTINE WHEN THEY PULLED

他的下腸裡有一整群鯉魚，當他們拉扯的時候

THEM OUT.

他們出來。

HE WAS LIKE A FISH MONGER.

他就像一個魚販子。

YOU REALIZED THEY STOPPED ROLLING THE CAMERA, LIKE, TEN

你意識到他們停止了攝影機的轉動，就像，十次

MINUTES AGO, RIGHT.

幾分鐘前，對。

NONE OF THIS IS USABLE.

這些都不能用。

>> NO, THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS OUR SIZZLE REAL FOR THE

>> 不，這是偉大的，因為這是我們的大小真正的為。

SERIES WE'RE GOING TO DO.

我們要做的系列。

WE'RE GOING TO GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT.

我們要給人民他們想要的東西。

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> Stephen: SURE.

YOU AND ME, FIGHTING CRIME.

你和我，打擊犯罪。

>> YEP.

>> YEP。

IF I JUST SIT ON MY HANDS, I'M FIGHTING CRIME.

如果我只是坐在我的手， 我打擊犯罪。

( LAUGHTER ) BUT WE KNOW WHAT THEY WANT.

但我們知道他們想要什麼。

THEY WANT TO SEE US OUT THERE, TWO HIGHBROW SO AND SOS.

他們想看到我們在那裡，兩個高大上的蘇和SOS。

>> Stephen: SPEAKING EASE ESPIRANTO.

>> Stephen: SPEAKING EASE ESPIRANTO.

>> WATCHING BILL SHATNER IN, INCUBUS.

>> 看著比爾-夏特納在，INCUBUS。

>> Stephen: PARAMOUNT PLUS, IT'S GREEN LIT RIGHT NOW, YOU

>> 史蒂芬：PARAMOUNT PLUS，現在是綠色照明，你。

AND ME.

和我。

>> FLASHING GREEN.

>> 閃爍的綠色。

>> Stephen: THE PROFFERS!

>> 史蒂芬: 禮物!

( LAUGHTER ) CLASS IS IN!

（笑）班級是在！

I COULD NOT HAVE BEEN HAPPIER TO SPEND TIME TALKING TO YOU.

我不能再高興了，花時間和你說話。

I HOPE WE CAN DO THIS IN PERSON SOME TIME.

我希望我們可以做這個在個人的時間。

>> I'D LOVE TO.

>> 我很樂意。

>> Stephen: THANKS AGAIN, ROBERT DOWNEY, JR.

>> 斯蒂芬：謝謝你，羅伯特-道尼，JR。

AND I'LL SEE YOU ON THE P +.

我會在P+上見到你。

WHEN WE COME BACK, WALTER ISAACSON TELLS US WHETHER WE'RE

當我們回來的時候，沃爾特-艾薩克森告訴我們，我們是否是

HEADED TOWARD A GENETIC UTOPIA OR DYSTOPIA.

向著一個基因烏托邦或迷幻世界前進。

STICK AROUND.

堅持下去。