Name: 普京稱拜登為 "殺手"，並邀請他公開談話｜吉米-法倫的今夜秀節目 (Putin Calls Biden ‘Killer’ and Invites Him to Chat Publicly | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon)
Uploaded: 2021-03-19T18:21:04.000Z
Duration: 6 min 2 s

Yep, she'll be talking about eating healthy

是的，她會說到健康飲食的問題。

President Biden and Vladimir Putin continues.

拜登總統和弗拉基米爾-普京繼續。

Putin responded by saying, "It takes one to know one."

普京迴應說："知己知彼才能百戰不殆"。

let's throw in tension with a "nuclear enemy" into the mix.

讓我們把與 "核敵人 "的緊張關係加進去。

Just to be safe, he skipped wearing underwear today

為了安全起見，他今天不穿內褲了。

The Kremlin also weighed in and called Biden's comments

克里姆林宮也發表了看法，稱拜登的言論是

關於普京 "非常糟糕"，並要求。

Then Biden was like, "Well, which one do you want?

然後拜登就說："好吧，你想要哪一個？

Yep, the Kremlin demanded that Biden explain himself,

是的，克里姆林宮要求拜登解釋自己。

當他們意識到這一點時，會適得其反

every Biden explanation takes at least three hours.

拜登的每一次解釋都至少需要三個小時。

"我認識一個叫伊戈爾的俄羅斯人。

因為他有一輛沒有踏板的自行車。

because later today, Putin invited Biden to have

因為今天晚些時候，普京邀請拜登去參加

a public live-streamed chat either tomorrow or Monday.

Somehow, we went from, "It takes a killer to know a killer" to

不知怎的，我們從 "殺人者才能認識殺人者 "變成了...

"待會兒你有空去Zoom快樂時光嗎？

Just saying, it could be fun. Just a couple palsies."

只是說，可能會很有趣。只是幾個調色板。"

that they are sending millions of AstraZeneca vaccine doses

他們正在發送數以百萬計的阿斯利康疫苗劑量。

It's like telling a houseguest, "Hey, if you're hungry,

這就像告訴房客，"嘿，如果你餓了。

there's a frozen Lean Cuisine from 1989 in the garage.

車庫裡有一個1989年的冷凍瘦肉精。

Here's some more big news out of our nation's capital.

下面是我們國家首都的一些大新聞。

are now decriminalized in Washington, D.C.

在華盛頓特區，現在已經不再是犯罪行為。

-You can already see a difference with some lawmakers.

-你已經可以看到一些立法者的不同。

-How critical it is that we do something about COVID.

-我們對COVID採取行動是多麼的重要。

Go smoke some dope and you will enjoy life so much more.

去抽點毒品吧，你會更享受生活的。

-Fear has become an all-too-prevalent quality.

-恐懼已經成為一種非常普遍的品質。

-等等，這是真的嗎？等等，這是真的嗎？

這是瘋狂三月！沒錯 That's right.

it's you against your wife, your 2-year-old, and your dog.

這是你對你的妻子， 你的2歲，和你的狗。

And this is cool -- fans will be allowed in the arenas,

而這很酷 -- 粉絲將被允許進入場館。

所以為了增加一些額外的刺激。

CBS is making the sneaker squeaks 50% louder.

No, don't play it -- I can't. I'm out of breath.

不，不要玩... ... 我不能。我喘不過氣來了 I'm out of breath.

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普京稱拜登為 "殺手"，並邀請他公開談話｜吉米-法倫的今夜秀節目 (Putin Calls Biden ‘Killer’ and Invites Him to Chat Publicly | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon)

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