Name: 十大被炒作的遊戲，我們暗自知道會很爛。 (Top 10 Hyped Games We Secretly Knew Would Suck)
Uploaded: 2021-03-18T18:46:25.000Z
Duration: 13 min 50 s

If it's not golden, welcome to watch Mojo.

如果不是金子，歡迎觀看摩友。

And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 games we all knew would suck, but we hoped wouldn't wipe them out.

而今天我們要倒數我們所選的前十場比賽，我們都知道會很爛，但我們希望不會把它們消滅掉。

My companions and I are on a quest of sorts, and this sword is our only means of continuing our journey.

我和我的同伴們正在進行某種探索，而這把劍是我們繼續旅行的唯一手段。

Unfortunately, the blade has been drained of its power.

可惜的是，這把刀的力量已經被抽空了。

Oh, yeah, That's just how things work here for this list will be looking at games that we held out hope for despite all warning signs.

哦，是的，這就是這裡的工作方式，因為這個名單會看那些我們抱有希望的遊戲，儘管所有的警告信號。

Did we leave out any games that you had high hopes for?

我們是否遺漏了一些你寄予厚望的遊戲？

Despite all the evidence against it, let us know in the comments now onto a top 10 that we all thought would be awesome.

儘管所有的證據反對它，讓我們知道在評論中現在到前10名，我們都認為會是真棒。

But we just knew deep down inside it would suck.

但我們內心深處知道，這將是糟糕的。

The Elder Scrolls Blades harkening back to the first Elder Scrolls Arena.

上古卷軸之刃》讓人想起了第一個上古卷軸競技場。

This game features both handcrafted and procedurally generated dungeons.

這款遊戲的特點是手工製作和程序生成的地下城。

Whenever a movie spin off is announced for a major franchise, it's met with a disappointing grown and rightfully so.

每當一個主要的特許經營權的電影衍生品被宣佈時，都會遭到失望的長大，理所當然。

The name elder scrolls, however, does carry a certain weight in the gaming community.

不過，《老年卷軸》這個名字，在遊戲界確實有一定的分量。

And Bethesda are masters at creating hype for new titles?

而Bethesda是製造新作炒作的高手？

Yeah, still, even by our lowest standards, we expected more shoddy and unresponsive controls.

是啊，即使按照我們最低的標準，我們還是期望有更多粗劣的、沒有反應的控件。

A bare bones story with no open world and the predatory nature of the games.

赤裸裸的故事，沒有開放的世界和遊戲的掠奪性。

Micro transactions made this title a clear cash grab from a developer whose reputation was already on the decline.

微觀交易使這個標題成為一個明顯的現金搶奪者，從一個名聲已經在下降的開發商。

You really need to see it running on the phone.

你真的需要看到它在手機上運行。

Target located Killing The original crackdown was one of the surprise success stories for the early days of the Xbox 3 60.

目標位於殺戮 最初的打擊是Xbox 3 60早期的驚喜成功案例之一。

Coming packaged with beta access to Halo three might have certainly helped sales, but the title itself reviewed well and became an instant hit.

與《光環三》的測試版一起打包發售，或許對銷量有一定的幫助，但標題本身的評價很好，瞬間成為熱門。

Microsoft bet a lot on Crackdown three, positioning it as a flagship title for the Xbox one and for the future of clouds.

微軟在《破解三》上下了很大的賭注，將其定位為Xbox one的旗艦標題，也是雲計算的未來。

Streaming warning signs came, however, in the form of multiple delays and by release the destruction had been massively downgraded.

然而，流傳的警示信號卻以多次延遲的形式出現，到發佈時，破壞已經被大規模降級。

Yeah, the game was called out for boring gameplay and its inability to bring anything new to the franchise.

是的，這款遊戲被稱為無聊的遊戲，而且它無法給特許經營帶來任何新的東西。

When Terry Crews can't even save your game, it never really had a chance.

當特里-克魯斯連你的遊戲都救不了的時候，它就從來沒有真正的機會。

Number eight Metroid Prime Federation Force The most elite members of the Galactic Marines were chosen and put through intense training to form what would become the Federation force.

八號Metroid Prime聯邦部隊 選出銀河系海軍陸戰隊中最精銳的成員，經過緊張的訓練，組成了後來的聯邦部隊。

Nintendo has something of a rocky relationship when it comes to their established franchises.

當涉及到他們的既定特許經營權時，任天堂有一些搖擺不定的關係。

Gamers begged and patiently waited for news of a new Metroid game, and Nintendo finally answered with Metroid Prime Federation Force.

玩家們求之不得，耐心等待著Metroid新遊戲的消息，任天堂終於以Metroid Prime Federation Force來回答。

Not only was franchise icon Sammy's Aaron absent, the game was clearly aimed at multiplayer audiences.

不僅特許經營的偶像薩米的亞倫缺席，遊戲顯然是針對多人遊戲閱聽人的。

Mhm, mhm gamers expecting the next mainline game and the beloved franchise were understandably upset, and the game was heavily criticized by fans and critics alike upon release.

嗯，嗯玩家們期待下一款主線遊戲和心愛的系列遊戲，不高興是可以理解的，遊戲一發布就受到了粉絲和評論家們的強烈責備。

Here's hoping the upcoming Metroid Prime four will bring the franchise back to its former glory.

在此希望即將到來的《Metroid Prime四》能讓這個系列重現昔日的輝煌。

Tony Hawk has had it rough in recent years.

託尼-霍克近年來的日子很不好過。

Besides not being recognized in real life, his games and their pedigree have dramatically dropped with each new release and peripheral.

除了在現實生活中不被認可外，他的遊戲及其血統也隨著每次新版本和周邊的推出而急劇下降。

Activision won't give up a license when there's money to be made, though so Robo Moto and Disruptive Games were tasked with bringing the long dormant property to modern audiences in just a few months.

不過動視不會在有錢賺的時候放棄授權，所以《機器人摩托》和Disruptive Games的任務是在短短几個月內將這個沉寂已久的財產帶給現代觀眾。

The result made even the most diehard fans hide their faces.

結果讓最鐵桿的粉絲也掩面而去。

The game landed with such a thud that many feared the franchise had seen its last days, thankfully, the re master of Tony Hawk one and to re establish the series name.

這款遊戲的落地，讓很多人都擔心這款遊戲的專營權已經看到了最後的日子，幸好，託尼-霍克一的重新掌握，並重新建立了系列名稱。

But with Tony Hawk five being delisted from storefronts, it seems even Activision wants to forget the game ever existed.

不過隨著《託尼-霍克五世》從店面退市，似乎連動視都想忘記這款遊戲的存在。

Strong Mhm Number six Duke Nukem forever.

But you are a thing of the woods and the time Since Duke Nukem forever began development, there have been three separate gaming generations.

但你是木頭和時間的事情 自從《毀滅公爵》永遠開始開發以來，已經有三個獨立的遊戲世代。

Production first began in 1996 by original developer three D Realms before it was finally released in 2011 by Gearbox Software and two K 15 years is a long time.

最早由原開發商三D境界於1996年開始製作，最後由Gearbox軟件公司於2011年推出，兩K15年是一個漫長的時間。

And even though fans were excited to finally have this long delayed title, its lengthy and tumultuous development did not bode well.

而即使粉絲們很興奮，終於有了這個拖延已久的標題，但其漫長而曲折的發展並不是一個好兆頭。

And predictably enough, the game turned out to be generic and bland, a title clearly stuck in the nineties.

而可以預見的是，遊戲的結果是普通而平淡的，這個標題明顯停留在九十年代。

Many wish Duke had simply remained in his own time.

很多人希望杜克只是停留在自己的時代。

Instead of leaving a Duke Nukem sized stain forever in our hearts, I named my daughter Duquette.

我沒有在我們的心中永遠留下杜克-努肯大小的汙點，而是給女兒取名杜奎特。

I even got her tiny toy rocket launchers to play with.

我甚至給她買了小小的火箭發射器玩具來玩。

You should record another album, Number five Daikatana.

你應該再錄一張專輯，五號大花。

Many of the games we enjoy today wouldn't exist without John Romero, who helped create Wolfenstein, Doom and Quake.

如果沒有約翰-羅梅羅（John Romero），我們今天所享受的許多遊戲都不會存在，他幫助創造了《德軍總部》（Wolfenstein）、《毀滅戰士》（Doom）和《地震》（Quake）。

Daikatana, however, is certainly not a title that resides among gaming royalty.

不過，《Daikatana》肯定不是一個居於遊戲皇室的稱號。

Unfortunately, the Blade has been drained of its power.

可惜的是，"刀鋒 "的力量已經被抽空了。

A bizarre marketing campaign using a poster that announced Romero's intention to make gamers his, um, well, you can fill in the blank there raised more than a few eyebrows, but still gamers could be forgiven for hoping, given the hype and the name involved upon release, however, the game was lambasted for its dated mechanics, atrocious ai and obtuse design decisions.

一個奇怪的營銷活動，使用海報，宣佈羅梅羅打算讓玩家他的，嗯，嗯，你可以在那裡填寫空白，引起了更多的眉毛，但仍然可以原諒玩家的希望，考慮到炒作和發佈時涉及的名稱，然而，遊戲因其過時的機制，糟糕的ai和鈍的設計決定而受到抨擊。

John Romero certainly owned gamers with Daikatana, but not in the way originally intended.

約翰-羅梅羅固然用《大花》擁有了遊戲玩家，但不是以最初的方式。

Oh so much has already been set about fallout.

哦，這麼多關於落差的事情已經定下來了。

76 is disastrous release, but it bears mentioning that up until launch, there were still quite a few people genuinely excited for the game.

76是災難性的發行，但值得一提的是，直到發行前，還是有不少人對遊戲真正的興奮。

Gamers had long requested an MMO style game set in the fallout universe, and 78 looked to finally fulfill that wish.

玩家們一直以來都要求一款以隕落宇宙為背景的MMO風格遊戲，78號看上去終於實現了這個願望。

However, like most wishes, there was a catch.

然而，和大多數願望一樣，也有一個問題。

Bethesda's decades old and heavily modeled creation engine, which was clearly never designed to handle the high demand of an online game with multiple players on a single server.

Bethesda數十年前的重度模型化的創作引擎，顯然不是為了處理一個服務器上有多個玩家的網絡遊戲的高需求而設計的。

The game crippled Bethesda's reputation, and the developer only seems to keep digging themselves in further with each new update.

這款遊戲削弱了Bethesda的聲譽，而開發商似乎只會在每一次新的更新中不斷進一步挖掘自己。

Fingers crossed for Star Field and Elder scrolls.

Mhm, yeah, Number three Anthem Yeah, after mass effect, Andromeda.

是的,第三名,聖歌 是的,在品質效應之後,仙女座。

BioWare had a lot of trust to build back up among gamers with Anthem.

BioWare通過《聖歌》在玩家中重新建立了很多信任。

The much hyped title got off to a brilliant start with the jaw dropping demo at e 3, 2017, only to go mostly silent leading up to the games launch.

這款備受矚目的標題在2017年e 3上以令人瞠目結舌的演示開了一個輝煌的開端，只是在遊戲推出前大多沉寂。

Gamers were cautiously optimistic about the Iron Man simulator, but after Andromeda.

遊戲玩家對鋼鐵俠模擬器持謹慎樂觀的態度，但在仙女座之後。

Mhm bugs and glitches dragged down the titles already repetitive and grind the gameplay in a world far more linear and empty than originally promised.

Mhm的bug和小故障拖累了標題本來就很重複的遊戲，並且在一個遠比最初承諾的線性和空洞的世界中磨合遊戲。

Reports of the Games development didn't help matters when it was revealed that most of the game was patched together in the last few months amid an already turmoil production.

遊戲開發的報道並沒有幫助事情，當它被發現大部分遊戲是在過去幾個月裡在已經動盪的生產中修補在一起。

He's got to learn for himself what he can and cannot do.

他要自己學習什麼能做什麼不能做。

Mhm, Yeah, yeah, oh, Even today, the Shenmue series still carries quite a bit of weight in the gaming community, known for popularizing the use of day night cycles and quick time events.

嗯，是啊，是啊，哦，即使到了今天，《神曲》系列在遊戲界仍然有相當的分量，以普及日夜循環和快速時間事件的使用而聞名。

The 1st and 2nd games were four ahead of their time.

Naturally, fans have been clamoring for another entry.

自然，粉絲們紛紛表示要再來一次。

And at e 3, 2015, gamers finally got their wish with series creator used Suzuki launching a Kickstarter campaign.

而在2015年e月3日，玩家們終於實現了自己的願望，系列創作者用鈴木發起了Kickstarter活動。

Oh yeah, that's just how things work here.

哦，是的，這就是這裡的工作方式。

Many were understandably hesitant, and after multiple delays, the game finally released to middling reviews.

很多人的猶豫是可以理解的，在經過多次延期後，遊戲終於發佈了，評價中規中矩。

At best, it was a game seemingly stuck in another time and worse yet it ended on yet another cliffhanger that might never be resolved.

最好的情況是，這是一個似乎停留在另一個時空的遊戲，更糟糕的是，它以另一個可能永遠無法解決的懸崖結束。

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