字幕列表 影片播放 由 AI 自動生成 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW." 歡迎來到 "深夜秀"。 I AM YOU HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 我是你的主播,史蒂芬-科爾伯特。 HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! HAPPY ST.PATRICK'S DAY!PATRICK'S DAY! IT'S A BIG DAY FOR ME, SINCE I'M IRISH. 這對我來說是個重要的日子,因為我是愛爾蘭人。 I'M A COLBERT, I'M A TUCK, I'M A FEE, I'M A CONLEY, I'M A TORMIE, 我是柯爾伯特,我是塔克,我是費,我是康利,我是托米。 I'M AN O'NEILL. 我是一個奧尼爾。 IN FACT, I SCORED 100% ON ROTTEN POTATOES. 事實上,我在爛洋芋上得分100%。 BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC, ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS VERY 由於大熊貓的緣故,聖帕特里克節是非常重要的。PATRICK'S DAY IS VERY DIFFERENT THIS YEAR. 今年的不同。 FOR INSTANCE, HERE IN NEW YORK, THEY COULDN'T HOLD THE NORMAL 在紐約這裡,他們無法保持正常的生活方式 PARADE. PARADE: THEY JUST HAD A SMALL ONE TO KEEP THE TRADITION TECHNICALLY 他們只是有一個小的,以保持傳統的技術。 ALIVE. 活著。 AND TO ENSURE NO CROWDS WOULD SHOW UP, ORGANIZERS INVITED 為了確保不會有人群出現,組織者邀請了 BILL de BLASIO. BILL DE BLASIO. THE C.D.C. IS TELLING PEOPLE TO STAY HOME THIS YEAR BECAUSE C.D.C.告訴人們今年要留在家裡,因為 "ATTENDING GATHERINGS TO CELEBRATE ST. PATRICK'S DAY "參加慶祝聖帕特里克節的集會。PATRICK'S DAY INCREASES YOUR RISK OF GETTING AND SPREADING COVID-19," AND AN 增加您感染和傳播COVID-19的風險,"和一個。 EVEN GREATER RISK OF SPREADING CARTOONISH STEREOTYPES. 更大的風險,傳播卡通風格。 ( AS LEPRECHUN ) "STAY SIX FEET AWAY FROM ME POT "離我六英尺遠的鍋"。 O' GOLD!" THE C.D.C.'S WARNING REALLY 金子!"C.D.C.的警告真的是: TAKES A SHELEIGHLEIGH TO ALL THE BELOVED ST. PADDY'S DAY 採取了一個SHELEIGHIGH到所有親愛的聖。PADDY'S DAY TRADITIONS, LIKE GREEN BEER AND SHAMROCKS AND THOSE BUTTONS THAT 傳統,如綠色啤酒和沙姆斯基,以及那些按鈕。 SAY "LICK ME, I'M IRISH." 說 "舔我,我是愛爾蘭人" AND I'M SURE THESE NEW WARNINGS ARE GOING TO BE VERY EFFECTIVE, 我敢肯定,這些新的警告會非常有效。 BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS KNOWN FOR, 因為如果說聖帕特里克節有什麼特點的話,那就是PATRICK'S DAY is known for, IT'S RESPONSIBLE DECISIONS. 這是負責任的決定。 THE C.D.C. SAYS THAT "THE SAFEST WAY TO CELEBRATE ST. PATRICK'S C.D.C.說:"慶祝聖帕特里克節的最安全方式。PATRICK'S DAY THIS YEAR IS TO GATHER VIRTUALLY." 今年的日子是要好好地聚一聚。" SO, HEARTFELT THANKS TO ALL THE REVELERS TONIGHT HAVING THEIR 所以,心聲感謝所有的啟示者今晚有他們的。 DRUNKEN FISTFIGHTS ON ZOOM. 在ZOOM上的醉拳。 NOW, THE WHITE HOUSE GOT INTO THE ST. PATRICK'S DAY SPIRIT 現在,白宮進入了聖帕特里克節的精神狀態。聖帕特里克節的精神 TODAY BY DYING THE WATER IN THE WHITE HOUSE FOUNTAIN, FINALLY 今天把白屋噴泉裡的水染了,終於... ... DELIVERING ON JOE BIDEN'S CAMPAIGN PROMISE OF CREATING 兌現喬-比登的競選承諾,創建 NEW GREEN JOBS. 新的綠色工作機會: IN THE AFTERNOON, BIDEN HELD A VIRTUAL MEETING WITH IRISH 下午,比登與愛爾蘭人舉行了一次真正的會晤。 TEE-SHOCK AND MAN WHOSE HAIR WAS DRIVEN OUT ALONG WITH IRELAND'S TEE-SHOCK和男子的頭髮被趕出了愛爾蘭。 SNAKES, MICHAEL MARTIN. SNAKES, MICHAEL MARTIN. HIS NAME KIND OF LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL, BUT IT'S PRONOUNCED 他的名字看起來有點像邁克爾,但它的發音 "MEE"-HOLE. "MEE"-HOLE。 IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE WEIRD IRISH THINGS, LIKE HOW SEAN IS 這只是那些奇怪的愛爾蘭的事情之一, 像西恩是如何的 PRONOUNCED SHAWN, AND SIOBHAN IS PRONOUNCED SHI-VAHN, AND SODA PRONOUNED SHAWN, AND SIOBHAN IS PRONOUNED SHI-VAHN, AND SODA. BREAD IS CONSIDERED FOOD. 麵包被認為是食物。 BIDEN CAME DRESSED FOR THE OCCASION WEARING A CLUMP OF BIDEN穿上了一襲CLUMP的服裝,出席了此次活動。 SHAMROCKS IN HIS SUIT POCKET-- EITHER THAT, OR HE'S SLOWLY 西裝口袋裡的沙姆斯基... 要麼是這樣,要麼是他在慢慢地走。 TURNING INTO A CHIA-PREZ. 變成一個CHIA-PREZ。 OF COURSE, THE REASON WE HAVE A LOT OF IRISH AMERICANS, BECAUSE 當然,我們有很多愛爾蘭裔美國人的原因,是由於 OVER THE CENTURIES, AMERICANS HAVE COME TO THIS COUNTRY FROM 幾百年來,美國人從世界各地來到這個國家。 ALL OVER THE WRLD. 在世界範圍內, AND ONE GROUP OF AMERICANS TOO OFTEN THREATENED BY RACISM IS 而有一群美國人經常受到種族主義的威脅。 ASIAN AMERICANS. 亞裔美國人: THE MOST RECENT, HORRIFYING EXAMPLE OF THAT THREAT JUST 最新的,令人毛骨悚然的例子,這種威脅只是。 PLAYED OUT TRAGICALLY IN ATLANTA, WHERE EIGHT PEOPLE, 在亞特蘭大上演了一場悲劇,其中有八人。 INCLUDING SIX ASIAN WOMEN, WERE KILLED. 包括6名亞洲婦女被殺害。 AND I SEE ON THE TV THAT THE POLICE ARE REPORTING THAT THE 我在電視上看到,警察報告說... GUY WHO DID IT SAYS IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH RACE, BUT WHY 做這件事的人說這與種族無關,但為什麼呢? SHOULD WE BELIEVE HIM? 我們應該相信他嗎? HE'S A MURDERER. 他是個殺人犯。 AND THE FACT IS, SIX ASIAN WOMEN ARE DEAD AT A TIME WHEN THAT 而事實是,六個亞洲婦女死亡的時間,當該 COMMUNITY IS ALREADY LIVING UNDER A CLOUD OF FEAR. 社區已經生活在恐懼的陰影之下。 AT MOMENTS LIKE THIS I-- I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO SAY, OTHER THAN-- 在這樣的時刻,我... 我永遠不知道該說什麼,除了... THAT OUR HEARTS GO OUT TO EVERYONE STRUCK BY THIS TERRIBLE 我們的心向所有受到這種可怕的打擊的人致敬。 TRAGEDY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY ANSWERS, NOT IMMEDIATELY. 悲劇,因為我沒有答案,不是立即。 THE ONLY ANSWER THAT COMES TO MIND IS A SIMPLE BUT STRANGELY 我想到的唯一答案是一個簡單但奇怪的答案 DIFFICULT ONE THESE DAYS, AND THAT'S TO NOT HATE EACH 這些天最難的一件事,就是不恨對方。 OTHER, TO RECOGNIZE OUR COMMON HUMANITY. 其他,認識到我們共同的人性。 TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT WE'RE A NASHT OF IMMIGRANTS. 認識到我們是一個移民的夜晚。 WE MIGHT BELIEVE DIFFERENT THINGS, WE MIGHT NOT LOOK THE 我們可能相信不同的東西,我們可能不一樣。 SAME, BUT WE ARE ALL AMERICANS. 一樣,但我們都是美國人。 WE SHARE A COMMON BELIEF THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. 我們有一個共同的信念,即人人生而平等。 AND IT IS THAT BELIEF ITSELF THAT MAKES PEOPLE WANT TO COME 而正是這種信念,讓人們願意來這裡 HIRE. 僱用。 IN FACT, THERE BEEN AN INCREASE OF PEOPLE ARRIVING HERE EVEN 事實上,已經有更多的人來到這裡,甚至是... BEFORE JOE BIDEN TOOK OFFICE. 在喬-比登上任之前。 THEN AFTER INAUGURATION, BIDEN ENDED THE PREVIOUS 然後在就職後,比登結束了之前的工作。 ADMINISTRATION'S MIGRANT POLICY OF IMMEDIATELY EXPELLING TEENS 行政當局立即驅逐青少年的移民政策 AND CHILDREN. 和孩子們。 IN FACT, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY EXPECTS THE 事實上,國土安全部期望 U.S. TO REACH A 20-YEAR HIGH IN NUMBERS OF MIGRANTS ARRIVING AT 美國將達到20年來的新高,移民到達的數量。 THE SOUTHERN BORDER. 南方邊界: BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 但這是不可能的。 WE BUILT A WALL! 我們建了一堵牆! MEXICO PAID FOR A WALL. 墨西哥買了一堵牆。 BIG WALL, BEAUTIFUL WALL! 大牆,美麗的牆! NOBODY'S EVER SEEN A WALL QUITE LIKE THAT WALL! 沒有人見過像那堵牆一樣的牆! WAS THAT ALL BULL (BLEEP)? 是所有的牛(嗶)? AND I'M BEING TOLD THAT WAS ALL BULL (BLEEP). 我被告知,這是所有的廢話(嗶)。 WHILE THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION'S HEART WAS IN THE RIGHT PLACE, 雖然比登行政當局的心是在正確的地方。 THEY DID NOT, APPARENTLY, PLAN FOR THIS INCREASE. 他們沒有,顯然,計劃這種增加。 AS A RESULT, RIGHT NOW, THERE ARE MORE THAN 4,000 MIGRANT 是以,目前有超過4,000名移民。 CHILDREN IN BORDER PATROL CUSTODY. 邊境巡邏隊的兒童; LAST NIGHT, PRESIDENT BIDEN SAT DOWN WITH ABC'S GEORGE 昨晚,比登總統與美國廣播公司的GEORGE坐在一起。 STEPHANOPOULOS, WHO ASKED ABOUT THE SITUATION. 他問及當時的情況。 >> DO YOU HAVE TO SAY QUITE CLEARLY, "DON'T COME"? >> 你一定要很清楚地說 "不要來 "嗎? >> YES. >> 是。 I CAN SAY QUITE CLEARLY, DON'T COME OVER. 我可以很清楚地說,不要過來。 >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, BUT THEN WE SHOULD PROBABLY CHANGE THE >> 斯蒂芬: 好吧,但我們應該改變一下 POEM ON THE STATUE OF LIBERTY TO "GIVE ME YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR. 關於《自由女神》的詩句:"給我你的疲倦,你的貧窮。 YOUR HUDDLED MASSES. 你的HUDLED民眾。 WAIT, HOW MANY IS A MASS? 等等,多少是一個品質? THAT'S A LOT. 這是一個很大的。 HOW ABOUT JUST A HUDDLED BUNCH OR A HUDDLED THROUPLE?" 一群人或一群人怎麼樣?" BUT BIDEN'S DE-INVITATION IS TEMPORARY. 但比登的邀請只是暫時的。 MOST OF THESE UNACCOMPANIED KIDS HAVE RELATIVES IN THE UNITED 這些無家可歸的孩子中,大部分都有親戚在美國。 AND THE ADMINISTRATION'S GOAL IS TO REUNITE THESE KIDS WITH THEIR 而政府的目標是讓這些孩子和他們的家人團聚。 FAMILIES WITHIN A WEEK. 一週內的家庭: BUT THEY DON'T HAVE THAT PROCESS IN PLACE YET, SO BIDEN ASKED THE 但他們還沒有這個程序,所以BIDEN問道。 MIGRANTS FOR PATIENCE. 遷徙者求醫問藥。 >> DON'T LEAVE YOUR TOWN OR CITY OR COMMUNITY. >> 不要離開你的城鎮或城市或社區。 WE'RE IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING SET UP. 我們正在建立的過程中。 ( AS BIDEN ) "RED ROVER, RED ROVER, DON'T "RED ROVER, RED ROVER, DON'T... SEND MIGRANTS RIGHT OVER, JACK. 馬上派移民過來,傑克。 HOW DO YOU SAY "JACK" IN SPANISH? 如何用西班牙語說 "傑克"? JACKAMOLE? JACKAMOLE? C'MON. 來吧。 WAIT, DON'T C'MON." 等等,別這樣。" SO, BIDEN'S GOING TO DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY, BUT IT'S NOT A 所以,BIDEN要做的事情不同,但這不是一個。 QUICK FIX. 快速修復。 AMERICA'S IMMIGRATION POLICY HAS BEEN A MESS FOR DECADES. 美國的移民政策幾十年來一直是個爛攤子。 OBAMA TRIED TO DEAL WITH IT IN HIS WAY. 奧巴馬試圖以他的方式處理它。 THAT WASN'T GREAT. 這不是偉大的。 THE LAST GUY TRIED TO DEAL WITH IT IN HIS WAY, WHICH WASN'T 最後一個傢伙試圖用他的方式來處理它,這不是 GREAT AGAIN. 偉大的再次。 NOW BIDEN'S GOING TO TRY HIS WAY, BUT BETWEEN THE PANDEMIC, 現在,比登要去嘗試他的方式,但之間的PANDEMIC。 AND THE ECONOMY, AND THE CAPITOL RIOT, HE INHERITED QUITE A MESS. 和經濟,和國會暴動, 他繼承了不少麻煩。 WHEN HE WALKED IN THE WHITE HOUSE, IT LOOKED LIKE THIS. 當他走進白宮時,它看起來像這樣。 STEPHANOPOULOS ALSO ASKED BIDEN ABOUT SOMETHING HE SAID TO STEPHANOPOULOS也問過BIDEN關於他說過的一些話。 VLADIMIR PUTIN. 弗拉基米爾-普京: >> YOU SAID YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T HAVE A SOUL. >> 你說你知道他沒有靈魂。 >> I DID SAY THAT TO HIM, YES. >> 我確實對他說過,是的。 AND HIS RESPONSE WAS "WE UNDERSTAND ONE ANOTHER." 而他的回答是 "我們互相理解" I WASN'T BEING A WISE GUY. 我不是在做一個聰明的傢伙。 I WAS ALONE WITH HIM IN HIS OFFICE. 我在他的辦公室裡和他獨處。 I SAID, "I LOOKED IN YOUR EYES, AND I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE A 我說:"我看著你的眼睛,我不認為你有一個。 SOUL." 靈魂。" HE LOOKED BACK AND SAID, "WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER." 他回頭看了看,說:"我們互相理解。" >> Stephen: WOW. >> 史蒂芬:WOW。 BADASS JOE! BADASS JOE! THAT SOUNDS LIKE JAMES BOND IN A SCENE FROM "DR. NO MALARKEY." 這聽起來像 "無馬勒基博士 "裡的詹姆斯-邦德的場景No Malarkey." >> A NEW INTELLIGENCE REPORT SAYS RUSSIA TRIED TO HELP THE >> 一份新的情報報告稱,俄羅斯試圖幫助美國的 EX-PRESIDENT IN THE 2020 ELECTION. 2020年選舉中的前總統。 YES, RUSSIA PITCHED IN, ALONG WITH THE EX-PRESIDENT'S OTHER 是的,俄羅斯插手了,還有總統的其他國家。 ALLIES: FOX NEWS, MYPILLOWS, INSTITUTIONAL RACISM, AND THE 盟友:福克斯新聞,MYPILLOWS, 體制內的種族主義,和 UNITED FEDERATION OF TERRIBLE UNCLES. 恐怖組織聯合會: PUTIN HELPING THE EX-PRESIDENT IN THE LAST ELECTION IS 普京在上次選舉中幫助總統是 APPALLING, BUT NOT EXACTLY A SHOCKER. 令人震驚,但並不完全是一個震驚。 WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEW SEGMENT ABOUT THE OLD 這讓我想到了我的新篇章,關於舊的。 ADMINISTRATION, "EXACTLY WHAT YOU THOUGHT, BUT WORSE THAN YOU 行政管理,"和你想的一樣,但比你想的更糟糕"。 IMAGINED." IMAGINED"。 ( SNARLING ) AT THIS POINT, PUTIN'S MEDDLING 在這一點上,普京的MEDDLING, IN OUR ELECTIONS FEELS LIKE OLD NEWS. 在我們的選舉中,感覺就像舊聞。 BUT IT'S NOT. 但它不是。 IT'S NEW NEWS! 這是新消息! AND IN A NEW NEWS CLIP RELEASED THIS MORNING, STEPHANOPOULOS 而在今天早上發佈的新聞短片中,斯蒂芬諾普洛斯... ASKED THE PRESIDENT WHAT HE WAS GOING TO DO ABOUT THE NEW NEWS. 主席問他打算如何處理這些新聞。 >> THE DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE CAME OUT WITH A >> 國家情報局局長拿出了一份《國家情報局報告》。 REPORT SAYING THAT VLADIMIR PUTIN AUTHORIZED OPERATIONS 報道稱,弗拉基米爾-普京授權的行動 DURING THE ELECTION TO DENIGRATE YOU, SUPPORT PRESIDENT TRUMP, 在選舉中詆譭你,支持特朗普總統。 UNDERMINE OUR ELECTIONS, DIVIDE OUR SOCIETY. 破壞我們的選舉,分裂我們的社會。 WHAT PRICE MUST HE PAY? 他要付多少錢? >> HE WILL PAY A PRICE. >> 他將支付一個價格。 WE HAD A LONG TALK, HE AND I. 我們談了很久,他和我。 I KNOW HIM RELATIVELY WELL, AND THE CONVERSATION STARTED OFF-- 我對他的關係很瞭解,談話一開始... ... I SAID, "I KNOW YOU AND YOU KNOW ME. 我說:"我知道你,你也知道我。 IF I ESTABLISH THIS OCCURRED, THEN BE PREPARED." 如果我確定這是發生了,那就準備好吧。" >> Stephen: IN OTHER WORDS: >> RUSSIA, IF YOU'RE >> 史蒂芬: 換句話說。>> 俄羅斯,如果你是 LISTENING... 傾聽... IT'S PAYBACK TIME!" >> Stephen: AND PAYBACK'S A 現在是還錢的時候!">> 史蒂芬:而還款是一個 BORSCHT. BORSCHT. TO TEST THAT BIDEN REALLY KNEW PUTIN, STEPHANPOLOUS GAVE HIM A 為了測試比登是否真的認識普京,斯蒂芬-波利斯給了他一個。 POP QUIZ. POP QUIZ。 >> SO YOU KNOW VLADIMIR PUTIN. >> 所以你認識弗拉基米爾-普京。 YOU THINK HE IS A KILLER? 你認為他是個殺手? >> UH-HUH, I DO. >> 呃,我是這樣想的。 >> Stephen: WOW, THAT WAS EASY. >> 史蒂芬:哇,那很容易。 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW GOOD IT FEELS TO HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO 你知道有一個總統的感覺有多好嗎? ACKNOWLEDGES REALITY? 認清現實? >> UH-HUH, I DO. >> 呃,我是這樣做的。 >> Stephen: FINALLY, AFTER FOUR YEARS OF THE OLD GUY, WE HAVE A >> Stephen:終於,經過了四年的老傢伙,我們有了一個。 PRESIDENT WHO'S GOING TO STAND UP TO DICTATORS. 誰將會站出來對抗獨裁者的總統。 ( AS BIDEN ) "HEY, PUTIN, YOU'RE A SOULLESS "嘿,普京,你是個沒有靈魂的人 KILLER. 殺手: KIM JONG-UN, WHAT'S WITH THAT HAIR, MAN? 金正恩,你的頭髮怎麼了,夥計? YOU USE A FLOWBEE WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED? 你閉著眼睛也要使用飛蜂? ZING! 叮! HEY, DUTERTE. 嘿, DUTERTE. MORE LIKE DOO-DOO TERTE, AM I RIGHT? 更多的是像DOO-DOO TERTE,我說的對嗎? HEY, ERDOGAN, YOU MIGHT BE FROM TURKEY, BUT YOUR GOOSE IS 嘿,埃爾多安,你可能來自土耳其,但你的鵝是。 COOKED! 熟了! HEY MOHAMMED BIN SALMAN, YOU-- THINGS ARE GOING TO CHANGE, 嘿,穆罕默德-賓-薩爾曼,你... ... 事情會發生變化。 BUSTER, SOON AS THERE'S PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST. 布斯特,一旦中東地區和平, SO, WATCH IT." 所以,看好了。" THE REPORT SAYS RUSSIA WORKED TO PUSH MISLEADING OR 報道稱,俄羅斯努力推動誤導性或 UNSUBSTANTIATED ALLEGATIONS AGAINST PRESIDENT BIDEN TO U.S. 對美國總統比登的不實指控。 MEDIA ORGANIZATIONS, AND TRIED TO "UNDERMINE PUBLIC CONFIDENCE 媒體組織,並試圖 "破壞公眾的信任"。 IN THE ELECTORAL PROCESS AND EXACERBATE SOCIOPOLITICAL 在選舉過程中,以及在社會政治上的表現。 DIVISIONS IN THE U.S." 在美國的部門" OH, THAT MUST BE NICE FOR THE EX-PRESIDENT TO DISCOVER THAT HE 哦,這一定是很好的總統發現,他的。 AND HIS FRIEND HAVE ALL THE SAME HOBBIES! 和他的朋友都有同樣的愛好! I WONDER IF PUTIN ALSO LOVES COMPLAINING ABOUT LOW-FLOW 我想知道普京是否也喜歡抱怨低流。 TOILETS? TOILETS? THIS DISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN CAME RIGHT FROM THE TOP. 這場宣傳攻勢從上而下。 ACCORDING TO U.S. INTELLIGENCE, PUTIN WAS "AWARE OF AND PROBABLY 根據美國的情報,普京 "知道,而且可能是 DIRECTED" THE OPERATION TO HURT BIDEN AND GIVE THE EX-PRESIDENT 指揮 "傷害比登的行動,並給了總統 A BOOST. 震動。 NOW, ALL THROUGH THE ELECTION, WE WERE WARNED BY THE 現在,在整個選舉過程中,我們都被警告說: INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITIES TO BE ON GUARD AGAINST PUTIN, AGAINST 智能社區要防範普京,防範 RUSSIA USING DISINFORMATION TO HELP THE FORMER PRESIDENT AND 俄國利用虛假資訊幫助前總統和總統夫人 HIS ADMINISTRATION. 他的行政管理: THERE WAS JUST ONE WEAK LINK IN OUR DEFENES: THE FORMER 我們的防守中只有一個薄弱環節,就是前鋒。 PRESIDENT AND HIS ADMINISTRATION. 主席和他的行政部門: BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT, THIS RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA "WAS OPENLY 因為事實證明,這個俄羅斯的宣傳 "是公開的"。 EMBRACED, BY THE EX-PRESIDENT'S ALLIES." "由前任總統的盟友簽署" ( AS ERIC ) "DAD, I HEARD YOU AND YOUR "爸爸,我聽到你和你的... FRIENDS ARE OPENLY EMBRACING NOW! 朋友們現在都在敞開胸懷擁抱! CAN I GET IN ON THAT? 我可以加入嗎? I'D SETTLE FOR EYE CONTACT." 我寧願選擇眼神接觸。" DAD! 爸爸! RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE TARGETED REPUBLICANS USING A GO-BETWEEN: 俄羅斯情報部門以共和黨人為目標,利用 "中間人"。 UKRAINIAN PARLIAMENT MEMBER AND STAR OF "N.Y.-K.G.B. BLUE," 烏克蘭議員和 "紐約-K.G.B.藍色 "明星, ANDRII DERKACH. ANDRII DERKACH. DERKACH-- OR SOMETHINGMET WITH RUDY GIULIANI AND OTHER USEFUL DERKACH--或與RUDY GIULIANI和其他有用的東西見面。 IDIOTS AND FED THEM MISINFORMATION ABOUT JOE BIDEN'S 白痴和喂他們誤傳了喬-比登的消息。 FAMILY, WHICH WAS THEN REPEATED BY FRIENDS OF THE EX-PRESIDENT 家庭,後來又被前總統的朋友們重複了。 AND FRIENDS OF TREASON, LIKE G.O.P. REPRESENTATIVES JIM 和朋友的TREASON,如G.O.P.代表JIM ... JORDAN, DEVIN NUNES, AND FOX HOST SEAN HANNITY. 喬丹,DEVIN NUNES,和FOX主持人Sean HANNITY。 THOUGHTFUL OF THEM TO MAKE PUTIN'S JOB EASIER. 想到他們讓普京的工作更輕鬆。 ( WITH RUSSIAN ACCENT ) "OKAY (與俄羅斯口音)"OKAY"。 PLAN IS TO INFILTRATE AMERICAN SOCIAL MEDIA WITH CAREFULLY 計劃在美國社交媒體上精心滲透。 SCRIPTED MATERIAL THAT INSINUA- WHAT'S THAT? 抄寫的材料,INSINUA - 那是什麼? DEVIN NUNES IS JUST GOING TO GO ON "HANNITY" AND REPEAT IT DEVIN NUNES只是去上 "HANNITY"重複一遍 WERBATIM? WERBATIM? OKAY, WEEKEND IS CLEAR! 好了,週末可以休息了! WHO WANTS TO COME TO THE DACHA AND PLAY POISON THE NAVALNY?" 誰想來DACHA玩 "毒害海軍 "的遊戲?" WHEN ASKED ABOUT IT, JIM JORDAN DENIED ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE 當被問及此事時,吉姆-喬丹否認對此事知情。 RUSSIAN SMEAR CAMPAIGN. 俄羅斯抹黑運動: >> I NEVER SAW, NEVER HEARD OF, NEVER WAS TOLD ABOUT ANY TYPE OF >> 我從來沒有看到,從來沒有聽說過,從來沒有聽說過任何類型的。 ABUSE. 虐待: IF I HAD BEEN, I WOULD HAVE DEALT WITH IT. 如果我是,我一定會處理好的。 >> Stephen: OH, WAIT, I'M SORRY. >> 哦,等等,對不起。 THAT WAS JORDAN DENYING ANY KNOWLEDGE OF SEXUAL ABUSE OF 那是約旦否認任何知道的性虐待的。 COLLEGE ATHLETES WHEN HE WAS A WRESTLING COACH. 當他當摔跤教練時的大學運動員。 HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE? 那是怎麼進去的? SO WHY IS THIS WORSE THAN YOU IMAGINED? 那麼,為什麼這比你想象的還要糟糕? BECAUSE JIM JORDAN AND DEVIN NUNES AND OTHER "STOP THE STEAL" 因為JIM JORDAN和DEVIN NUNES以及其他 "阻止偷竊 "的人 LIARS LIKE SENATOR RON JOHNSON WERE IN OUR CAPITOL, PARROTING 像羅恩-約翰遜參議員這樣的金光黨在我們的首都,鸚鵡學舌。 THE PROPAGANDA OF OUR SWORN ENEMY. 我們宣誓的敵人的宣傳。 THAT'S LIKE YOUR HIGH SCHOOL'S CHEERLEADING SQUAD CHANTING, 這就像你的高中的啦啦隊喊話。 "U-G-L-Y WE AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI "U-G-L-Y,我們沒有ALIBI。 WE'RE UGLY! 我們是醜陋的! OOH-OOH AND CLUMSY! 哦,哦,哦,還有粘稠的東西! WE SUCK!" I COULD HAVE MADE THE QUAD. 我們很爛!"我本來可以做四重奏的。 YOU CAN'T SEE I'M DOING THE FULL SPLIT. 你看不出我在做完整的分割。 I'M DOING THE FULL SPLIT. 我正在做的完整的分裂。 IF IT WAS A WIDER SHOT, YOU COULD SEE. 如果是更寬的鏡頭,你可以看到。 NOW, HISTORICALLY, WHEN A MEMBER OF ANY GOVERNMENT WORKS TO 現在,歷史上,當任何政府的成員在工作時,都會有 ADVANCE THE INTERESTS OF A FOREIGN ADVERSARY, THERE ARE 損害外國投資者的利益,有: GRAVE CONSEQUENCES-- OFTEN INVOLVING A GRAVE. 墳墓的後果 -- 經常涉及到墳墓。 SO THE EX-PRESIDENT TOOK GUYS LIKE JORDAN AND NUNES, LINED 所以總統帶著像喬丹和努內斯這樣的人,襯托出他們的身份 THEM UP, AND GOT THEM RIGHT IN THE HEART, WITH MEDALS OF 他們,並得到了他們的心臟,與獎章的正中。 FREEDOM. 自由。 THEY GOT THEM FOR SERVICE TO THEIR COUNTRY. 他們是為國家服務而獲得的。 MAYBE ONE DAY IT WILL BE AMERICA. 也許有一天,它將是美國。 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 我們已經為你準備了一個很棒的節目,今晚。 I'LL BE TALKING TO EARVIN "MAGIC" JOHNSON. 我會跟EARVIN "魔術師 "約翰遜。 BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, I DEFEND A FEMALE DAYTIME TALK SHOW HOST 但是,當我們回來的時候,我為一個女性日間談話節目主持人辯護。 WHO WILL NOT BE CENSORED. 哪些人將不會被審查。 STICK AROUND. 堅持下去。 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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