WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

歡迎來到 "深夜秀"。

I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

我是你的主播，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

WE HAVE A HELL OF A SHOW TONIGHT, BLOCKBUSTER GUESTS.

我們今晚有一場精彩的演出，BLOCKBUSTER嘉賓。

WE HAVE LUPITA NYONG'O, AND MARTIN FREEMAN.

我們有LUPITA NYONG'O，和MARTIN FREEMAN。

LUPITA IS COMING TO US FROM KENYA, MARTIN FROM LONDON.

盧比達從肯亞來找我們，馬丁從倫敦來找我們。

WE ARE TRULY INTERNATIONAL AT THIS POINT.

我們是真正的國際在這一點上。

I'M IMPRESSED.

我很感動。

NOBODY ELSE SEEMS TO BE IMPRESSED.

似乎沒有人感到驚訝。

( LAUGHTER ) EVIE IS HERE.

（笑）EVIE在這裡。

HELLO, MY DARLING.

你好，我親愛的。

ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS IMPRESS YOUR GIRLS.

你只想讓你的女孩們興奮。

HEY, FOLKS.

嘿，夥計們。

CAN YOU FEEL IT?

你能感覺到嗎？

AMERICA HAS A BIT OF PEP IN ITS STEP, AND HOPEFULLY SOON, A SHOT

美國的步伐有了些許活力，希望不久之後，能有一線生機

IN ITS ARM, BECAUSE THE VACCINE ROLLOUT IS ON A ROLL.

在它的手臂上，因為 疫苗流通是在滾動。

IN MICHIGAN AND CONNECTICUT, ALL RESIDENTS 16 AND OLDER CAN GET

在密歇根州和康涅狄格州，所有16歲及以上的居民都可以得到

THE VACCINE STARTING APRIL 5.

疫苗從4月5日開始。

GREAT NEWS, CONNECTICUT TEENS!

好消息，康涅狄格州的青少年們!

YOU'RE GOING TO PROM!

你要去舞會了！

BAD NEWS: MOMS AND DADS WANT TO COME, TOO, BECAUSE WE'RE

壞消息：媽媽和爸爸們也想來，因為我們也是。

SICK OF BEING HOME.

厭倦了回家。

WE WANT TO PUT ON FANCY CLOTHES AND HAVE ENCHANTMENT UNDER THE

我們要穿上花哨的衣服，在下面享受快樂。

SEA!

海！

WHO DID YOU GO TO PROM WITH.

你和誰一起去舞會的？

>> WE DIDN'T HAVE PROM.

>> 我們沒有PROM。

IT WAS AN ALL-GIRLS' SCHOOL.

那是一所女子學校。

>> Stephen: SADIE HAWKINS?

>> 斯蒂芬：薩迪-霍金斯？

>> JUNIOR-SENIOR.

>> JUNIOR-SENIOR.

>> Stephen: WHO DID YOU GO TO JUNIOR-SENIOR WITH?

>> 史蒂芬：你和誰一起上的高三？

YOU DON'T REMEMBER?

你不記得了？

IT WAS AL PHILLIPS, WASN'T IT?

是艾爾-菲利普斯，不是嗎？

>> NO.

>> NO.

IT WAS CHAMP.

它是CHAMP。

>> Stephen: IT WAS CHAMP YARBORO.

>> 史蒂芬：是雅博羅山莊。

HI, CHAMP!

嗨，CHAMP！

HI, CHAMP!

嗨，CHAMP！

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

很高興見到你。

SHE DATED A GUY NAMED CHAMP.

她和一個叫CHAMP的傢伙約會。

WHAT CHANCE DID I HAVE IN HIGH SCHOOL?

我在高中有什麼機會？

SHE'S DATING A GUY NAMED CHAMP.

她在和一個叫CHAMP的傢伙約會。

STOP WHAT?

停止什麼？

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY.

沒有什麼壞的宣傳。

I'M JUST SAYING THE MAN HAS A NAME THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WINNER.

我只是說這個人的名字聽起來像個贏家。

WHAT WAS THE THEME?

主題是什麼？

WHAT WAS-- DID YOU HAVE A THEME?

你有什麼主題嗎？

I THINK OUR-- I THINK OURS LITERALLY WAS ENCHANTMENT UNDER

我認為我們的... 我認為我們的字面意思是在下面的恩賜。

THE SEA.

海。

>> THE SENIOR-- THE JUNIOR-- THE GIRLS' JUNIOR CLASS WOULD HOLD A

>> SENIOR--THE JUNIOR--THE GIRLS'S JUNIOR CLASSY WOULD HOLD A

PARENT FOR THE GIRLS' SENIOR CLASS.

女生高級班的家長：

AND OUR THEME WAS "THE SOUND OF MUSIC."

我們的主題是 "音樂之聲"。

>> Stephen: YOUR THEME WAS THE MUSICAL "SOUND OF MUSIC?

>> 史蒂芬：你的主題是音樂的 "音樂之聲"？

WHO WERE THE NAUGHTIES?

誰是NAUGHTIES？

OKAY, LET'S MOVE ON.

好吧，讓我們繼續前進。

>> THE BOYS.

>> 《男孩》。

>> Stephen: THE BOYS, OKAY.

>> 孩子們，好的。

SOME STATES ARE MOVING EVEN FASTER.

有些州的動作更快。

TODAY, OHIO ANNOUNCED EVERYONE 4 AND OVER IS ELIGIBLE STARTING

今天，俄亥俄州宣佈4歲及以上的人都有資格開始。

FRIDAY.

週五：

THAT'S RIGHT, STARTING THIS WEEKEND, OHIO'S 40-AND-OVER

沒錯，從本週末開始，俄亥俄州的40歲及以上的人，都會有機會參加

CROWD CAN GET BACK TO THE CLUBS AND START RUBBIN' BUCKEYES.

民眾可以回到俱樂部，並開始摩擦'BUCKEYES。

DESPITE VACCINES BECOMING MORE AVAILABLE, THERE'S STILL ONE

儘管疫苗越來越多，但仍有一個問題。

THING HOLDING AMERICANS BACK: AMERICANS.

阻礙美國人的東西：美國人。

BECAUSE IN A CBS POLL, A THIRD OF REPUBLICANS SAID THEY WOULD

因為在哥倫比亞廣播公司的一項調查中，三分之一的共和黨人說他們會。

NOT BE VACCINATED.

不可吸塵。

COME ON, REPUBLICANS!

來吧，共和黨人！

NOT EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL!

不是所有的事情都是政治性的!

HOW DO WE CONVINCE YOU TO WANT IT?

我們如何說服你想要它？

WOULD IT FEEL SAFER IF THE VACCINE WAS ADMINISTERED BY AN

如果疫苗由一位醫生來管理，是否會感覺更安全？

AR-15?

AR-15？

MANY OF THE REPUBLICANS POLLED CITED DISTRUST OF GOVERNMENT AS

許多被調查的共和黨人認為，對政府的不信任是一個很重要的原因。

A REASON TO NOT BE VACCINATED.

不接種疫苗的理由。

THEY WORRY THE VACCINES WERE PRODUCED TOO QUICKLY.

他們擔心疫苗生產的速度太快。

DUH!

咄！

IT WAS PRODUCED QUICKLY BECAUSE ALL OF SCIENCE DROPPED

它被迅速生產出來，因為所有的科學都下降了。

EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOUR PRESIDENT WANTED THEM TO.

一切都是因為你的總統希望他們這樣做。

AND THEY DID EVERYTHING RIGHT WITH CLINICAL TRIALS.

他們做了一切正確的臨床試驗。

YOU WOULDN'T STAND IN FRONT OF YOUR BURNING HOUSE AND TELL THE

你不會站在你燃燒的房子前，告訴大家，你的房子被燒燬了。

FIRE DEPARTMENT: "HOLD ON, HOLD ON, YOU FELLAS GOT HERE

消防局："堅持住，堅持住，你們這些傢伙到了這裡。"堅持住，堅持住，你們這些傢伙到了這裡

SUSPICIALLY FAST, AND I READ ON FACEBOOK THAT WATER IS JUST MILK

嫌快，我在臉書上看到水只是牛奶。

FROM INVISIBLE COWS, OKAY?

從無形的牛，好嗎？

WHAT IF MY HOUSE IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT?"

如果我的房子是乳糖不耐症怎麼辦？"

SOME PEOPLE THINK THE LAST PRESIDENT SHOULD SAY SOMETHING

有些人認為上一任總統應該說些什麼。

TO CONVINCE HIS FOLLOWERS, BUT BIDEN ISN'T INTERESTED.

為了說服他的追隨者，但比登並不感興趣。

>> THE THING THAT HAS MORE IMPACT THAN ANYTHING TRUMP WOULD

>> 比特朗普所做的任何事情都更有影響力的事情。

SAY TO THE MAGA FOLKS IS WHAT THE LOCAL DOCTOR, WHAT THE LOCAL

對魔術師們說的是當地的醫生，當地的醫生，當地的醫生。

PREACHERS, WHAT THE LOCAL PEOPLE IN THE COMMUNITY SAY.

牧師，當地社區的人說什麼。

>> Stephen: (AS BIDEN) "YOU GOTTA TALK TO THE PAPERBOY,

>> 斯蒂芬：（作為BIDEN）"你得和報童談談。

JACK!

傑克！

THE MILKMAN!

牛奶人！

THE LOCAL WASHERWOMAN!

當地的洗衣女工！

OL' JASPER WHO DRIVES THE WELLS FARGO WAGON!

開WELLS FARGO貨車的老JASPER！

AND HIS HORSE BETSY AIN'T NO DUMMY, EITHER!

和他的馬BETSY不是傻瓜，無論是！

C'MON!" WANT TO GO TO PROM?

來吧！"要不要去參加舞會？

>> YES!

>> 是！

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, I'LL PICK YOU UP IN THE STUDEBAKER.

>> 好吧，我去書房接你。

>> BRING THE MUSTANG.

>> 帶來的野馬。

>> Stephen: HE HAS A CORVETTE.

>> 他有一個CORVETTE。

HE HAS A CORVETTE, MAN.

他有一個CORVETTE，男人。

ONE POTENTIAL SIDE EFFECT OF THE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE IS THAT

冠狀病毒疫苗的一個潛在的副作用是。

PEOPLE ARE EXPOSED TO THE IDEA THAT GOVERNMENT CAN GET THINGS

人們接觸到政府可以得到一些東西的想法。

DONE.

完成。

BUT SENATE REPUBLICANS HAVE A WAY TO INOCULATE THEMSELVES FROM

但是，參議院的共和黨人有辦法讓自己無罪。

PROGRESS: IT'S CALLED THE FILIBUSTER.

進展。這就是所謂的filibuster。

IN ITS CURRENT FORM, IT ALLOWS A MINORITY PARTY TO PUT THE KIBOSH

在目前的形式下，它允許一個少數派將KIBOSH放在一個新的地方。

ON BILLS THAT ARRIVE WITHOUT THE SUPPORT OF 60 SENATORS.

在沒有60名參議員支持的情況下提出的法案；

BUT IN THE LAST DECADE OR SO, IT HAS GONE FROM BEING A RARELY

但在過去的十幾年裡，它已經從一個很少有的人，變成了一個很有影響力的人。

USED TOOL TO A CORE ELEMENT OF SENATOR MITCH McCONNELL'S

使用的工具，以參議員MITCH McCONNELL的核心元素。

STRATEGY AS THE REPUBLICAN MINORITY LEADER.

作為共和黨少數派領導人的戰略。

NO SURPRISE THERE.

沒有什麼好奇怪的

REPUBLICANS ARE REKNOWN FOR THEIR RARELY USED TOOLS.

共和黨人以其很少使用的工具而聞名。

BUT HERE'S THE THING: THE SENATE DECIDES WHAT THE RULES ARE, AND

但問題是，參議院決定規則是什麼，而且... ...

THE DEMOCRATS CONTROL THE SENATE.

民主黨控制著參議院。

AND THEY WOULDN'T NEED 60 VOTES, "TO ROLL BACK THE

他們也不需要60票，"就能推翻"。

FILIBUSTER.

FILIBUSTER.

DEMOCRATS WOULD NEED A SIMPLE MAJORITY."

民主黨人需要一個簡單的多數。"

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU CAN'T FILIBUSTER CHANGING THE

沒錯，你不能用菲利普斯來改變這一切

FILIBUSTER RULES!

飛艇規則！

IT'S THE UPPER CHAMBER'S VERSION OF "YOU CAN'T WISH FOR INFINITE

這是上議院的版本 "你不能希望無限"。

WISHES."

願望。"

WHICH YOU ALSO CAN'T DO BECAUSE MITCH McCONNELL WOULD FILIBUSTER

你也不能這樣做，因為米奇-麥康奈爾會起訴的

IT.

IT：

DEMOCRATS HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING ABOUT THE FILIBUSTER YET, BUT

民主黨人還沒有采取任何行動 關於filibuster的，但

THERE ARE MURMURS AND RUMORS, WHICH IS ENOUGH TO UPSET MITCH

有Murmurs和謠言，這足以讓MITCH不高興了

McCONNELL, WHO ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND FROM HIS SEAT, TO

麥康奈爾，從死人堆裡爬起來，從他的座位上爬起來。

THREATEN TO GROUND THE SENATE TO A HALT WITH PROCEDURAL

威脅以程序性手段使參議院陷入停擺狀態

SHENANIGANS.

SHENANIGANS。

>> LET ME SAY THIS VERY CLEARLY FOR ALL 99 OF MY

>> 讓我清楚地告訴大家，為了我的99個朋友

COLLEAGUES.

聯誼會：

NOBODY SERVING IN THIS CHAMBER CAN EVEN BEGIN, CAN EVEN BEGIN

沒有人服務在這個商會甚至可以開始，甚至可以開始。

TO IMAGINE WHAT A COMPLETELY SCORCHED-EARTH SENATE WOULD

想象一下，一個完全被破壞的地球議會會是什麼？

LOOK LIKE.

看起來像。

>> Stephen: I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.

>> 我將採取我的機會。

THE LAST TIME THE UNITED STATES USED "SCORCHED EARTH," THE UNION

最後一次美國使用 "燒燬地球 "的時候，聯合國。

BEAT YOUR GUYS.

打你的人。

HE McCONNELLED ON.

他麥康奈爾上。

>> THIS CHAOS WOULD NOT OPEN UP AN EXPRESS LANE TO LIBERAL

>> 這種混亂不會給自由派開闢一條快車道。

CHANGE.

變化。

IT WOULD NOT OPEN UP AN EXPRESS LANE FOR THE BIDEN PRESIDENCY TO

它不會為比登總統開闢一條快車道，讓他可以走快車道。

SPEED INTO THE HISTORY BOOKS.

迅速進入歷史書中。

THE SENATE WOULD BE MORE LIKE A 100-CAR PILEUP-- NOTHING MOVING.

參議院將更像一個100輛汽車的堆積--沒有任何動靜。

>> Stephen: IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING, YOU IDIOT!

>> 它已經發生了，你這個白痴！

AND THE FILIBUSTER IS WHY IT'S HAPPENING!

而filibuster就是它發生的原因！

IF YOU THREATEN TO BLOW MY HEAD OFF WITH A SHOTGUN, AND I SAY

如果你威脅要用獵槍打爆我的頭，而我說：

"LET'S TAKE AWAY THAT IDIOT'S SHOTGUN," IT'S REALLY NOT MUCH

"讓我們把那個白痴的槍拿走吧"，這真的不多

OF A THREAT TO SAY, "IF YOU DO THIS, I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE

威脅說，"如果你這樣做，我會開槍打你的臉

FIVE TIMES WITH A CROSSBOW!" YOU'RE VERY GENEROUS.

五次用十字弓！"你真是太有個性了。

SPEAKING OF MANIACS ON CAPITOL HILL, THERE'S BEEN SOME

說到國會山的狂人，已經有一些

IMPORTANT ARRESTS OF TRAITOROUS MALCONTENTS WHO ATTACKED THE

襲擊聯合國機構的叛國分子的重要逮捕令。

LEGISLATURE ON JANUARY 6, AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE DEETS IN

1月6日立法，我會給你的DEETS在。

TONIGHT'S "SEDITIONIST ROUND-UP ROUNDUP."

今晚的 "SEDITIONIST ROUNDUP ROUNDUP"。

>> THEY'RE UTTERLY DESPICABLE COWARDS!

>> 他們是非常可悲的懦夫！

>> Stephen: FIRST UP ON THE ROUND-UP, THE F.B.I. ARRESTED A

>> Stephen:F. B. I. 逮捕了一名F. I.

SECURITY CONTRACTOR AT A NAVAL BASE WHO "WAS KNOWN TO MOST OF

一個海軍基地的安全承包商 "被大多數人所熟知"。

HIS CO-WORKERS AS A WHITE SUPREMACIST AND NAZI

他的同事是白人至上主義者和納粹分子

SYMPATHIZER."

同情者。"

NOW HOLD ON ONE MINUTE.

現在堅持一分鐘。

CALLING SOMEONE A NAZI SYMPATHIZER IS A PRETTY BIG

稱某人為納粹同情者是一個漂亮的大。

ACCUSATION.

ACCUSATION.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT HE-- OOOH-KAY.

你怎麼知道他... ... 哦，好。

ALL RIGHT LITTLE ON THE NOSE, BUDDY,

所有正確的小鼻子，夥計。

ALSO A LITTLE UNDER THE NOSE.

也有一點鼻子底下。

THE CHIP OFF THE OLD REICH IS NAMED TIMOTHY HALE-CUSANELLI,

老裡奇的芯片叫TIMOTHY HALE -CUSANELLI。

KNOWN FROM NOW ON AS TIMOTHY HEIL-MUSSOLINI.

從現在開始，我們知道TIMOTHY HEIL -MUSSOLINI。

AND EVER SINCE THE RIOT, FEDERAL AUTHORITIES HAVE BEEN ON THE

自從暴動以來，聯邦當局一直在關注

HUNT FOR THE TWO PEOPLE WHO SPRAYED CHEMICAL IRRITANTS AT

追捕兩名在現場噴灑化學試劑的人。

POLICE, WHICH MAY HAVE LED TO THE TRAGIC DEATH OF OFFICER

警察，這可能導致了官員的悲劇性死亡。

BRIAN SICKNICK.

BRIAN SICKNICK.

WELL, SUNDAY, THE F.B.I.

好了，星期天，F. B. I. . .

ARRESTED TWO MEN: WEST VIRGINIA RESIDENT AND GUY WHO

被逮捕的兩名男子：西弗吉尼亞州居民和男青年

ALPHABETIZED HIS VHS PORN COLLECTION, GEORGE TANIOS; AND

ALPHABETIZED HIS VHS PORN COLLECTION, GEORGE TANIOS; AND

INTERN AT THE STRIP CLUB JULIAN KHATER.

在脫衣舞俱樂部的實習生朱利安-卡特爾。

KHATER AND TANIOS ARE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WHO GREW UP IN NEW

KHATER和TANIOS是在新澤西州長大的童年好友。

JERSEY, AND THEY THOUGHTFULLY LEFT A LOT OF EVIDENCE.

傑西，而且他們還留下了很多證據。

FOR THE COPS.

為警察服務。

FOR INSTANCE, TANIOS LIVES IN MORGANTOWN, WEST VIRGINIA, WHERE

暫時來說，TANIOS住在西弗吉尼亞州的摩根鎮，在那裡。

HE'S THE OWNER OF "SANDWICH UNIVERSITY"-- KNOWN FOR ITS

他是 "SANDWICH大學 "的所有者 -- 以其聞名於世。

FIERCE RIVALRY WITH SLOPPY JOE POLYTECH.

FIERCE RIVALRY與SLOPPY JOE POLYTECH。

IN FACT, ON SOCIAL MEDIA, TANIOS CALLS HIMSELF THE "SANDWICH

事實上，在社交媒體上，TANIOS稱自己為 "三明治"。

NAZI."

納粹。"

OKAY, AT THIS POINT, I THINK YOU CAN DROP THE "SANDWICH."

好吧，在這一點上，我想你可以放棄 "三明治"。

TANIOS' RESTAURANT BILLS ITSELF THE KING OF THE FAT SANDWICH,

TANIOS餐廳自稱是肥肉三明治之王。

BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE THIS ONE, THE FAT MOUNTAINEER, WHICH

因為他們看起來像這一個， 胖子登山者，這是

INCLUDES CHEESESTEAK, BURGER, MOZZARELLA STICKS, CHICKEN

包括芝士餅、漢堡、莫扎拉餅、雞肉。

TENDER, JALAPENO POPPER, BACON, AND EGG.

TENDER, JALAPENO POPPER, BACON, AND EGG.

HE'S NOT KIDDING ABOUT THE NAZI PART.

他對納粹那部分不是開玩笑的。

WITH THAT MUCH CHOLESTEROL, IT'S A HOAGIE THAT SHOULD BE

有了這麼多的膽鹼，這是一個應該是一個捲餅。

PROSECUTED AT THE HAGUE-Y.

在HAGUE-Y被起訴。

NOW, THIS IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION, BECAUSE DURING THE

現在，這是很重要的資訊，因為在這段時間裡...

RIOT, TANIOS WAS WEARING A SWEATSHIRT WITH "SANDWICH

騷亂，塔尼奧斯穿著一件印有 "三明治 "的運動衫。

UNIVERSITY" ON IT.

大學 "上。

DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WALKING AROUND BRAGGING ABOUT

你不討厭人們到處吹噓的時候

THEIR FANCY LUNCH ALMA MATTER WHEN THE REST OF US HAD TO EAT

他們的花式午餐阿爾瑪重要的時候，我們的其他人不得不吃。

OUR SAFETY SANDWICH?

我們的安全三明治？

TANIOS' BUDDY KHATER IS ALSO A RESTAURANTEUR.

TANIOS的BUDDY KHATER也是一名餐廳經理。

HE OWNS A SMOOTHIE BOWL RESTAURANT IN STATE COLLEGE,

他在州立大學開了一家麵包店。

PENNSYLVANIA, CALLED "FRUTTA BOWLS."

賓夕法尼亞州，被稱為 "FRUTTA BOWLS"。

OKAY, TWO THINGS: FIRST, HOW DID THESE GUYS BECOME FRIENDS?

好吧，兩件事。首先，這些傢伙是如何成為朋友的？

THE SMOOTHIE IS THE NATURAL ENEMY OF THE FAT SANDWICH.

薯條是脂肪三明治的天然敵人。

TWO: YOU CANT PUT A SMOOTHIE IN A BOWL, OKAY?

二：你不能把一個冰沙放在碗裡，好嗎？

THE MOMENT IT HITS THE BOWL, IT'S FRUIT SOUP.

一到碗裡就成了水果湯。

AND DON'T TELL ME THAT TOMATOES ARE FRUIT.

不要告訴我說 番茄是水果。

I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL, WITH THESE TWO GUYS.

我會和這兩個傢伙在地獄裡見你的。

COME ON, WHAT'S A SMOOTHIE BOWL?

來吧，什麼是奶昔碗？

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> 我不知道。

>> Stephen: AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW, IT DOESN'T EXIST.

>> 斯蒂芬：如果你不知道，它就不存在。

KHATER'S LOOKING AT A HARSH PUNISHMENT, BECAUSE SINCE HE'S

喀特正在尋找一個嚴厲的懲罰，因為自從他... ...

NOT A U.S. CITIZEN, A GUILTY VERDICT WOULD LIKELY RESULT IN

非美國公民，有罪判決很可能導致以下結果

HIS DEPORTATION.

他的驅逐。

THAT MUST GIVE HIM SOME MIXED EMOTIONS.

這必須給他一些混合的情緒。

( AS KHATER ) "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ABOUT TO

"我不能相信我將要...

GET DEPORTED.

被舉報。

ON THE OTHER HAND, I GOT AN IMMIGRANT DEPORTED!

另一方面，我讓一個移民被遣返了！

WOO!" THE RIOTERS AREN'T THE ONLY ONES

嗚！"騷亂分子不是唯一的一個。

UNDER SCRUTINY.

接受審查。

THE CAPITOL POLICE JUST SUSPENDED AN OFFICER WHO HAD

首都警方剛剛停職了一名官員，誰曾... ...

AN ANTI-SEMITIC DOCUMENT IN PLAIN SIGHT AT A CAPITOL POLICE

反猶主義文件在首都警察署的眾目睽睽之下。

CHECKPOINT.

檢查點：

THAT IS SHOCKING.

這是令人震驚的。

ANTI-SEMITISM HAS NO PLACE IN CONGRESS, OUTSIDE MARJORIE

反猶主義在國會沒有地位，在馬喬裡之外。

TAYLOR GREENE DEMANDING THAT NASA BAPTIZE THE JEWISH SPACE

泰勒-格林要求美國宇航局為猶太人的太空洗禮。

LASER.

LASER：

THE QUESTIONABLE DOCUMENT IN QUESTION IS THE PROTOCOLS OF THE

問題的文件是《公約》的議定書。

MEETINGS OF THE LEARNED ELDERS THAT IS HORRIFYING.

學員的會議，是令人髮指的。

OF ZION, WHICH THE ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE CALLS

猶太復國主義，反誹謗聯盟稱其為 "猶太復國主義"。

"A CLASSIC IN PARANOID, RACIST LITERATURE."

"ParANOID，種族主義文學的經典之作"

THAT'S ACTUALLY ONE OF THE BLURBS ON THE BACK, ALONG WITH

這實際上是背面的一個標籤，還有...

"A GREAT BEACH READ"-- MEL GIBSON.

"一個偉大的海灘閱讀"--梅爾-吉布森。

FALLOUT FROM THE RIOT HAS ALSO HURT WISCONSIN SENATOR AND DRUNK

騷亂的後果也傷害了威斯康星州參議員和醉酒者

UNCLE INSISTING HE WONT DROP THE ( LAUGHTER )

叔叔堅持他不會丟掉（大笑）

BABY LIKE LAST TIME, RON JOHNSON.

BABY LIKE LAST TIME, RON JOHNSON.

ON THURSDAY, JOHNSON WENT ON TALK RADIO TO SAY "RIOT

週四，約翰遜在談話電臺上說："暴亂"。

SCHMIOT."

SCHMIOT。"

>> ON JANUARY 6, I NEVER FELT THREATENED, BECAUSE I DIDN'T.

>> 在1月6日，我從來沒有感覺到威脅， 因為我沒有。

AND MAINLY BECAUSE I KNEW THAT EVEN THOUGH THOSE THOUSANDS OF

主要是因為我知道，即使這幾千塊錢...

PEOPLE WHO WERE MARCHING ON THE CAPITOL WERE TRYING TO PRESSURE

在首都遊行的人們試圖向他們施壓。

PEOPLE LIKE ME TO VOTE THE WAY THEY WANTED ME TO VOTE, I KNEW

人們喜歡我按他們希望我投的方式投票，我知道。

THOSE ARE PEOPLE THAT LOVE THIS COUNTRY, THAT TRULY RESPECT LAW

這些人都是熱愛這個國家，真正尊重法律的人。

ENFORCEMENT, WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO BREAK A LAW, AND SO

執法部門，絕對不會做任何違法的事情，所以......。

I WASN'T CONCERNED.

我並不擔心。

>> Stephen: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> 你到底在說什麼？

THEY INJURED OVER 100 POLICEMEN-- BLINDING, CRUSHING,

他們傷害了超過100名警察 -- 盲目的，粉碎的。

KILLING.

殺人。

SO I GUESS YOU'RE SAYING THEY USED THAT FLAGPOLE TO

我想你是說他們用旗杆來...

INFLICT BLUNT-FORCE RESPECT?

輸入鈍化力尊重？

WELL, SENATOR, YOU SEEM TO HAVE A LOT IN COMMON WITH THEM,