Name: 尼基-格拉澤想和本-阿弗萊克在Raya比賽 - CONAN在TBS上。 (Nikki Glaser Wants To Match With Ben Affleck On Raya - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2021-03-16T18:36:20.000Z
Duration: 4 min 6 s

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I really do what you make more of an effort for our show.

我真的是做什麼，你為我們的節目多做努力。

This means a lot to me to be here, so I tried to look as wet as possible.

這對我來說意義重大，所以我儘量讓自己看起來溼漉漉的。

That's like the new look as wet as you might be on the inside on the outside.

這就像新的外觀，因為你可能在裡面溼在外面。

People seem to be agreeing with look wet look like your your look amphibious.

人們似乎都同意看溼的看像你的你的看兩棲的。

Like I got jealous of a salamander the other day.

就像前幾天我嫉妒一隻蠑螈一樣。

And and it works because people like I spray stuff on my face at the end of my makeup to give it like a wet look.

而且，它的工作，因為人們喜歡我噴的東西在我的臉上在我的化妝結束，給它像一個溼的外觀。

And people are tricked like you'll wear it out and guys don't know makeup.

而且大家都被騙了，好像你會穿出去，男生不懂化妝。

So they just be like Nikki, you're glowing and I'm just like, yeah, I sprayed a varnish on my face.

所以他們就像尼基，你在發光，而我就像，是的，我在臉上噴了一層清漆。

是啊，他們只是認為你是汗水。

People would think I was having a heart attack.

You know, uh, you, uh, you talk about this all the time.

你知道，呃，你，呃，你一直在說這個。

You come on our show, you talk about your struggles in your dating life.

你來我們的節目，你談談你的鬥爭 在你的約會生活。

I always say I'm shocked because you're I find you.

我總是說我很震驚，因為你是我找到你。

You're very attractive and talented person.

Because there's like because there used to be just regular dating apps.

因為有像因為以前只是普通的約會應用。

Just told that there's a celebrity dating out.

剛被告知，有一個名人約會了。

Yeah, like I There's a couple of celebrities here and there.

是啊，就像我有一對夫婦的名人在這裡和那裡。

I like a guy who's going through something, you know?

我喜歡一個人誰的經歷的東西，你知道嗎？

I'm not allowed to say because I want to stay on, but he he may be right.

我不允許說，因為我想留下來，但他他可能是對的。

You know, there's, like, rumblings like guess who just gone on, you know?

你知道，有一樣，傳言像 猜猜誰只是去，你知道嗎？

I was there for three months accidentally.

Mhm, Yeah, but it's mainly just like DJs jumping off of yachts like That's kind of what it is.

嗯，是的，但它主要是像DJ從遊艇上跳下來，就像那是一種。

You're really confused about what they do for work.

你真的搞不懂他們是幹什麼工作的。

But every single guy, they everyone men look terrible on dating apps.

但每一個人，他們每個人男人在約會軟件上看起來都很糟糕。

And I don't I, like, swiped left on guys that I've slept with before and then, like I would never.

而我不我，喜歡，刷左邊的傢伙，我已經睡過，然後，像我永遠不會。

And he's like You did like because you guys look terrible on these because they're all based on pictures.

他就像你一樣，因為你們這些人看起來很糟糕，因為他們都是基於圖片。

Men don't take pictures of themselves, and you don't have guy friends helping you out.

男人不給自己拍照，你也不會有男人朋友幫你拍照。

這就是為什麼女人在這些應用上殺人。

Our girlfriends are constantly helping us out.

我們的女朋友不斷地幫助我們。

Guys don't have guy friends being like, Do you look so hot right now?

男人們沒有男人朋友會說："你現在看起來好熱嗎？

I just stand still, like the way the sun is hitting your eyes.

我只是站在原地，喜歡陽光打在你眼睛上的樣子。

Just swirl this umbrella real quick, like no one's helping.

就像沒有人幫忙一樣，快速旋轉這把傘。

這對你來說是一個很好的表情。

You need to help each other because you look so stupid on these apps.

你們需要互相幫助，因為你們在這些應用上看起來很愚蠢。

There's a classic picture that every guy does, where he's at a wedding and which is actually the best picture you're gonna have of yourself, Not your own, but like, um, that would be a bad look, but this is my house.

有一個經典的圖片，每個人做的， 他在婚禮上，這實際上是最好的圖片 你會有自己， 不是你自己的，但像，嗯，這將是一個糟糕的外觀， 但這是我的房子。

On the day we got married, Bride Space blurred out.

在我們結婚的那天，新娘空間模糊了。

Um, but no, it's like a guy like at a wedding.

嗯，但不，這就像一個人喜歡在婚禮上。

A lot of guys supposed this picture where they're like doing some kind of signature dance move that they're like known for, but it really means they don't have a personality.

很多人都認為這幅畫，他們就像做一些標誌性的舞蹈動作，他們就像已知的，但它真的意味著他們沒有個性。

And so they've built one around being able to do the worm in college.

所以他們圍繞著能在大學裡做蟲子而建立了一個。

所以從來沒有人喜歡蟲子這個傢伙。

But it's always This picture was like, There's a beer stain on his shirt and you think you're putting that out there like I'm the life of the party.

但它總是 這張照片就像，有一個啤酒汙漬在他的襯衫 你認為你把它放在那裡，就像我的生活的黨。

But really, I see that I'm like you're the liability of the party, like you haven't been doing arms lately.

但真的，我看我就像你是黨的責任，就像你最近沒有做武器。

You're gonna get your face on the floor, bleed everywhere.

你會把你的臉弄到地板上，到處流血。

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