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  • look at you.

    看看你。

  • What are you doing here?

    你在這裡做什麼?

  • We didn't even know you were coming.

    我們甚至不知道你會來。

  • All that's so great.

    所有的一切,都是那麼的美好。

  • Thank you.

    謝謝你了

  • No one said you were coming and we wanted you to stop fighting me looking Syrian looking.

    沒有人說你要來,我們希望你不要再打我找敘利亞人的主意。

  • Oh, stop.

    哦,停止。

  • Wow, it's not.

    哇,這不是。

  • You've been tested.

    你已經被測試過了。

  • You've been tested.

    你已經被測試過了。

  • Great.

    厲害

  • Oh, so that your hair big news?

    哦,所以你的頭髮大新聞?

  • Everyone's talking about it.

    每個人都在談論它。

  • Did everyone see it?

    大家看到了嗎?

  • Did you see Oprah's big interview with Harry and Megan last night?

    你看到奧普拉昨晚對哈里和梅根的採訪了嗎?

  • Did you see it?

    你看到了嗎?

  • Woo!

    嗚!

  • Whoa!

    哇!

  • Who did you watch?

    你看了誰?

  • I I did.

    我,我做到了。

  • My house was the NBA All Star game, right?

    我家是NBA全明星賽吧?

  • Until my girlfriend, Informally, we were no longer watching that.

    直到我的女朋友,非正式地,我們不再看那個。

  • Yeah, Yeah, I didn't see that.

    是啊,是啊,我沒看到。

  • It was.

    它是。

  • And then it was Oprah And the Duchess and the prince, the Duchess and the prince.

    然後是奧普拉和公爵夫人和王子,公爵夫人和王子。

  • It did bring some heat.

    它確實帶來了一些熱量。

  • But among the many revelations Last night in the interview, Harry and Meghan said that they secretly got married three days before their public wedding.

    但在眾多爆料中,昨晚哈里和梅根在接受採訪時表示,他們在公開婚禮前三天祕密結婚。

  • A public wedding I attended.

    我參加的一場公開婚禮。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • And I gotta tell you, I want my toaster back.

    我得告訴你,我想要回我的麵包機。

  • That was a wedding present, not a three days after the wedding present, but I was shocked that the ceremony that I went to wasn't real.

    那是結婚禮物,不是三天後的結婚禮物,但我很震驚,我參加的儀式不是真的。

  • It was a sham.

    這是個騙局。

  • Can you imagine when they were like, If anyone here objects to this union and I was like me, I do.

    你能想象他們什麼時候會說,如果這裡有人反對這個聯盟,我就像我一樣,我願意。

  • And they were like, That's too bad, mate.

    他們說,那太糟糕了,夥計。

  • They're already married.

    他們已經結婚了。

  • Really?

    真的嗎?

  • Just doing this for the show.

    只是為了節目而做的。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • What was your big takeaway in from the from the What does your girlfriend think?

    從中你最大的收穫是什麼,你的女朋友怎麼看?

  • She she absolutely loved it.

    她她絕對喜歡它。

  • And I was like, if you were that rich, why would you have chickens, right?

    我當時想,如果你那麼有錢,你為什麼要養雞,對吧?

  • Yeah, I do like the Oprah left with six eggs.

    是啊,我喜歡奧普拉留下的六個雞蛋。

  • Yeah, you see that?

    是的,你看到了嗎?

  • There was a whole bit Oprah.

    有一個完整的位奧普拉。

  • There was a whole bit They're talking.

    有一個完整的位,他們正在談論。

  • Oprah was just holding six eggs, and I thought smart.

    奧普拉只是拿著六個雞蛋,我覺得很聰明。

  • Zero points.

    0分

  • Zero point food.

    零點食品。

  • Eggs.

    蛋。

  • I got it.

    我知道了

  • Yeah, there's a level of wealth where you slowly start turning back into a farmer again, and you're absolutely right there.

    是啊,有一個層次的財富,你又開始慢慢變回農民,你絕對是對的。

  • Come around here where we churn our own butter.

    來這裡,我們自己攪黃油。

  • Oh, yeah?

    哦,是嗎?

  • Well, like I was saying, Oprah, the problem with the pat That's me milking a cow.

    就像我說的那樣,奧普拉,拍打的問題是... ...那是我在擠牛奶。

  • That's how you do it, isn't it?

    你就是這樣做的,不是嗎?

  • Is that right?

    是這樣嗎?

  • It kind of looks like you.

    它有點像你。

  • Maybe that helps.

    也許這有幫助。

  • Does that help.

    這是否有幫助。

  • Does that help?

    有幫助嗎?

  • Do I look like I'm milking a cow days?

    我看起來像在擠牛奶的日子嗎?

  • If someone's watching with the sound off?

    如果有人關著聲音看?

  • Mhm.

  • Yeah, You're welcome.

    是啊,不客氣。

  • Oh, gosh.

    哦,天哪。

  • Milk.

    牛奶

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • It's been announced that one in four adults in the United States have now received their first vaccine dose.

    據悉,目前美國每四個成年人中就有一個人接受了第一劑疫苗。

  • Yeah, one in four, one in four, and the other The other three out of four adults are extremely happy for them.

    是啊,四分之一的人,四分之一的人,另外 四分之三的成年人都為他們感到非常高興。

  • That's wonderful news.

    這真是個好消息

  • Good for you.

    對你有好處

  • 25%.

    25%.

  • The way there to put that into pandemic terms.

    那裡的方式,把它變成流行病的術語。

  • We just put the sour dough into the proofing basket.

    我們只是把酸麵糰放進打樣籃裡。

  • Hmm.

    嗯。

  • It is mad, though.

    雖然很瘋狂,但。

  • If you have told me a year ago the nearly 100 million Americans will be vaccinated for covid by March 2021 I would have said, What are you talking about?

    如果你在一年前告訴我近一億美國人將在2021年3月接種covid疫苗,我會說,你在說什麼?

  • They They've said this will be over in two weeks.

    他們說兩個星期後就會結束了

  • All we've got to do is flatten the curve.

    我們要做的就是把曲線拉平。

  • That's it.

    就這樣吧

  • When the warm weather comes, it will just disappear.

    等到天氣暖和了,它就會消失。

  • My nephew Joel turned 18 today.

    我的侄子喬爾今天18歲了。

  • Happy birthday job.

    生日快樂工作。

  • Let's not staying in 18 18.

    我們不要呆在18 18。

  • I can't get my head around it.

    我不知道該怎麼做

  • I don't think that's staying in mhm.

    我不認為這是住在嗯。

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    是啊,是啊,是啊。

  • Well, the house passed the Senate version of the coronavirus stimulus bill today.

    好了,眾議院今天通過了參議院版本的冠狀病毒刺激法案。

  • Genuinely big news, which means that people could receive their $1400 stimulus checks by the end of the month.

    真正的大新聞,這意味著人們可能會在本月底收到1400美元的經濟刺激支票。

  • What about that?

    那又如何?

  • Yeah, huge news.

    是啊,大新聞。

  • With $1400 a year into the pandemic, you can finally pay May 20 twenties rent.

    一年1400元的大病,你終於可以交5月20日20歲的房租了。

  • The money will be going out soon.

    這筆錢很快就會出去。

  • And really, what's more reassuring than the phrase?

    真的,還有什麼比這句話更讓人放心的呢?

  • Don't worry the checks in the mail stimulus bill.

    別擔心郵寄刺激法案的支票。

  • I like the words stimulus Sounds like the lamest cowboy of all time.

    我喜歡刺激這個詞,聽起來像是最蹩腳的牛仔。

  • Yeah, I'm Stimulus Bill coming in to hunt you down.

    是啊,我是刺激法案來追殺你。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • What what stimulus bill known through it known for throughout the West.

    什麼刺激法案通過它已知的整個西部。

  • Slowest gun in the West has right of stimulus Bill, the stimulus bill.

    西部最慢的槍有刺激法案,刺激法案的權利。

  • I'll practically jump start your economy through a number of supply side economic measures.

    我幾乎可以通過一些供給側經濟措施來啟動你的經濟。

  • George's here.

    喬治在這裡。

  • Guys, this is George.

    夥計們,這是喬治。

  • George is on George's on camera one.

    喬治在喬治的鏡頭下一。

  • Georges here because I do.

    喬治在這裡,因為我做。

  • I do.

    我是這麼想的

  • If this went around the office, Joel has signed a deal with Netflix.

    如果這事在辦公室裡傳開,喬爾已經和Netflix簽了協議。

  • Yes, yes, he's signed to deal with it Is such a breakout star?

    是的,是的,他已經簽了合約,是這樣的一個爆款嗎?

  • Mhm.

  • It was after we did cordons.

    那是在我們做了警戒線之後。

  • Crazy wheel of mondo bunkers.

    瘋輪的蒙多碉堡。

  • They were like, We gotta We gotta snap this guy up now.

    他們就像,我們得,我們得現在就把這傢伙搶過來。

  • $26 million.

    2600萬美元

  • That's what he's got.

    這就是他的本事。

  • Going to specials and a reality series.

    要去參加特別節目和真人秀節目。

  • Yeah, he's not in the reality series.

    是啊,他不在真人秀裡。

  • He's just executive.

    他只是執行。

  • But the two live specials.

    但這兩場直播特。

  • Yeah, Shined is building a couple shows around him.

    是啊,Shined正在圍繞他打造幾場演出。

  • Right?

    對吧?

  • Shonda Shonda Rhimes is doing a show called Joe Layton.

    Shonda Shonda Rhimes在做一個叫Joe Layton的節目。

  • Mm.

    嗯。

  • It's Joel in its Joel in in in regal dress.

    它的喬爾在其喬爾在盛裝。

  • And he is just going at it.

    而他卻只是一味地去做。

  • He's going out in a big way.

    他要出去大幹一場了。

  • Yeah, but we're happy for him with road for him.

    是的,但我們為他高興,有了他的路。

  • Joel.

    喬爾。

  • Good luck out there, man.

    祝你好運,夥計。

  • Just invite us on the yacht this summer.

    今年夏天就請我們上游艇吧。

  • That's all we'd say.

    這就是我們要說的。

  • How you doing, George?

    你怎麼樣,喬治?

  • You good?

    你還好嗎?

  • Everything all right?

    一切都還好嗎?

  • Yeah, really good.

    是的,真的很好。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Cool.

    爽啊

  • And did you?

    你呢?

  • What about you from George?

    喬治的你呢?

  • Mhm.

  • Mhm.

  • Yeah, I'm kidding.

    是的,我在開玩笑。

  • I'm kidding.

    我是開玩笑的

  • I'm kidding.

    我是開玩笑的

  • I just love you walking around with you know, my middle name is George.

    我只是喜歡你走來走去,你知道,我的中間名是喬治。

  • What's your middle name?

    你的中間名是什麼?

  • George.

    喬治。

  • Yeah, Yeah, it's all right.

    是啊,是啊,它的所有權利。

  • It doesn't matter.

    這不重要

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • And George would pump that you're here.

    喬治會因為你在這裡打氣。

  • There's an energy in the room and we love it.

    房間裡有一種能量,我們喜歡它。

  • We love it.

    我們喜歡它。

  • Scientists have now trained an AI robot to create paintings that are practically didn't indescribable.

    科學家們現在已經訓練出了一個人工智能機器人,創造出的畫作幾乎沒有不可描述的。

  • Did you say indistinguishable?

    你是說不分彼此嗎?

  • I don't I don't know what I just said.

    我不... ...我不知道我剛才說了什麼。

  • This question.

    這個問題。

  • How do I say indistinguishable and distinguishable?

    怎麼說分不清、分不清楚?

  • But why is this felt indistinguishable?

    但為什麼會覺得分不清呢?

  • Fixed?

    固定的?

  • Oh, yeah.

    哦,是的。

  • This is it.

    就是這裡了

  • This is the one.

    就是這個

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • This is it.

    就是這裡了

  • This is your Fred Sanford moment.

    這是你的弗雷德-桑福德時刻。