What are you doing here?

你在這裡做什麼？

We didn't even know you were coming.

我們甚至不知道你會來。

All that's so great.

所有的一切，都是那麼的美好。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

No one said you were coming and we wanted you to stop fighting me looking Syrian looking.

沒有人說你要來，我們希望你不要再打我找敘利亞人的主意。

Oh, stop.

哦，停止。

Wow, it's not.

哇，這不是。

You've been tested.

你已經被測試過了。

You've been tested.

你已經被測試過了。

Great.

厲害

Oh, so that your hair big news?

哦，所以你的頭髮大新聞？

Everyone's talking about it.

每個人都在談論它。

Did everyone see it?

大家看到了嗎？

Did you see Oprah's big interview with Harry and Megan last night?

你看到奧普拉昨晚對哈里和梅根的採訪了嗎？

Did you see it?

你看到了嗎？

Woo!

嗚！

Whoa!

哇！

Who did you watch?

你看了誰？

I I did.

我，我做到了。

My house was the NBA All Star game, right?

我家是NBA全明星賽吧？

Until my girlfriend, Informally, we were no longer watching that.

直到我的女朋友，非正式地，我們不再看那個。

Yeah, Yeah, I didn't see that.

是啊，是啊，我沒看到。

It was.

它是。

And then it was Oprah And the Duchess and the prince, the Duchess and the prince.

然後是奧普拉和公爵夫人和王子，公爵夫人和王子。

It did bring some heat.

它確實帶來了一些熱量。

But among the many revelations Last night in the interview, Harry and Meghan said that they secretly got married three days before their public wedding.

但在眾多爆料中，昨晚哈里和梅根在接受採訪時表示，他們在公開婚禮前三天祕密結婚。

A public wedding I attended.

我參加的一場公開婚禮。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

是啊。

And I gotta tell you, I want my toaster back.

我得告訴你，我想要回我的麵包機。

That was a wedding present, not a three days after the wedding present, but I was shocked that the ceremony that I went to wasn't real.

那是結婚禮物，不是三天後的結婚禮物，但我很震驚，我參加的儀式不是真的。

It was a sham.

這是個騙局。

Can you imagine when they were like, If anyone here objects to this union and I was like me, I do.

你能想象他們什麼時候會說，如果這裡有人反對這個聯盟，我就像我一樣，我願意。

And they were like, That's too bad, mate.

他們說，那太糟糕了，夥計。

They're already married.

他們已經結婚了。

Really?

真的嗎？

Just doing this for the show.

只是為了節目而做的。

Yeah.

是啊。

What was your big takeaway in from the from the What does your girlfriend think?

從中你最大的收穫是什麼，你的女朋友怎麼看？

She she absolutely loved it.

她她絕對喜歡它。

And I was like, if you were that rich, why would you have chickens, right?

我當時想，如果你那麼有錢，你為什麼要養雞，對吧？

Yeah, I do like the Oprah left with six eggs.

是啊，我喜歡奧普拉留下的六個雞蛋。

Yeah, you see that?

是的，你看到了嗎？

There was a whole bit Oprah.

有一個完整的位奧普拉。

There was a whole bit They're talking.

有一個完整的位，他們正在談論。

Oprah was just holding six eggs, and I thought smart.

奧普拉只是拿著六個雞蛋，我覺得很聰明。

Zero points.

0分

Zero point food.

零點食品。

Eggs.

蛋。

I got it.

我知道了

Yeah, there's a level of wealth where you slowly start turning back into a farmer again, and you're absolutely right there.

是啊，有一個層次的財富，你又開始慢慢變回農民，你絕對是對的。

Come around here where we churn our own butter.

來這裡，我們自己攪黃油。

Oh, yeah?

哦，是嗎？

Well, like I was saying, Oprah, the problem with the pat That's me milking a cow.

就像我說的那樣，奧普拉，拍打的問題是... ...那是我在擠牛奶。

That's how you do it, isn't it?

你就是這樣做的，不是嗎？

Is that right?

是這樣嗎？

It kind of looks like you.

它有點像你。

Maybe that helps.

也許這有幫助。

Does that help.

這是否有幫助。

Does that help?

有幫助嗎？

Do I look like I'm milking a cow days?

我看起來像在擠牛奶的日子嗎？

If someone's watching with the sound off?

如果有人關著聲音看？

Mhm.

嗯

Yeah, You're welcome.

是啊，不客氣。

Oh, gosh.

哦，天哪。

Milk.

牛奶

Yeah.

是啊。

It's been announced that one in four adults in the United States have now received their first vaccine dose.

據悉，目前美國每四個成年人中就有一個人接受了第一劑疫苗。

Yeah, one in four, one in four, and the other The other three out of four adults are extremely happy for them.

是啊，四分之一的人，四分之一的人，另外 四分之三的成年人都為他們感到非常高興。

That's wonderful news.

這真是個好消息

Good for you.

對你有好處

25%.

25%.

The way there to put that into pandemic terms.

那裡的方式，把它變成流行病的術語。

We just put the sour dough into the proofing basket.

我們只是把酸麵糰放進打樣籃裡。

Hmm.

嗯。

It is mad, though.

雖然很瘋狂，但。

If you have told me a year ago the nearly 100 million Americans will be vaccinated for covid by March 2021 I would have said, What are you talking about?

如果你在一年前告訴我近一億美國人將在2021年3月接種covid疫苗，我會說，你在說什麼？

They They've said this will be over in two weeks.

他們說兩個星期後就會結束了

All we've got to do is flatten the curve.

我們要做的就是把曲線拉平。

That's it.

就這樣吧

When the warm weather comes, it will just disappear.

等到天氣暖和了，它就會消失。

My nephew Joel turned 18 today.

我的侄子喬爾今天18歲了。

Happy birthday job.

生日快樂工作。

Let's not staying in 18 18.

我們不要呆在18 18。

I can't get my head around it.

我不知道該怎麼做

I don't think that's staying in mhm.

我不認為這是住在嗯。

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

Well, the house passed the Senate version of the coronavirus stimulus bill today.

好了，眾議院今天通過了參議院版本的冠狀病毒刺激法案。

Genuinely big news, which means that people could receive their $1400 stimulus checks by the end of the month.

真正的大新聞，這意味著人們可能會在本月底收到1400美元的經濟刺激支票。

What about that?

那又如何？

Yeah, huge news.

是啊，大新聞。

With $1400 a year into the pandemic, you can finally pay May 20 twenties rent.

一年1400元的大病，你終於可以交5月20日20歲的房租了。

The money will be going out soon.

這筆錢很快就會出去。

And really, what's more reassuring than the phrase?

真的，還有什麼比這句話更讓人放心的呢？

Don't worry the checks in the mail stimulus bill.

別擔心郵寄刺激法案的支票。

I like the words stimulus Sounds like the lamest cowboy of all time.

我喜歡刺激這個詞，聽起來像是最蹩腳的牛仔。

Yeah, I'm Stimulus Bill coming in to hunt you down.

是啊，我是刺激法案來追殺你。

What?

什麼？

What what stimulus bill known through it known for throughout the West.

什麼刺激法案通過它已知的整個西部。

Slowest gun in the West has right of stimulus Bill, the stimulus bill.

西部最慢的槍有刺激法案，刺激法案的權利。

I'll practically jump start your economy through a number of supply side economic measures.

我幾乎可以通過一些供給側經濟措施來啟動你的經濟。

George's here.

喬治在這裡。

Guys, this is George.

夥計們，這是喬治。

George is on George's on camera one.

喬治在喬治的鏡頭下一。

Georges here because I do.

喬治在這裡，因為我做。

I do.

我是這麼想的

If this went around the office, Joel has signed a deal with Netflix.

如果這事在辦公室裡傳開，喬爾已經和Netflix簽了協議。

Yes, yes, he's signed to deal with it Is such a breakout star?

是的，是的，他已經簽了合約，是這樣的一個爆款嗎？

Mhm.

嗯

It was after we did cordons.

那是在我們做了警戒線之後。

Crazy wheel of mondo bunkers.

瘋輪的蒙多碉堡。

They were like, We gotta We gotta snap this guy up now.

他們就像，我們得，我們得現在就把這傢伙搶過來。

$26 million.

2600萬美元

That's what he's got.

這就是他的本事。

Going to specials and a reality series.

要去參加特別節目和真人秀節目。

Yeah, he's not in the reality series.

是啊，他不在真人秀裡。

He's just executive.

他只是執行。

But the two live specials.

但這兩場直播特。

Yeah, Shined is building a couple shows around him.

是啊，Shined正在圍繞他打造幾場演出。

Right?

對吧？

Shonda Shonda Rhimes is doing a show called Joe Layton.

Shonda Shonda Rhimes在做一個叫Joe Layton的節目。

Mm.

嗯。

It's Joel in its Joel in in in regal dress.

它的喬爾在其喬爾在盛裝。

And he is just going at it.

而他卻只是一味地去做。

He's going out in a big way.

他要出去大幹一場了。

Yeah, but we're happy for him with road for him.

是的，但我們為他高興，有了他的路。

Joel.

喬爾。

Good luck out there, man.

祝你好運，夥計。

Just invite us on the yacht this summer.

今年夏天就請我們上游艇吧。

That's all we'd say.

這就是我們要說的。

How you doing, George?

你怎麼樣，喬治？

You good?

你還好嗎？

Everything all right?

一切都還好嗎？

Yeah, really good.

是的，真的很好。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Cool.

爽啊

And did you?

你呢？

What about you from George?

喬治的你呢？

Mhm.

嗯

Mhm.

嗯

Yeah, I'm kidding.

是的，我在開玩笑。

I'm kidding.

我是開玩笑的

I'm kidding.

我是開玩笑的

I just love you walking around with you know, my middle name is George.

我只是喜歡你走來走去，你知道，我的中間名是喬治。

What's your middle name?

你的中間名是什麼？

George.

喬治。

Yeah, Yeah, it's all right.

是啊，是啊，它的所有權利。

It doesn't matter.

這不重要

All right.

好吧，我知道了

And George would pump that you're here.

喬治會因為你在這裡打氣。

There's an energy in the room and we love it.

房間裡有一種能量，我們喜歡它。

We love it.

我們喜歡它。

Scientists have now trained an AI robot to create paintings that are practically didn't indescribable.

科學家們現在已經訓練出了一個人工智能機器人，創造出的畫作幾乎沒有不可描述的。

Did you say indistinguishable?

你是說不分彼此嗎？

I don't I don't know what I just said.

我不... ...我不知道我剛才說了什麼。

This question.

這個問題。

How do I say indistinguishable and distinguishable?

怎麼說分不清、分不清楚？

But why is this felt indistinguishable?

但為什麼會覺得分不清呢？

Fixed?

固定的？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

This is it.

就是這裡了

This is the one.

就是這個

Yeah.

是啊。

This is it.

就是這裡了

This is your Fred Sanford moment.

這是你的弗雷德-桑福德時刻。

That's the big one.

這是一個大問題。

This is it.

就是這裡了

I always wondered what had happened.

我一直想知道發生了什麼。

It's happened.

它的發生。

This is it.

就是這裡了

You were that you were there on the day that he lost his mind.

你是，你在他失去理智的那天，你在那裡。

Yeah.

是啊。

I don't think it indistinguishable.

我不認為這是分不清的。

Indistinguishable?

無法區分？

Why am I reading as indistinct?

為什麼我讀起來是不清晰的？

Indistinguishable?

無法區分？

Sounds like a like a gummy wear technology.

聽起來就像是一種類似於軟糖的穿戴技術。

Gummy bear technology they're just coming out with Oh, yes.

橡皮糖熊技術，他們剛剛推出的哦，是的。

With Scott Juice inside.

和Scott Juice在一起

Yeah, it's indistinguishable it.

是啊，這是難以分辨的吧。

There is a squishy balls foam on the outside, pushing on the inside.

外面有一個扁球保麗龍，裡面有推力。

Mom, do we have any snacks?

媽媽，我們有零食嗎？

No, not those.

不，不是這些。

I want something indistinguishable in the squishy ball together in your mouth.

我想在你的嘴裡有一些分不清的東西在一起的扁球。

Um, anyway, I can't tell.

嗯，反正我也看不出來。

The difference is what I'm saying.

差別就是我說的。

But these paintings that are indescribable.

但這些畫，是無法形容的。

Oh, Also today, President Biden announced plans to secure 100 million additional doses of the Johnson and Johnson vaccine Yeah, 100 million more Johnson and Johnson Vaccine doses.

哦，今天，拜登總統還宣佈計劃再增加一億劑量的強生疫苗，對，再增加一億劑量的強生疫苗。

Or as it's better known, Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson, Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson.

或者說是比較有名的，強生和強生，強生和強生，強生和強生，強生和強生，強生和強生，強生和強生，強生和強生，強生和強生，強生和強生，強生和強生。

And Johnson.

和約翰遜。

And Johnson.

和約翰遜。

And Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson.

還有強生、強生、強生、強生和強生。

Johnson.

約翰遜。

Mm, sure, sir.

嗯，當然，先生。

Sure.

當然可以

Mhm.

嗯

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

That should be the show.

這應該是節目。

Right, Rob?

對吧，羅伯？

Mhm.

嗯