Still bored, Bored again.

還是無聊，又無聊了。

So bored.

好無聊。

First off, Gross.

首先，毛。

Second, I've seen you board, but this is something else entirely.

第二，我見過你的板子，但這完全是另一回事。

Yeah.

是啊。

I don't know whether to spit or go blind.

我不知道是該吐槽還是該盲目。

How?

怎麼說？

I guess I'll just do both.

我想我還是兩個都做吧。

This is not simple bottom.

這是不簡單的底子。

This is I'm we hungry?

這是我，我們餓了嗎？

Nah, I just ate.

不，我只是吃了。

Thanks a lot, dude.

非常感謝，夥計。

Labelling cuisine.

貼上美食標籤；

The most depressing of meals says you chubby hula hoop.

最鬱悶的飯菜說你胖胖的呼啦圈。

That is not my name.

那不是我的名字

Multi bagel.

多面包圈。

No, I am target practice.

不，我是目標練習。

Whoa!

哇！

What?

什麼？

The duck?

鴨子？

Yes, it's side effect of generating black hole portals is the accidental yet inevitable creation of ducks.

是的，它產生黑洞門戶的副作用就是偶然而又必然的產生鴨子。

Hold on, hold on.

等一下，等一下。

You're telling me you're a doughnut that can generate black holes?

你是說你是個能產生黑洞的甜甜圈？

Whoa!

哇！

Black hole.

黑洞。

Donut is a portal gun.

唐納是一把傳送門槍。

Laugh all you want, but at the heart of us all is a soul crushing void.

你想笑就笑吧，但在我們的內心深處，都有一個靈魂破碎的空洞。

So persistent light itself cannot escape.

所以持久光本身是逃不掉的。

Please.

求你了

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

Were you talking?

你在說什麼？

This is totally depressing.

這完全是令人沮喪的。

True, but it does have its purpose.

沒錯，但它確實有其目的。

Ah, much better.

啊，好多了。

I want one.

我想要一個。

Gimme, gimme.

給我，給我。

Gimme.

給我。

Who Slightly less bored.

誰稍微不那麼無聊。

You're depressing.

你真讓人鬱悶。

Doughnut.

甜甜圈

If you're paying out about rustling me up, some nurses shoes.

如果你是在掏錢找我麻煩，那就來點護士鞋吧。

Who's a what?

誰是什麼？

Now?

現在？

Give me a break.

饒了我吧

I got a hernia Playing badminton.

我打羽毛球得了疝氣。

Oh, yeah, Much better.

哦，是的，好多了

So tell me France has your material game somehow fills the hole inside.

所以告訴我法國有你的物質遊戲某種程度上填補了裡面的漏洞。

I don't know.

我不知道。

My whole is pretty big.

我的整體是相當大的。

I'm probably gonna need a PlayStation a lifetime supply moustache.

我可能需要一個PlayStation終身供應的小鬍子。

Three rickshaws support Gonna triple rainbow in a machine that makes ice cube shaped like copper Like it.

三輛人力車支持在一個機器，使冰塊形狀像銅一樣，喜歡它的三倍彩虹。

Please hold O scar.

請拿住O疤。

Look at all that swag.

看看這些贓物

Oh, yes, yes.

哦，是的，是的。

So many years.

這麼多年來。

But one day, all the years will go away.

但總有一天，所有的歲月都會消失。

Thanks, Debbie Downer for reals.

謝謝你，黛比唐納，真的。

At least we're all comfortably bombed.

至少我們都被炸得很舒服。

No.

不知道

Ah, this eternal inner void.

啊，這永恆的內心空虛。

If only there was something to fill it.

如果有什麼東西來填補它就好了。

Hey, fellas, How's it going?

嘿，夥計們，怎麼樣了？

John?

約翰?

Paul, is that you hungry?

保羅，你餓了嗎？

Don't you know?

你不知道嗎？

I just ate?

我剛剛吃了？

I don't believe it.

我不相信

I thought I'd never see you after the incident.

我以為出了事就再也見不到你了。

We were so young, Cindy.

我們當時很年輕，辛迪。

I finally I am completely.

我終於我完全。

We are complete.

我們是完整的。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yes.

是的，我知道

Perhaps.

也許吧

Now the black hole days are behind us.

現在黑洞的日子已經過去了。

Uh, yeah, that's really sweet.

嗯，是的，這是真的很甜蜜。

Too bad they got so many bills to pay bills.

太糟糕了，他們有這麼多的賬單來支付賬單。

What kind of bills?

什麼樣的賬單？

That's ironic.

這是諷刺。

He just found his wingman.

他剛剛找到了他的僚機。

I guess this means we won't be bending the space time continuum anymore.

我想這意味著我們不會再彎曲時空連續體了。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

I still have my portal gun.

我還有我的傳送門槍。

Whoa!

哇！

Port pair.

端口對。

You really should have ducked.

你真該躲開的

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Mhm.

嗯

Alright, Closed the box, man.

好吧，關閉了盒子，男人。

Come on.

來吧。

It's wicked early.

現在還很早

Not a morning person Sprinkles.

不是一個早上的人，Sprinkles。

Hey, I'm not Sprinkles.

嘿，我不是Sprinkles。

He is.

他是。

Yo, you got a problem with Sprinkles?

喲，你對Sprinkles有意見嗎？

Hey, see you guys around.

嘿，看到你們身邊。

Later, Barry man.

後來，巴里人。

Who's Boston cream?

誰是波士頓奶油？

Don't last long, do they?

不會持續很久，是嗎？

Sounds like someone's a little jelly.

聽起來像某人的小果凍。

Hey, don't worry, kid.

嘿，別擔心，孩子。

Somebody will pick you up.

會有人來接你的

You think someone pick me?

你覺得有人選我嗎？

I'm not so sure about that one Maple bar.

我不太確定那一個楓吧。

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

A lot of people like Maple.

很多人都喜歡楓葉。

I'll have, you know, a lot of people like shoes.

我會有，你知道，很多人喜歡鞋。

That doesn't mean that leather should be a doughnut flavor.

這並不意味著皮革應該是一種甜甜圈的味道。

Yeah.

是啊。

Hey, alright.

嘿，好吧。

Congrats, kid.

恭喜你，孩子。

Not sure where they're taking you, but it's gotta be better than this crowded box that reeks of maple.

不知道他們要帶你到哪裡去，但總比這個擁擠的盒子好吧，散發著楓葉的味道。

Yeah, that's probably Holy Baker's dozen.

是啊，這可能是聖貝克的一打。

What's that?

那是什麼？

Now I got Mm, Yeah.

現在，我得到了嗯，是的。

Wow.

哇哦

Well, well, what do you have to say about maple bars?

好吧，好吧，你對楓葉棒有什麼看法？

Now?

現在？

Listen, I'm sorry.

聽著，我很抱歉。

You might rub it a little of your maple icing on me, you know, as a favor.

你可以把你的楓葉糖霜擦在我身上，你知道，作為一個忙。

You call that an apology for you'll have to do better than that.

你這叫道歉，你得做得更好。

Yeah, I deserve that.

是啊，我應得的。

Uh, whoa, Whoa, What are you doing?

呃，哇，哇，你在做什麼？

What's that?

那是什麼？

This is just totally my luck.

這完全是我的運氣。

Whoa!

哇！

Hey, Bagel.

嘿，百吉餅。

Why is your frown upside down?

為什麼你的眉頭是倒著的？

Bagels?

百吉餅？

Anybody could be a bagel.

任何人都可能是一個百吉餅。

What does that just sit around in a hot tub for 10 minutes?

那只是在溫泉浴池裡坐上10分鐘是什麼意思？

Voila!

瞧！

I'm a bagel.

我是一個百吉餅。

Duh.

咄。

That's why I called you a bagel.

這就是為什麼我叫你百吉餅。

Try and keep up, dude.

試著跟上，夥計。

Just sit around the whole day smearing cream cheese all over yourself.

整天坐著在自己身上塗抹奶油奶酪。

I'm not really into that.

我不是很喜歡這個。

I'm not a bagel.

我不是一個百吉餅。

I'm a doughnut.

我是一個甜甜圈。

Okay, Doughnut.

好吧，甜甜圈。

Hey, don't go nuts.

嘿，別發瘋了。

Doughnut.

甜甜圈。

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

Don't mind.

不介意吧

Old crazy doughnut.

老瘋子的甜甜圈。

Guess I'm just a little bit fried.

估計我就是有點炸了。

That's okay.

那就好

We can always just glaze over it.

我們總可以在上面上釉。

Glaze.

釉。

I wish they didn't even bother to powder me up.

我希望他們連粉都懶得給我上。

Don't worry, Doughnut.

別擔心 甜甜圈 Don't worry, Doughnut.

I heard it's cloudy today with a chance of Sprinkles.

聽說今天多雲，有可能會有小雨。

Get somebody say speaking.

找人說說話。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

This makes everything better.

這讓一切變得更好。

Whoa!

哇！

Nice wing chrome dome.

翅膀鍍鉻穹頂不錯。

Thanks.

謝謝你

A bunch of sugary little health.

一群含糖的小健康。

Hey, custard, tummy.

嘿，吉士粉，肚子。

Hey, custard.

嘿，吉士多。

Tummy.

肚子。

Do I look like I'm filled with custard?

我看起來像充滿了奶油凍嗎？

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

Is it raspberry?

是覆盆子嗎？

Stop it.

別這樣

Broccoli.

西蘭花。

No candy, No hippopotamus sense.

沒有糖果，沒有河馬感。

Check it out.

看看吧

Enormous.

巨大的。

gaping hole.

漏洞。

That means I'm not filled.

這意味著我還沒有被填滿。

Yeah, but you never told me the whole story.

是的，但你從來沒有告訴我整個故事。

But hey!

但是，嘿！

Hey, Donut.

嘿，甜甜圈。

I bet you can't do this.

我打賭你肯定做不到這一點。

You are disgusting.

你真讓人噁心。

Stop it!

停下來！

Stop it!

停下來！

Stop it!

停下來！

Three points.

三點。

Nothing but nut food.

除了堅果類食物，什麼都沒有。

You are nuttier than a dozen bear claws.

你比一打熊爪還瘋狂。

Bear claws.

熊爪。

Why?

為什麼？

Didn't know Santa was a bear?

不知道聖誕老人是一隻熊嗎？

No, no bear claws like, Oh, does bear claws live at the North Pole to know?

沒有，沒有熊爪那樣，哦，熊爪住在北極知道嗎？

What about the reindeers?

馴鹿呢？

Are they bears to wait?

他們是熊等嗎？

That would make them rain bears or beard ears.

這樣一來，他們就成了雨熊或胡耳朵。

Nobody's a bear.

沒有人是熊。

Their doughnuts.

他們的甜甜圈。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Just different types of doughnuts.

只是不同類型的甜甜圈。

Oh, what kind of donut are you?

哦，你是什麼類型的甜甜圈？

I'm just a plain doughnut.

我只是一個普通的甜甜圈。

Plain donut.

普通的甜甜圈。

Well, that explains your altitude problem.

好吧，這解釋了你的高度問題。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

No powder, no glazed.

不施粉，不施釉。

No frosting, no gooey filling.

沒有糖霜，沒有粘稠的餡料。

Nothing.

什麼都沒有。

It sounds like somebody could use some more Sprinkles.

聽起來好像有人需要更多的 "灑水車"。

You stop it already.

你已經停止了。

The Sprinkles, they do nothing.

灑家，他們什麼都不做。

Nothing.

什麼都沒有。

Hey, don't Hey, no, I don't want to hear it.

嘿，不要 嘿，不，我不想聽。

Doughnut.

甜甜圈。

Hey, doughnut.

嘿，甜甜圈。

What?

什麼？

What is it?

什麼事？

Copy?

收到嗎？

Huh?

咦？

Hey, dude, what's up with all the Sprinkles?

嘿，老兄，你怎麼會有這麼多的小星星？

Whoa!

哇！

Plane don't really can fly.

飛機並不是真的會飛。

Oh, no, Don't do it.

哦，不，不要這樣做。

No.

不知道

Whoa.

哇。

Looks like he's going in for a water landing.

看來他要在水裡降落了。

Wow.

哇哦

Oh, wow.

哦，哇。

Now, this is all right.

現在，這是所有權利。

Dude, you are like the perfect temperature.

老兄，你就像完美的溫度。

Yo, buddy, let's not make this weird, okay?

喲，哥們，別把事情搞得很奇怪，好嗎？

Wait a minute.

等一下

I get it Now you're a Dunkin donut.

我明白了，你現在是鄧肯甜甜圈的人了。

How seriously, This is the best I've ever felt since forever.

說真的，這是我有史以來感覺最好的一次。

It's like I can finally loosen up a bit.

我好像終於可以放鬆一下了。

I think.

我想。

Don't just said a mouthful.

不要只是說了一嘴。

I've regret nothing.

我沒有後悔過。

Oh, don't talk about a biter end.

呵呵，別說是咬人的結局。

Get it?

明白了嗎？

Biter.

Biter.

Better by, Uh oh.

更好的是，呃，哦。

Hey.

嘿嘿

Hey.

嘿嘿

Coffee, please drink me now.

咖啡，請你現在喝了我。

Mm.

嗯。

Again?

又來了？

Mm hmm.

嗯哼。

Mm hmm.

嗯哼。

Mm hmm.

嗯哼。

Mm hmm.

嗯哼。