All the things that you learn when you're stuck in an infinite time loop.

當你被困在一個無限的時間循環中時，你會學到所有的東西。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Give me all your money.

把你的錢都給我

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Quick question might sound strange, but are you experiencing some sort of temporal anomaly?

快速的問題可能聽起來很奇怪，但你是否遇到了某種時間上的異常？

Who are you?

你是誰？

It's me, Billy.

是我，比利

From school.

從學校。

I went myself in the quad Sophomore year bladder.

我自己在大二的時候就去了四合院膀胱。

Billy.

比利

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

How are you?

你好嗎？

It's been so long.

好久不見了

Look, are you experiencing a time loop or not?

你看，你到底有沒有經歷過時間循環？

I am having some chronological re occurrences.

我有一些時間上的再發生。

I wasn't actually expecting you to say yes.

其實我並沒有想到你會答應。

Yeah, I wake up, Get ready, kid.

是的，我醒了，準備好，孩子。

That money going in there.

那筆錢在那裡。

But when I start to put my makeup on time jumps and I'm back on my bed again.

但是當我開始化妝的時候，時間就會跳動，我又回到了床上。

The same thing happens to me.

同樣的事情發生在我身上。

Except for the whole makeup thing.

除了整個化妝的事情。

You know, I'm not.

你知道，我不是。

Didn't ask if you work.

沒有問你是否工作。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

You know what?

你知道嗎？

You're killing my life.

你在扼殺我的生命

I'm fine.

我很好

That's just what time does Rips you apart, sell myself piece by piece, Adam.

時間就是這樣把你撕成碎片，把我自己一塊一塊的賣掉，亞當。

By Adam.

由亞當。

And you could feel every little bit of it.

而且你能感覺到它的每一點。

But once it celebrates over and you kind of get used to it, Okay, You're back here again.

但是，一旦它的慶祝活動結束，你有點習慣了， 好吧，你又回到這裡。

woke up not too long ago.

不久前醒來。

This is actually where I slept.

這其實是我睡覺的地方。

I think I'm gonna try and do my makeup again and hope and pray that time doesn't look first.

我想我要試著再化一次妝，希望並祈禱這次不要先看。

I'm going to open today has been seized.

我今天要開的已經被查封了。

Maybe it's because I'm trying too hard.

也許是因為我太努力了。

I'm not like you.

我跟你不一樣

I don't want to seize the day.

我不想抓住今天的機會。

I just don't want the data.

我只是不想要數據。

Sees me.

看到我了

I won't try it all.

我不會全部嘗試。

The first thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna flip my hair back.

我要做的第一件事就是把頭髮往後翻。

That is totally growing out of my scalp.

這完全是我的頭皮長出來的。

Not trying at all.

一點也不努力。

I'm just gonna Yeah, Yeah.

我只是要去 是啊，是啊。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I just used the primary totally.

我只是用了主要的完全。

Wasn't trying just going through the motions.

我不是在試探，只是在走過場。

I've been stuck in this time loop for, like, I don't know.

我一直被困在這個時間循環裡，就像，我不知道。

I'm losing track of time Is time real?

我跟不上時間了 時間是真的嗎？

What is time?

什麼是時間？

Get this kid.

抓住這個孩子。

Time is an illusion.

時間是一種幻覺。

I've been stuck on the same day for at least 100 days.

我至少在同一天停留了100天。

It's kind of incredible.

這有點不可思議。

I'm only 16 kind of crazy that I'm stuck at this really awful age.

我只有16歲... ...有點瘋狂，我被困在這個可怕的年齡。

I don't know what you're doing when you were 16, but I'm not having a good time.

我不知道你16歲的時候在做什麼，但我的日子不好過。

What are you doing now?

你現在在做什麼？

Right now?

現在？

I'm doing my face.

我在做我的臉。

How did you get in my apartment?

你是怎麼進入我的公寓的？

That's fine.

那就好

Already started if I keep going back, and if you get stressed, time is just gonna Oh, mhm.

已經開始了，如果我繼續回去，如果你有壓力，時間就會哦，嗯。

Mhm.

嗯

Mm.

嗯。

Just more concealer.

只是更多的遮瑕劑。

Dark areas.

暗區。

Not that anything's wrong being dark.

並不是說黑暗有什麼不好。

Which is particularly around this area because of scarring and a show here and stuff like that.

其中特別是在這個區域周圍，因為疤痕和這裡的表演之類的東西。

Embrace your beauty, embrace your chocolate skin.

擁抱你的美麗，擁抱你的巧克力皮膚。

It's time to set.

是時候定了。

No thanks to you, I finally got through it.

不，多虧了你，我終於熬過來了。

First step done using what I just did as evidence.

第一步做完了，用我剛才做的作為證據。

It seems to appear that the messier I apply this makeup, the time continuum seems to keep going.

似乎我越是塗抹這個妝容越亂，時間的連續性似乎一直在進行。

Let's keep that same energy.

讓我們保持同樣的能量。

This is called a cushion.

這就是所謂的墊子。

Yeah, well, I don't put anything on my forehead cause I've got thanks.

是啊，我不把任何東西在我的額頭 因為我已經得到了感謝。

I don't know any other teams who use foundation except for me.

除了我之外，我不知道有其他團隊使用基金會。

Now concealer.

現在是遮瑕膏。

Okay, but what are you concealing all of my insecurities?

好吧，但你在掩飾什麼，我所有的不安全感？

This the first time.

這是第一次。

Like blended like this.

像這樣混合在一起。

More powder.

更多的粉末。

So this powder is more.

所以這個粉比較。

How do you say Okay, so it's specifically for highlights.

怎麼說好吧，所以是專門針對高光的。

Oh, that's pretty.

哦，那是漂亮的。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

The warmer, darker powder.

暖和的黑粉。

Just taking a little and setting the rest of my face because we did use.

只是拿了一點，把我臉上剩下的部分定下來，因為我們確實用了。

Found me a shot, Sweetie, That's flesh.

給我找了一個鏡頭，親愛的，那是肉體。

It's gonna be read.

會有人看的。

Bring back my useful 16 year old skin and the warps in there by bronzing and mixing it with blush.

通過古銅色和混合腮紅，讓我有用的16歲的皮膚和裡面的翹皮恢復。

Is it actually doing anything for me?

它到底對我有什麼作用嗎？

Hmm, Debatable.

嗯，值得商榷。

But I feel like it's doing something, and that's really all that matters.

但我覺得這是在做一些事情，這才是最重要的。

Just spray some water all over my face because my face feels dry.

因為我的臉感覺很乾，就噴點水在臉上。

After all that powder, it's crazy.

粉了那麼多，真是瘋了。

We've already got the base done.

我們已經做好了基礎。

I think that we've caught on to something, girls, that's gonna be a little hard to do my brows haphazardly.

姑娘們，我想我們已經抓住了一些東西，那會讓我的眉毛胡亂地做，有點難受。

But whatever.

但不管怎樣。

I really don't know how to do them anyway, so I'm just gonna just keep it simple.

反正我真的不知道怎麼做，所以我就簡單的做一下。

You're back in first grade and just draw a line.

你又回到了一年級，只是畫了一條線。

Wow, that looks like something moving on to my eyeliner.

哇，這看起來像什麼東西移動到我的眼線上。

I'm creating brow hairs right here.

我在這裡創造眉毛。

If that wasn't already clear, grounds are really important because I've got bangs in an attempt to try and clean up the brow area.

如果還不清楚，理由真的很重要，因為我有劉海，試圖清理眉毛區域。

It doesn't need to be perfect, but at least it can look human.

它不需要完美，但至少可以看起來像人。

Just sharpen that up just like the tiniest bit.

就像最細微的一點一樣，把它磨得很鋒利。

Just on the thought.

只是在想。

Wow, this sounds like way more Arch for some reason, like what's going on?

哇，這聽起來像更多的拱門的一些原因，像什麼回事？

They're taking our dirty sponge blended out.

他們把我們的髒海綿混出來了。

My eyebrows are like not as dark as I would like.

我的眉毛好像沒有我想的那麼黑。

So this is when a brow gel comes in handy.

所以這時候眉毛凝膠就派上用場了。

It's basically a glorified mascara for your eyebrows, for the low, low cost of only $25.

基本上是美化了眉毛的睫毛膏，只需25元的低價，低價。

Not gonna lie.

我不會說謊

These makeup stores really have me messed up meat and my mom's bank account.

這些化妝品店真是把我和我媽的銀行賬戶搞得肉肉的。

My stuff like, How are y'all gonna make one eyeliner 20 bucks?

我的東西就像，你們怎麼能讓一個眼線筆20塊錢？

I know you'll have to pay and beat other people, but where are the dollar store makeup brands?

我知道你要花錢打別人，但是一元店的化妝品品牌在哪裡？

And don't get me started on NASA Hubble space craft because I know lots about that before I highlight.

不要讓我開始NASA哈勃太空梭，因為在我強調之前，我知道很多。

I'd like to go on with this palette that has a lot of Caucasian colors in it, and I just like to extra highlight right under my I see how much more awake I look and how reverse contour my nose is because of those ashy colors that I can look this awake.

I just put this on the high point of my face, really solidify that I am indeed a glowing 16 year olds still in high school.

我只是把這句話放在了臉上的高點，真的是鞏固了我確實是一個16歲還在讀高中的發光少年。

It's to love eyeshadow or whatever.

是要愛上眼影什麼的。

Like I'm not really an eye shadow girl like I'm not like other girls.

就像我不是一個真正的眼影女孩，就像我不像其他女孩一樣。

Like I really could care less about makeup or like anything that other girls care about, like I don't know, boys or whatever.

就像我真的可以不關心化妝或喜歡的東西，其他女孩關心，像我不知道，男孩或什麼的。

Like I really don't care about them.

就像我真的不關心他們一樣。

All of that said, I will put on makeup not because I want to or because I want to be like other girls but because, like, it's pretty just smearing on really pretty color.

說了這麼多，我會化妝，不是因為我想化妝，也不是因為我想和其他女孩一樣，而是因為，喜歡，只是抹上非常漂亮的顏色。

I was crazy.

我是瘋了。

How it's like, really like blending in with my eye.

怎麼看怎麼像，真像和我的眼睛融為一體。

It's actually blending nicely.

其實融合得很好。

Just take the lighter color, and I just smear that on the inside of my I This is really hard if you have nails on.

就拿淺色的，我就把它塗在我的內側，這真的很難，如果你有指甲上。

Also that I mentioned that I want to be a NASA technical coordinator like other girls aren't even seeing me right now.

還有，我提到我想成為NASA的技術協調員，就像其他女生現在都沒有看到我一樣。

Like I'm so freaking smart.

好像我很聰明似的

I have my life set up.

我的生活已經安排好了。

I haven't planned, sweetie, I'm a genius.

我還沒有計劃，親愛的，我是個天才。

So stick that in your air fryer and fry it now for eyeliner.

所以把它插在空氣炸鍋裡炸，現在就可以用來畫眼線了。

This is gonna take a wild goose so you might want to grab a snack or something.

這是會採取野鵝 所以你可能想拿點零食什麼的。

How long is this gonna take?

這要花多長時間？

Do you want me to look time again?

你想讓我再看看時間嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

That's what I thought.

我也是這麼想的。

I'll just wait.

我就等著吧

Almost done anyway.

反正差不多了。

And now for something that no other high school girl wears eyelashes.

現在說說其他高中女生都沒有戴睫毛的事情。

So you know how the eyes are the windows to the soul.

所以你知道眼睛是心靈的窗戶。

Well, NASA says that if you look at them long enough, you could fall in love with that person.

美國宇航局說，如果你看他們足夠長的時間，你可能會愛上那個人。

So while that's tacking, I'm going to make myself look even more like a teenager.

所以，趁著這段時間，我要讓自己看起來更像一個少年。

But taking the white underneath my eye, I'm just extending it.

但拿我眼下的白色來說，我只是延長了它。

I'm like, drawing inside my I don't I look youthful, honey.

我喜歡，畫在我的裡面，我不我看起來很年輕，親愛的。

And crazy.

和瘋狂。

That's the power of makeup.

這就是化妝的力量。

I think our lashes are ready.

我想我們的睫毛已經準備好了。

I don't have my tweezers, but that's okay, because we're just throwing these on, right?

我沒帶鑷子，但沒關係，因為我們只是把這些扔上去，對吧？

Nothing has to be perfect.

沒有什麼是必須完美的。

Be perfect.

要完美。

Anything?

有什麼事嗎？

Customer apartment.

客戶公寓。

Whoa, there.

哇，有。

On finishing touches on the bottom just to thicken the bottom lashes just a little.

在修飾底部的時候，只是為了讓下睫毛濃密一點。

It's okay if you smudge the mascara on your bottom lead.

如果你把睫毛膏抹在下引線上也沒關係。

This is actually all the rage in high school.

其實這在高中是很流行的。

I mean, not like I would care.

我的意思是，不喜歡我關心。

I'm supernatural.

我是超自然的。

I only like natural things.

我只喜歡自然的東西。

If it's not natural get it out of my face.

如果不是自然的，就從我面前消失。

Which is why I am putting on this really natural liquid lipstick.

這就是為什麼我把這個真正的自然液體脣膏。

Because it's natural in order to bring back some of that two toned Look, I'm going to be using this lipstick made out of pure mental the tingle and burn that it uses on my lips feels so rejuvenating and refreshing for a day full of verbal abuse from my high school peers.

因為它是自然的為了帶回一些那兩個色調的Look，我要使用這支口紅做出來的純精神的刺痛和燃燒，它在我的嘴脣上使用的感覺是如此年輕和清爽的一天，從我的高中同齡人的辱罵。

It really is the tiny, perfect little things that help you get through the day finishing touch them all.

真的是那些微小的、完美的小東西，幫助你度過一天的整理摸索。

Ooh, for beauty And that's it.

哦，為了美麗，就是這樣。

I'm finished.

我完成了。

Something has changed within me.

我的內心發生了一些變化。

I can see all the strength time coming together in an orb of light.

我可以看到所有的力量時間都匯聚在一個光球中。

Billy, I'm coming too.

比利，我也要去

Jumped into my arms.

跳進我的懷裡。

Mhm, Billy.

嗯，比利

I finally know who I am.

我終於知道我是誰了。

I am an oracle of time, and I can control all of the cosmos.

我是一個時間的神諭，我可以控制所有的宇宙。

But being so I cannot be with you, Billy, because we are not at the same kind.

但我不能和你在一起，比利，因為我們不是同一類人。

I'm sorry, Billy.

對不起，比利

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

Mm.

嗯。

Yeah.

是啊。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Hey, everyone.

嘿，大家好。

Miles J here.

我是Miles J

I hope you enjoyed today's little video and makeup.

希望大家喜歡今天的小視頻和化妝。

Look, thank you for watching today's video.

你看，謝謝你看今天的視頻。

And don't forget to watch the map of tiny perfect things.

別忘了觀看微小完美的事物地圖。

Only on Amazon Prime video.

只有在亞馬遜Prime視頻上。

Okay, bye.

好吧，再見。

Look at this.

看看這個

This is what it's like working on a studio.

這就是在工作室工作的感覺。

Mhm.

嗯