Name: 我們是否生活在模擬中？- 你最擔心的事情被證實了 (Are We Living in a Simulation? - Your Worst Fears Confirmed)
Uploaded: 2021-03-12T20:45:32.000Z
Duration: 5 min 10 s

If you live in a simulation that means we are not human

如果你生活在模擬中，說明我們不是人

but digital beings living in a vast computer program created

而是生活在一個龐大的電腦程序中的數字生命。

Computer scientists say the odds that we're living

計算機科學家說，我們生活的機率是

and we have to trust computer scientists.

而我們必須相信計算機科學家。

Your routine never follows a set pattern.

你的日常工作從來沒有遵循固定的模式。

你從來沒有經歷過什麼奇怪的事情

and you greet her wearing your favorite blue pants.

你穿著你最喜歡的藍色褲子迎接她。

But when you look down, you only see blue.

但當你低頭看時，你只看到藍色。

She tells you, "Yanny, stop acting crazy.

她告訴你："燕妮，別再裝瘋賣傻了。

You tell her, "Grandma, my name is Laurel."

And she says, "I know, of course your name is Yanny."

她說，"我知道，當然你的名字是燕妮。"

You can't deny what you've just seen and heard.

你不能否認你剛才的所見所聞。

It's a break in the code because you live in a permutation.

因為你生活在換位思考中，所以才會出現斷碼。

Let's say you never fight with your grandmother

所以，當你被邀請到一個電影之夜

for Kazaam starring Shaq, you suggest watching the

對於沙克主演的《卡扎姆》，你建議看一下。

far superior movie Shazaam starring Sinbad.

遠勝於辛巴達主演的電影Shazaam。

Your friends say, "Don't worry, this isn't a simulation.

你的朋友說："別擔心，這不是模擬。

"You're just suffering from the Mandela effect."

"你只是受到曼德拉效應的影響。"

where a person recalls something that did not happen.

在這裡，一個人回憶起一些沒有發生的事情。

You say, "What does this have to do with Nelson Mandela?

你說："這和納爾遜-曼德拉有什麼關係？

At which point your friends pull up thousands of photos

這時，你的朋友們會調出成千上萬的照片。

of Nelson Mandela alive and well all the way through 2013.

納爾遜-曼德拉的名字一直活到2013年。

But no matter how many photos they show you,

Okay, let's say you never have any memory issues.

好吧，就說你從來沒有任何記憶問題。

And you're currently in the classroom giving a presentation

Your mom and camp counselor and a guy from Cheers are there.

你媽媽和夏令營輔導員還有《乾杯》裡的一個人都在那裡。

They all laugh and point at your exposed genitals.

他們都笑著指著你裸露的生殖器。

You try to speak, but when you open your mouth

你想說話，但是當你張開嘴的時候

All of a sudden you realize you're dreaming.

突然間，你意識到自己在做夢。

You open your eyes and there you are in your bed.

只有埃隆-馬斯克才有這個能力。

but just to make sure you check a nearby clock.

但只是為了確保你檢查附近的時鐘。

If the numbers look melty, you know you're still dreaming.

如果數字看起來很融洽，你就知道你還在做夢。

Classic lucid dreaming technique 100% confirmed.

your roommates signed you up for the reboot

of TLC's home renovation show "While You Were Out."

TLC的家庭裝修節目 "當你出去的時候"。

Except this season, instead of redecorating while you're

除了這個季節，而不是在你重新裝修的同時。

on vacation, they restyle your house while you're asleep.

在度假的時候，他們會在你睡覺的時候重新裝修你的房子。

And these style experts love Salvador Dali.

而這些風格專家都喜歡薩爾瓦多-達利。

So they fill your apartment with melting clocks.

所以他們在你的公寓裡裝滿了融化的時鐘。

無論你是否被困在現實世界中。

by the most powerful computer, your mind.

由最強大的計算機，你的頭腦。

You know, you're living in the real world,

你知道，你生活在真實的世界裡。

a world that you've known to be true since you were a baby.

一個你從小就知道的真實的世界。

Every time you walk down the street, it gets busy.

And your wife keeps talking to you like she's

而你的妻子一直跟你說話，就像她的。

And recently a spotlight fell out of the sky.

而最近，一盞聚光燈從天而降。

這種詭異的感覺變得如此深刻。

that everyone tells you is too dangerous.

The further you sail, the more a storm rages

until all of a sudden the mast of your sailboat penetrates

直到突然間，你的帆船的桅杆穿透了

你的海洋，一個巨大的游泳池。

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