- Are we living in a simulation?

- 我們是否生活在模擬中？

100%, and here's how.

百分之百，這就是方法。

If you live in a simulation that means we are not human

如果你生活在模擬中，說明我們不是人

but digital beings living in a vast computer program created

而是生活在一個龐大的電腦程序中的數字生命。

by our far future descendants.

由我們遙遠的後代。

Computer scientists say the odds that we're living

計算機科學家說，我們生活的機率是

in a simulation are 50 50

在一個模擬中是50 50

and we have to trust computer scientists.

而我們必須相信計算機科學家。

They're my daddy.

他們是我爸爸

Let's say you're certain you live

比方說，你確定你的生活

in a non-computer simulated reality.

在非計算機模擬現實中。

Your routine never follows a set pattern.

你的日常工作從來沒有遵循固定的模式。

You never experienced anything odd

你從來沒有經歷過什麼奇怪的事情

except when your grandmother visits

除非你奶奶來的時候

and you greet her wearing your favorite blue pants.

你穿著你最喜歡的藍色褲子迎接她。

And she says, "Nice gold pants."

她說："金褲不錯"

But when you look down, you only see blue.

但當你低頭看時，你只看到藍色。

She tells you, "Yanny, stop acting crazy.

她告訴你："燕妮，別再裝瘋賣傻了。

"Those pants are gold."

"那條褲子是金的。"

You tell her, "Grandma, my name is Laurel."

你告訴她，"奶奶，我叫勞拉"

And she says, "I know, of course your name is Yanny."

她說，"我知道，當然你的名字是燕妮。"

You can't deny what you've just seen and heard.

你不能否認你剛才的所見所聞。

This isn't a silly misunderstanding.

這不是一個愚蠢的誤會。

It's a break in the code because you live in a permutation.

因為你生活在換位思考中，所以才會出現斷碼。

Let's say you never fight with your grandmother

就說你從來不跟你奶奶吵架吧

over visual and auditory hallucinations,

視覺和聽覺上的幻覺。

at least from what you can remember.

至少在你的記憶中是這樣的

And you have an incredible memory.

而且你的記憶力也很好

So when you get invited to a movie night

所以，當你被邀請到一個電影之夜

for Kazaam starring Shaq, you suggest watching the

對於沙克主演的《卡扎姆》，你建議看一下。

far superior movie Shazaam starring Sinbad.

遠勝於辛巴達主演的電影Shazaam。

But your friends say that's impossible

但你的朋友說這是不可能的

because the Shazaam movie doesn't exist.

因為Shazaam電影並不存在。

You freak out.

你嚇壞了。

Your friends say, "Don't worry, this isn't a simulation.

你的朋友說："別擔心，這不是模擬。

"You're just suffering from the Mandela effect."

"你只是受到曼德拉效應的影響。"

A false memory phenomenon

虛假記憶現象

where a person recalls something that did not happen.

在這裡，一個人回憶起一些沒有發生的事情。

You say, "What does this have to do with Nelson Mandela?

你說："這和納爾遜-曼德拉有什麼關係？

"He died in prison in the 1980s."

"他在80年代死在監獄裡"

At which point your friends pull up thousands of photos

這時，你的朋友們會調出成千上萬的照片。

of Nelson Mandela alive and well all the way through 2013.

納爾遜-曼德拉的名字一直活到2013年。

But no matter how many photos they show you,

但無論他們給你看多少照片。

now you know the truth.

現在你知道真相了

Your life is a duplication.

你的生活是一種複製。

Okay, let's say you never have any memory issues.

好吧，就說你從來沒有任何記憶問題。

You remember things exactly as they were

你還記得事情的本來面目

except when it comes to big projects.

除非是大項目的時候。

And you're currently in the classroom giving a presentation

而你現在正在教室裡做演講。

while completely naked.

而完全赤裸的。

Your mom and camp counselor and a guy from Cheers are there.

你媽媽和夏令營輔導員還有《乾杯》裡的一個人都在那裡。

They all laugh and point at your exposed genitals.

他們都笑著指著你裸露的生殖器。

You try to speak, but when you open your mouth

你想說話，但是當你張開嘴的時候

all of your teeth fall out.

所有的牙齒都掉了。

All of a sudden you realize you're dreaming.

突然間，你意識到自己在做夢。

Now that you know you're lucid,

現在你知道你是清醒的。

you'll be able to wake yourself back up

一覺醒來，你就能醒過來了

and return to reality.

並回歸現實。

You open your eyes and there you are in your bed.

你睜開眼睛，你在床上。

"Good morning," says your dog.

"早上好，"你的狗說。

But you don't have a talking dog.

但你沒有一隻會說話的狗。

Only Elon Musk has that.

只有埃隆-馬斯克才有這個能力。

You tell yourself to wake up and you do

你叫自己醒來，你就醒了

but just to make sure you check a nearby clock.

但只是為了確保你檢查附近的時鐘。

If the numbers look melty, you know you're still dreaming.

如果數字看起來很融洽，你就知道你還在做夢。

Classic lucid dreaming technique 100% confirmed.

經典的清醒夢境技術100%證實。

Only problem is unbeknownst to you,

唯一的問題是你不知道。

your roommates signed you up for the reboot

你的室友給你簽了重啟的合同

of TLC's home renovation show "While You Were Out."

TLC的家庭裝修節目 "當你出去的時候"。

Except this season, instead of redecorating while you're

除了這個季節，而不是在你重新裝修的同時。

on vacation, they restyle your house while you're asleep.

在度假的時候，他們會在你睡覺的時候重新裝修你的房子。

And these style experts love Salvador Dali.

而這些風格專家都喜歡薩爾瓦多-達利。

So they fill your apartment with melting clocks.

所以他們在你的公寓裡裝滿了融化的時鐘。

Now it will be impossible to know

現在就不可能知道了

whether you're trapped in the real world

無論你是否被困在現實世界中。

or trapped in a simulation run

或被困在模擬運行中

by the most powerful computer, your mind.

由最強大的計算機，你的頭腦。

Let's say you've pinched yourself awake

比方說，你把自己掐醒了。

And all the clocks are non-melty.

而所有的鐘都是不融化的。

You know, you're living in the real world,

你知道，你生活在真實的世界裡。

a world that you've known to be true since you were a baby.

一個你從小就知道的真實的世界。

But something's gnawing at you.

但有東西在啃噬著你。

Every time you walk down the street, it gets busy.

每次走在街上，都會很忙。

And your wife keeps talking to you like she's

而你的妻子一直跟你說話，就像她的。

in a commercial.

在廣告中。

And recently a spotlight fell out of the sky.

而最近，一盞聚光燈從天而降。

This spooky feeling gets so deep,

這種詭異的感覺變得如此深刻。

you decide to do the one thing

你決定做一件事

that everyone tells you is too dangerous.

每個人都告訴你，太危險了。

Sailing.

航行。

The further you sail, the more a storm rages

船越遠，風暴越猛烈

until all of a sudden the mast of your sailboat penetrates

直到突然間，你的帆船的桅杆穿透了

a cardboard wall?

紙板牆？

Turns out your sky is just wallpaper.

原來你的天空只是牆紙。

Your ocean, a giant pool.

你的海洋，一個巨大的游泳池。

A voice speaks from the clouds.

一個聲音在雲端說話。

"Truman, I can explain."

"楚門，我可以解釋。"

But it doesn't matter what he says.

但他說什麼都無所謂。

Now, you know the truth.

現在，你知道真相了。

Your world does fake run by a super producer.

你的世界確實是假的，由一個超級製片人經營。

So yes, you are living in a simulation.

所以，是的，你是生活在一個模擬中。

It's just a matter of when and uh-oh.

這只是一個時間和呃哦的問題。

Do the humans know that they're living in a simulation?

人類知道自己生活在模擬中嗎？

Okay, 100% and here's how.

好吧，100%，這就是方法。

Look most experts say humans are too stupid

你看大多數專家都說人類太笨了

to ever realize they're in a simulation.

永遠不會意識到自己是在模擬中。

Okay, but then again, humans came up with Dippin Dots

好吧，但是人類又想出了 "點點 "這個詞。

and we know that's the ice cream of the future.

我們知道那是未來的冰淇淋。

And how.

以及如何。

I'm doctor expert Natasha Vaynblat.

我是醫生專家Natasha Vaynblat。

And your worst fear has been confirmed.

你最擔心的事情已經被證實了。

(dots crunching) (gentle music)

（點嘎吱嘎吱） （溫柔的音樂）。