Name: 45號明顯缺席，前總統聯合疫苗公益廣告。 (No. 45 Conspicuously Absent As Ex-Presidents Band Together For Vaccine PSA)
Uploaded: 2021-03-12T18:20:56.000Z
Duration: 12 min 18 s

我是你的主播，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

yes, I am wearing my springtime greys, because check your

是的，我穿著我的春天的灰色，因為檢查你的。

calendar -- IF YOU'RE UNFAMILIAR WITH THAT

日曆 -- 如果你對這個不熟悉的話

TERM, IT'S A LIST OF THE MONTHS THAT USED TO MARK THE PASSAGE OF

術語，它是一個列表的月份，用來標記的通行證的

AND TODAY MARKS ONE YEAR SINCE THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION

今天是世界衛生組織成立一週年的日子。

PRIOR TO THAT, IT WAS ACTUALLY CATEGORIZED AS A LEGUME.

在此之前，它實際上是被歸類為一個樂高。

I THINK WE ALL REMEMBER WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE HEARD THE NEWS,

我想我們都還記得我們聽到新聞時在哪裡。

OF COURSE, IT'S ALSO THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE FIRST

當然，這也是第一部電影的一週年紀念日。

NONE OF US IMAGINED THAT THIS WOULD ALL STILL BE GOING ON A

我們都沒有想象到，這一切都還會繼續下去。

CASE IN POINT-- I THOUGHT I WAS PESSIMISTIC WHEN I SAID THIS IN

舉個例子--我以為我是悲觀的，當我說這句話的時候，我覺得我是悲觀的。

THE FIRST SHOW WE DID AFTER LEAVING THE THEATER:

我們離開劇院後做的第一場演出。

PEOPLE ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY HAVE HUNKERED DOWN IN THEIR

全國各地的人們都在自己的家裡蹲下了。

THE C.D.C. IS SAYING THIS COULD GO ON FOR THE NEXT EIGHT WEEKS.

C. D. C. 說這一切可能會持續到未來八週。

IT'S WORSE THAN WAITING FOR THE CABLE GUY.

THE C.D.C. SHOULD HAVE JUST ISSUED A STATEMENT, "YOUR

PLEASE BE HOME BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 8:00 A.M. AND THREE YEARS

TOMORROW NIGHT, IN HONOR OF OUR YEAR IN CAPTIVITY, WE'RE

明天晚上，為了紀念我們的年度慶典，我們要

PRESENTING "A LATE SHOW'S QUARANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: THE

呈現 "晚間節目四週年特別節目：《我是歌手》"。

YEAR THAT TOOK 100 YEARS BUT WAS ALSO SOMEHOW ONE LONG DAY."

花了100年的時間，但也是某種程度上的一個漫長的一天。"

I'LL BE TAKING A LOOK BACK AT THE PANDEMIC, WITH MY GUEST

我將與我的嘉賓一起回顧潘德米克的歷史。

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE COMMEMORATING THE PANDEMIC

我不是唯一一個紀念PANDEMIC的人。

TONIGHT, PRESIDENT BIDEN TRIED TO STEAL MY THUNDER BY GIVING

今天晚上，比登總統試圖通過提供

HIS FIRST PRIME-TIME ADDRESS SINCE TAKING OFFICE.

他上任後的第一個主要時間地址。

NOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SPEECH YET, BECAUSE WE TAPED THIS

現在，我還沒看到演講，因為我們錄下了這段話。

BUT APPARENTLY THE BIG BOMBSHELL IS THAT THE PRESIDENT WANTS ALL

但顯然，最大的爆炸性新聞是，總統要讓所有的人都有機會得到他的幫助。

ADULT AMERICANS TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR THE VACCINE NO LATER THAN

成年美國人最遲將有資格接種疫苗。

I JUST WANT TO SAY-- AND I MEAN THIS IN THE MOST HOPEFUL WAY

我只想說... ... 我的意思是，在最有希望的方式。

BIDEN IS LOOKING BEYOND MAY BECAUSE HE'S ALSO EXPECTED TO

BIDEN正在尋找超越五月，因為他也被期望

SAY, "TOGETHER, WE CAN ALL CELEBRATE A MORE NORMAL FOURTH

說："團結起來，我們都可以慶祝一個更正常的第四節。

"與家人和朋友一起度過的七月"。

FINALLY, WE CAN ONCE AGAIN GATHER ON THE FOURTH OF JULY TO

終於，我們又可以在7月4日聚集在一起了

IT REMINDS ME OF THAT FAMOUS SCENE IN INDEPENDENCE DAY.

這讓我想起了《獨立日》中那段著名的場景。

>> WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!

>> Stephen: TO GIVE OUT ALL OF THESE SHOTS, BIDEN IS EXPECTED

>> 斯蒂芬：把這些鏡頭全部發出來，比登是有望的。

TO ANNOUNCE THAT DENTISTS AND VETERINARIANS WILL BE ABLE TO

THEY'LL HAVE THE PFIZER, THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON, THE MODERNA,

他們會有全氟機、約翰遜和約翰遜、現代機。

THE WHITE HOUSE SAID THE SPEECH WOULD BE ROUGHLY 18 MINUTES.

白宮說，演講時間大概是18分鐘。

對於一個 "粗糙 "的人來說，這是非常精確的。

WHY NOT JUST SAY "20 MINUTES?" AMERICANS CAN HANDLE AN EXTRA

為什麼不直接說 "20分鐘"？美國人可以處理一個額外的。

BUT I SUPPOSE IT'S EASY TO BE THAT PRECISE WHEN YOU KNOW THE

但我想，如果你知道這一點，就很容易做到那麼精確。

PRESIDENT IS ACTUALLY GOING TO READ THE SCRIPT AND NOT GO ON

主席實際上是要閱讀經文而不繼續發言。

TANGENTS ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO USE A LOW-FLO TOILET ON A SEX

關於在性生活中使用低流量水龍頭有多難的問題。

AIDES SAID THAT THE SPEECH WOULD PAY TRIBUTE TO THE SACRIFICES

艾德斯說，演講將向聖人致敬。

AMERICANS HAVE MADE DURING THE PANDEMIC, WHILE PREVIEWING A

美國人在 "潘多拉 "事件中所做出的努力，同時也是在審查一項 "新的 "計劃。

SOUNDS NICE, BUT WHAT THE HELL CONSTITUTES NORMALCY?

聽起來不錯，但什麼是地獄構成正常？

EVEN BEFORE COVID, THERE WAS SYSTEMIC RACISM, GLOBAL WARMING,

即使在科維德之前，有系統的種族主義，全球變暖。

HALF OF US HEARD "YANNI," HALF OF US HEARD "LAUREL"!

一半的人聽到 "YANNI"，一半的人聽到 "LAUREL"！

OUR NEW PRESIDENT IS DOING ALL HE CAN TO GET VACCINES INTO AS

我們的新主席正在盡其所能地把疫苗送進醫院。

AND HE'S GETTING HELP FROM HIS PREDECESSORS WITH THIS NEW

他得到了他的前夫的幫助與這個新的。

>> RIGHT NOW, THE COVID-19 VACCINES ARE AVAILABLE TO

AND SOON, THEY WILL BE AVAILABLE TO EVERYONE.

IT WILL PROTECT YOU AND THOSE YOU LOVE FROM THIS DANGEROUS AND

它將保護你和你所愛的人免受危險和危險的影響。

>> I WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO MOVE

>> 我想回去工作，我想能動起來。

>> 和米歇爾的媽媽一起去看望她。

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