I'm good.

我很好

How are you doing?

你好嗎？

I'm doing fine.

我很好

Thanks for Thanks for being here.

謝謝 謝謝你能來這裡

Thanks for having me, man.

謝謝你邀請我，夥計。

My first time.

我的第一次。

I know it's good to have you.

我知道有你在真好。

Did you check out my You could sample my singing if you ever want.

你有沒有看我的 你可以試聽我的歌聲，如果你願意的話。

You just put that on a rap, right?

你只是把這句話放在說唱上，對嗎？

A little of that in there.

有一點，在那裡。

Something not going to happen.

不會發生的事情。

I didn't think so.

我不這麼認為。

Yeah.

是啊。

Come on.

來吧。

He's got to make a career here.

他要在這裡成就一番事業。

Oh, ruin your career for Conan.

哦，為了柯南毀了你的事業。

I have a question for you.

我有個問題要問你

Have a very exciting life.

有一個非常精彩的人生。

And you obviously like performing.

而你顯然喜歡錶演。

Uh, these these crowds that are just so excited You get so much energy from them.

呃，這些人群都是如此的興奮 你從他們身上得到了這麼多的能量。

Now you're making films, and this is good news.

現在你在拍電影，這是一個好消息。

You have a great film career.

你有一個偉大的電影事業。

It's people don't understand.

是人們不明白。

Making films is so boring, you know?

拍電影太無聊了，你知道嗎？

There's so much downtime.

有這麼多的停機時間。

There's so much it's not having How do you handle that?

有那麼多的東西是沒有的，你怎麼處理？

There's a lot of downtime.

有很多停機時間。

I have to do something with my time.

我必須用我的時間做點什麼。

It's funny you should ask that because actually, on the set of two Fast two furious, it was so much downtown that I actually I had to turn my trailer into, like, a club and invite extras over Yeah, well, what What did you do to your trailer?

有趣的是，你應該問這個問題，因為實際上，在拍攝《速度與激情》的時候，市區的人太多了，以至於我不得不把我的拖車變成了一個俱樂部，邀請臨時演員過來。 是啊，你對你的拖車做了什麼？

To make it into a club called Club Luda.

要把它做成一個叫魯達俱樂部的俱樂部。

You see, I went to Walmart.

你看，我去了沃爾瑪。

I got as many different Christmas lights, got a little strobe light, man, and just used every every amount of juice electricity that you could use.

我得到了許多不同的聖誕燈，得到了一個小頻閃燈，男人，只是用每一個每一個果汁電力，你可以使用。

It just turned my trailer into a club.

它只是把我的拖車變成了一個俱樂部。

You had music.

你有音樂。

You have good music going on.

你的音樂不錯

There was CDs.

有CD。

I had security patting people down at the front door.

我讓保全在前門拍人。

No, this sounds like a very cool trailer.

不，這聽起來像一個非常酷的預告片。

I wish I'd come by you.

我希望我能來找你。

See you miss Club Luda man.

看你想念魯達俱樂部的人。

I blew it.

我搞砸了

Blew it.

毀了它。

When you and I are working together on my album, we'll spend time together, Right?

你和我一起做專輯的時候，我們會在一起，對吧？

Right, right.

對，對。

Right Now I've heard that you are a aficionado of strip clubs that you that you consider yourself an expert on strip clubs.

現在我聽說你是脫衣舞俱樂部的愛好者 你認為你自己是脫衣舞俱樂部的專家。

Is this true?

這是真的嗎？

First of all, well, you see, I've been through I've been all over the world.

首先，好吧，你看，我已經通過我已經在世界各地。

Yes, I've traveled quite a lot and I've come to like that has to be a strip clubs.

是的，我走了不少地方，我已經喜歡上了那必須是一家脫衣舞俱樂部。

I've come to the I've come to the conclusion that Atlanta, Georgia, where I'm from has the best strip club.

我已經得出結論，我已經得出結論， 亞特蘭大，喬治亞州，我從那裡有最好的脫衣舞俱樂部。

They know they've got the best strip clubs in the world, but just something we don't cut to them.

他們知道他們有世界上最好的脫衣舞俱樂部，但就是有些東西我們不給他們切。

I mean, I wouldn't know.

我的意思是，我不知道。

What is this strip club you speak of?

你說的這個脫衣舞俱樂部是什麼？

Uh, okay, what is it that you look for in a strip?

呃，好吧，什麼是它，你看 在一個帶？

Like what do you What do you want?

像你這樣的，你想要什麼？

Well, I mean, of course, the women first and foremost the curves.

嗯，我的意思是，當然，女人首先是曲線。

You know how they shake.

你知道他們是如何搖擺的。

They get it down to a science.

他們把它歸結為一門科學。

You hear the newest music in the club in Atlanta, Georgia.

在佐治亞州亞特蘭大的俱樂部裡，你聽到的是最新的音樂。

Um, and funny enough, the food is great, but the food is going to a strip club for the food press.

嗯，也很有趣，食物很好吃，但食物要去脫衣舞俱樂部給美食記者吃。

Out of the way.

別擋路

I'm trying to eat some lasagna.

我想吃一些千層麵。

Yeah, you can say that until you come to the strip club and check out one of the dishes.

是啊，你可以說，直到你來脫衣舞俱樂部，檢查出一個菜。

Man, you got me.

夥計，你讓我。

I got to go.

我得走了

My wife will say you are not going.

我老婆會說你不去。

I'm going for the food, Honey, you can tell her that they have a vinaigrette there.

我要去吃東西，親愛的，你可以告訴她，他們那裡有醋汁。

I have to try.

我得試試。

All right, now you talk about the curse.

好了，現在你說說詛咒的事。

What do you people want to know?

你們這些人想知道什麼？

What do you look for in a woman?

你看上的女人是什麼？

Um, of course.

嗯，當然。

Intelligence confidence.

情報自信。

You know, I kind of know when I see it, But the most important thing, it's gotta have pretty feet.

你知道，我看到的時候就知道了，但最重要的是，它必須有漂亮的腳。

Are you serious?

你是認真的嗎？

Pretty feet.

漂亮的腳。

Not a lot of guys say feet.

不是很多人說腳。

They don't go right.

他們不對。

2 ft.

2英尺

But you like feet.

但你喜歡腳。

I love fetuses.

我喜歡胎兒。

Like if your if your feet are messed up, then just wear boots.

就像如果你的如果你的腳是亂七八糟的，那麼只是穿靴子。

Please.

求你了

You know what I'm saying?

你知道我在說什麼嗎？

No.

不知道

Don't have them out there.

不要在外面有他們。

Not Right.

不對

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

All right.

好吧，我知道了

What if a woman's just dropped it?

如果是女人剛掉的怎麼辦？

Unbelievably gorgeous.

不可思議的華麗。

Smart, talented.

聰明，有才華。

But then her feet aren't happening.

但她的腳卻沒有發生。

We gotta I can't really do much with that man.

我們得... ...我真的不能對他做什麼。

We gotta work.

我們得工作。

We got to work with the feet somehow.

我們得用腳來工作，不知為何。

Okay, let's say Halle Berry had had bad feet.

好吧，讓我們說哈莉-貝瑞有壞腳。

What if Halle Berry, unfortunately, had feet that weren't so great?

如果哈莉-貝瑞，不幸的是，她的腳並不是那麼好，怎麼辦？

Ha.

哈。

But she doesn't.

但她沒有。

That's what I don't know.

這就是我不知道的。

She has great feat.

她有很大的功力。

I peeped it out, man.

我偷看出來了，夥計。

Everything.

一切的一切。

Are you sure?

你確定嗎？

How do you know she has great feat?

你怎麼知道她有大功？

Because I know you can look, but you keep it out.

因為我知道你會看，但你不說出來。

You've hired people.

你已經僱了人。

Even your job is to check out Halle Berry's feet now get going.

甚至你的工作是檢查哈莉-貝瑞的腳，現在去。

It goes from bad.

它從壞。

Even if you look in the magazines and they have their toes out, you can look and see what they can airbrush that you can't heard of people airbrushing, you know, facial features.

即使你在雜誌上看，他們的腳趾頭都露出來了，你也可以看看，看看他們能噴出什麼東西，你不能聽說人家噴，你知道，面部特徵。

I've heard of them.

我聽說過他們。

You're brushing curves, but I've never heard of them airbrushing feet.

你是在刷曲線，但我從來沒有聽說過他們會噴腳。

So you know what?

所以你知道嗎？

You might be right.

你可能是對的

You know what?

你知道嗎？

We have one way to figure this out, which is?

我們有一個辦法可以解決這個問題，那就是?

Halle Berry was on my show a couple of years ago, and she's been on the show a lot.

哈莉-貝瑞幾年前上過我的節目，她也經常上節目。

She was just on the show recently for X Men, but she was on the show a couple years ago and she didn't wear shoes during her appearance.

最近她剛剛參加了《X男》的節目，不過幾年前她就參加過這個節目，出場的時候也沒有穿鞋。

And we can actually show that, and we can see what her feet looked like.

我們可以實際顯示， 我們可以看到她的腳看起來像什麼。

Let's get there at her feet right there.

讓我們在她的腳下到達那裡。

Those pretty feet, you think.

那雙漂亮的腳，你想。

Let's zoom in a little bit.

讓我們放大一點。

Zoom in a little bit.

再放大一點。

Let's see how those looks.

讓我們看看這些看起來如何。

It's just not good.

這只是不好的。

That's a very good technology.

這是一個非常好的技術。

We have.

我們有。

Yeah, we have very good camera work here.

是的，我們這裡的攝影工作非常好。

I know.

我知道，我知道

I I would give I would I would just give my left arm.

我我願意我願意我就把我的左手給你。

If I could write a song, and I can't.

如果我可以寫一首歌，但我不能。

But I would love to do that.

但我很想這樣做。

Where do you write your music?

你的音樂是在哪裡寫的？

The majority of my music is written inside vehicles.

我的大部分音樂都是在車輛裡面寫的。

Actually, while they're in motion while I'm driving while you're driving.

其實，當他們在運動的時候，我在開車，而你在開車。

So you can.

所以你可以。

But what if you get a really good idea for a lyric?

但如果你有了一個非常好的歌詞想法呢？

And you I mean, you're driving?

而你... ...我是說，你在開車？

Yeah.

是啊。

I mean, I drive with my knees, man.

我是說，我是用膝蓋開車的，夥計。

You know, I can drive with my knees and right.

你知道，我可以用我的膝蓋和右手開車。

I know it's dangerous, but it happens a lot of the songs that literally you'll just be there driving with your knees, writing a tune, writing a tongue, you know?

我知道這很危險，但它發生了很多歌曲，從字面上看，你會在那裡用膝蓋開車，寫一個曲子，寫一個舌頭，你知道嗎？

And if it's if it's that serious, then I just pull over, you know, for a little while.

如果是... ...如果它是那麼嚴重，那麼我只是拉過來， 你知道，一會兒。

Yeah, like I'm just gonna pull over right here.

是啊，就像我只是要去 拉在這裡。

I'm telling you, gotta You gotta get it down to a science man.

我告訴你，你得把事情搞得很科學。

Need driving is getting very popular.

需要駕駛變得非常流行。

These good?

這些好嗎？

Well, the cops are looking for you.

好吧，警察正在找你。

Now.

現在就去

Be on the lookout for the knee driver.

要注意膝蓋的驅動力。

Ludicrous.

荒謬的。

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

Well, we're talking about cars in two Fast two furious.

好吧，我們說的是兩輛快車兩輛怒車。

You know, you get to be around all these fast cars Do you like to drive fast, man?

你知道，你可以在這些快車周圍 你喜歡開快車嗎，夥計？

I drive faster all the time.

我一直在開快車。

Really?

真的嗎？

I love to drive fast.

我喜歡開快車。

I can't help it.

我忍不住了

Well, okay.

好吧，好吧。

What's the fastest that you've driven?

你開過的最快的車是什麼？

Um, about, like on the auto bind?

嗯，關於，像在自動綁定？

Whatever.

管他呢

In Germany.

在德國：

Yeah, you can.

是的，你可以。

You can see there's no speed limit there.

你可以看到那裡沒有限速。

Is that right?

是這樣嗎？

No, not at all.

不，一點也不。

I think I went about 280 kilometers, which I think is about 1 80 MPH.

我想我走了大約280公里，我想大約是1 80英里/小時。

If I'm not mistaken, it's just cool to say I did to 80 and leave out the kilometers what to do.

如果我沒看錯的話，只是酷酷的說我做到了80，而不說公里數該怎麼辦。

About 280 kilometers.

約280公里。

Yeah.

是啊。

Wow.

哇哦

I mean, wow.

我的意思是，哇。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Yeah.

是啊。

I mean, I've gotten a speeding ticket before, and basically, I was going over $100 in Atlanta, Georgia.

我的意思是，我已經得到了一個超速罰單之前， 基本上，我是怎麼回事超過100美元 在亞特蘭大，格魯吉亞。

The guy gave me a ticket.

那人給了我一張票。

I actually had to go to traffic school because of it.

其實我也是以不得不去上交通學校。

And I didn't want to sit in traffic school with, like, a bunch of strangers.

而且我不想坐在交通學校裡 和一群陌生人在一起。

So I had to recruit all my friends to come sit in traffic school with me, and they all came with you.

所以我只好把我所有的朋友都招來跟我一起坐交通學校，他們都跟你來了。

They took the day off from work, and just like I'm never going to go help them out.

他們請了一天假，就像我永遠不會去幫他們一樣。

I got I got friends that love me, man.

我有... ...我有愛我的朋友，夥計。

That's nice.

這很好。

But they came and sat with me and, you know, through the long time period and we made it happen.

但他們來了，和我坐在一起，你知道，通過漫長的時間段，我們讓它發生。

That is real love.

這才是真正的愛情。

When people go to traffic school with you, it really is.

當人家和你一起上交通學校的時候，真的是。

Thank everybody who came to traffic school with the heart of the game.

感謝大家帶著遊戲的心態來到交通學校。

You're narrating this.

你在敘述這個。

Uh, okay.

呃，好吧。

Why do you think they chose you to narrate, man?

你覺得他們為什麼選擇你來解說，夥計？

You know, I've been told I have a very powerful voice, You know, that demands attention.

有人告訴我，我有一個非常強大的聲音， 你知道，這需要注意。

A very good voice.

一個非常好的聲音。

So they came to me.

於是他們來找我。

I laid it down, made it happen with no problem whatsoever.

我把它放下，使它發生了什麼問題。

Very nice.

非常好

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

So yeah, and it must be nice going through life with a voice like that, Definitely.

所以，是的，它必須是很好的經歷生活 與這樣的聲音，肯定。

You know, I use my voice as an instrument as a tool all the time, but also, just when you're talking to the ladies, it must be nice to have a voice like that.

你知道，我一直把我的聲音當做一種工具，但同時，就在你和女士們說話的時候，有這樣的聲音一定很好。

Of course.

當然了

I mean, I don't know.

我的意思是，我不知道。

Ladies, what do you think they like?

女士們，你們覺得他們喜歡什麼？

My voice is always a good way up here.

我的聲音在這裡總是很好聽。

When I get talking fast, how people I keep your voice that when you were singing over there?

當我說話快的時候，我怎麼人我保持你的聲音，當你在那邊唱歌？

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, when I was in, like, high school and stuff and I talked to just be like, Hey, you wanna go to the problem with you?

是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，當我在一樣，高中之類的東西和我說話只是喜歡，嘿，你想去的問題與你？

What do you think?

你覺得呢？

Did it work his way up there?

他在那裡工作了嗎？

No, it didn't work.

不，它沒有工作。

Uh, that knee drive home and it was got a knee drive.

呃，那個膝蓋開車回家，它是有一個膝蓋驅動器。

No.

不知道

Kids don't need.

孩子們不需要。

Dr.

博士

Ludicrous says You've got a knee drive.

Ludicrous說你有一個膝蓋驅動器。

The heart of the game opens Friday in select cities.

遊戲核心週五在部分城市開啟。

And thank you so much for being here.

也非常感謝你能來這裡。

Very good.

非常好

Chris Ludacris.

克里斯-盧達克里斯

Right back.

我馬上回來

Van Hunt.

Van Hunt.

Stick around.

呆在這裡。