I know you got married this year.

我知道你今年結婚了。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

And, um, I have to say you have a series of portraits from your wedding that are, I think, the best wedding portraits series I've ever seen.

而且，嗯，我不得不說你有一個系列的肖像 從你的婚禮，是，我認為，最好的婚禮肖像系列 我見過。

Oh, I appreciate it was a pretty special moment.

哦，我很感激那是一個很特別的時刻。

Here's it starts off and everything is just lovely, right?

這裡是它的開始，一切都很可愛，對吧？

That's a great wedding shot.

這是一個偉大的婚禮拍攝。

Then I love this.

那我就喜歡這個。

You sense trouble.

你感覺到了麻煩。

Something's coming right.

有東西要來了

It's coming your way.

它的到來你的方式。

But we don't know what it is yet.

但我們還不知道它是什麼。

And that's the drama, right?

這就是戲劇性吧？

Then ka bang wave starts to break their shrieking.

然後卡邦波開始打破他們的尖叫聲。

Then it intensifies and kind of looks like maybe you two will be lost at sea forever.

然後變本加厲，有點像也許你們倆會永遠迷失在海上。

Right?

對吧？

And then I love the aftermath soaking wet but happy that, you know that that is that's a great wedding.

然後，我愛的後果 淋溼，但高興的是，你知道，這是 這是一個偉大的婚禮。

Are you going to get it all framed together?

你要把它裱起來嗎？

That's fantastic.

那真是太棒了

Yeah, we gotta get them printed out and just put them in some sort of succession in a frame.

是啊，我們得把它們打印出來，然後把它們放在一個框架裡，以某種方式連續排列。

I think it would be elated.

我想它會很欣喜。

I just love that the picture where I first see the way I think I was about to be murdered.

我就喜歡那張我第一次看到的照片，我覺得我快要被謀殺了。

Yes, the way that I'm looking so scared of that way, which should have told my wife that I am not the person that's going to be able to protect her in our marriage.

是的，我這樣害怕的樣子，應該是告訴我老婆，我不是那個能在我們的婚姻中保護她的人。

Yeah, well, she knows that now.

是啊，她現在知道了。

She knows that it would have been great if you panicked and pushed her in front of the wave that you should have done.

她知道，如果你慌不擇路，把她推到你應該做的浪潮前，那就太好了。

I've always thought that's what a spouse's for, um, broke our pack.

我一直以為這就是配偶的作用，嗯，打破了我們的包。

We have a clip here from the movie yesterday that you're in anything we need to know about this clip.

我們這裡有一個昨天電影的片段，你在任何我們需要知道這個片段。

I know the premises of the film is obviously, uh, parents that give their kids permission pretty much to have anything they want.

我知道這部電影的前提顯然是，呃，父母給他們的孩子許可幾乎有任何他們想要的東西。

They get to call the shots for 24 hours with and then comedy ensues.

他們可以發號施令24小時，然後喜劇隨之而來。

Comedy ensues.

隨之而來的是喜劇。

Yeah, this scene is with Jennifer Garner, and you know she is awesome.

是啊，這一幕是和詹妮弗-加納一起拍的，你知道她很厲害。

It was It was just cool to get to do this with her.

能和她一起做這件事真是太酷了。

And, uh, I'm the I'm the person that she kind of tells that she's having this really bad moment as part of this day, and I offer up some pretty solid advice.

而且，呃，我是我的人，她那種告訴 她有這個非常糟糕的時刻 作為這一天的一部分，我提供了一些相當堅實的建議。

In my opinion, I'm sure you do.

在我看來，我相信你會的。

It's taken with this clip from yesterday are You okay?

是用昨天的這個片段拍的，你還好嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

I just got into a fight with my husband.

我剛剛和我丈夫吵了一架。

Ah.

啊。

And you want me to beat him up?

你想讓我打他？

No, no, nothing like that.

不，不，不是這樣的。

Give him a wedgie.

給他一個楔子。

No, no, it's just that today was the first day in, like, a year where I felt like we were really in it together.

不，不，它只是今天是第一天 在一樣，一年來，我覺得像 我們真的在一起。

Yeah, and then he just had to go and be a wood.

是啊，然後他就只能去當木頭了。

Sounds like Karen.

聽起來像凱倫

She's mad because I took our life savings and bought a fleet of ambulances.

她生氣是因為我拿了我們一生的積蓄買了一隊救護車。

And I barely know how to drive this one.

而且我幾乎不知道怎麼開這個。

But you can't force people to change.

但你不能強迫人們改變。

You gotta do what works for you.

你得做適合自己的事。

And he can either join the party or it's his loss, You know, that's so true.

他要麼入黨，要麼就是他的損失，你知道，這是真的。

Not good advice.

不是什麼好建議。

Really not.

真的沒有。

Yeah.

是啊。

I love when people who clearly have made terrible decisions give advice.

我喜歡那些明顯做了糟糕決定的人給出建議。

That's my It's my favorite part of life.

這是我生命中最喜歡的部分。

I offered to beat up her husband, Uh, you know, whatever.

我主動提出要打她丈夫，呃，你知道的，隨便。

Well, she should have just said Yeah, do that.

她應該說 "是的，就這麼做

Yeah.

是啊。

And give him a wedgie, then beat him up.

然後給他一個楔子，然後打他。

Well, yesterday will be available to stream on Netflix on Friday.

好吧，昨天將在週五在Netflix上流媒體。

Keenan returns to NBC march 16th.

Keenan在3月16日回到NBC。

Man, this is insane.

夥計，這太瘋狂了。

Barb and star is available on demand.

倒鉤和星辰是可以按需使用的。

New episodes of the Netflix after party will be announced on Netflix is a joke and fortunes podcast.

網友會後的新劇集將在網友會上公佈，網友會是一個笑話和運勢播客。

Sincerely, fortune is available wherever you get your podcasts.

真誠的說，無論你在哪裡得到你的播客，都可以得到財富。

Enough already.

已經夠了。

Fortunate.

幸運的。

It's insane.

這是瘋狂的。

If you need me to be a part of your band, I've got some extra time.

如果你需要我加入你的樂隊，我有一些額外的時間。

I got no band, so yes, yes, guitar.

我沒有樂隊，所以是的，是的，吉他。

You can grab that guitar.

你可以拿起那把吉他。