I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

我是你的主持人STEPHEN COLBERT。

I JUST WANT TO START OFF TONIGHT BY SAYING I FORGIVE KATE

我只想在今晚開始的時候說我原諒凱特了

MIDDLETON FOR MAKING YOU CRY, I DON'T ME CRY, I DON'T BLAME HER,

MIDDLETON讓你哭，我不哭，我不怪她。

SHE APOLOGIZE, AND I FORGIVE HER, SHE IS A WONDERFUL WOMAN

她道歉，我原諒她，她是個了不起的女人。

WHO I HOPE TO MEET SOME DAY.

我希望有一天能見到誰。

LIKE EVERYONE ELSE A WATCHED OPRAH'S BOMBSHELL INTERVIEW WITH

像其他人一樣，看了OPRAH的炸彈採訪。

MEGHAN AND HARRY, IF YOU DIDN'T CATCH T LET ME TELL YOU ME LORDS

MEGHAN和HARRY，如果你沒聽懂，讓我來告訴你，LORDS。

AND LADIES THINGS GOT REAL, REAL QUICK.

而女士們 事情變得很真實，很迅速。

>> THERE HAS NOT BEEN AN AGREEMENT, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I

>>沒有達成協議，你不知道我的意思。

AM GOING TO ASK.

我要去問。

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> AND THERE IS NO SUBJECT THAT IS OFF LIMITS.

>> 沒有任何主題是不受限制的。

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> AND YOU ARE NOT GETTING PAID FOR THIS INTERVIEW.

>> 你沒有得到報酬的這個採訪。

>> ALL OF THAT IS CORRECT.

>> 所有這些都是正確的。

>> Stephen: I AM FEAR FOR IT.

>> 史蒂芬：我是害怕它。

NOW COULD USE SOME BUTTER.

現在可以使用一些黃油。

AS YOU WILL RECALL, THE COUPLE LEFT THE ROYAL FAMILY AFTER

你應該記得，這對夫婦在離開王室之後

MONTHS OF RACIST ATTACKS FROM BRITISH TABLOIDS WITHOUT ANY

幾個月來，英國報刊的種族主義攻擊沒有得到任何迴應。

SUPPORT FROM THE PALACE TRK WAS SO BAD THE DUCHESS SAID SHE WAS

宮廷的支援太差了，女爵說她是...

AT THE BREAKING POINT.

在突破點：

>> I WENT TO ONE OF THE MOST SEN QUER PEOPLE JUST TO GET HELP.

>> 我去找了一個最有經驗的人，只是為了得到幫助。

AND THAT, YOU KNOW, I SHARE THIS BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE

而且，你知道，我分享這個，因為有這麼多的人。

WHO ARE AFRAID TO VOICE THAT THEY NEED HELP.

害怕說出自己需要幫助的人。

AND I KNOW PERSONALLY HOW HARD IT IS TO NOT JUST VOICE IT, BUT

我知道個人是多麼的困難，不只是說出來，但。

WHEN YOU VOICE IT TO BE TOLD NO.

當你發出聲音被告知不。

AND SO I WENT TO HUMAN RESOURCES.

所以我去了人力資源部門。

>> Stephen: HOLD UP.

>> 斯蒂芬：抱起來。

YOU'RE SAYING BUCKINGHAM PALACE HAS HR?

你是說白金漢宮有HR？

HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN AROUND?

那是多久以前的事了？

BECAUSE YOU WOULD THINK SOMEONE IN HUMAN RESOURCES MIGHT HAVE

因為你會認為人力資源部門的人可能有。

STEPPED IN TO TELL HENRY THE VIII THAT CHOPPING OFF YOUR

走進來告訴亨利八世，砍掉你的頭髮

WIFE'S HEAD COULD BE INTERPRETED AS A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT.

妻子的頭可以理解為一個惡劣的工作環境。

OPRAH WAS AMAZING.

OPRAH是一個驚人的。

ASKING ALL THE RIGHT FOLLOWUPS.

問所有正確的追隨者。

>> DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT GOING TO A HOSPITAL OR IS THAT

>> 你有沒有想過要去醫院，或者說，你有沒有想過要去醫院？

POSSIBLE, THAT YOU CAN CHECK YOURSELF IN SOME PLACE.

有可能，你可以在某個地方檢查自己。

>> NO, THAT IS WHAT I WAS ASKING TO DO.

>> 不，這就是我所要求做的。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT, I COULDN'T, YOU KNOW, CALL AN UBER

>> 你不能這樣做，我不能，你知道，打電話給UBER。

TO THE PALACE.

到宮殿。

>> Stephen: NO, IT IS TRUE FOR A PRINCESS YOU HAVE TO DM THE

>> 斯蒂芬：不，對於一個公主來說，你必須要發DM給她，這是真的。

FAIRY GODMOTHER TO TURN A MUST INTO YOUR UBER DRIVER AND AN

仙女教母把一個必須的東西變成你的Uber司機和一個。

ACORN SQUASH INTO A TOYOTA CAMRY.

ACORN SQUASH INTOYOTA CAMRY。

BEING A ROYAL WAS CLEARLY TOUGH FOR MEGHAN AS SHE EXPLAINED WITH

作為一個皇室顯然是艱難的MEGHAN，因為她解釋與

IN DISNEY ANALOGY.

在迪斯尼動畫中。

>> YEARS AGO WE WERE SITTING I WAS SITTING IN NOTTINGHAM

>> 幾年前我們在諾丁漢坐著，我在諾丁漢坐著。

COTTAGE AND THE "LITTLE MERMAID" CAM ON.

COTTAGE和 "小美人魚 "的電影。

NOW WHO AS AN ADULT REALLY WATCHES THE "LITTLE MERMAID."

現在，誰作為一個成年人真正看 "小美人"。

>> Stephen: I WANT TO BE WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE.

>> 史蒂芬：我想去人們所在的地方。

♪ I WANT TO-- SORRY.

我想 - 對不起。

GO ON.

去吧

>> BUT IT CAME ON.

>> 但是，它開始了。

I WAS LIKE WELL, I'M HERE ALL THE TIME, MAY AS WELL WATCH

我想，我在這裡所有的時間，不如看。

THIS.

這。

AND I WENT OH MY GOD, SHE FALLS IN LOVE WITH A PRINCE, AND

我走了，哦，我的上帝，她愛上了一個王子，和。

BECAUSE OF THAT SHE HAS TO LOSE HER VOICE.

因為這個，她不得不失去她的聲音。

>> Stephen: IT'S TRUE.

>> 史蒂芬：這是真的。

ARIEL AND MEGHAN HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.

阿里爾和梅根有很多共同點。

WHO COULD FORGET THAT CRUEL HEADLINE IN THE DAILY MAIL,

誰會忘記《每日郵報》那條殘酷的標題呢？

PRINCESS ARIEL'S HAIR STYLE IS FORKED UP.

阿麗爾公主的髮型是叉起來的。

IT WAS CLEARED THAT THE DUCHESS DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS SIGNING

很明顯，公爵夫人不知道自己在籤什麼。

UP FOR.

為：

>> YOU WERE MARRYING A 1200 YEAR OLD INSTITUTION.

>> 你是在和一個1200年曆史的機構結婚。

YOU WERE MARRYING THE MONARCHY.

你是在和君主結婚。

WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE LIKE?

你以為會是什麼樣子？

>> WELL, I DIDN'T DO ANY RESEARCH ABOUT WHAT THAT WOULD

>> 我沒有研究過那會是什麼。

MEAN.

意思是：

>> YOU DIDN'T DO IN ANY RESEARCH.

>> 你沒有做任何研究。

>> NO, I HAVE NEVER LOOKED UP MY HUSBAND ONLINE.

>> 不，我從來沒有在網上找過我的丈夫。

>> Stephen: WHAT?

>> 史蒂芬：什麼？

LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU THIS THING CALLED GOOGLE, OKAY.

讓我給你介紹一下這個叫谷歌的東西，好嗎。

OVER THERE I THINK IT IS CALLED ALREADIY IT IS FULL OF USEFUL

在那邊，我想是叫 "已經 "吧，它充滿了有用的東西。

INFORMATION.

資訊：

FOR INSTANCE, IT TURNS OUT YOUR HUSBAND NEW PRINCESS DI, THAT

瞬間，它變成了你的丈夫新的公主迪，那。

MIGHT HAVE BEEN A HINT THAT THIS WOULD BE A ROUGH GIG.

可能是一個暗示，這將是一個粗糙的演出。

ALSO WHILE YOU ARE GOOGLING, YOU MY WANT TO TRY THE COMBO ANDREW,

另外，當你在GOOGLING的時候，你會想試試組合安德魯。

ISLAND AND EPSTEIN, IT WILL GIVE YOU AN IDEA WHAT THE ROYAL

島和愛斯丁，它會讓你知道什麼是皇室。

FAMILY IS OKAY WITH.

家人沒關係與。

OH, AND IF YOU DON'T GOOGLE THINGS, YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON

哦，如果你不GOOGLE的東西，你是唯一的人

I CAN SHOW THIS THO.

我可以顯示這一點。

IT A CAT WHO PLAYS THE ELECTRIC PIANO.

這是一隻會彈電子琴的貓。

YOU HAD TO BE THERE.

你必須在那裡。

IN 2007.

2007年：

THINGS ARE NOT GREAT WITH THE INLAWS.

內務部的情況並不樂觀。

AS HARRY LET SLIP AT ONE POINT.

AS HARRY LET SLIP AT ONE POINT.

>> WHEN WE WERE IN CANADA I HAD THREE CONVERSATIONS WITH MY

>> 當我們在加拿大的時候，我和我的朋友們談了三次話

GRANDMOTHER AND TWO CONVERSATIONS WITH MY FATHER.

祖母和我父親的兩次談話。

AND BEFORE HE STOPPED TAKING MY CALLS.

在他停止接聽我的電話之前。

>> Stephen: HE IS UK DIDDING HIS SON'S CALLS.

>> 史蒂芬：他在英國做他兒子的電話。

IT ALWAYS HURTS WHEN YOUR FATHER WON'T LISTEN TO YOU, ESPECIALLY

當你的父親不聽你的話時，總是會很痛苦，尤其是......。

WHEN HE HAS THESE EARS.

當他有這些耳朵的時候，

REALLY A WASTE.

真正的浪費。

BUT THE COUPLE SAYS THEIR REAL IN-LAW PROBLEMS CENTERED AROUND

但這對夫婦說，他們真正的法律問題集中在：

THEIR SON ARCHIE ESPECIALLY WHEN THE PALACE WANTED TO DENY HIM A

他們的兒子阿基裡，特別是當宮廷想拒絕他的時候

ROYAL TITLE AND THE ACCOMPANYING SECURITY DETAIL.

王室頭銜和相應的安全細節。

>> AND THE TITLE WAS HIM BEING CALLED A PRINCE, ARCHIE BEING

>> 標題是他被稱為王子，阿基裡是

CALLED A PRINCE, WAS THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU?

被稱為王子，對你來說很重要嗎？

>> IF IT MEANT HE WAS GOING TO BE SAFE, THEN OF COURSE.

>> 如果這意味著他將是安全的，那麼當然。

ALL THE GRANDEUR SURROUNDING THIS STUFF IS AN ATTACHMENT THAT

所有圍繞著這些東西的華麗是一個附件，。

I DON'T PERSONALLY HAVE, RIGHT.

我不個人有，對。

I HAVE BEEN A WAITRESS, AN ACTRESS, PRINCESS, A DUCHESS, I

我做過女招待、女演員、公主、公爵夫人，我。

HAVE ALWAYS STILL BEEN JUST MEGAN HAN, RIGHT.

一直以來都只是梅根韓，對吧。

>> Stephen: NOT RIGHT, WERE YOU RACHEL ZANE PARALEGAL TURNED

>> 史蒂芬：不對，你是瑞秋-贊恩律師事務所的律師嗎？

ATTORNEY AT SPECTOR LITT, DOING THE LAW BY DAY, AND MIKE ROSS BY

斯派克利特律師事務所的律師，白天做法律工作，而邁克-羅斯則是白天做法律工作。

NIGHT.

夜晚。

COME ON, ARE YOU TELLING ME THE SEVEN YEARS I SPENT WATCHING

拜託，你是在跟我說我花了7年時間看的電影嗎？

"SUITS" MEANT NOTHING.

"西裝 "意味著什麼。

I'M BEING TOLD THEY MEANT NOTHING.

我被告知，他們的意思是什麼。

THE DUCHESS WAS GRACEFUL FOR HER COMMONER ROOTS.

公爵夫人對她的共同根基表示感激。

>> THANK GOD I HAD THAT LIFE EXPERIENCE.

>> 謝天謝地，我有這樣的人生經歷。

THANK GOD I HAD KNOWN THE VALUE OF WORKING.

感謝上帝，我知道了工作的價值。

MY FIRST JOB WAS WHEN I WAS 13, AT A FROZEN YOGURT SHOP CALLED

我的第一份工作是在我13歲的時候，在一家名為 "凍酸奶 "的商店裡。

HUMPHREY YOGART.

HUMPHREY YOGART.

>> EVERYONE KNOWS HUMPHREY AND THEIR FAMOUS SLOGAN I THINK THIS

>> 大家都知道HUMPHREY和他們著名的SLOGAN，我認為這一點。

IS THE BEGINNING OF A BEAUTIFUL FRO YO, IF YOU GO DON'T FORGET

是一個美好的開始，如果你去不要忘記。

TO GT YOUR SOFT SERVE IN A MALTESE FAL-CONE.

要GT你的軟服務在馬耳他FAL-CONE。

>> THAT IS RELATABLE.

>> 這是相關的。

I USED TO WORK AT LAUREN BACC-COLD CUTS.

我曾經在勞倫・巴茨工作過，冷酷的CUTS。

ONE OF THE TRUE OUTRAGEOUS BOMB SHILS, REALLY HEARTBREAKING IS

其中一個真正的可怕的炸彈SHILS，真正令人心碎的是。

WHEN MEGHAN RECALLED THIS TOWBL DID DG-- TOWBLING CONVERSATION.

當MEGHAN回憶起這段對話時，DG... ... TOWBLING CONVERSIONATION。

>> IN THOSE MONTHS WHEN I WAG PREGNANT, ALL AROUND THE SAME

>>在我懷孕的那幾個月裡，所有的人都在圍著我轉。

TIME, SO WE HAD IN TAN TELL THE CONVERSATION OF YOU WON'T BE

時候，所以我們在譚告訴你不會的對話。

GIVEN SECURITY, NOT GOING TO BE GIVEN A TITLE.

給予安全，不會被賦予頭銜。

AND ALSO CONCERNS AND CONVERSATIONS ABOUT HOW DARK HIS

還有對他的黑暗的擔憂和對話。

SKIN MIGHT BE WHEN HE'S BORN.

皮膚可能是當他出生。

>> WHAT?

>> 什麼？

>> Stephen: I AGREE.

>> Stephen: 我同意。

WHAT?

什麼？

AND LET ME JUST ADD, HUH?

讓我補充一下，嗯？

I'M GOING TO GUT ON A LIMB HERE AND SAY THERE SAY POSSIBILITY,

我要在這裡的一個側面，說有可能。

JUST A POSSIBILITY, MIND YOU, THAT THIS MEDIEVAL SELECTIVE

你要知道，這個媒體選擇的可能性是

BREEDING PROGRAM MIGHT BE RACIST ALSO IT'S NEVER GOOD WHEN THE

繁殖計劃可能是種族主義的，而且它從來沒有好，當它的

BRITISH RULING CLASS THINKS SOMEONE IS TOO DARK.

英國統治階級認為有人太黑了。

THEY STEAL THEIR LAND AND MAKE THEM PLAY CRICKET.

他們偷了他們的土地，讓他們打曲棍球。

OPRAH TRIED TO FOLLOWUP ON THIS BOMBSHELL REVELATION.

OPRAH試圖跟進這個爆炸性的發現。

>> AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL ME WHO HAD THE CONVERSATION?

>> 你不打算告訴我是誰的對話？

>> I THINK THAT WOULD BE VERY DAMAGING TO THEM.

>> 我想這對他們來說是非常有害的。

>> Stephen: AN CLEARLY THE LAST THING MEGHAN WOULD WANT TO

>> 史蒂芬：顯然是梅根最不願意看到的事情。

DO AS SHE EXPOSES HER INLAWS AS RACIST, EMOTIONALLY ABUSING

她揭發她的姻親是種族主義者，情感上的虐待。

CAPTORS IS DAMAGE ANYONE.

CAPTORS是傷害任何人。

SO OPRAH ASKED PRINCE HARRY.

所以OPRAH問HARRY王子。

>> MEGHAN SHARED WITH US THAT THERE WAS A CONVERSATION WITH

>> 梅根告訴我們，有一個對話，與

YOU ABOUT ARCHIE'S SKIN TONE.

你關於阿基裡的膚色。

WHAT WAS THAT CONVERSATION?

那是什麼對話？

>> THAT CONVERSATION, I AM NEVER GOING TO SHARE.

>> 那次談話，我永遠不會分享。

BUT AT THE TIME, AT THE TIME IT WAS AWKWARD.

但在當時，在當時是很尷尬的。

>> Stephen: AWKWARD IS FOUR PEOPLE IN THE BACKSEAT OF A CAR.

>> 史蒂芬：尷尬的是四個人坐在汽車後座上。

AWKWARD IS FORGETTING YOUR FRIEND'S CHILD'S NAISM IT ONE OF

尷尬的是忘記了你朋友的孩子的鼻涕，它的一個

YOUR RELATIVES ASKING YOU TO PLACE YOUR CHILD ON THE SHERMAN

你的親戚要求你把孩子安排在謝爾曼上。

WILLIAMS COLOR WHEEL IS OILILY [BLEEP].

威廉姆斯色輪是油性的[BLEEP]。

HARRY WOULDN'T REVEAL A NAME BUT THIS MORNING OPRAH WENT ON GAYLE

哈里不會透露一個名字，但今天早上OPRAH去了GAYLE。

KING AND THE KINGETTES TO DROP THIS BREADCRUMB.

金和KINGETTES放棄這個麵包籃。

>> HE DID NOT SHARE THE IDENTITY WITH ME.

>> 他沒有和我分享身份。

BUT HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT I KNEW AND IF I HAD AN

但他想確保我知道，如果我有一個。

OPPORTUNITY TO SHARE IT, THAT IT WAS NOT HIS GRANDMOTHER, NOR HIS

機會分享它，它不是他的祖母，也不是他的。

GRANDFATHER THAT WERE A PART OF THOSE CONVERSATIONS.

爺爺，這些對話的一部分。

>> Stephen: SO IT IS NOT THE QUEEN OR PRINCE FILL LIP, SO

>> 斯蒂芬: 所以它不是女王或王子填充的嘴脣，所以。

THAT NAR-- PHILLIP, SO THAT NARROWS IT DOWN TO EVERYONE ELSE

那... ... 菲利普，那就把範圍縮小到其他人身上了。

IN THE PALACE, COULD BE CHARLES, COULD BE CAMILLA COULD BE THE

在宮殿裡，查理，卡米拉可能是...

CORGIS, THEY ARE A BUNCH OF BITCHES.

CORGIS，他們是一群婊子。

ANYWAY, IT WAS AN AMAZING INTERVIEW AND REFRESHING TO

無論如何，這是一個令人驚歎的採訪，讓人耳目一新。

LEAVE AMERICAN SELL ENRIT CULTURE BEHIND AND WATCH OPRAH

拋開美國的賣藝文化，看OPRAH。

SIT DOWN WITH TWO HUMBLE CHICKEN FARMERS.

坐下來，與謙遜的雞農坐下來。

HEY, THERE IS POSITIVE NEWS ON COVID.

嘿，有積極的新聞 在COVID。

30 MILLION AMERICANS HAVE BEEN FULLY VACS NAILTED, 60 MILLION

3000萬美國人已被完全抽真空釘死，6000萬。

HAVE RECEIVED AT LEAST ONE SHOT AND TODAY CDC DIRECTOR ROCHELLE

至少接受了一針，而今天疾病預防控制中心主任羅切爾

WALENSKY ANNOUNCED LONG-AWAITED GUIDE LINES FOR THE FULLY

WALENSKY公佈了期待已久的《完全》指南。

VACCINATED, BUT SHE STARTED WITH A BIG ONE.

吸毒，但她開始用一個大的。

>> CDC RECOMMENDS THAT FULLY VACS NAILTED PEOPLE CAN VISIT

>> 疾病預防控制中心建議，完全抽真空的釘子戶可以去看病。

WITH OTHER FULLY VACCINATED PEOPLE IN SMALL GATHERINGS

在小型聚會中與其他已完全接種的人在一起。

INDOORS, WITHOUT WEARING MASKS.

在室內，不戴口罩。

>> OH YEAH, YOU HEARD THE DOCTOR, CDC APPROVED GERIATRIC

>> 哦，是的，你聽到醫生說的了，疾控中心準許的胃腸道疾病。

ORGY, GRAB AN EGG CREAM AND HEAD TO THE SCHALLERS HOUSE FOR STRIP

奧吉，拿上蛋漿，然後去肖勒斯家吃脫衣舞。

CRIBBAGE.

CRIBBAGE：

THOSE WHO HAVE GOTTEN THEIR SHOTS CAN RECORRECT WITH THEIR

那些已經打過針的人可以用他們的槍來糾正。

FAMILIES, FULLY VACCINATED BRAND PARENTS MAY VISIT UNVACCINATED

家庭、完全接種的品牌家長可以訪問未接種的家庭。

HEALTHY ADULT CHILDREN AND HEALTHY GRANDCHILDREN WITHOUT

沒有健康的成年兒童和健康的孫子女

MASKS OR PHYSICAL DISTANCING-- DISTANCING SO THEY

CAN LORD IT OVER US.

可以支配我們。

MY SPRING PREAK WAS AWESOME.

我的春天PREAK是可怕的。

I SPENT IT IN THE FOAM PITS OF IBIZA.

我把錢花在了伊比沙的保麗龍坑裡.

HOW ABOUT YOU, OH, YOU WATCHED MY OCTOPUS TEACHER ON NETFLIX?

你呢，哦，你看了我的八爪魚老師在NETFLIX上？

WELL, I ALSO HAD EIGHT ARMS WRAPPED AROUND MY NAKED CHEST.

好吧，我也有八隻手臂 纏繞在我赤裸的胸部。

CDC ALSO SAYS IF YOU ARE VACS NAILTED THE INFECTION RISK IS

疾病預防控制中心還說，如果你是VAC釘子的感染風險是。

LOW FOR GOING TO THE BLM.

低為去BLM。

-- GYM.

-- GYM：

WHAT ABOUT THOSE OF US WHO HAVE THE PREEXISTING CONDITION OF NOT

那我們這些有先天條件的人呢？

WANTING TO GO TO THE GYM?

想去健身房？

FOR THOSE OF YOU STILL WAITING FOR YOUR JAB, WATCH OUT.

那些還在等著你的刺拳的人，小心了。

STATE DEPARTMENT IS WARNING THAT A NEW RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION

國務院警告說，新的俄羅斯資訊

CAMPAIGN AIMED TO UNDERMINE CONFIDENCE IN THE COVID-19

旨在破壞對COVID-19的信任的宣傳運動

VACCINE.

疫苗：

OH NO, THE LAST TIME RUSSIA SPREAD DISINFORMATION WE WOUND

哦，不，最後一次俄羅斯散播虛假資訊，我們發現了

UP WITH AN INFESTATION THAT TOOK FOUR YEARS TO CLEAR UP AND WE

花了四年時間清理的蟲害，而我們

STILL HAVE AN INFLAMED SOUTHERN BORDER.

仍然有一個燃燒的南部邊界。

ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT, RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE SERVICES

根據一份新的報告，俄羅斯情報服務局

ARE PUBLISHING FALSE INFORMATION QUESTIONING THE VACCINE'S SAFETY

正在發佈虛假資訊，質疑疫苗的安全性。

AND EFFICACY IN AN EFFORT TO PROMOTE THE SALE OF RUSSIA'S

努力促進俄羅斯的銷售的效率。

RIVAL SPUTNIK V VACCINE WHICH EXPLAIN THIS NEW ADD FROM

RIVAL SPUTNIK V VACCINE 解釋了這個新的補充從

MODERNA.

MODERNA：

>> TAKE MODERNA VACCINE IF YOU WANT UGLY CHILDREN AND LOW BEAT

>> 如果你想有醜陋的孩子和低節拍的孩子，請服用摩登納疫苗。

HARVEST.

收穫：

WHOLE FAMILY IS DEAD.

整個家族都死了。

TRY SPUTNIK V AND MAKE INJURE HOUSE SAFE.

試試SPUTNIK V，讓受傷的房子安全。

>> WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

>> 今晚我們有一場精彩的演出。

I WILL TALKK TO THE HOST OF DEADLINE WHITE HOUSE NICOLLE

我要跟《白宮》的主持人尼可兒談談。

WALLACE BUT WHEN WE COME BACK THE NBA DOES THEIR PART BY

但當我們回來的時候，NBA會盡自己的職責。

SOCIALLY DISTANCING FROM GOOD TASTE.

與好味道的社會距離。

STICK AROUND.

堅持下去。

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