Name: 機器人雞取笑漫威的10大時機 (Top 10 Times Robot Chicken Made Fun of Marvel)
Uploaded: 2021-03-07T18:51:40.000Z
Duration: 13 min 13 s

Okay, You're going to have to go get that for me.

And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 times.

而今天我們就來細數一下前十名的選題。

Robot chicken made fun of Marvel Shield Shield.

Aren't you glad I didn't say shield again?

你不慶幸我沒有再說一遍盾牌嗎？

Here comes Iron Man, where you think we sound the alarm here.

鋼鐵俠來了，你以為我們在這裡敲響了警鐘。

There's still a ways off for this list will be looking at the show's best parodies of Marvel movies, shows and characters.

還有一段路要走，這個榜單將看看該劇對漫威電影，節目和角色的最佳模仿。

Which of these robot chicken sketches is your favorite?

這些機器人雞小品中，你最喜歡哪一個？

In the comments below, let's roll Number 10.

在下面的評論中，讓我們滾動10號。

Parodying every agents of Shield episode, the characters on Agents of Shield had to deal with advanced weapons, enhanced humans, aliens or a combination of all three pretty much every day since the show is set in the M.

模仿每一個盾牌特工的情節，在盾牌特工的字元不得不處理先進的武器，增強人類，外星人或三者的組合幾乎每一天，因為該節目是設置在M。

U fans wondered why the Avengers never showed up to help.

U迷們想知道為什麼復仇者們一直沒有出現幫忙。

Hilarious robot chicken Sketch explained at all.

搞笑的機器人雞斯凱特根本解釋。

When Agent Johnson asks for some superhero backup, Coulson provides an increasingly ridiculous list of excuses for why each Avenger can't come.

當特工約翰遜要求一些超級英雄的支援時，科爾森提供了一個越來越可笑的藉口清單，說明為什麼每個復仇者不能來。

Maybe Captain America, Bolivia Hawkeye Gone Dark Black widow, also Bolivia let me be the Hulk.

也許美國隊長，玻利維亞鷹眼亂世黑寡婦，也玻利維亞讓我做綠巨人。

Dentist, Ant Man, Six Flags Scarlet Witch Spin Class at three.

牙醫、蟻人、六旗猩紅女巫三點旋轉課。

The sketch concludes with Coulson seeing a hero offscreen.

小品的最後，科爾森在螢幕外看到了一個英雄。

It's a funny and well deserved knock on the spy show because as much as we love Coulson and company taking down bad guys, couldn't Iron Man have shown up just to help?

這是一部有趣而又當之無愧的敲打諜戰劇，因為雖然我們很喜歡科爾森和公司幹掉壞人，但鋼鐵俠就不能出現只是為了幫忙嗎？

Once I'd like to have a lengthy conversation with you about that, it might get loud.

一旦我想和你長談這個問題，可能會很吵。

Number nine Peter Spider Sense goes haywire, having a spider sense to warn you of dangerous things.

九號彼得蜘蛛感應器出了問題，有蜘蛛感應器來警告你危險的事情。

Coming your way sounds incredibly useful, but one version of Spider Man just found that annoying.

走你的路，聽起來非常有用，但有一個版本的蜘蛛俠就覺得很煩。

When Peter's spider Sense goes off at breakfast, he assumes a supervillain is coming for him.

當彼得的蜘蛛感應器在早餐時響起時，他認為有一個超級大壞蛋要來找他。

But it was just trying to warn him that the milk was spoiled.

但這只是想警告他，牛奶已經變質了。

Thanks, Spider Sense throughout the rest of the day is spider sense ruins, walking, swinging and alone time with Mary Jane.

謝謝，蜘蛛感整個餘下的時間就是蜘蛛感廢墟，散步，盪鞦韆，和瑪麗珍獨處。

His power simply can't tell him exactly what he should watch out for.

他的力量根本無法告訴他到底應該注意什麼。

我在曼哈頓上空數百英尺的地方

Seeing how hilariously inconvenient spider Sense can be makes us glad we don't have that power.

看到蜘蛛感應器如此滑稽不方便，讓我們慶幸自己沒有這種能力。

Number eight Zack Morris becomes the worst Avenger.

八號扎克-莫里斯成為最差的復仇者。

You might think you're the only person with superpowers, but you are part of a larger time out.

你可能認為你是唯一一個擁有超能力的人，但你是一個更大時間的一部分。

Before Wanda Vision put superheroes in a sitcom, a robot chicken skin put a sitcom character on the Avengers and saved by the bell.

在萬達視覺把超級英雄放在情景喜劇中之前，一個機器人雞皮把情景喜劇角色放在了復仇者身上，並被鐘聲拯救。

A teenager named Zack Morris was able to stop time with his undefined powers.

一個名叫扎克-莫里斯的少年能夠用他那未被定義的力量來停止時間。

Nick Fury decides to recruit him to join the Avengers.

尼克-弗瑞決定招募他加入復仇者聯盟。

Unfortunately, Zach isn't good at saving the day more Stay in the time.

不幸的是，扎克並不擅長拯救更多的留守時間。

I should have learned an actual skill to supplement my time out power.

我應該學習一個實際的技能來補充我的時間出力。

All I know how to do is break the fourth wall to monologue about stuff he decides to quit after he fails to save Hawkeye from meeting a brutal yet funny end right in front of his eyes.

我所知道的就是打破第四面牆獨白的東西，他決定在救鷹眼失敗後退出，在他眼前遇到一個殘酷而又有趣的結局。

If Zack had been trained properly, he might actually have been more useful than the Archer.

如果扎克訓練得當，他可能真的比弓箭手更有用。

We guess there are some high school students that just don't have what it takes to be an Avenger.

我們猜想有一些高中生就是沒有成為復仇者的能力。

No, Hamilton, what are you talking about?

Even violent alien symbiote boats can't resist a chance to see Lin Manuel Miranda's Hamilton on Broadway.

即使是暴力的外星共生體船也抵擋不住在百老匯看林-曼努埃爾-米蘭達的《漢密爾頓》的機會。

Eddie Brock learns this fact when venom forces him to see the show.

艾迪-布洛克在毒液強迫他看演出時，才知道這個事實。

After the curtain call, the symbiote breaks into Miranda's dressing room and gets a little too close to the performer.

謝幕後，共生體闖入米蘭達的更衣室，離表演者太近了一點。

Then, um, then forces the Broadway star to become his new host before going on to perform in the show's Broadway run.

然後，嗯，然後強迫百老匯的明星成為他的新主持人，然後再去參加該劇的百老匯演出。

There's something inexplicably hilarious about seeing the vicious symbiote sing some Hamilton lyrics.

看到惡毒的共生體唱一些漢密爾頓的歌詞，有種莫名的搞笑。

Alexander Hamilton is super cool, so maybe he can team up with Spiderman three's Dancing Peter and put together a truly show stopping number.

亞歷山大-漢密爾頓超酷，也許他能和蜘蛛人三號的《跳舞的彼得》合作，來個真正的演出。

Daredevil puts down his D's Daredevil Daredevil.

敢死隊放下他的D的敢死隊敢死隊。

There's an absurd scene in 2000 and three's Daredevil, where the titular character draws out to DS with a flammable material on a subway floor and expects for someone to light it.

2000年和三的《勇者鬥惡龍》中有一個荒誕的場景，主角拿著地鐵地板上的易燃物抽出給DS，期望有人點燃。

Thanks to Robot Chicken, we know exactly how he pulls this off.

多虧了機器雞，我們才知道他是怎麼做到的。

The skit shows that it took a good amount of time for Daredevil to plan this all out.

從這個小品可以看出，敢死隊花了不少時間來策劃這一切。

He had to meticulously measure the surface area and pick the right flammable material to pull it off.

他必須細緻地測量表面積，挑選合適的易燃材料來拉開序幕。

汽油會被蒸發掉的 That gasoline is just gonna evaporate.

The amount of effort Daredevil puts into leaving his calling card is staggering.

敢死隊為留下名片所付出的努力是驚人的。

Putting his D's down almost seems more important to him than actually saving the day is a superhero.

對他來說，把自己的D放下來，幾乎比真正拯救世界是個超級英雄還要重要。

I'm putting my D's here, my big Flaming D's number five X Men vs Exes.

我把我的D號放在這裡，我的大火D號五號X男VS前男友。

One of em TV's many reality shows saw exes teaming up to complete challenges.

em電視臺的眾多真人秀節目中，有一檔節目是前輩們聯手完成挑戰。

But what if one of the former couples were both mutants were taking Battle of the exes up a notch?

但如果以前的夫妻中，有一對都是變種人，是把前輩之戰提升了一個等級呢？

Please welcome X Men X is Wolverine and Jean Grey, a team of mutants.

請歡迎X男X是金剛狼和讓-格雷，是一支變種人隊伍。

When Jean Grey and Wolverine joined the cast of Battle of the Exes, the show fell apart almost instantly during one of their fights.

當讓-格雷和金剛狼加入《前任之戰》劇組時，在他們的一次打鬥中，劇情幾乎瞬間崩塌。

The mutants hurt or traumatized pretty much all of the contestants.

變種人傷害或創傷了幾乎所有的參賽者。

Jean Grey only wins in the end because she wasn't injured or disqualified.

讓-格雷之所以最後獲勝，只是因為她沒有受傷或被取消資格。

Jean Grey, legally speaking telekinesis doesn't count as physical assault.

讓-格雷，從法律上講心靈感應不算人身攻擊。

Although we know this mash up was probably created because Battle of the Exes and X men share a letter.

雖然我們知道這個混搭可能是因為《前任之戰》和X男有共同的字母而產生的。

It manages to make fun of reality shows and the ridiculous history between Gene and Wolverine in one fell swoop.

它成功地將真人秀節目和吉恩與金剛狼之間的荒唐歷史一舉拿下。

是啊，有些東西永遠不會改變。