Okay, You're going to have to go get that for me.

好吧，你得去幫我拿。

Welcome to watch Mojo.

歡迎觀看《魔域》。

And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 times.

而今天我們就來細數一下前十名的選題。

Robot chicken made fun of Marvel Shield Shield.

機器人雞取笑奇蹟盾牌盾牌。

Hey, Shield Shield Shield.

嘿，盾牌盾牌。

Aren't you glad I didn't say shield again?

你不慶幸我沒有再說一遍盾牌嗎？

Doctor Strange prevented.

奇異博士阻止了。

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, great.

哦，太好了。

Here comes Iron Man, where you think we sound the alarm here.

鋼鐵俠來了，你以為我們在這裡敲響了警鐘。

There's still a ways off for this list will be looking at the show's best parodies of Marvel movies, shows and characters.

還有一段路要走，這個榜單將看看該劇對漫威電影，節目和角色的最佳模仿。

Which of these robot chicken sketches is your favorite?

這些機器人雞小品中，你最喜歡哪一個？

Let us know.

讓我們知道。

In the comments below, let's roll Number 10.

在下面的評論中，讓我們滾動10號。

Parodying every agents of Shield episode, the characters on Agents of Shield had to deal with advanced weapons, enhanced humans, aliens or a combination of all three pretty much every day since the show is set in the M.

模仿每一個盾牌特工的情節，在盾牌特工的字元不得不處理先進的武器，增強人類，外星人或三者的組合幾乎每一天，因為該節目是設置在M。

C.

C.

U fans wondered why the Avengers never showed up to help.

U迷們想知道為什麼復仇者們一直沒有出現幫忙。

Hilarious robot chicken Sketch explained at all.

搞笑的機器人雞斯凱特根本解釋。

When Agent Johnson asks for some superhero backup, Coulson provides an increasingly ridiculous list of excuses for why each Avenger can't come.

當特工約翰遜要求一些超級英雄的支援時，科爾森提供了一個越來越可笑的藉口清單，說明為什麼每個復仇者不能來。

Maybe Captain America, Bolivia Hawkeye Gone Dark Black widow, also Bolivia let me be the Hulk.

也許美國隊長，玻利維亞鷹眼亂世黑寡婦，也玻利維亞讓我做綠巨人。

Dentist, Ant Man, Six Flags Scarlet Witch Spin Class at three.

牙醫、蟻人、六旗猩紅女巫三點旋轉課。

The sketch concludes with Coulson seeing a hero offscreen.

小品的最後，科爾森在螢幕外看到了一個英雄。

Iron Man just flew by.

鋼鐵俠就這樣飛了過來。

Can I say You know what?

我可以說，你知道嗎？

Just take my word for it.

你就相信我的話吧。

It's a funny and well deserved knock on the spy show because as much as we love Coulson and company taking down bad guys, couldn't Iron Man have shown up just to help?

這是一部有趣而又當之無愧的敲打諜戰劇，因為雖然我們很喜歡科爾森和公司幹掉壞人，但鋼鐵俠就不能出現只是為了幫忙嗎？

Once I'd like to have a lengthy conversation with you about that, it might get loud.

一旦我想和你長談這個問題，可能會很吵。

Number nine Peter Spider Sense goes haywire, having a spider sense to warn you of dangerous things.

九號彼得蜘蛛感應器出了問題，有蜘蛛感應器來警告你危險的事情。

Coming your way sounds incredibly useful, but one version of Spider Man just found that annoying.

走你的路，聽起來非常有用，但有一個版本的蜘蛛俠就覺得很煩。

When Peter's spider Sense goes off at breakfast, he assumes a supervillain is coming for him.

當彼得的蜘蛛感應器在早餐時響起時，他認為有一個超級大壞蛋要來找他。

But it was just trying to warn him that the milk was spoiled.

但這只是想警告他，牛奶已經變質了。

Oh, the milk went bad.

哦，牛奶變質了。

Thanks, Spider Sense throughout the rest of the day is spider sense ruins, walking, swinging and alone time with Mary Jane.

謝謝，蜘蛛感整個餘下的時間就是蜘蛛感廢墟，散步，盪鞦韆，和瑪麗珍獨處。

His power simply can't tell him exactly what he should watch out for.

他的力量根本無法告訴他到底應該注意什麼。

Be more specific, of course.

當然，要更具體。

I'm in danger.

我現在很危險

I'm hundreds of feet above Manhattan.

我在曼哈頓上空數百英尺的地方

Seeing how hilariously inconvenient spider Sense can be makes us glad we don't have that power.

看到蜘蛛感應器如此滑稽不方便，讓我們慶幸自己沒有這種能力。

Why is this happening to me?

為什麼會發生在我身上？

Number eight Zack Morris becomes the worst Avenger.

八號扎克-莫里斯成為最差的復仇者。

Zack Morris.

扎克-莫里斯

You might think you're the only person with superpowers, but you are part of a larger time out.

你可能認為你是唯一一個擁有超能力的人，但你是一個更大時間的一部分。

Before Wanda Vision put superheroes in a sitcom, a robot chicken skin put a sitcom character on the Avengers and saved by the bell.

在萬達視覺把超級英雄放在情景喜劇中之前，一個機器人雞皮把情景喜劇角色放在了復仇者身上，並被鐘聲拯救。

A teenager named Zack Morris was able to stop time with his undefined powers.

一個名叫扎克-莫里斯的少年能夠用他那未被定義的力量來停止時間。

Nick Fury decides to recruit him to join the Avengers.

尼克-弗瑞決定招募他加入復仇者聯盟。

Unfortunately, Zach isn't good at saving the day more Stay in the time.

不幸的是，扎克並不擅長拯救更多的留守時間。

A little help.

幫個小忙。

Time out, Man, this is bad.

暫停，夥計，這很糟糕。

I should have learned an actual skill to supplement my time out power.

我應該學習一個實際的技能來補充我的時間出力。

All I know how to do is break the fourth wall to monologue about stuff he decides to quit after he fails to save Hawkeye from meeting a brutal yet funny end right in front of his eyes.

我所知道的就是打破第四面牆獨白的東西，他決定在救鷹眼失敗後退出，在他眼前遇到一個殘酷而又有趣的結局。

If Zack had been trained properly, he might actually have been more useful than the Archer.

如果扎克訓練得當，他可能真的比弓箭手更有用。

We guess there are some high school students that just don't have what it takes to be an Avenger.

我們猜想有一些高中生就是沒有成為復仇者的能力。

There you are.

你在這裡啊

You weren't in class.

你沒去上課

What can I say?

我能說什麼呢？

The hero returns?

英雄歸來？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Okay, yeah.

好吧，是的。

Number seven Venom goes to Broadway.

七號毒液去了百老匯。

Had a damn space parasite.

有一個該死的空間寄生蟲。

You gotta stop taking over my body.

你不能再控制我的身體了

No, Hamilton, what are you talking about?

不，漢密爾頓，你在說什麼？

Hamilton?

漢密爾頓？

Even violent alien symbiote boats can't resist a chance to see Lin Manuel Miranda's Hamilton on Broadway.

即使是暴力的外星共生體船也抵擋不住在百老匯看林-曼努埃爾-米蘭達的《漢密爾頓》的機會。

Eddie Brock learns this fact when venom forces him to see the show.

艾迪-布洛克在毒液強迫他看演出時，才知道這個事實。

After the curtain call, the symbiote breaks into Miranda's dressing room and gets a little too close to the performer.

謝幕後，共生體闖入米蘭達的更衣室，離表演者太近了一點。

Then, um, then forces the Broadway star to become his new host before going on to perform in the show's Broadway run.

然後，嗯，然後強迫百老匯的明星成為他的新主持人，然後再去參加該劇的百老匯演出。

There's something inexplicably hilarious about seeing the vicious symbiote sing some Hamilton lyrics.

看到惡毒的共生體唱一些漢密爾頓的歌詞，有種莫名的搞笑。

Alexander Hamilton is super cool, so maybe he can team up with Spiderman three's Dancing Peter and put together a truly show stopping number.

亞歷山大-漢密爾頓超酷，也許他能和蜘蛛人三號的《跳舞的彼得》合作，來個真正的演出。

Number six.

六號

Daredevil puts down his D's Daredevil Daredevil.

敢死隊放下他的D的敢死隊敢死隊。

That's just a myth.

這只是一個神話。

Oh, really, mhm.

哦，真的，嗯。

Where did that come from?

哪裡來的？

There's an absurd scene in 2000 and three's Daredevil, where the titular character draws out to DS with a flammable material on a subway floor and expects for someone to light it.

2000年和三的《勇者鬥惡龍》中有一個荒誕的場景，主角拿著地鐵地板上的易燃物抽出給DS，期望有人點燃。

Thanks to Robot Chicken, we know exactly how he pulls this off.

多虧了機器雞，我們才知道他是怎麼做到的。

The skit shows that it took a good amount of time for Daredevil to plan this all out.

從這個小品可以看出，敢死隊花了不少時間來策劃這一切。

He had to meticulously measure the surface area and pick the right flammable material to pull it off.

他必須細緻地測量表面積，挑選合適的易燃材料來拉開序幕。

That gasoline is just gonna evaporate.

汽油會被蒸發掉的 That gasoline is just gonna evaporate.

You've got a point.

你說的有道理

That's right.

是的

The amount of effort Daredevil puts into leaving his calling card is staggering.

敢死隊為留下名片所付出的努力是驚人的。

Putting his D's down almost seems more important to him than actually saving the day is a superhero.

對他來說，把自己的D放下來，幾乎比真正拯救世界是個超級英雄還要重要。

I'm putting my D's here, my big Flaming D's number five X Men vs Exes.

我把我的D號放在這裡，我的大火D號五號X男VS前男友。

One of em TV's many reality shows saw exes teaming up to complete challenges.

em電視臺的眾多真人秀節目中，有一檔節目是前輩們聯手完成挑戰。

But what if one of the former couples were both mutants were taking Battle of the exes up a notch?

但如果以前的夫妻中，有一對都是變種人，是把前輩之戰提升了一個等級呢？

Please welcome X Men X is Wolverine and Jean Grey, a team of mutants.

請歡迎X男X是金剛狼和讓-格雷，是一支變種人隊伍。

This changes everything.

這改變了一切。

When Jean Grey and Wolverine joined the cast of Battle of the Exes, the show fell apart almost instantly during one of their fights.

當讓-格雷和金剛狼加入《前任之戰》劇組時，在他們的一次打鬥中，劇情幾乎瞬間崩塌。

The mutants hurt or traumatized pretty much all of the contestants.

變種人傷害或創傷了幾乎所有的參賽者。

Jean Grey only wins in the end because she wasn't injured or disqualified.

讓-格雷之所以最後獲勝，只是因為她沒有受傷或被取消資格。

Jean Grey, legally speaking telekinesis doesn't count as physical assault.

讓-格雷，從法律上講心靈感應不算人身攻擊。

So you're the winner.

所以你是贏家。

Congratulations.

恭喜你啊

Although we know this mash up was probably created because Battle of the Exes and X men share a letter.

雖然我們知道這個混搭可能是因為《前任之戰》和X男有共同的字母而產生的。

It works really well.

它真的很好用。

It manages to make fun of reality shows and the ridiculous history between Gene and Wolverine in one fell swoop.

它成功地將真人秀節目和吉恩與金剛狼之間的荒唐歷史一舉拿下。

Easy, pal.

放鬆，夥計。

Yeah, some things never change.

是啊，有些東西永遠不會改變。

Number four.

四號

A not so fantastic wife Swap.

一個並不奇妙的妻子交換。

Find out how to different women.

瞭解如何對不同的女性。

Handle having their lives flipped upside down in White swap When Sue Storm Swaps lives with ordinary housewife Rebecca, we were expecting some shenanigans to ensue, but we weren't prepared for how dark things would get.

處理有他們的生活顛倒白色交換當蘇風暴交換生活與普通家庭主婦麗貝卡，我們期待一些詭計接踵而來，但我們沒有準備好事情會變得多麼黑暗。

Well, Sue struggles with household chores.

好吧，蘇為家務事而苦惱。

Rebecca has to face off against Doctor Doom.

瑞貝卡要面對的是毀滅博士。

The villain accidentally takes her life with one stray laser.

反派不小心用一道流星脈衝光帶走了她的生命。

As Rebecca's family struggles to cope with the news, Su continues the episode of Wife Swap as if nothing happened.

瑞貝卡的家人努力應對這個消息，蘇小妹若無其事地繼續《換妻》的劇情。

Even Dr Doom acknowledges how bad an idea this was.

連杜姆博士都承認這是個糟糕的主意。

How could you allow this to happen?

你怎麼能允許這種事情發生？

He was a part of the show's premise.

他是節目前提的一部分。

What was I supposed to do?

我應該怎麼做？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Maybe not pit a Housewife against the Power of Doom.

也許不是讓主婦對抗末日之力。

It's another darkly hilarious skit that proves that superheroes and reality TV shows just don't mix.

這又是一個黑色搞笑的小品，證明了超級英雄和真人秀節目是不能混為一談的。

After two long days, it was time to go back to their normal lives, but not without learning a few things.

漫長的兩天之後，該回到正常的生活中去了，但也不能不學習一些東西。

Number three.

第三個。

An Awful Avengers musical Hey, glad you could make the dress rehearsal better be good.

An Awful Avengers musical Hey, glad you could make the dress rehearsal better be good. 嘿，很高興你能把彩排做得更好。

Another debunker like Spiderman Turn off the dark and we're ruined.

又是一個像蜘蛛人一樣的拆遷戶，關掉黑暗，我們就完蛋了。

Well, I know you're gonna love Avengers Music.

我知道你會喜歡復仇者音樂 Well, I know you're gonna love Avengers Music.

Tacular taps Java, Ginza.

塔克爾攻克爪哇、銀座。

It's called What Spider Man Turn Off The Dark was a Broadway flop that was notorious for its lackluster songs, mediocre story and numerous reports of actor injuries.

這叫什麼蜘蛛俠關黑》是一部百老匯的失敗之作，因歌曲乏善可陳、故事平庸、演員受傷的報道層出不窮。

It was also relentlessly parodied in the Avengers.

在《復仇者聯盟》中也被無情地模仿。

Music tacular taps Trav Aganzo sketch actors dressed as Earth's mightiest heroes took the stage to sing their way through the early events of the M.

音樂白話龍頭特拉夫-阿甘佐小品演員裝扮成地球上最強大的英雄登臺演唱，講述了M的早期事件。

C.

C.

U Absolutely Every one of the songs is terrible.

U 絕對每一首歌都很糟糕。

It's been a web of fantasy through tight dresses and whispered talk, but my web isn't strong enough to catch myself.

透過緊身裙和竊竊私語，一直是一張幻想的網，但我的網還不夠結實，無法抓住自己。

Unfortunately, the choreography isn't much better.

遺憾的是，編排並沒有多好。

As soon as a giant hulk prop malfunctions and injures the actors, a producer and creator decided to cut their losses and destroy the theater.

由於一個巨大的綠巨人道具發生故障，導致演員受傷，製片人和主創人員決定減少損失，摧毀劇院。

Were insured, right?

投了保險，對吧？

Yes, Soup to nuts.

是的，從湯到堅果。

As bad as this musical turned out, we'd still rather watch this Rough Avengers musical twice than see a single scene from Spiderman.

雖然這部音樂劇的結果很糟糕，但我們還是寧願看兩遍這部《粗糙的復仇者》音樂劇，也不願意看到《蜘蛛俠》的一個場景。

Turn off the dark Number two.

關掉黑暗的二號。

Vic Mackey trades places with the thing If I'm here, I wonder where that Ben guy is.

維克-麥基和那個東西交換位置 如果我在這裡，我想知道那個叫本的傢伙在哪裡。

Actor Michael Chiklis played the heroic thing in To Live Action Fantastic Four movies.

演員邁克爾-奇克萊斯在《致真人版神奇四俠》電影中扮演了英雄的事情。

He also won an Emmy for playing the morally dubious Detective Vic Mackey on The Shield.

他還因在《盾牌》中扮演道德可疑的偵探維克-麥基而獲得艾美獎。

Your Turn to Play Bad Cop.

輪到你來扮演壞警察了。

Yeah, good cop, bad cop left for the day.

是啊，好警察，壞警察離開的一天。

I'm a different kind of car.

我是一個與眾不同的車。

But what if those characters suddenly switched places in Fantastic four's World?

但如果這些角色在神奇四俠的世界裡突然換了位置呢？

Vic is surprisingly good at taking Dr Doom down and over on shield.

維克出奇的擅長用盾牌把毀滅博士擊倒並翻身。

The thing effortlessly clobbers criminals in between their separate adventures.

這事不費吹灰之力地在他們的分別的冒險中間的罪犯。

There's plenty of jokes thrown in about the fantastic force powers as well as Vick's blatant disregard for the law and the human torch.

其中有很多關於奇妙的武力力量以及維克公然無視法律和人類火炬的笑話。

You ask, Yeah, weakness.

你問，對，弱點。

The biggest and most hilarious punch line here.

這裡最大最搞笑的笑點。

Is that the thing?

是那個東西嗎？

And Vic fit into each other's lives so perfectly that no one seems to mind the swap does, uh, does Vic look different to you before we make fun of our topic?

和維克完美地融入了對方的生活，以至於似乎沒有人介意這個交換，呃，在我們取笑我們的話題之前，維克看起來和你不一樣嗎？

Here are a few other honorable mentions that we can freely poke fun at.

這裡還有幾個值得一提的榮譽，我們可以自由地取笑。

Blade tries to sell blades.

刀片想賣刀片。

I'm offering you the chance to get a set of blades blades at a price so low.

我給你提供了一個機會，讓你以這麼低的價格獲得一套刀片。

Not even I can beat it.

連我都打不過。

Thor uses meal near as a regular hammer.

托爾用餐近作為普通錘子。

Yeah, Holt destroys his pants again.

是啊，霍特又毀了他的褲子。

Mhm.

嗯

Where am I?

我在哪裡？

Wow.

哇哦

Damn it.

該死的。

You know, it's not like purple pants grow on trees.

你知道，這不像紫褲長在樹上。

A snap, Ethan.

啪的一聲，伊桑。

Oh, sells perfume just like that.

哦，賣香水就這樣。

Huberty leads the powers.

休伯蒂上司的勢力。

I realized I had optic blast when I survived a plane crash.

當我從飛機失事中倖存下來的時候，我才意識到自己得了視網膜炎。

Great.

厲害

Now I will use my psychic powers to show that moment.

現在我將用我的靈力來展現那一刻。

Turn what?

轉什麼？

Now?

現在？

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在我們繼續之前，一定要訂閱我們的頻道，並按鈴獲得我們最新的視頻通知。

You have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them.

您可以選擇通知您不定期的視頻或所有的視頻。

If you're on your phone, make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications.

如果你在手機上，請確保你進入設置並打開通知。

Mhm Number one.

第一

Thor's Christmas Next Christmas victory shall belong to Loki.

雷神的聖誕節 下一個聖誕節的勝利將屬於洛基。

God of mischief.

惡作劇之神。

Thor had a bad habit of letting his brother Loki off the hook for committing serious crimes.

雷神有一個壞習慣，他的弟弟洛基犯了嚴重的罪行，就會放過他。

This flaw is taken to a ridiculous new height during a Christmas special.

在聖誕特別節目中，這個缺陷被帶到了一個可笑的新高度。

After seeing the thunder God get showered with presents, Loki decides to dress up as his brother Thor and commit evil deeds.

在看到雷神被洗禮後，洛基決定裝扮成他的兄弟雷神，並犯下惡行。

He harms old ladies, takes lives and, worst of all, doesn't pay for his soda refill.

他傷害老太太，奪取生命，最糟糕的是，他不為他的蘇打水續杯付錢。

Thor eventually uncovers low keys crimes after getting cold.

雷神在受到冷落後，最終發現了低調的犯罪。

Instead of putting his brother in jail, the thunder God asked Santa to give his brother Cole as a punishment is a madman.

雷神沒有把弟弟送進監獄，而是讓聖誕老人給弟弟科爾作為懲罰，是一個瘋子。

Stop him here.

在這裡阻止他。

Not Santa Claus.

不是聖誕老人。

You yourself shall make lucky pay a year hence, when you bring him a lump of coal on Christmas Day.

當你在聖誕節給他送來一塊煤的時候，你自己也會在一年後得到幸運的報酬。

While this sketch won't teach you the meaning of Christmas, it'll leave you rolling with laughter at how bad Thor is at disciplining his brother.

雖然這個小品不會教你聖誕節的意義，但會讓你笑得前仰後合，因為雷神對弟弟的管教是多麼的糟糕。

But you seem to just want to stay the same.

但你似乎只想保持原樣。

I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'll always be the god of mischief.

我想我想說的是，你永遠是惡作劇之神。

Do you agree with our picks?

你同意我們的選擇嗎？

check out this other recent clip from Watch Mojo and be sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos.

檢查出這個其他最近的剪輯從Watch Mojo，並一定要訂閱和敲鐘通知我們最新的視頻。

Yeah.

是啊。