Ha ha.

哈哈。

You know what time it is?

你知道現在是什麼時間嗎？

Time for one of my favorite segments.

我最喜歡的一個環節的時間。

Get at me.

攻擊我

You said then you mentioned to my twitter page that Stephen a Smith bothering me, trying to get at me.

你說你在我的微博上提到史蒂芬-史密斯在騷擾我，想對我下手。

You ready to come at me?

你準備好向我進攻了嗎？

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Well, guess what.

你猜怎麼著？

I'm gonna come right back at you.

我馬上就回來找你。

Let's go.

我們走吧

Give it to me.

把它給我。

First question.

第一個問題：

Hey, Stephen.

嘿，斯蒂芬。

A My name is Jose.

A 我叫何塞。

Uh, good question for you.

呃，好問題給你。

Um, with the way the Knicks are playing right now, um, should the team stay the way they are for the playoff run, or should they pick up an important piece and upgrade at their position either a shooting guard or small forward to make it a deep run to the playoffs?

嗯，以尼克斯現在的打法，嗯，球隊是應該保持現在的狀態去打季後賽，還是應該選取一個重要的角色，在位置上升級，要麼是投籃後衛，要麼是小前鋒，讓其深入季後賽？

First of all, a couple of a great day.

首先，一對夫婦的好日子。

Couple of things, first of all, when you gonna ask questions?

有幾件事，首先，你打算什麼時候問問題？

How about not coming across as if you hide it in a cubicle in your office?

怎麼樣不顯得好像你藏在辦公室的隔間裡一樣？

Scared that your boss is gonna catch you?

害怕你的老闆會抓到你？

Because that's how it looks like.

因為這就是它的樣子。

You came at me with that question.

你是帶著這個問題來找我的。

How you gonna come at me if you got to be timid?

你要是膽小，怎麼來找我？

Because you're worried about who listening to you.

因為你擔心誰在聽你說話。

That ain't no way to get at somebody.

這不是對別人下手的方式。

That's number one.

這是第一。

Number two, I say the New York Knicks just stand pat.

第二，我說紐約尼克斯隊就站在這裡。

Now there are exceptions.

現在也有例外。

If you could get your hands on the Damian Lillard if you could get your hands or somebody that you know like a Bradley Bill or somebody like that a little bit different, a little bit different.

如果你能得到你的手在達米安-利拉德 如果你能得到你的手或別人，你知道 像布拉德利-比爾或這樣的人 有點不同，有點不同。

But I'd say right now, stand pat.

但我想說的是，現在，站好了。

See how the season unfolds because you're playing with house money is presently constructed.

看本賽季如何展開，因為你玩的是房錢目前的構造。

You get to the postseason.

你能進入季後賽。

It looks like gold.

它看起來像黃金。

That's what I say.

我也是這麼說的。

Next question.

下一個問題。

Uh, NBA Twitter is straight up drama.

呃，NBA推特直接就是劇透。

There's nobody better suited to explain everyone's tweets than Kendrick Perkins himself.

沒有人比肯德里克-帕金斯本人更適合解釋大家的推特了。

Without further ado, Welcome to Master Perk Theater.

話不多說，歡迎來到大師級佩克影院。

The Legend.

傳說中的。

Stephen A.

Stephen A.

Himself.

他自己。

Great Hairline, Stephen A.

偉大的髮際線，斯蒂芬-A。

First of all.

首先是：

Look yes, it is a great hairline on that picture, because the picture was in 1964.

你看是的，那張照片上的髮際線很好，因為那張照片是1964年的。

But it's two things that I'm tired of you talking about is your hairline and that broke jump.

但有兩件事情我已經厭倦了你的談論，就是你的髮際線和那個斷跳。

I don't want to see pictures of you back in school wearing no basketball jersey because you still think you can shoot that broke jump of the day.

我不想看到你在學校裡穿著不穿籃球服的照片，因為你還以為自己能投出當年的突破跳投。

Listen, you are a senior citizens now.

聽著，你現在是個老人了。

Just give it up.

放棄吧

It's not there no more, my brother.

它不在那裡了，我的兄弟。

Carry on.

繼續吧

What the hell was that?

那是什麼鬼東西？

I am so hurt.

我很受傷。

I thought Mr T himself Kendrick Perkins with my brother.

我以為是T先生自己和我弟弟Kendrick Perkins在一起。

I mean, in the television business.

我的意思是，在電視行業。

I took him from here and I helped rods in the start up.

我把他從這裡，我幫助杆子在啟動。

And this is how he comes at me.

他就是這樣來對付我的。

He takes a picture.

他拍了一張照片。

He says it's from 1960.

他說這是1960年的。

I was born in 1967.

我生於1967年。

He said it was from 1964.

他說這是1964年的。

It was actually from 1990 But damn.

這其實是1990年的，但該死的。

And Sports Nation you were in on this.

而《體育國家》你也在其中。

Now I'm supposed to be a guest on your show.

現在我應該在你的節目中做嘉賓了。

I love the job that you're doing, but y'all betrayed me to Y'all actually collaborated with Kendrick Perkins.

我喜歡你做的工作，但你們都背叛了我，你們居然和肯德里克-帕金斯合作了。

K p passed the p.

K p通過了p。

I mean, come on.

我的意思是，來吧。

Really is like that Kendrick Perkins.

真的是像那個肯德里克-帕金斯。

Would that be like that?

會是這樣的嗎？

I hope I look better than that.

我希望我看起來比這更好。

When I get older.

等我長大了

I really hurt my feelings.

我真的很傷感情。

You got me Good.

你讓我很好。

But I'm gonna get you for that.

但我要為那件事抓到你。

K p.

K p.

I don't know how, but I'm gonna get you.

我不知道怎麼做，但我會抓住你的。

I'm gonna get you next question.

下一個問題由我來回答

Yeah, Yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Ludicrous.

荒謬的。

The great Ludicrous.

偉大的Ludicrous。

The hip hop artist extraordinaire Also acting all those fast and furious movies.

嘻哈藝人的特級演員，同時也是所有快速和憤怒的電影的演員。

Particularly 567 and eight.

尤其是567和8。

I mean, the brothers special my brother from another mother.

我的意思是，兄弟們特別我的弟弟從另一個母親。

Listen to this quote for those enquiring No, this is not me in high school.

聽聽這句話，那些打聽的人不，這不是高中的我。

Respectfully, my picks were not in black and white.

恕我直言，我的選題不是白紙黑字。

And for the record, Lionel Richie is not my dad either.

鄭重聲明，萊昂內爾-裡奇也不是我爸。

However, I would like to borrow 10 million from each of them during this pandemic.

不過，我想在這次大流行期間，向他們每人借一千萬。

I know they got it, Steven, a lot of damn ludicrous is covered at me now to the black and white.

我知道他們得到了它，史蒂芬，很多該死的可笑的是覆蓋在我現在的黑白。

You have to go there, Luda you have to go there.

你必須去那裡，路達你必須去那裡。

That's all right.

那就好

So I'm not gonna get back because that's my brother.

所以我不會回去，因為那是我的哥哥。

That's my brother right there.

那是我弟弟

You know what?

你知道嗎？

We met one time and both of us said we gotta get folks together.

我們有一次見面，我們都說要把大家聚在一起。

We gotta get our family members together and check out our family tree because we we we related We related.

我們得把我們的家庭成員召集起來，檢查我們的家譜，因為我們... ...我們有關係，我們有關係。

Alright, Luna, I got you.

好吧，月亮，我得到了你。

I can't say anything to load it right now.

我現在說什麼也不能加載它。

He got me So Kendrick Perkins got at me now.

Kendrick Perkins現在對我下手了。

Luna got at me.

月亮對我下手了。

Hmm.

嗯。

I'm gonna get y'all.

我要去找你們。

I don't know how I know I'm being redundant.

我不知道我怎麼知道自己是多餘的。

I'm a get y'all.

我是一個得到你們。

Yeah.

是啊。

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感謝您在YouTube上觀看ESPN的體育直播和優質內容。

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訂閱ESPN，加。