Listen, you are senior citizens now.

聽著，你們現在是老年人了。

Just give it up.

放棄吧

NBA Twitter is straight up drama There's nobody better suited to explain everyone's tweets than Kendrick Perkins himself.

NBA推特直擊劇情 沒有人比肯德里克-帕金斯本人更適合解釋大家的推特了。

Without further ado, Welcome to Master Perk Theater.

話不多說，歡迎來到大師級佩克影院。

Welcome Sports Nation to another edition of Master Per Theater and Let's get Started with a tweet from Isaiah Thomas.

歡迎《體育國家》來到另一期的《大師每劇場》，讓我們從以賽亞-托馬斯的一條推特開始。

This is how the players from the 18 nineties be wanting us to play now.

這就是1890年代的球員希望我們現在的表現。

L o l Hey, I'll tell you, Listen to a button.

嘿，我告訴你，聽一個按鈕。

If this was how basketball was to be played, we'll be talking about Kendrick Perkins being a goat.

如果籃球是這樣打的，我們就會說肯德里克-帕金斯是一隻山羊。

We'll have a couple of all stars and and Baines and fix Steven Adams.

我們會有幾個全明星和和貝恩斯，並修復史蒂文-亞當斯。

Hey, this is my type of ball right here.

嘿，這是我喜歡的類型的球在這裡。

I don't know if it's wrestling a basketball of a mixture of both, but look, they would have a new goat to talk about, and his name is Big Purple.

我不知道這是不是摔跤一個籃球兩者的混合體，但你看，他們會有一個新的山羊來談論，他的名字是大紫。

Carry on.

繼續吧

Next up.

下一個

Alan Horn from ESPN Radio.

ESPN電臺的艾倫-霍恩。

Hey, hashtag Knicks fans, Your team has a winning record, is in the top four in the east, almost halfway through the hashtag NBA season.

嘿，哈士奇尼克斯的球迷們，你們的球隊戰績彪炳，位居東部前四，哈士奇NBA賽季快過半了。

Hashtag NEW YORK forever Tom Thibodeau has bought basketball back to New York.

標籤NEW YORK forever湯姆-錫伯杜已經把籃球買回了紐約。

But let's be humble here, okay?

但我們要謙虛一點，好嗎？

It's not hashtag New York forever.

它不是永遠的標籤紐約。

Is hashtag New York for right now?

紐約是現在的標籤嗎？

Because although I believe the Knicks will make the playoffs, they're not getting out in the first round.

因為雖然我相信尼克斯會進入季後賽，但他們在首輪是出不了局的。

Carry on Next up.

繼續，下一個。

All things math.

所有數學的事情。

I can't believe anyone pays at Kendrick Perkins to talk about basketball.

我不敢相信有人花錢請Kendrick Perkins來談論籃球。

You're talking about me.

你是在說我吧

Look, first of all, it's my job to talk about basketball.

聽著，首先，我的工作就是談論籃球。

Second of all, I have the credentials to talk about basketball.

其次，我有資格談論籃球。

Texas basketball Hall of Famer.

德州籃球名人堂成員。

McDonald's All Americans went straight out of high school.

麥當勞的全美國人直接從高中畢業了。

I can say whatever the hell I want about the game of basketball.

關於籃球運動，我可以說任何我想說的。

You're just mad because I went on the get up and I was asked which player what I take to build a franchise around and I said, Joe, L and B and not your boy Luke, stop being biased and carry on.

你只是生氣，因為我上了起跑線，有人問我拿哪個球員什麼來打造加盟店，我說，喬、L、B，而不是你小子盧克，別再偏心了，繼續。

And by the way, ESPN do pay well.

順便說一下，ESPN的薪水確實很高。

Straight cash, buddy.

直接用現金，夥計。

Great cash and carry on.

偉大的現金和隨身攜帶。

Next up, The legend Stephen A himself.

接下來是傳奇人物Stephen A本人。

Great hairline, Stephen.

偉大的髮際線，斯蒂芬。

A first of all, look yes, it is a great headline on that picture because the picture was in 1964.

A首先，你看是的，那張圖上的標題很好，因為那張圖是1964年的。

But it's two things that I'm tired of you talking about is your hairline and that broke jump.

但有兩件事情我已經厭倦了你的談論，就是你的髮際線和那個斷跳。

I don't want to see pictures of you back in school wearing no basketball jersey because you still think you can shoot that broke jump of the day.

我不想看到你在學校裡穿著不穿籃球服的照片，因為你還以為自己能投出當年的突破跳投。

Listen, you are a senior citizens now.

聽著，你現在是個老人了。

Just give it up.

放棄吧

It's not there no more, my brother.

它不在那裡了，我的兄弟。

Carry on.

繼續吧

What the hell was that?

那是什麼鬼東西？

And last but not least, the host of Sports Nation Ashley Brewer finally saying, baseball back on my TV just makes me all color inside.

最後，《體育國家》的主持人阿什利-布魯爾最後說，棒球回到我的電視上，只是讓我內心充滿色彩。

Hold on, I asked.

等等，我問。

I'm highly disappointed in you because I didn't see the same energy when basketball season started.

我對你非常失望，因為籃球賽季開始時，我沒有看到同樣的能量。

And this is why I've been seeing these photos are back on Twitter, looking all disappointed like me because bankers, a basketball fan like big carry on and listen to him if they have any dumb tweets out there in the next week or so, and you want me to put them on blast, please put them in my replies and thank you for tuning in to another episode of master per theater.

這就是為什麼我一直看到這些照片都回到了推特上，看起來像我一樣失望，因為銀行家，像大進行這樣的籃球迷，聽他說，如果他們在接下來的一週左右有任何愚蠢的推文，你想讓我把它們放在爆炸上，請把它們放在我的回覆中，並感謝您收看另一集主每劇場。

Carry on.

繼續吧

Thanks for watching ESPN on YouTube for live streaming sports and premium content.

感謝您在YouTube上觀看ESPN的體育直播和優質內容。

Subscribe to ESPN plus.

訂閱ESPN加。