We reveal big news on the podcast, which is that you are pregnant with twins.

我們在播客上透露了一個大消息，那就是你懷了雙胞胎。

Yeah, And you talked about it on the podcast.

是啊，你在播客上也說過這個問題。

Has anyone heard about it through the podcast?

有人通過播客聽說過嗎？

Who Who didn't know in your immediate circle?

誰誰在你的直屬圈子裡不認識？

Or did you manage to get to everyone first?

還是你先找到了大家？

Because I would think that would be socially awkward if, say, your mom heard it on the podcast, but you hadn't told her Or Tak.

因為我覺得如果你媽媽在播客上聽到了，但你沒有告訴她，那會很尷尬。

Yeah, Yeah, Your husband Tech.

是啊，是啊，你丈夫的技術。

He's driving on the freeway, listening to the but catching up, and he drives into a barn.

他開在高速公路上，聽著但是追趕的聲音，他開進了一個穀倉。

Uh, yeah, there were a few people we forgot to tell.

嗯，是的，有幾個人 我們忘了告訴。

And that's how we found out They texted us and they're like, You're pregnant with twins and you didn't tell us This is a good way to find out who listens to the podcast.

這就是我們如何發現的，他們發短信給我們，他們說，你懷了雙胞胎，卻沒有告訴我們，這是個很好的方法來了解誰聽播客。

I know really listens well, and also, I mean, they listen because they're my friends and they care about me also.

我知道真的很好聽，而且，我的意思是，他們聽，因為他們是我的朋友，他們也關心我。

I guess they're fans of Conan.

我猜他們是柯南的粉絲。

Whatever.

管他呢

Yeah, let's get I'm sorry.

是啊，讓我們得到我很抱歉。

Let's do a quick correction there.

讓我們在那裡做一個快速糾正。

They can call you anytime.

他們可以隨時給你打電話。

But if they want the pure liquid comedy gold They've got to come to the fountain of Said Gold Conan O'Brien.

但如果他們想得到純正的液體喜劇黃金，他們就得來找黃金之泉柯南・奧布萊恩。

Uh, and you play a part, you're there with your ladle.

呃，你扮演一個角色，你在那裡與你的勺子。

And, um, And Gourlay, you're there with your little cup to get some of the liquid gold and splash it around, but little thimble, little thimble.

還有，嗯，還有Gourlay，你拿著你的小杯子去拿一些金液，然後到處潑灑，但是小頂針，小頂針。

But, uh, yeah, that's why your friends are tuning in.

但是，呃，是的，這就是為什麼你的朋友們都在收看。

You think my friends are tuning in because of you instead of me?

你以為我的朋友們是因為你而不是我才收看的嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yes, I do.

是的，我有。

I I think they can talk to you any time.

我想他們可以隨時跟你談。

But they're like, Oh, my God.

但他們就像，哦，我的上帝。

Is he on that podcast with you?

他和你一起上播客嗎？

Remember?

記得嗎？

My God.

我的天啊

God, God, God!

上帝，上帝，上帝！

And then they listen.

然後他們聽。

And then they hear you, too.

然後他們也聽到了你的聲音。

And then they find out that you're pregnant, make all that they call you.

然後他們發現你懷孕了，讓所有的，他們給你打電話。

Anyway, that was This is fun.

無論如何，這是 這是有趣的。

Brief.

簡介：

Look into my mind.

看看我的想法。

Yep.

是的。

Sona.

索納。

How's it all going?

進展如何？

How's your mom handling this news, see, has been waiting.

你媽媽怎麼處理這個消息，看，一直在等。

Uh, you know, I mean, I've known you for many years, and for years she wanted you to get married.

呃，你知道，我的意思是，我認識你很多年了， 多年來，她希望你結婚。

Yeah.

是啊。

I mean, to the point where it was, like, just anybody, you know?

我的意思是，到了這個地步，它是一樣，只是任何人，你知道嗎？

Okay, calm down.

好了，冷靜下來。

Wasn't that bad.

沒那麼糟

It was just she you know, she was getting a little restless, but she wasn't like anything you bring home.

只是她... ...你知道，她有點不安分，但她不像你帶回家的東西。

Just married you and I did a segment in Armenia where I took you to a woman who matched Armenian men with women, Did you not?

剛和你結婚，我在亞美尼亞做了一個節目，帶你去見一個給亞美尼亞男人和女人牽線搭橋的女人，不是嗎？

Yes, we did.

是的，我們有。

You seriously considered some of those men, and many of them were.

你認真考慮過其中的一些人，很多人都是。

They were in their sixties.

他們已經六十多歲了。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

They were all like And also I think that they I think matchmaking is looked down upon in Armenia, and so they had all either gone to prison.

他們都喜歡 而且我認為，他們我認為 媒人被看不起 在亞美尼亞，所以他們都有 要麼去坐牢。

Yeah, I had, like, five kids.

是啊，我有一樣，五個孩子。

Remember that woman?

記得那個女人嗎？

You can probably look up this segment online, but I took Sona to this little house in Armenia in, uh and this woman was showing you people and every time we should show us a picture.

你也許可以在網上查到這一段，但我帶著Sona去了亞美尼亞的這個小房子，呃，這個女人在給你看人，每次我們都應該給我們看一張照片。

And it was, um, this guy who maybe was I want to say, conservatively, 65 or 70 and looked like he'd been in a fight and lost multiple times.

而這是，嗯，這傢伙誰也許是 我想說，保守，65或70，看起來像他一直在戰鬥 並失去了多次。

And then she would say, I like this guy is good.

然後她會說，我喜歡這個人很好。

This guy is good.

這傢伙很厲害。

Now there is a problem.

現在有一個問題。

She would always say there is a problem.

她總是會說有問題。

We would go.

我們會去。

What and then they would she would talk about He was in prison.

什麼，然後他們會 她會談論他在監獄裡。

For what?

為什麼？

Well, this is the best part.

嗯，這是最好的部分。

I have followed up, and I said in prison for what?

我已經跟進了，我說在監獄裡幹什麼？

And she said, I can't remember.

她說，我不記得了。

He was eating with somebody and they had an argument, and he stabbed him with his fork.

他和某人一起吃飯，他們發生了爭執，他用叉子刺傷了他。

And I'm looking at this guy who looks like a pirate.

我在看這個人，他看起來像個海盜。

Long after the ship went down and he stabbed someone at a meal who was his friend.

早在船沉後，他在一次飯局上刺傷了一個人，而這個人是他的朋友。

So watch what you say, Uh, at the wedding dinner to this guy.

所以，看你說什麼， 呃，在婚禮晚宴上對這個傢伙。

So anyway, no, I I just But you married this the perfect guy.

所以，無論如何，不，我... ...我只是... ...但你嫁給了這個完美的傢伙。

Yeah, I did.

是的，我有。

Tack.

塔克

I can never remember his last name.

我永遠也想不起他的姓。

So I just add an easy into his first name, which is tacked occasion.

所以我只是在他的名字裡加了一個簡單的名字，這就是俗稱的場合。

Yes, it's which is not his name.

是的，是哪個不是他的名字。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah, occasion.

是啊，偶爾。

That's not how Armenian names work.

亞美尼亞人的名字不是這樣的。

You don't just add an ian at the end of their first name.

你不能只在他們的名字後面加一個 "ian"。

That's well, they all have an e n at the end of their last name.

這下好了，他們的姓後面都有一個e n。

Right?

對吧？

They do.

是的

But it's not.

但它不是。

I'm suggesting to the Armenian people lose the middleman.

我建議亞美尼亞人民失去中間人。 I'm suggesting to the Armenian people lose the middleman.

Just add an e n to the back of your first name.

只要在名字後面加個e n就可以了。

So it's tacked occasion.

所以它的粘性場合。

I'd be Sona.

我是Sona。

Sony in.

索尼在。

Yeah.

是啊。

No, that's Sona.

不，那是索娜。

Sony in It doesn't make sense.

索尼在它沒有意義。

I'd be Conan, Conan, Conan, Indian, Conan.

我會是柯南、柯南、柯南、印度、柯南。

Canadian.

加拿大人：

Yeah, You could pass for Armenian.

是啊，你可以通過亞美尼亞人。

You could.

你可以的

With that complexion and the tear, I could be an Armenian man who is very ill.

膚色和淚水，我可能是一個病入膏肓的亞美尼亞人。

It's very, you know, and then I go on that website that that woman has.

這是非常，你知道，然後我去那個網站上，那個女人有。