Name: 約翰遜參議員能不能不要再做這樣的羅恩-約翰遜？ (Can Sen. Johnson Stop Being Such a Ron Johnson?)
Uploaded: 2021-03-05T18:10:57.000Z
Duration: 9 min 40 s

IT'S BEEN KIND OF COOL HERE IN LOS ANGELES.

REGGIE, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF WEATHER?

>> I DON'T MIND IT, PUTTING ON A COUPLE OF SWEATERS.

>> 我不介意，穿上幾件運動褲。

>> 詹姆斯。  怎麼樣的體重損失？

>> Reggie:  I USED TO BE A SHORTS GUY IN ANY SORT OF

>> 雷吉：我曾經是一個短褲的傢伙在任何類型的。

>> James:  LIKE HOW WAS HE WEARING A PAIR OF SHORTS IN THIS

>> 詹姆斯。  就像他是如何穿一雙短褲在這個

>> Reggie:  LIKE A MEATBALL FALLING OUT OF THE SANDWICH.

>> 就像一個肉球從沙丁魚裡掉出來一樣。

>> James:  YOU DON'T COME HERE FOR THE WEATHER, YOU COME HERE

>> 詹姆斯。  你不是為天氣而來，你是來這裡的。

YOU COME HERE FOR HARD FACTS AND DAMMIT, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE

你們來這裡是為了瞭解事實，而該死的，這就是我們的目的。

THE VOTE ON PRESIDENT BIDEN'S COVID RELIEF BILL HAS BEEN

對比登主席的《退稅法案》的表決已經開始。

DELAYED IN THE SENATE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE DELAYED

在參議院被延後，而且看起來可能會被延後。

REPUBLICAN RON JOHNSON IS PLANNING TO FORCE A READING OF

共和黨人羅恩-約翰遜正計劃強行宣讀《中華人民共和國憲法》。

THE ENTIRE 600-PAGE BILL ON THE SENATE FLOOR, WHICH WOULD TAKE

全部600頁的法案在參議院的會議上，這將需要

I'M GOING TO WAIT UNTIL IT'S ADAPTED ON NETFLIX.

我要等它在NETFLIX上被改編後再看。

THE 600-PAGE BILL WILL BE READ ALOUD IN THE SENATE, FOR TEN

600頁的法案將在參議院大聲朗讀，為期10天。

THIS IS THE POLITICAL EQUIVALENT OF MAKING SOMEONE COME TO YOUR

這在政治上相當於讓別人來你的

"OKAY, I'M GOING TO NEED THE NAME OF A CITY?

"好吧，我需要一個城市的名字?

HE'S PLANNING TO FORCE A READING OF THE ENTIRE BILL OUT LOUD.

他打算強行大聲朗讀整部法案。

IF YOU ASK ME, RON JOHNSON IS ACTING LIKE A REAL RON JOHNSON.

如果你問我，隆-約翰遜表現得像一個真正的隆-約翰遜。

IF YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR WITH RON JOHNSON, HE IS WHAT HAPPENED

如果你不熟悉羅恩-約翰遜，他就是發生的事情。

WHEN AN EXPERIMENT TO CLONE MIKE PENCE WENT WRONG.

當克隆邁克-彭斯的實驗出了問題：

IN OTHER WHITE HOUSE NEWS, PRESIDENT BIDEN'S CABINET IS

在白宮的其他新聞中，比登總統的內閣是。

TAKING SHAPE-- BUT IT'S COMING TOGETHER MORE SLOWLY THAN ANY

正在成形--但它比以往任何時候都要慢一些

CURRENTLY, BIDEN'S CABINET IS HALF EMPTY.

目前，比登的櫃子已經空了一半。

ALTHOUGH, I PREFER TO LOOK AT IT AS "HALF FULL."

雖然，我更喜歡把它看作是 "半滿"。

THE MAN FIRST RAN FOR PRESIDENT IN 1988, AND DIDN'T WIN UNTIL

這個人在1988年第一次競選總統，並沒有贏，直到。

USUALLY WHEN HE FILLS A CABINET, IT'S WITH CUTE LITTLE FIGURINES

通常當他把櫃子裝滿的時候，都是用可愛的小玩偶裝的

MOVING ON TO THE COVID FRONT WE THOUGHT THIS WAS INTERESTING.

移動到COVID前面，我們認為這是有趣的。

IN ORDER TO PROTECT VACCINES FROM BEING STOLEN, SHIPPING

COMPANIES ARE NOW USING "JAMES BOND-LEVEL" SECURITY MEASURES,

目前，各公司都在使用 "JAMES BOND-LEVEL "安全衡量標準。

INCLUDING PANIC BUTTONS, KILL SWITCHES, AND UNDERCOVER GUARDS.

包括緊急按鈕、殺戮開關和暗衛。

JOHNSON -- I DON'T KNOW WHY I PUT AN AMERICAN AK SINT.

約翰遜 - 我不知道為什麼我把一個美國AK SINT。

WE'RE DOING BOND, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T -- WHY NOT DO THAT?

我們正在做債券，如果你不知道 - 為什麼不這樣做？

THE MOST ICONIC BRITISH CHARACTER OUTSIDE OF PADDINGTON.

最具代表性的英國人物在PADDINGTON之外。

>> BECAUSE YOU WERE ABOUT TO DO JOHNSON YOU TIPPED BACK TO --

>> 因為你要做約翰遜，你又回到了... ...

>> James:  I.TIPPED BACK TO RON JOHNSON, VERY ASTUTE

>> 詹姆斯。  I.TIPPED BACK TO RON JOHNSON, VERY ASTUTE(很尖銳)

IF YOU GOT TO PUT SOMEBODY'S NAME ON IT WHAT COULD IT BE?

如果你要在上面寫上一個人的名字，那會是什麼？

>> HE'S ALMOST TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE A BOND.

HE'S SO GORGEOUS I FEEL BAD ENOUGH TO GET BEAT UP BUT IF

他是如此的華麗，我覺得很糟糕，足以得到毆打，但如果。

IT'S BY A GUY THAT GOOD LOOKING, HE DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL ANYBODY,

這是個帥哥乾的，他不需要殺任何人。

YEAH HE DOESN'T HAVE THE EYES OF A KILLER.

>> DANIEL CRAIG IS HOT DON'T GET ME WRONG --

>> 丹尼爾-克雷格是熱不要誤會我的意思 -

>> James:  BUT HE COULD BE AN UBER DRIVER.

>> 詹姆斯。  但他可能是一個UBER司機。

THREE WRONG CHOICES YOU'RE LIKE I'L TIP HIM 20%, HE WAS PRETTY

三次錯誤的選擇，你想我給他20%的小費，他很不錯的

(笑)>> 詹姆斯。  我總是感到震驚

IN BOND WHEN HE SAYS THE NAME BOND, JAMES BOND, THAT NOBODY

在《邦德》中，當他說出 "邦德 "這個名字，詹姆斯-邦德的時候，沒有人知道。

NOT ONE CHARACTER, NOT ONE CHARACTER IN BOND HAS WATCHED A

沒有一個角色，沒有一個角色在邦德中看了一個

OH MY GOD FROM THEIR FILMS, BASED ON THE IAN FLEMING FILMS.

哦，我的上帝，從他們的電影， 根據伊安・弗萊明電影。

BACK TO THE ORIGINAL SHOW, THE NAME IS JOHNSON JOHNSON &

回到最初的節目，名字叫JOHNSON JOHNSON & JOHNSON。

THE VACCINE IS EXACTLY LIKE THE UPCOMING JAMES BOND MOVIE...

疫苗就像即將上映的《007》電影一樣...

BECAUSE BOTH HAVE BEEN DELAYED MULTIPLE TIMES, AND I'M GETTING

因為兩者都被拖延了好幾次，而我卻得到了。

IN FACT, THIS WHOLE THING HAS ALREADY INSPIRED THE NEXT BOND

事實上，這件事已經激發了下一部《邦德》的靈感

SHOULD WE PUT TOGETHER A CREW FOR A HEIST TO TRY TO GET THESE

我們要不要召集一隊人馬去偷東西，去拿這些東西？

>> James:  I THINK WE GOT A GOOD CREW HERE.

>> 詹姆斯。  我想我們這裡有一個好的團隊。

>> THIS IS AN ENGLISH THING I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

>> 這是一個英文的東西，我不明白。

>> James:  THE GREASE MAN, YOU GET IN AMONGST IT.

>> 詹姆斯：  油脂人，你得到在其中。

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT EITHER, I THOUGHT IT WAS AN AMERICAN

我也不明白，我還以為是美國人呢

AS I LOOK AROUND THE ROOM -- I'M LESS CONFIDENT IN OUR ABILITIES.

當我環顧四周時... 我對我們的能力沒有信心了。

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