You were playing Abba?

你在玩Abba？

Yes, it was.

是的，它是。

How do you pronounce it?

你怎麼發音？

Haba problem.

哈巴問題。

Are you in pain?

你很痛苦嗎？

I think I think I think it's just abba.

我想我覺得我覺得這只是Abba。

It was so weird.

太奇怪了

You went, Abba.

你去了，阿爸

That's the way that that's why.

就是這樣，這就是原因。

What corpus would say it if scientists worked on it for like a year?

如果科學家們研究了一年一樣，什麼語料會說呢？

Abba, I did work on it.

Abba，我確實在努力。

Good.

很好啊

Pork is good, says George C.

豬肉是好東西，喬治-C說。

Scott.

斯科特。

All right, Abba.

好吧，阿爸

Abba.

阿巴

Alba.

阿爾巴。

What do you Max Weinberg?

你是什麼馬克斯-溫伯格？

I think I have it.

我想我有。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Keep working on it, Abba.

繼續努力吧，艾芭

Just about.

差不多吧

That's what the kids are listening to.

這就是孩子們聽的。

Now.

現在就去

I'm in touch.

我正在聯繫。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

The two of us arguing over the pronunciation of Baba.

我們兩個為巴巴的發音爭論不休。

That's a good you Stop doing that, People just tuning in.

你真行，別再這樣了，大家都在聽。

We've never seen the show will be like Isn't that nice?

我們從來沒有看過這個節目，會覺得這不是很好嗎？

A learning disabled man is on the drum.

一位學習型殘障人士在鼓。

Isn't that nice?

這不是很好嗎？

Just the guy in the drummers over there A pop about How was your day, Max?

就在那邊打鼓的那個人說你今天過得怎麼樣，麥克斯？

Bye bye.

再見了

How about you will eventually start saying something else and the doctors will be most pleased.

不如你最終會開始說些別的話，醫生會很高興。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

I want to talk to you for this is, uh did something cool recently.

我想和你談談這個是，呃最近做了一些很酷的事情。

Um, there's there's apparently there's a deli here in New York City that's called the Stage Deli.

嗯，有... ...有顯然有一個熟食店 這裡在紐約市 這就是所謂的舞臺熟食。

Probably a lot of you have probably heard of it.

可能很多人都可能聽說過。

It's a big New York City landmark.

這是紐約市的一大地標。

It's pretty famous.

這是很有名的。

And the stage deli?

舞臺上的熟食店呢？

Well, they name sandwiches after celebrities at this place.

他們用名人的名字給三明治命名，在這個地方。

And about two weeks ago I heard that they honored me.

兩週前，我聽說他們給我頒發了榮譽。

So I was excited.

所以我很興奮。

So just the other day, just like two days ago, I grabbed a camera crew and I went over there to check it out.

所以就在前幾天，就像兩天前，我帶著一個攝影組，去那裡檢查。

And well, is what we found.

好吧，是我們發現的。

This is the stage delicatessen.

這是舞臺上的熟食店。

It's in New York City Landmark.

這是在紐約市地標。

They named sandwiches after celebrities here.

他們用名人的名字給三明治命名。

And I understand they name something after me.

我知道他們會用我的名字命名一些東西。

It's pretty exciting.

這是相當令人興奮的。

Yeah, these sandwiches make no sense.

是啊，這些三明治毫無意義。

Look at this.

看看這個

The Gloria Estefan tuna, bacon, American cheese, lettuce and tomato really captures her native Cuba.

格洛麗亞-埃斯特凡的金槍魚、培根、美國奶酪、生菜和西紅柿，真是抓住了她的家鄉古巴。

Banks, look at this.

銀行，看看這個。

Jack Wagner.

傑克-瓦格納

Hot, open turkey.

熱乎乎的，打開火雞。

That's a really good sandwich.

這是一個非常好的三明治。

Hell is Jack Wagner.

地獄是傑克-瓦格納。

Excuse me, sir.

對不起，先生。

Do you know Jack Wagner?

你認識傑克-瓦格納嗎？

It?

它？

Yeah, no idea.

是啊，不知道。

Here's the Halle Berry salami, tongue and pastrami.

這是哈莉-貝瑞的臘腸、舌頭和薰牛肉。

I guess that makes sense.

我想這是有道理的。

I don't know her.

我不認識她

John Stamos.

John Stamos

Greek salad.

希臘沙拉。

John Stamos.

John Stamos

He shows been off the air for eight years.

他顯示已經停播8年了。

Is it just because he's the only Greek person they could come up with?

是不是因為他是他們唯一能想到的希臘人？

Look, Richard Simmons.

聽著，理查德-西蒙斯

Tropical fruit salad.

熱帶水果沙拉。

Get that.

明白了。

And then look way down here at the bottom.

然後再看下面這裡的底部。

Conan O brien.

柯南-歐布萊恩

Soup and salad.

湯和沙拉。

Choice of any soup and a small house salad.

可選擇任何一種湯和一份自制小沙拉。

This is incredibly depressing.

這真是令人難以置信的鬱悶。

How many people will order the Conan O'Brien soup and salad, or about 34 or five a day?

有多少人會點柯南奧布萊恩湯和沙拉，一天大概34、5個？

So it's not really popular.

所以它並不受歡迎。

Not the greatest thing in the world.

不是世界上最偉大的事情。

I'm the king of late night.

我是深夜之王。

What am I doing?

我在做什麼？

They're not the king.

他們不是國王。

Don't get excited.

不要激動。

Not the king of late night.

不是深夜之王。

Maybe late.

也許晚了。

Late, late night, but not late.

晚了，晚了，但不晚。

There's two guys way ahead of us.

有兩個人在我們前面。

Yeah, those guys.

是啊，那些傢伙。

What are you gonna do?

你打算怎麼做？

You want to get rid of them?

你想擺脫他們？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Get rid of them.

擺脫他們。

Shoot them both.

把他們兩個都殺了

Could you think about getting the Conan O'Brien, which is a soup and salad?

你能不能考慮一下買《柯南-奧布萊恩》，這是個湯和沙拉？

You know, I really didn't.

你知道，我真的沒有。

I would order it just for the fact that I think you're a nice person.

我會點，只是因為我覺得你是個好人。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

That was a nice you took pity on me.

你可憐我，真是太好了。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Very much.

非常喜歡。

What time do you get off?

你什麼時候下班？

One of you when you're done with it.

當你完成後，你的一個。

So she laughed.

於是她笑了。

I always leave during that part.

我總是在那段時間離開。

This is exciting.

這是令人興奮的。

We're gonna go visit the woman who ordered the Conan O'Brien.

我們要去拜訪那個訂了柯南-奧布萊恩的女人 We're gonna go visit the woman who ordered the Conan O'Brien.

Sharon.

莎倫

You just ordered the Conan O'Brien.

你剛點了《柯南-奧布萊恩》。

That's pretty exciting.

這是相當令人興奮的。

Did you order it because you were excited about Conan O'Brien?

你是因為對柯南-奧布萊恩感到興奮才訂購的嗎？

Absolutely.

絕對的

You have no idea who I am, do you?

你不知道我是誰吧？

You're absolutely right.

你說的很對

I never seen you before.

我從來沒有見過你。

Have you know?

你知道嗎？

Do you stay up late often?

你經常熬夜嗎？

No.

不知道

And I don't watch TV.

而且我不看電視。

You don't watch TV at all.

你根本就不看電視。

This must be thrilling for you to meet me.

你能見到我一定很激動吧。

I want you to have a taste right now, and we'll see how you have a dribble down my chin on TV.

我想讓你現在就嚐嚐鮮，我們看看你在電視上如何在我的下巴上滴水不漏。

No, Come on.

不，來吧。

You think we do something like that?

你覺得我們會做這樣的事嗎？

Please dribble.

請運球。

Please dribble.

請運球。

I think you have to improve your image by a sandwich.

我覺得你必須通過三明治來改善你的形象。

You got to be a combi pastrami combo with little brisket.

你一定要用小牛腩來組合薰牛肉。

That would be a great sandwich.

這將是一個偉大的三明治。

That's that's you.

這就是你。

Say it again.

再說一遍。

Corned beef.

醃製的牛肉。

Pay attention.

注意了

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

I've been drinking.

我一直在喝酒。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Corned beef, pastrami, pastrami.

醃牛肉，薰牛肉，薰牛肉。

That's into me.

這是對我的。

And that's kind one sandwich.

而這是一種一個三明治。

Please don't interrupt.

請不要打斷。

I don't think Yeah, yeah.

我不認為是的，是的。

Mhm.

嗯

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Hey, Norman, would you please?

嘿，諾曼，你可以嗎？

This is it.

就是這裡了

Tell me what this is.

告訴我這是什麼？

This is the future Conan O'Brien sandwich.

這就是未來的柯南-奧布萊恩三明治。

This is you, sir.

這是你，先生。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Where is the mayonnaise and the Eminem?

蛋黃醬和埃米納姆在哪裡？

There's no mayonnaise and peanut M and M's just pushed in there like I told you.

沒有蛋黃醬和花生M和M的只是推在那裡像我告訴你。

Not in Arkansas.

在阿肯色州沒有。

You're not in Wyoming.

你不在懷俄明州

You're in New York.

你在紐約

Little caramel.

小焦糖。

A little dribble, a little caramel.

一點點滴滴，一點點焦糖。

Absolutely.

絕對的

Zero.

零。

This is you.

這就是你

One suggestion.

一個建議：

I'm gonna say one thing, and then I'll be quiet.

我只說一件事，然後我就安靜了。

Don't you better be quiet and don't say nothing.

你是不是最好安靜點，什麼都不要說。

Cake frosting, I guess.

蛋糕糖霜，我想。

Just give me for it.

就給我換。

Don't say nothing.

不要說什麼。

And put a little cake.

還放了一個小蛋糕。

Pop it, Kate.

開槍吧，凱特

You're wasting your energy.

你在浪費你的精力。

This is you.

這就是你

This is the new Conan O'Brien.

這是新的柯南-奧布萊恩。

This is a sandwich.

這是一個三明治。

Mhm.

嗯

Yeah, Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

Oh, come on, guys.

哦，來吧，夥計們。

That's my thumb to the back.

這是我的拇指在後面。

Yeah, I must get my thumb.

是啊，我一定要拿到我的拇指。

So what?

那又怎樣？

Looks like I'm sort of moving up.

看來我是要往上爬了。

I'm going to get a sandwich of my own.

我要去買一個自己的三明治。

We're going to design.

我們要設計。

So either way, I'm sort of headed to the big time.

所以無論如何，我都算是走向了大時代。

And, uh, I was wondering if you would take over my soup and salad for me.

我想知道你能不能幫我把湯和沙拉拿過來

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Here.

給你

Yeah.

是啊。

Mhm or not?

到底要不要？

Mhm.

嗯

A new sandwich.

一個新的三明治。

That's a great sandwich.

這是一個偉大的三明治。

I love that sandwich.

我喜歡那個三明治。

All right, we'll take a little break.

好吧，我們要休息一下。

Big show.

大秀。

Tonight we come back.

今晚我們回來。

Brendan Fraser, you're going to join?

布倫丹-弗雷澤，你要加入嗎？