Woo hoo! Yeah!

Woo hoo!耶！

Let's eat.

吃飯吧

Oops.

糟了

Ow.

嗷。

Oh, boy. This doesn't look good.

哦，天啊這看起來不妙

More power!

更多的力量！

Let's see what he's done this time.

讓我們看看他這次做了什麼。

Maximum power!

最大功率！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Morning SpongeBob, Krabs. Beautiful day.

早上好，海綿寶寶，蟹老闆美好的一天

[laughing]

[笑]

Is that proof enough for ya?

那是足夠的證據嗎？

That's it! You both fail!

就是這樣！你們都失敗了！

Oh, come on!

哦，來吧！

Don't we at least deserve some credit for not getting hurt?

我們沒有受傷，難道至少不值得點贊嗎？

I mean, that was crazy dangerous.

我的意思是，這是瘋狂的危險。

Yeah, it was!

是的，它是！

Hey, guys, I finished up--

嘿，夥計們，我完成了 -

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

We did it!

我們成功了！

Yay! He'll never get out of there!

耶！他永遠不會離開那裡！

We saved the town!

我們拯救了這個小鎮！

Yay! Let's go tell everybody!

呀！我們去告訴大家吧！

Push!

推！

Push!

推！

Hooray!

萬歲！

Ouch.

疼。

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Yow! Whoa!

Yow!哇！

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

This is Perch Perkins reporting live from the Krusty Krab,

我是波奇・帕金斯在蟹堡王號上的現場報道。

where I am one of three people still unaffected

在那裡，我是三個人中的一個，仍然沒有受到影響。

by this rabid patty pandemonium.

被這狂熱的餡餅大亂。

The second unaffected person is in this dumpster.

第二個未受影響的人就在這個垃圾箱裡。

Care to comment, sir, on the chaos?

先生，請您評論一下這混亂的局面？

Perch Perkins, how did you know I was in here?

珀金斯，你怎麼知道我在這裡？

I was napping in this dumpster when you snuck in, seeking refuge.

我在這個垃圾箱裡打盹的時候，你偷偷溜進來，尋求庇護。

- Take a bite! - No! No!

- 咬一口！- 咬一口！不！ 不！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Fire!

開火！

Whoa, Squidward's house is destroying the neighborhood.

哇，章魚哥的房子把附近的人都給毀了。

We gotta turn this thing off.

我們得把這東西關掉

[screaming}

[尖叫]

Ooh, I like choc--

哦，我喜歡巧克力...

Oh, the creamy, delicious horror.

哦，奶油般的美味恐怖。

Save us, SpongeBob! Save us! No wait.

救救我們，海綿寶寶！救救我們！不，等等

Okay, now save us!

好了，現在救救我們吧！

Stop, ice cream! Stop! Stop!

停下來，冰激凌！停，停！

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Oh, I just made it worse!

哦，我只是讓它變得更糟！

Hey, can I have an autograph?

嘿，能給我籤個名嗎？

Sure ya can.

當然，你可以。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Nothing can stop me.

沒有什麼能阻止我。

[laughing]

[笑]

We almost messed up big time.

我們差點把事情搞砸了

Whew.

呼。

Huh. Uh.

咦。呵...

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

That's the most realistic story I've ever heard.

這是我聽過的最真實的故事。

I can't believe that sweet and slimy snail

我不敢相信那隻又甜又黏的蝸牛。

would cause all this destruction.

會造成這一切的破壞。

[moaning]

[呻吟]

I'm a zombie.

我是一個殭屍。

Here to dine on your squishy yellow flesh.

在這裡吃你那黃澄澄的肉。

[moaning]

[呻吟]

Ah!

啊！

[moaning]

[呻吟]

[moaning]

[呻吟]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[moaning]

[呻吟]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[hiccupping]

[打嗝]

[hiccupping]

[打嗝]

Wow!

哇！

This is the best Best Friend's Day ever!

這是最好的朋友節!

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Whoa!

哇！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Patrick, what you doing?

帕特里克，你在幹什麼？

SpongeBob, just the man I was looking for.

海綿寶寶，正是我要找的人啊

Wanted to thank ya, buddy...

想感謝你，夥計... ...

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

for teaching me the karate chop, silly.

為了教我空手道劈腿，傻瓜。

You've gotta stop, buddy.

你得停下來，夥計。

You're destroying the entire town.

你在毀掉整個城市。

Oh.

哦。

Just stop chopping. Okay, Patrick?

別再砍了好嗎，帕特里克？

You got it, buddy.

你得到了它，夥計。

No more karate chops.

不再有空手道劈腿。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[belching]

[噯氣]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Stop!

停下來！

[singing]

[唱歌]

My ears!

我的耳朵！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[singing]

[唱歌]

[singing]

[唱歌]

I like it.

我喜歡它。

[singing]

[唱歌]

Stop the presses!

停止新聞！

We need to give Jellyfish Fields back to the jellyfish.

我們要把水母田還給水母。

If we restore their natural habitat, then they will go in peace.

如果我們恢復它們的自然棲息地，那麼它們就會安然離去。

And balance will once again be restored to our land.

而我們的土地將再次恢復平衡。

So, what do ya say, everybody? Will ya help me?

那麼，大家覺得怎麼樣？你會幫我嗎？

[everyone] No!

[大家]不！

You're kidding, right?

你在開玩笑吧？

[everyone] Yes!

[大家]是的！

[moaning]

[呻吟]

Uh-oh.

嗯，哦。

Uh-oh.

嗯，哦。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

My body is cold.

我的身體很冷。

I don't want to be the weather anymore. It hurts.

我不想再做天氣預報了 I don't want to be the weather anymore.它傷害。

[crying]

[哭]

Excuse me, Drizzle. I don't mean to parade on your rain

對不起，Drizzle。我不是說要在你的雨中巡遊。

but could you please put Gale down?

但你能不能把蓋爾放下？

Whoa!

哇！