and I have two of 'em,

我有兩個。

'cause I didn't know it was reversible.

因為我不知道它是可逆的。

Bought 'em at the same time.

同時買了他們。

Tried 'em both on.

兩個都試過了

Liked the black one,

喜歡黑色的那個。

thought might as well get the blue one too.

想著不如也買個藍色的。

Went and laid 'em up there, and I remember they go,

我去把他們放在那裡，我記得他們走了。

"Are you sure?" I go, "Yeah.

"你確定嗎？" 我去，"是的。

I think I know what I'm doing here, all right?"

我想我知道我在這裡做什麼，好嗎？"

We're doing homework too.

我們也在做作業。

Our daughter's started bringing it all home.

我們的女兒開始把它全部帶回家。

First and second grade is awesome.

一、二年級很厲害。

Third grade, you're like, "Okay."

三年級的時候，你會說："好吧。"

They throw some stuff in, you're like, "Oh, okay."

他們把一些東西扔進去，你就會說："哦，好吧。"

I have learned stuff from elementary homework.

我從小學作業中學到了東西。

I learned when to use "a" or "an" in a sentence.

我知道了句子中什麼時候用 "a "或 "an"。

I thought you felt it out, you know?

我以為你已經感覺到了，你知道嗎？

You just go, "That feels right."

你只是去，"這感覺是正確的。"

And that's what you do.

而這就是你要做的。

My parents used to watch a show called Rescue 911.

我的父母曾經看一個節目叫救援911。

I remember walking through the living room,

我記得我走過客廳。

and I look at the TV, a guy has a ski mask on,

我看著電視，一個傢伙有一個滑雪面具。

and a woman is asleep

而一個女人正在睡覺

with her feet out from under the covers,

她的腳從被子裡伸出來。

and he started rubbing her foot.

他開始揉她的腳。

I don't know what happened before or after,

我不知道之前和之後發生了什麼。

but I know I've never been able to sleep

但我知道我一直無法入睡。

with my feet out from under the covers...

我的腳從被子裡出來... ...

because I accidentally saw that 30 years ago.

因為我30年前不小心看到了。

I'll be in a hotel room, and I'm like,

我會在酒店的房間裡，和我一樣。

"Look, he can't get in here, dude.

"聽著，他不能進來，夥計。

We've locked everything."

我們已經鎖定了所有的東西。"

And I'm like,

而我就像。

"That's exactly what he's been waiting for.

"這正是他所期待的。

He's probably already in here."

他可能已經在這裡了。"