LATE LATE SHOW."

遲到的晚秀。"

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

謝謝你在這裡。

WE'RE HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE.

我們很高興你在這裡。

FUN SHOW TONIGHT.

今晚的趣味表演。

ON TONIGHT'S SHOW, WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH SUPER

在今晚的節目中，我們將和超級大叔聊一聊。

BOWL CHAMPION TOM BRADY, THE INCREDIBLE STACEY ABRAMS, AND

保齡球冠軍TOM BRADY，不可思議的STACEY ABRAMS，以及。

IS A PERFORMANCE FROM J.P. SAXE AND MAREN MORRIS.

是J. P. SAXE和MAREN MORRIS的表演。

YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT!

你一定不要錯過它!

STICK AROUND!

堅持下去！

A LOT OF SHOW IN THERE.

裡面有很多節目。

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO THERE MOST, REG?

你最期待的是什麼，REG？

>> Reggie: THAT'S ALMOST TOO MUCH SHOW THERE.

>> 那是太多的表演了。

>> James: YEAH.

>> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

I DO THINK THAT SOMETIMES.

我有時也會這麼想。

SOMETIMES I THINK WE SHOULD SPREAD THIS OUT.

有時候我覺得我們應該把這個傳播出去。

>> Reggie: YEAH, TOTALLY.

>> 雷吉：是的，完全正確。

>> James: SOMETIMES I LOOK AT THE BOARD OF WHO'S ON THE SHOW

>> 詹姆斯。有時我看看董事會 誰在節目中，

AND YOU GO, WEAPON, TOM BRADY AND STACEY ABRAMS, WE COULD

而你去，武器，湯姆-布拉迪和史黛西-亞伯拉罕，我們可以。

PROBABLY USE ONE OF THEM NEXT WEEK.

下週可能會用其中的一個。

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S THE THIRD LEAVE FROM C.S.I.

這是C. S. I. 的第三次休假。

CYBER.

CYBER：

>> STACEY ABRAMS IS ACTUALLY THE THIRD LEAD ON C.S.I. CYBER.

>> 史黛西-阿布拉姆斯是C. S. I. CYBER的第三位主角。

>> James: THAT DOES CHANGE THINGS.

>> 詹姆斯。這確實改變了一些事情。

>> SHE'S BUSY.

>> 她很忙。

>> James: WHY DON'T WE DO THAT, SPACE IT OUT?

>> 詹姆斯。我們為什麼不這樣做，隔開它？

>> WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS.

>> 下雨的時候，它就會傾瀉而下。

IT'S ABOUT SCHEDULING.

這是關於時間安排。

>> James: MY POINT IS LET'S JUST HAVE A STEADY FALL OF RAIN.

>> 詹姆斯。我的觀點是，讓我們有一個穩定的雨季。

WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS, AND THEN SOME WEEKS IT'S BARREN.

下雨的時候，下雨的時候，下雨的時候，下雨的時候，下雨的時候，下雨的時候，下雨的時候，下雨的時候，下雨的時候

( LAUGHTER ) BARREN, AND IT DOESN'T RAIN!

（笑） 巴倫，而且它不會下雨！

THERE'S NO RAIN!

沒有雨！

THERE'S A HOSE PIPE BAND.

有一個軟管管樂隊。

>> JUST CELEBRITY CLIMATE PARENT, GOING TO LAP.

>> 只是名人氣候家長，要去圈。

>> CELEBRITY CLIMATE PATTERN.

>> CELEBRITY CLIMATE PATTERN。

>> James: CELEBRITY CLIMATE PATTERN, IS THIS WORDS FROM YOUR

>> 詹姆斯。名人氣候模式，這是來自你的話語。

TONIGHT SHOW DAYS?

今晚的演出日？

>> NO.

>> NO.

I JUST SAID IT OUT LOUD.

我只是大聲說了出來。

>> IT SOUNDS LIKE A BIT.

>> 聽起來像一個比特。

TIME TO PLAY.

玩的時間。

>> James: TIME TO PLAY CELEBRITY CLIMATE.

>> 詹姆斯。時間玩名人氣候。

WHICH CELEBRITY IS BEST IN THE SUMMER?

哪位明星在夏天最棒？

I'VE GOT THIS WHEEL HERE AND -- ( LAUGHTER )

我已經得到了這個輪子在這裡和 - （笑）。

-- THE REASON WE'RE PLAYING THIS IS BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD

-- 我們之所以玩這個遊戲是因為我們還沒有一個好的結果。

GUEST IN ELEVEN DAYS!

客人在七天內!

( LAUGHTER ) WHO ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT, TOM

你對誰感到興奮呢，TOM？

BRADY?

BRADY?

>> OH, YEAH.

>> 哦，是的。

>> James: YEAH?

>> 詹姆斯。YEAH？

HE'S THE MAN.

他是男人。

>> James: I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO CHATTING WITH HIM.

>> 詹姆斯。我很期待和他哈拉。

SEE WHAT HE'S GOT TO SAY FOR HIMSELF.

看看他要為自己說什麼。

>> SUDDENLY STERN ABOUT IT.

>> 偶然間對它產生了興趣。

>> James: OH, YEAH, I'M LEAVING NO STONE UNTURNED.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，是的，我不留任何餘地。

>> ASK HIM ABOUT BEING GLUTEN FREE.

>> 問他關於是無麩質的。

>> James: IS HE GLUTEN FREE?

>> 詹姆斯：他是無麩質的嗎？

YEAH.

是的。

NO SUGAR, NO BREAD, NO GLUTEN.

不加糖，不加麵包，不加麩質。

HE'S A MACHINE.

他是一個機器。

>> James: YEAH, BUT WHAT'S HE DONE WITH IT?

>> 詹姆斯。是的，但是他用它做了什麼？

>> HE HASN'T GOTTEN THAT FAR, BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S COOL.

>> 他還沒到那一步，但是，你知道，這很好。

>> James: YEAH, HE'S GOT NO GLUTEN, HE'S GOT NO SUGAR, HE'S

>> 詹姆斯。是的，他沒有谷蛋白，他沒有糖，他是。

GOT NO DAIRY, BUT WHAT HAS HE ACHIEVED?

沒吃到奶，但他取得了什麼成就？

>> FOR WHAT.

>> 為了什麼。

>> James: FOR WHAT.

>> 詹姆斯。為了什麼。

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIMES.

史上最偉大的。

HAS HE TRIED CHICK-FIL-A SAUCE?

他試過雞排醬嗎？

THAT'S ALSO THE GREATEST OF ALL TIMES.

這也是最偉大的時代。

>> Reggie: THAT'S TRUE.

>> 雷吉：那是真的。

THAT'S TRUE.

這是真的。

SO GOOD.

那麼好。

>> James: DO YOU WANT TO DO THE HEADLINES, IAN?

>> 詹姆斯。你想做頭條新聞嗎，伊恩？

I TELL YOU WHAT, DO YOU, YOU'RE CO-HEAD WRITER ON THE SHOW,

我告訴你，你是本節目的共同主筆。

PEMPLET FIXTURE IN THAT CORNER, DO YOU WANT TO DO THE HEADLINES?

PEMPLET FIXTURE在那個角落，你想做頭條嗎？

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> Reggie: WOW, CO-HEAD AND CAMBRIA SAYS NO.

>> WOW，CO-HEAD和CAMBRIA說不。

>> James: LAUREN, THE OTHER CO-HEAD WRITER.

>> 詹姆斯:另一位共同主筆勞倫：

DO YOU WANT TO DO T THE HEADLINE >> NO.

你想做標題嗎 >> 不。

>> James: NO!

>> 詹姆斯。不！

I HONESTLY THAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAVE ME.

我真的認為你會救我的。

YOU LOOKED AT ME LIKE COME TO ME BECAUSE HE'S REALLY PUT YOU IN A

你看我的眼神就像來找我一樣，因為他真的讓你陷入了困境。

CORNER, I'LL SAVE YOU.

CORNER，我會救你的。

YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THE HEADLINES EITHER?

你也不想做頭條新聞？

>> NOT REALLY.

>> 不是真的。

>> James: NO ONE WANTS WANTS TO DO THE HEADLINES.

>> 詹姆斯。沒有人願意做頭條新聞。

ROB DOES.

羅伯做的。

ROB DOES BECAUSE THIS IS LATE NIGHT.

羅伯這樣做，因為這是深夜。

>> I WANT TO DO CELEBRITY CLIMATE PATTERNS.

>> 我想做名人氣候圖案。

>> James: CELEBRITY CLIMATE PARENTS.

>> 詹姆斯。CELEBRITY CLIMATE PARENTS.

♪ CELEBRITY CLIMATE PATTERN ♪ >> THERE'S A HIGH PRESSURE

名人氣候模式 >>有一個高壓。

JARRED BUTLER SYSTEM MOVING IN!

JARRED BUTLER SYSTEM 遷入!

>> James: IT'S ALL ABOUT WHO'S IN THE NEWS, WHO'S HOT, WHO'S

>> James:都是關於誰的新聞，誰的熱點，誰的。

COLD.

冷。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

IT'S A RuPAUL WARNING!

這是魯保羅的警告！

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: SO NO HEADLINES.

（笑） >> 詹姆斯：所以沒有標題。

NO.

編號：

>> James: JOHN, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT?

>> 詹姆斯約翰，你覺得怎麼樣？

YOU WERE VERY INVOLVED IN THE WRITING TO HAVE THE HEADLINES

你參與了編寫，所以才有了標題。

TODAY.

今天。

>> I THINK MY PART OF IT IS DONE.

>> 我想我的部分已經完成了。

>> James: MY PART WAS DONE!

>> 詹姆斯。我的部分已經完成了！

( LAUGHTER ) I GET PAID EITHER WAY, I'LL BE

（笑）我得到的工資無論哪種方式，我會的。

HERE TOMORROW, DOESN'T MATTER!

明天在這裡，不重要了！

( LAUGHTER ) ALL RIGHT, WELL, ( BLEEP ) YOU

（笑）沒事，好了，（嗶嗶）你。

WE'RE DOING THEM.

我們正在做這些。

( LAUGHTER ) LET'S JUMP INTO THE HEADLINES.

讓我們跳進頭條新聞。

SOME NEWS TO TALK ABOUT -- TOMORROW, THE SENATE IS

一些新聞 -- -- 明天，參議院是

SCHEDULED TO VOTE ON PRESIDENT BIDEN'S $1.9 TRILLION COVID

定於就比登主席的19億美元合作協議進行表決。

RELIEF PACKAGE.

緩解方案：

BUT LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE UPSET THAT THE BILL WILL NOT INCLUDE A

但很多人對該法案不包括以下內容感到不安： 1.

PREVIOUSLY-PROMISED MINIMUM WAGE INCREASE.

以前承諾的最低工資增長；

"YOU HAD ONE JOB!" SAID EVERYBODY WHO'S WORKING TWO

"你有一份工作！""你只做過一份工作！

JOBS.

工作機會：

( LAUGHTER ) I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, AND

我知道你在想什麼，而且。

DON'T WORRY.

不要擔心。

NO, THIS WON'T AFFECT THE TAKE-HOME PAY OF EVERYONE IN

不，這不會影響每個人的工資收入。

CONGRESS.

大會：

THEY'LL BE ABSOLUTELY FINE.

他們絕對會很好。

I MEAN, IT'S SUCH A -- LEAVE IT TO DEMOCRATS TO SOMEHOW

我是說，這真是一個... ... 把它留給民主黨人去做吧

FIND A WAY TO GIVE AMERICANS TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN RELIEF

找到一種方法，給美國人提供數千億美元的救濟。

AND STILL MAKE IT FEEL LIKE A LETDOWN.

還能讓人覺得是在放水。

( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, SENATOR ELIZABETH

在此同時，艾麗沙貝特參議員......"。

WARREN HAS JUST INTRODUCED LEGISLATION THAT WOULD CALL FOR

華倫剛剛提出的立法，將要求

A TAX ON "ULTRA-MILLIONAIRES," WHICH IS DEFINED AS HOUSEHOLDS

向 "超百萬富翁 "徵稅，其定義為家庭主婦。

WORTH MORE THAN $50 MILLION.

價值超過5000萬美元。

THAT INCLUDES ABOUT 100,000 AMERICAN FAMILIES.

這包括了大約10萬個美國家庭。

HOUSEHOLDS WORTH MORE THAN $50 MILLION.

價值超過5000萬美元的房子。

OR AS JEFF BEZOS CALLS THEM THE MIDDLE CLASS.

或JEFF BEZOS稱他們為中產階級。

( LAUGHTER ) WARREN'S PLAN CALLS FOR AN

華倫的計劃需要一個...

ADDITIONAL 1% TAX ON BILLIONAIRES.

對億萬富翁額外徵收1%的稅。

PLUS AN EXTRA 1% FOR EVERY TIME ELON MUSK TWEETS SOMETHING

每當埃隆-穆克發一條微博，還能額外獲得1%的獎勵。

WEIRD.

怪異。

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S A STRANGE NAME FOR THEM

（笑）這是一個奇怪的名字給他們

"ULTRA MILLIONAIRE."

"超百萬富翁"。

"ULTRA MILLIONAIRE."

"超百萬富翁"。

>> Reggie: ULTRA.

>> 雷吉：ULTRA。

>> James: "ULTRA MILLIONAIRE."

>>詹姆斯。"超百萬富翁。"

IT SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF A COMIC BOOK SUPERHERO INVENTED BY

這聽起來像漫畫書超級英雄的名字發明的。

REPUBLICANS.

共和黨人：

( LAUGHTER ) IAN, WHAT'S ULTRA MILLIONAIRE'S

IAN，什麼是超級百萬富翁？

SUPER POWER?

超級動力？

>> HE CAN FLY ONLY BY PULLING HIMSELF UP ON HIS BOOT STRAPS!

>> 他只有用鞋帶把自己拉起來才能飛！

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: DID YOU GUYS SEE

（笑） >> 詹姆斯：你們看到了

THIS?

這個？

STARTING IN MAY.

從5月開始。

ROYAL CARIBBEAN WILL BE OFFERING CRUISES IN WHICH ALL OF THE

加利福尼亞皇家航空公司將提供所有的郵輪服務，其中包括

PASSENGERS, AND ALL OF THE CREW, WILL HAVE ALREADY BEEN

乘客和所有的船員，都將已經被...

VACCINATED FOR COVID-19.

為COVID-19接種疫苗。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> James: YEAH.

>> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ON THE CRUISE SHIP IS GETTING

現在，您在遊輪上只需擔心的是如何獲得。

SEA SICK, SALMONELLA, E. COLI, AND NOROVIRUS.

海水病、沙門氏菌、E.科利和諾如病毒。

( LAUGHTER ) EVERYONE WILL HAVE THE COVID

每個人都會有錄像帶的

VACCINE.

疫苗：

>> Reggie: SWEET.

>> 雷吉：甜蜜。

>> James: IRONICALLY, AT A LOT OF THOSE

>> 詹姆斯。諷刺的是，在許多這些

CRUISE SHIP BUFFETS YOU'D ACTUALLY PREFER NOT TO HAVE A

郵輪上的自助餐，你其實更願意不要有一個

SENSE OF TASTE OR SMELL.

味覺或嗅覺的感覺。

>> Reggie: TRUE.

>> 雷吉：是的。

>> James: I'M WORRIED ABOUT THIS.

>> 詹姆斯。我很擔心這個。

SHALL UH TELL YOU WHY I'M SOAR RID?

要不要告訴你我為什麼要飛昇？

I'M JUST WORRIED THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIKE, "YOU DON'T NEED

我只是擔心他們會說，"你不需要"。

MASKS ON THIS CRUISE!" AND THEN HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WILL

"在這次航行中戴上面具！"然後成百上千的人就會。

DIE WHEN THEY GO SNORKELING.

死時，他們去SNORKELING。

( LAUGHTER ) AND WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT

我們想告訴你的是

A NEW PRODUCT THAT HAS JUST BEEN SUBMITTED FOR F.D.A. APPROVAL.

一個新的產品，剛剛提交的F.D.A.準許。

THEY'RE EYE DROPS THAT INCREASE YOUR DEPTH OF FOCUS SO YOU DON'T

它們是眼藥水，可以增加你的焦距，讓你不至於太累。

HAVE TO WEAR READING GLASSES.

必須戴上眼鏡。

BUT THEN HOW WILL I PRETEND TO BE SMART?

但是，那我怎麼能假裝聰明呢？

( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S HOW IT WORKS: PEOPLE WILL

（笑）這裡的工作原理。人們會

BE LIKE "YEAH, GLASSES ARE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS.

就像 "是啊，眼鏡是如此的痛苦的屁股。

HOLD ON, WHAT'S THIS MENU SAY?" JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.

等一下，什麼是這個菜單說？"只要給我一分鐘。

( LAUGHTER ) "I MEAN, THIS IS JUST SO MUCH

"我的意思是，這實在是太多了。

EASIER THAN GLASSES."

比眼鏡更容易。"

( LAUGHTER ) THOSE GLASSES ARE SUCH A PAIN.

（笑） 這些眼鏡是如此的痛苦。

( LAUGHTER ) I'LL HAVE THE TIRAMISU.

（笑）我會有TIRAMISU。

THANK YOU.

謝謝你。

( LAUGHTER ) NO MORE READING GLASSES.

（笑）沒有更多的閱讀眼鏡。

THE GOOD NEWS IS, IT'S MUCH HARDER TO FORGET A BOTTLE OF EYE

好消息是，忘記一瓶眼藥水要難得多。

DROPS ON YOUR HEAD.

滴在你的頭上。

( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S THE STORY --

（笑） 這裡的故事 -

REESE'S HAS INTRODUCED A NEW KIND OF PEANUT BUTTER CUP

REESE'S推出了一種新型的花生醬杯。

THIS TIME WITH NO CHOCOLATE AT ALL.

這次沒有巧克力。

THEY'RE CALLING THEM THE "REESE'S ULTIMATE PEANUT BUTTER

他們把它們稱為 "裡瑟的終極花生醬"。

LOVERS CUP."

夫妻杯。"

HERE THEY ARE HERE.

在這裡，他們在這裡。

LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

IT LOOKS LIKE A REESE'S THAT STOPPED DYING ITS HAIR DURING

它看起來像一個裡瑟斯，停止染髮期間，它的頭髮。

QUARANTINE.

QUARANTINE：

( LAUGHTER ) THEY'RE 100% PEANUT BUTTER.

（笑）他們是100％的花生醬。

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> 雷吉：WOW。

>> James: YOU KNOW, FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE

>> 詹姆斯。你知道，對於所有的人來說，

OUT THERE WHO ABSOLUTELY DESPISE CHOCOLATE.

在那裡誰絕對不喜歡巧克力。

THE NEW PRODUCT WILL BE CALLED THE "REESE'S ULTIMATE PEANUT

新產品將被命名為 "REESE ULTIMATE PEANUT"。

BUTTER LOVERS CUP."

奶油愛好者杯。"

WHICH IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL NAME, "REESE'S PEANUT

哪一個比原名 "瑞思花生 "更好？

BUTTER CUPS: NOW BUTT-ASS NAKED!"

奶油杯。現在屁股裸體！"

( LAUGHTER ) IS THAT ENOUGH HEADLINES, ROB?

頭條夠了嗎，羅伯？

CAN WE TALK TO TOM BRADY NOW?

我們現在能和湯姆-布拉迪談談嗎？

>> YEAH, THAT'S ENOUGH HEADLINES.

>> 是的，這就是足夠的頭條新聞。

>> James: CAN WE TALK TO TOM BRADY?

>> James:我們能和湯姆-布拉迪談談嗎？

>> YEAH, LET'S TALK TO TOM BRADY.

>> 是啊，讓我們來談談湯姆・布雷迪。