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  • >> James: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO "THE

    >> 詹姆斯。晚上好,女士們,先生們,歡迎來到 "世界末日"。

  • LATE LATE SHOW."

    遲到的晚秀。"

  • THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

    謝謝你在這裡。

  • WE'RE HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE.

    我們很高興你在這裡。

  • FUN SHOW TONIGHT.

    今晚的趣味表演。

  • ON TONIGHT'S SHOW, WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH SUPER

    在今晚的節目中,我們將和超級大叔聊一聊。

  • BOWL CHAMPION TOM BRADY, THE INCREDIBLE STACEY ABRAMS, AND

    保齡球冠軍TOM BRADY,不可思議的STACEY ABRAMS,以及。

  • IS A PERFORMANCE FROM J.P. SAXE AND MAREN MORRIS.

    是J. P. SAXE和MAREN MORRIS的表演。

  • YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT!

    你一定不要錯過它!

  • STICK AROUND!

    堅持下去!

  • A LOT OF SHOW IN THERE.

    裡面有很多節目。

  • WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO THERE MOST, REG?

    你最期待的是什麼,REG?

  • >> Reggie: THAT'S ALMOST TOO MUCH SHOW THERE.

    >> 那是太多的表演了。

  • >> James: YEAH.

    >> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

  • I DO THINK THAT SOMETIMES.

    我有時也會這麼想。

  • SOMETIMES I THINK WE SHOULD SPREAD THIS OUT.

    有時候我覺得我們應該把這個傳播出去。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, TOTALLY.

    >> 雷吉:是的,完全正確。

  • >> James: SOMETIMES I LOOK AT THE BOARD OF WHO'S ON THE SHOW

    >> 詹姆斯。有時我看看董事會 誰在節目中,

  • AND YOU GO, WEAPON, TOM BRADY AND STACEY ABRAMS, WE COULD

    而你去,武器,湯姆-布拉迪和史黛西-亞伯拉罕,我們可以。

  • PROBABLY USE ONE OF THEM NEXT WEEK.

    下週可能會用其中的一個。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IT'S THE THIRD LEAVE FROM C.S.I.

    這是C. S. I. 的第三次休假。

  • CYBER.

    CYBER:

  • >> STACEY ABRAMS IS ACTUALLY THE THIRD LEAD ON C.S.I. CYBER.

    >> 史黛西-阿布拉姆斯是C. S. I. CYBER的第三位主角。

  • >> James: THAT DOES CHANGE THINGS.

    >> 詹姆斯。這確實改變了一些事情。

  • >> SHE'S BUSY.

    >> 她很忙。

  • >> James: WHY DON'T WE DO THAT, SPACE IT OUT?

    >> 詹姆斯。我們為什麼不這樣做,隔開它?

  • >> WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS.

    >> 下雨的時候,它就會傾瀉而下。

  • IT'S ABOUT SCHEDULING.

    這是關於時間安排。

  • >> James: MY POINT IS LET'S JUST HAVE A STEADY FALL OF RAIN.

    >> 詹姆斯。我的觀點是,讓我們有一個穩定的雨季。

  • WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS, AND THEN SOME WEEKS IT'S BARREN.

    下雨的時候,下雨的時候,下雨的時候,下雨的時候,下雨的時候,下雨的時候,下雨的時候,下雨的時候,下雨的時候

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BARREN, AND IT DOESN'T RAIN!

    (笑) 巴倫,而且它不會下雨!

  • THERE'S NO RAIN!

    沒有雨!

  • THERE'S A HOSE PIPE BAND.

    有一個軟管管樂隊。

  • >> JUST CELEBRITY CLIMATE PARENT, GOING TO LAP.

    >> 只是名人氣候家長,要去圈。

  • >> CELEBRITY CLIMATE PATTERN.

    >> CELEBRITY CLIMATE PATTERN。

  • >> James: CELEBRITY CLIMATE PATTERN, IS THIS WORDS FROM YOUR

    >> 詹姆斯。名人氣候模式,這是來自你的話語。

  • TONIGHT SHOW DAYS?

    今晚的演出日?

  • >> NO.

    >> NO.

  • I JUST SAID IT OUT LOUD.

    我只是大聲說了出來。

  • >> IT SOUNDS LIKE A BIT.

    >> 聽起來像一個比特。

  • TIME TO PLAY.

    玩的時間。

  • >> James: TIME TO PLAY CELEBRITY CLIMATE.

    >> 詹姆斯。時間玩名人氣候。

  • WHICH CELEBRITY IS BEST IN THE SUMMER?

    哪位明星在夏天最棒?

  • I'VE GOT THIS WHEEL HERE AND -- ( LAUGHTER )

    我已經得到了這個輪子在這裡和 - (笑)。

  • -- THE REASON WE'RE PLAYING THIS IS BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD

    -- 我們之所以玩這個遊戲是因為我們還沒有一個好的結果。

  • GUEST IN ELEVEN DAYS!

    客人在七天內!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WHO ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT, TOM

    你對誰感到興奮呢,TOM?

  • BRADY?

    BRADY?

  • >> OH, YEAH.

    >> 哦,是的。

  • >> James: YEAH?

    >> 詹姆斯。YEAH?

  • HE'S THE MAN.

    他是男人。

  • >> James: I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO CHATTING WITH HIM.

    >> 詹姆斯。我很期待和他哈拉。

  • SEE WHAT HE'S GOT TO SAY FOR HIMSELF.

    看看他要為自己說什麼。

  • >> SUDDENLY STERN ABOUT IT.

    >> 偶然間對它產生了興趣。

  • >> James: OH, YEAH, I'M LEAVING NO STONE UNTURNED.

    >> 詹姆斯。哦,是的,我不留任何餘地。

  • >> ASK HIM ABOUT BEING GLUTEN FREE.

    >> 問他關於是無麩質的。

  • >> James: IS HE GLUTEN FREE?

    >> 詹姆斯:他是無麩質的嗎?

  • YEAH.

    是的。

  • NO SUGAR, NO BREAD, NO GLUTEN.

    不加糖,不加麵包,不加麩質。

  • HE'S A MACHINE.

    他是一個機器。

  • >> James: YEAH, BUT WHAT'S HE DONE WITH IT?

    >> 詹姆斯。是的,但是他用它做了什麼?

  • >> HE HASN'T GOTTEN THAT FAR, BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S COOL.

    >> 他還沒到那一步,但是,你知道,這很好。

  • >> James: YEAH, HE'S GOT NO GLUTEN, HE'S GOT NO SUGAR, HE'S

    >> 詹姆斯。是的,他沒有谷蛋白,他沒有糖,他是。

  • GOT NO DAIRY, BUT WHAT HAS HE ACHIEVED?

    沒吃到奶,但他取得了什麼成就?

  • >> FOR WHAT.

    >> 為了什麼。

  • >> James: FOR WHAT.

    >> 詹姆斯。為了什麼。

  • THE GREATEST OF ALL TIMES.

    史上最偉大的。

  • HAS HE TRIED CHICK-FIL-A SAUCE?

    他試過雞排醬嗎?

  • THAT'S ALSO THE GREATEST OF ALL TIMES.

    這也是最偉大的時代。

  • >> Reggie: THAT'S TRUE.

    >> 雷吉:那是真的。

  • THAT'S TRUE.

    這是真的。

  • SO GOOD.

    那麼好。

  • >> James: DO YOU WANT TO DO THE HEADLINES, IAN?

    >> 詹姆斯。你想做頭條新聞嗎,伊恩?

  • I TELL YOU WHAT, DO YOU, YOU'RE CO-HEAD WRITER ON THE SHOW,

    我告訴你,你是本節目的共同主筆。

  • PEMPLET FIXTURE IN THAT CORNER, DO YOU WANT TO DO THE HEADLINES?

    PEMPLET FIXTURE在那個角落,你想做頭條嗎?

  • >> NO.

    >> NO.

  • >> Reggie: WOW, CO-HEAD AND CAMBRIA SAYS NO.

    >> WOW,CO-HEAD和CAMBRIA說不。

  • >> James: LAUREN, THE OTHER CO-HEAD WRITER.

    >> 詹姆斯:另一位共同主筆勞倫:

  • DO YOU WANT TO DO T THE HEADLINE >> NO.

    你想做標題嗎 >> 不。

  • >> James: NO!

    >> 詹姆斯。不!

  • I HONESTLY THAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAVE ME.

    我真的認為你會救我的。

  • YOU LOOKED AT ME LIKE COME TO ME BECAUSE HE'S REALLY PUT YOU IN A

    你看我的眼神就像來找我一樣,因為他真的讓你陷入了困境。

  • CORNER, I'LL SAVE YOU.

    CORNER,我會救你的。

  • YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THE HEADLINES EITHER?

    你也不想做頭條新聞?

  • >> NOT REALLY.

    >> 不是真的。

  • >> James: NO ONE WANTS WANTS TO DO THE HEADLINES.

    >> 詹姆斯。沒有人願意做頭條新聞。

  • ROB DOES.

    羅伯做的。

  • ROB DOES BECAUSE THIS IS LATE NIGHT.

    羅伯這樣做,因為這是深夜。

  • >> I WANT TO DO CELEBRITY CLIMATE PATTERNS.

    >> 我想做名人氣候圖案。

  • >> James: CELEBRITY CLIMATE PARENTS.

    >> 詹姆斯。CELEBRITY CLIMATE PARENTS.

  • CELEBRITY CLIMATE PATTERN ♪ >> THERE'S A HIGH PRESSURE

    名人氣候模式 >>有一個高壓。

  • JARRED BUTLER SYSTEM MOVING IN!

    JARRED BUTLER SYSTEM 遷入!

  • >> James: IT'S ALL ABOUT WHO'S IN THE NEWS, WHO'S HOT, WHO'S

    >> James:都是關於誰的新聞,誰的熱點,誰的。

  • COLD.

    冷。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:YEAH。

  • IT'S A RuPAUL WARNING!

    這是魯保羅的警告!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: SO NO HEADLINES.

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:所以沒有標題。

  • NO.

    編號:

  • >> James: JOHN, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT?

    >> 詹姆斯約翰,你覺得怎麼樣?

  • YOU WERE VERY INVOLVED IN THE WRITING TO HAVE THE HEADLINES

    你參與了編寫,所以才有了標題。

  • TODAY.

    今天。

  • >> I THINK MY PART OF IT IS DONE.

    >> 我想我的部分已經完成了。

  • >> James: MY PART WAS DONE!

    >> 詹姆斯。我的部分已經完成了!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I GET PAID EITHER WAY, I'LL BE

    (笑)我得到的工資無論哪種方式,我會的。

  • HERE TOMORROW, DOESN'T MATTER!

    明天在這裡,不重要了!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ALL RIGHT, WELL, ( BLEEP ) YOU

    (笑)沒事,好了,(嗶嗶)你。

  • WE'RE DOING THEM.

    我們正在做這些。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) LET'S JUMP INTO THE HEADLINES.

    讓我們跳進頭條新聞。

  • SOME NEWS TO TALK ABOUT -- TOMORROW, THE SENATE IS

    一些新聞 -- -- 明天,參議院是

  • SCHEDULED TO VOTE ON PRESIDENT BIDEN'S $1.9 TRILLION COVID

    定於就比登主席的19億美元合作協議進行表決。

  • RELIEF PACKAGE.

    緩解方案:

  • BUT LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE UPSET THAT THE BILL WILL NOT INCLUDE A

    但很多人對該法案不包括以下內容感到不安: 1.

  • PREVIOUSLY-PROMISED MINIMUM WAGE INCREASE.

    以前承諾的最低工資增長;

  • "YOU HAD ONE JOB!" SAID EVERYBODY WHO'S WORKING TWO

    "你有一份工作!""你只做過一份工作!

  • JOBS.

    工作機會:

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, AND

    我知道你在想什麼,而且。

  • DON'T WORRY.

    不要擔心。

  • NO, THIS WON'T AFFECT THE TAKE-HOME PAY OF EVERYONE IN

    不,這不會影響每個人的工資收入。

  • CONGRESS.

    大會:

  • THEY'LL BE ABSOLUTELY FINE.

    他們絕對會很好。

  • I MEAN, IT'S SUCH A -- LEAVE IT TO DEMOCRATS TO SOMEHOW

    我是說,這真是一個... ... 把它留給民主黨人去做吧

  • FIND A WAY TO GIVE AMERICANS TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN RELIEF

    找到一種方法,給美國人提供數千億美元的救濟。

  • AND STILL MAKE IT FEEL LIKE A LETDOWN.

    還能讓人覺得是在放水。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, SENATOR ELIZABETH

    在此同時,艾麗沙貝特參議員......"。

  • WARREN HAS JUST INTRODUCED LEGISLATION THAT WOULD CALL FOR

    華倫剛剛提出的立法,將要求

  • A TAX ON "ULTRA-MILLIONAIRES," WHICH IS DEFINED AS HOUSEHOLDS

    向 "超百萬富翁 "徵稅,其定義為家庭主婦。

  • WORTH MORE THAN $50 MILLION.

    價值超過5000萬美元。

  • THAT INCLUDES ABOUT 100,000 AMERICAN FAMILIES.

    這包括了大約10萬個美國家庭。

  • HOUSEHOLDS WORTH MORE THAN $50 MILLION.

    價值超過5000萬美元的房子。

  • OR AS JEFF BEZOS CALLS THEM THE MIDDLE CLASS.

    或JEFF BEZOS稱他們為中產階級。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WARREN'S PLAN CALLS FOR AN

    華倫的計劃需要一個...

  • ADDITIONAL 1% TAX ON BILLIONAIRES.

    對億萬富翁額外徵收1%的稅。

  • PLUS AN EXTRA 1% FOR EVERY TIME ELON MUSK TWEETS SOMETHING

    每當埃隆-穆克發一條微博,還能額外獲得1%的獎勵。

  • WEIRD.

    怪異。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IT'S A STRANGE NAME FOR THEM

    (笑)這是一個奇怪的名字給他們

  • "ULTRA MILLIONAIRE."

    "超百萬富翁"。

  • "ULTRA MILLIONAIRE."

    "超百萬富翁"。

  • >> Reggie: ULTRA.

    >> 雷吉:ULTRA。

  • >> James: "ULTRA MILLIONAIRE."

    >>詹姆斯。"超百萬富翁。"

  • IT SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF A COMIC BOOK SUPERHERO INVENTED BY

    這聽起來像漫畫書超級英雄的名字發明的。

  • REPUBLICANS.

    共和黨人:

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IAN, WHAT'S ULTRA MILLIONAIRE'S

    IAN,什麼是超級百萬富翁?

  • SUPER POWER?

    超級動力?

  • >> HE CAN FLY ONLY BY PULLING HIMSELF UP ON HIS BOOT STRAPS!

    >> 他只有用鞋帶把自己拉起來才能飛!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: DID YOU GUYS SEE

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:你們看到了

  • THIS?

    這個?

  • STARTING IN MAY.

    從5月開始。

  • ROYAL CARIBBEAN WILL BE OFFERING CRUISES IN WHICH ALL OF THE

    加利福尼亞皇家航空公司將提供所有的郵輪服務,其中包括

  • PASSENGERS, AND ALL OF THE CREW, WILL HAVE ALREADY BEEN

    乘客和所有的船員,都將已經被...

  • VACCINATED FOR COVID-19.

    為COVID-19接種疫苗。

  • >> YES.

    >> 是。

  • >> James: YEAH.

    >> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

  • NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ON THE CRUISE SHIP IS GETTING

    現在,您在遊輪上只需擔心的是如何獲得。

  • SEA SICK, SALMONELLA, E. COLI, AND NOROVIRUS.

    海水病、沙門氏菌、E.科利和諾如病毒。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) EVERYONE WILL HAVE THE COVID

    每個人都會有錄像帶的

  • VACCINE.

    疫苗:

  • >> Reggie: SWEET.

    >> 雷吉:甜蜜。

  • >> James: IRONICALLY, AT A LOT OF THOSE

    >> 詹姆斯。諷刺的是,在許多這些

  • CRUISE SHIP BUFFETS YOU'D ACTUALLY PREFER NOT TO HAVE A

    郵輪上的自助餐,你其實更願意不要有一個

  • SENSE OF TASTE OR SMELL.

    味覺或嗅覺的感覺。

  • >> Reggie: TRUE.

    >> 雷吉:是的。

  • >> James: I'M WORRIED ABOUT THIS.

    >> 詹姆斯。我很擔心這個。

  • SHALL UH TELL YOU WHY I'M SOAR RID?

    要不要告訴你我為什麼要飛昇?

  • I'M JUST WORRIED THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIKE, "YOU DON'T NEED

    我只是擔心他們會說,"你不需要"。

  • MASKS ON THIS CRUISE!" AND THEN HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WILL

    "在這次航行中戴上面具!"然後成百上千的人就會。

  • DIE WHEN THEY GO SNORKELING.

    死時,他們去SNORKELING。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT

    我們想告訴你的是

  • A NEW PRODUCT THAT HAS JUST BEEN SUBMITTED FOR F.D.A. APPROVAL.

    一個新的產品,剛剛提交的F.D.A.準許。

  • THEY'RE EYE DROPS THAT INCREASE YOUR DEPTH OF FOCUS SO YOU DON'T

    它們是眼藥水,可以增加你的焦距,讓你不至於太累。

  • HAVE TO WEAR READING GLASSES.

    必須戴上眼鏡。

  • BUT THEN HOW WILL I PRETEND TO BE SMART?

    但是,那我怎麼能假裝聰明呢?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S HOW IT WORKS: PEOPLE WILL

    (笑)這裡的工作原理。人們會